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Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by IamLEGEND1: 10:06am On Aug 13, 2016

just be in possession of an ample buttocks. And you have my heart forever.

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Romance › Re: "My Cook, My ATM": Pre-Wedding Photoshoot by IamLEGEND1: 9:54am On Aug 13, 2016

PrincessAnna:
Lol, funny guy. Don't go yet the asss is increasing.

Hope restoration at 62%
I will make it to the promised land.

Romance › Re: "My Cook, My ATM": Pre-Wedding Photoshoot by IamLEGEND1: 9:43am On Aug 13, 2016

LuvU2:
no, i mean no interest

Well then,i do not engage in conversations with flat boards. Sorry.

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Romance › Re: "My Cook, My ATM": Pre-Wedding Photoshoot by IamLEGEND1: 9:39am On Aug 13, 2016

PrincessAnna:
my yansh flat

JESU!!!!!
After all my effort to groom you?

LORD,take me now..... I'm ready. I can't take anymore disappointments.

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Romance › Re: For Nairaland Virgins by IamLEGEND1: 9:36am On Aug 13, 2016

Smellymouth:
Baba, I have been dealing with lots of crazy ishs offline..
Walahi, Allah pass them..

Dem been think say dem fit drown you.....you never yarn dem say you be garri. Na so you just dey swell,dey boku.
Good to have you back bro. hope say you go stuck around this time.

Romance › Re: "My Cook, My ATM": Pre-Wedding Photoshoot by IamLEGEND1: 9:28am On Aug 13, 2016

LuvU2:
broke men and big things

first things first. You get sizeable yansh?

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Romance › Re: For Nairaland Virgins by IamLEGEND1: 9:23am On Aug 13, 2016

Smellymouth:
Yes boss.. As confirm virgin when I be.. I support the idea..

Na so.
where you go hide these past few days na?

Romance › Re: Caption: This Photo by IamLEGEND1: 9:20am On Aug 13, 2016

The swag no finish to dey load when dem take the picture.

Romance › Re: For Nairaland Virgins by IamLEGEND1: 9:18am On Aug 13, 2016

jamalnation:
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Romance › Re: For Nairaland Virgins by IamLEGEND1: 9:13am On Aug 13, 2016

Smellymouth:
[img]http:///media/6-06-2015/4rMAzr.gif[/img]

Boss! e be like say you approve of the idea wella

Romance › Re: For Nairaland Virgins by IamLEGEND1: 9:04am On Aug 13, 2016

MUVA:
Preach!

Bro! we need each other #NoTime

Romance › Re: For Nairaland Virgins by IamLEGEND1: 9:04am On Aug 13, 2016

MUVA:
Preach!

Bro! we need each other #NoTime

Romance › Re: "My Cook, My ATM": Pre-Wedding Photoshoot by IamLEGEND1: 9:00am On Aug 13, 2016

PrincessAnna:
Okay, you can mold one

why would I do that when I got you?

Romance › Re: What Will You Do If Your Fiancé/fiancée Breaks Up With U 2 Marry Your Best F? by IamLEGEND1: 8:50am On Aug 13, 2016

sinaj:
Will feel so bad
Will just move on with my life.

Na lie,95% of una go try kill the fiance/fiancée. Frustration too much for naija.

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Romance › Re: "My Cook, My ATM": Pre-Wedding Photoshoot by IamLEGEND1: 8:43am On Aug 13, 2016

PrincessAnna:
Toolz kinda yansh?

#teamflatyansh

Tufia!
point of correction, toolz is fat not curvy.
sure boys don't do fat chicks.

When I say yansh,I dey yarn Beyonce kind of stuff. not oversized and not overly small either. JUST PERFECT.

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Romance › Re: 15 Pictures HATERS Will Say Are Photo Shopped by IamLEGEND1: 8:38am On Aug 13, 2016

Tiny23:
Don't be a sadist

it isn't a choice. I was born sadistic. And it was just an attempt at sarcasm.

Romance › Re: "My Cook, My ATM": Pre-Wedding Photoshoot by IamLEGEND1: 8:34am On Aug 13, 2016

PrincessAnna:
All that yansh no do you?

All I see is an ironing board.
if girl no get adequate bakassi,make she no even reason marriage.....coz na to jump and pass.

