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Politics › Re: The President Is Coming To Abia State And The Whole Town Is Closed Down!!! by IAMGEJ(m): 11:13am On Jan 16, 2015

If you want to know if he's God or not, Just cross d military line, when he comes grin

kreamidiva:
Goodluck Jonathan is coming to Umuahia with Faka and the whole town is shut down. No road for children to go to school!

Is he God?

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Properties › Re: Photos From The Fire Outbreak At Marina This Morning by IAMGEJ(m): 11:00am On Jan 16, 2015

Na jonathan take ur gals? undecided

ellalina:
Eiya
Bring back our girls abeg Jonathan
277 days

Computers › Re: Over 100 Computer Keyboard Shortcuts!!! by IAMGEJ(m): 6:21pm On Jan 15, 2015

Just tested few... WORKING PERFECTLY.

Nice work.

GEJtill2019 cheesy

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Business › Re: Saudi Prince: Oil Will Never Return To $100 by IAMGEJ(m): 10:48am On Jan 13, 2015

Buhari? Also By stabilizing world oil price? Bro na wa for you

motherlode:
Oboi no be Nigeria enter one chance ooo but nah GEJ enter ooo and dem go sell im part if e no smart!
By may 29 Nigeria would have a good and competent leader in Buhari/osinbajo to fully diversify the economy to reduce the dependence on oil.

Politics › Re: Neither Jonathan Nor Buhari Will Rule After February Election - Prophet Nwoko by IAMGEJ(m): 10:05am On Jan 13, 2015

Bro fear men of God, fear God, even if he appears not to be one. Donot Judge cool

crazysaint:
You know what the prophet is suffering from? The kabai and pig poo he smoke dont the worry am so tey the man the see the future and predict it by force.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FIFA Ballon D'or 2014 Awards On 12th January 2014 by IAMGEJ(m): 6:29pm On Jan 12, 2015

Which channel please? Haaaaa angry

Politics › Re: Live Update Of PDP Presidential Campaign Rally In Abeokuta(photos) by IAMGEJ(m): 5:52pm On Jan 12, 2015

OKay. NexT......

Politics › Re: US War College Says Muhammadu Buhari Was Awarded A Diploma In 1980 (photo) by IAMGEJ(m): 11:51pm On Jan 11, 2015

Am not going to any otuoke oh cheesy

dre11:
You go old for there.....

Because the election will go on as stipulated
February 14.....GEJ back to Otuoke

Jokes Etc › Re: See What This Barca Fan Wore As Christmas Cloth by IAMGEJ(m): 11:18am On Jan 07, 2015

Every body with e own style nah grin

Politics › Re: Photos: Labour Party Rally In Ibadan by IAMGEJ(m): 11:34pm On Jan 06, 2015

How dem take dey see d pple gather self? sad

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Education › Re: Uniben Boils Over Demolished Property By Edo State Government by IAMGEJ(m): 10:32pm On Jan 06, 2015

Okay Fellow Nigerian.

I will forward this issue to the special adviser to my adviser on education matter grin

Thanks for your complaint.

GEJ=Change
#vote4change2015

ogaofficer:
we want you to set up a committee.

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Education › Re: Uniben Boils Over Demolished Property By Edo State Government by IAMGEJ(m): 10:23pm On Jan 06, 2015

How can I be of help now? undecided

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Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by IAMGEJ(m): 10:17pm On Jan 06, 2015

DUMB-A.S.S grin

freshness2020:
Waka waka don carry belle
Loose translation: walking walking is carried stomach!

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Politics › Re: Free Meals, Allowance For Jobless Youths, N5,000 For Poor Families-Buhari Offers by IAMGEJ(m): 10:14pm On Jan 05, 2015

You must be a bloody terrorist as well embarassed

barcanista:
Buhari is a man of integrity, he doesn't say something and do the opposite. I am sure you will be glad that he's is our PresideÑt-to-come

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Romance › Re: 5 Unfair Situations Girls Get Guys Into. by IAMGEJ(m): 12:47pm On Jan 05, 2015

cynthia3d:
This situations only occur when d lady. Does not love d man so guys open ur eye when going for a lady when u choose a girl because she dresses half naked guy another person go follow u chop am help girls dress well

1000 likes 4 u

Romance › Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by IAMGEJ(m): 9:53pm On Jan 02, 2015

Emodeee:
c them, na them be this

Romance › Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by IAMGEJ(m): 9:51pm On Jan 02, 2015

Nor mind dem oh, even d one wen dey send am as broadcast, all of dem go deny am.