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Romance › Re: For Nairaland Virgins by IamLEGEND1: 8:28am On Aug 13, 2016

We should form a support group...so NL virgins like us can meet and help each other through these trying times.

Romance › Re: 15 Pictures HATERS Will Say Are Photo Shopped by IamLEGEND1: 8:27am On Aug 13, 2016

They all look legit....so nothing to see here.

Romance › Re: "My Cook, My ATM": Pre-Wedding Photoshoot by IamLEGEND1: 8:22am On Aug 13, 2016*

Where did her yansh travel to?
*modified*
OK, so apparently her yansh was spotted by our correspondent having it's own photoshoot elsewhere.

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Romance › Re: Are They Bisexual Or Are They Playing A Game Nobody Told Me Of by IamLEGEND1: 7:27am On Aug 13, 2016

Bluehawk:
potential boygirl..are guilty of this?

Affirmative.

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Romance › Re: Are They Bisexual Or Are They Playing A Game Nobody Told Me Of by IamLEGEND1: 7:13am On Aug 13, 2016

wetin concern you

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Romance › Re: Pls Help Am Been Tormented by IamLEGEND1: 6:59am On Aug 13, 2016

sosiq:
How did I do??....

Terribly.

Romance › Re: Why Is It That People Tend To Be Afraid Of Me? by IamLEGEND1: 6:41am On Aug 13, 2016

Two words: YOUR FACE.

YOU LOOK LIKE SOMETHING THAT WALKED STRAIGHT OUT OF MICHEAL JACKSON'S THRILLER VIDEO.

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Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Fall In Love Easily With Handsome Guys That Ignore Them? by IamLEGEND1: 6:39am On Aug 13, 2016

Who get time for shakara now?

Just tell her you've got money,see how she begin dey follow u upandan like fly.

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Romance › Re: Man Tries Committing Suicide In Lekki Ikate Roundabout ,asks For N5m by IamLEGEND1: 6:34am On Aug 13, 2016

since u don already climb. Abeg electrocute urself sharp-sharp.
#NoTime

Romance › Re: days of 19800 by IamLEGEND1: 9:37pm On Aug 12, 2016

make she komot the glasses na....abi that is not her real face?

Romance › Re: Why Are Ladies Normally Aggressive During Their Menstruation?? by IamLEGEND1: 8:20pm On Aug 12, 2016

there was this side olosho of mine back then.....i calculated her cycle down to the hour and as luck will have it,her cycle was pretty consistent.......... so i knew the time to avoid her & when to act cute...... na him one day i just dey chat the girl up & she dey act normal,as time come,babe just start to dey cry for no reason,dey ask me if i love am true-true.

That pesky period thing eh,pouring sand for our garri since the dinosaurs were walking around. do all ur calculations, monthly flow go be like...

"Surprise! MOTHERFUCKA. I came early."

Romance › Re: #appreciation Thread# by IamLEGEND1: 7:51pm On Aug 12, 2016

MTN,with their weekend data freebies...

You guys are the real MVPs

Romance › Re: Catfish by IamLEGEND1: 7:50pm On Aug 12, 2016

this one wants its turn in the spotlight too.

#Ignored

Romance › Re: Pls Help Am Been Tormented by IamLEGEND1: 7:24pm On Aug 12, 2016

/And am back with the
/U can touch it But u feel it
/SEE these boys are me artillery
/And now we on the killing screen
/These karishikas feeling me
/I see their spirit vividly
/they trying to get my soul
/But i fade Before they finish me
/Diminish me
/they go suck u dry Like some kilishi
/Because we running this
/they just exercise utility

/Killer with the flow Cus nobody sicker
/The money and the fame Now coming quicker
/Queen of the coast Don dey find a niggah/
/.... ..... .. .... ..........

Finish that last line bro

Romance › Re: Clarification Thread: Mizzbouqui Isn't A Guy (Pics). by IamLEGEND1: 7:14pm On Aug 12, 2016

EmperorLee:
The same way you can make other people's business yours is the same way she can open whatever the phuck thread she wants and post whatever the phuck she wants.
Braah I don taya to type abeg . How your side?

No one has the monopoly over craziness.she'll do well to keep that in mind.

me too don tire....wallai my side gallant...how family?

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