Kolade354:
then why cant you tell the person privately must you announce it on your status.

Romance › Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by IAMGEJ(m): 9:46pm On Jan 02, 2015

To sound more polite and caring.

Just say 'I will give you a call some other time'

Gbam!!! grin

saxwizard:
dat ur reply I think I will start using it nw

Romance › Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by IAMGEJ(m): 9:44pm On Jan 02, 2015

Test her first nah, meh u see.

grin

Hamatrony:
So if I send u card nw, u wil reject it?

Romance › Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by IAMGEJ(m): 9:42pm On Jan 02, 2015

Why u nor use another line like 'I will be going off for a while, hoping to get back soon'

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Any guy don complain give u about sub once? Abi na only d gals dey use sub?

tongue

elantraceey:
Why shouldn't i? It's not as i'll put it in my status , just to make the person am chatting with aware that am going off soon.

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Romance › Re: Funny Ways Ladies Ask For Credit Online by IAMGEJ(m): 9:41pm On Jan 02, 2015

elantraceey:
Why shouldn't i? It's not as i'll put it in my status , just to make the person am chatting with aware that am going off soon.

Politics › Re: You Are Not Fit To Rule Nigeria, Fasehun Tells Buhari by IAMGEJ(m): 2:10pm On Jan 02, 2015

Incompetent retarded bastard like buhari want to rule Naija.

Even in his dreams, he is still fit-less cheesy

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Car Talk › Re: Ladies What Is The Longest Distance You Have Driven A Car? by IAMGEJ(m): 12:49pm On Jan 02, 2015

From Naija to Ghana embarassed

Christianity Etc › Re: T.B. Joshua 2015 PROPHECIES by IAMGEJ(m): 6:26pm On Jan 01, 2015

Bros, fear God!!!

diluminati:
He actually has no predictions to make. Do you want him to disgrace himself? Common sense would have told him why didnt he predict the manslaughter of hundreds of south africans under his roof in 2013? Common sense have told him to shut up.

Travel › Re: Hilarious Transport System In Lagos (Photo) by IAMGEJ(m): 3:00pm On Dec 31, 2014

All dis kind comment 9 dem take dey arrest pple so o

TjGorlor:
Na GEJ cause am

Celebrities › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Artists Who Failed In 2014 by IAMGEJ(m): 10:43pm On Dec 28, 2014

I miss FP

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Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of A Working Class Man Dating A Female Undergraduate by IAMGEJ(m): 10:37pm On Dec 26, 2014

But you don know sha? cool

Lilamartedi:
I didn't know girls sleep with trailer drivers for bb and Brazilian hair

Politics › Re: Nigeria Military Xmas Message by IAMGEJ(m): 12:58pm On Dec 26, 2014

Military man work nor easy sha angry

Politics › Re: Sorry States Of Lagos Island by IAMGEJ(m): 10:26am On Dec 26, 2014

Bigger plan dan what?

neily:
Fashola is definitely working in Lagos state. The picture speaks. That Was actually his target for Nigeria If he becomes vice president. Buhari has bigger plans than this. That is why they belong to the same group.

Family › Re: Are Females More Caring Than Males by IAMGEJ(m): 9:12pm On Dec 25, 2014

To be caring? It's in d pocket not d palm tongue

EroticAngelina:
Ofcoz duh! women care! its NATURAL!

some men with tht their strng hand nd heart!

Nairaland General › Re: Christmas Tragedy As Medical Doctor Dies In Inferno by IAMGEJ(m): 7:11pm On Dec 25, 2014

R.I.P

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