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Romance › Re: Check Out This Epic Reply To A Girl's Whatsapp Status by IamLEGEND1: 2:06pm On Aug 13, 2016

ur head,it is there.

Romance › Re: Should I Or Should I Not Fork Her? Honest Response Needed by IamLEGEND1: 2:00pm On Aug 13, 2016

Babzilla:
Unfortunatelyfor U its just a prayer. ... and a stùpid one at that. Last time I checked God doesnt reason like you

BOOOOMMM!!!

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Romance › Re: Apprciating My Lady(picx) by IamLEGEND1: 1:59pm On Aug 13, 2016*

ClassCaptain:
Why the thing con be like say u wan use person do ritual like this ?
1,2,3....

Why the candles be 7? ...

We suppose check the guy well.
Na so Kanayo O Kanayo candle setup dey be for film. maybe na him uncle.

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Events › Re: Lagos Couple Ride In A Horse Carriage. PICS by IamLEGEND1: 1:45pm On Aug 13, 2016

PrincessAnna:
you funny die! No, wear your size

consider it done too
you know say I go do anything for you now as you don tell me say you're endowed.
Unless it turns out you're as flat as cardboard.Then I'll have no choice but to sue you for false declaration of assets.

Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by IamLEGEND1: 1:30pm On Aug 13, 2016

HateU2:
waoh. I love this. I love the fact that you are sincere. I wish guys will just come out clean whenever they want to start the relationship so that ladies will make up their mind but hell no! They will sweet talk and talk and deceive till a girl falls in love and after that do their animal things

Hahahahahahaaaaa
animal tinz ke?
u see, the only downside to straight up honesty is how difficult it is to find a girl willing to agree to ur terms. Most girls will bolt the moment they hear "Nothing serious". you usually have a success rate of barely 2 of every 20 women. No be every guy get time for that kyn wahala.
So the agitation of women for instant commitment from guys has a kind of domino effect which guys try to work their way around by spinning tales & faking the commitment so they too can get what they want.

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Romance › Re: "My Cook, My ATM": Pre-Wedding Photoshoot by IamLEGEND1: 1:15pm On Aug 13, 2016

NigerianScholar:
Where did ~~her yansh~~ your eyes travel to?

Clarity-ville
maybe you should urs on a vaca there.
will work wonders.

Events › Re: Lagos Couple Ride In A Horse Carriage. PICS by IamLEGEND1: 1:10pm On Aug 13, 2016

PrincessAnna:
Iamlegend, see what I was telling you. Classic

So you want ours to be like that? consider it done.
Everything down to the last detail will be considered meaning I must wear oversized shoe like the guy.
better not complain.

Romance › Re: "My Cook, My ATM": Pre-Wedding Photoshoot by IamLEGEND1: 1:06pm On Aug 13, 2016

PrincessAnna:
Lol, it should be sent to angelahniee, princess don't reply pms

thanks for the heads up. I'll relay the info to my board of advisors.

Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by IamLEGEND1: 1:01pm On Aug 13, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#64dd16]What? It is us who have suffered yer(males) indecisivness and confusion
....
im not sure i can put my shoes on the right foot after the last guy.
You see what his confusion has done?[/color]

is that right?
I don't know why I can't stop laughing at this comment.
You think men are indecisive?
Sure,there are a few exceptions like ur 'ex' but as a general rule,women display way more indecisiveness than we do. Give my boss obontamí a chance,he seems like a real go-getter. I'm sure he'll dispel ur misconception.

Romance › Re: "My Cook, My ATM": Pre-Wedding Photoshoot by IamLEGEND1: 12:54pm On Aug 13, 2016

lielbree:
Beyonce has no yansh. Look her well

You sure?

Romance › Re: Ladies: You Caught Your Sister Sleeping With Your Man, What Would You Do Next? by IamLEGEND1: 12:47pm On Aug 13, 2016

i dunno

Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by IamLEGEND1: 12:43pm On Aug 13, 2016

HateU2:
lol. I don't have anything against guys but the fact is that you are polygamous in nature

It's not humanly possible to have eyes for just one woman. that's a fact.... we can't change thousands of years of evolutionary tendencies that has been seared into our biology overnight.
our eyes gatz branch out small.
But in the end,whether he resists the temptation or not depends on the state of ur relationship with him and how deeply he feels about you.
But in the end,there is no valid excuse for cheating. If you want a faithful girlfriend/wife, you have to be a faithful partner too. I believe one good turn deserves another.you no go fucck around then still come back to hold ur partner to different standards. it's not fair on anyone.
I'm not the relationship type though,i just do my thing and go.....bt I don't expect the girl to be faithful to me either. it's easier that way.

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Romance › Re: A Funny Post I Saw On IG by IamLEGEND1: 12:27pm On Aug 13, 2016

That guy's logic is flawless. he has earned my respect.

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Romance › Re: "My Cook, My ATM": Pre-Wedding Photoshoot by IamLEGEND1: 12:26pm On Aug 13, 2016

PrincessAnna:
I'm endowed tho I don't blow my trumpet. the type that can make gay straight. Well packaged. That's why I want to marry myself

What do you know? she's arrogant too.
I LIKE IT!
Expect a PM from my people in a couple of months so we can fix the wedding date.

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Romance › Re: "My Cook, My ATM": Pre-Wedding Photoshoot by IamLEGEND1: 12:00pm On Aug 13, 2016

Checked86:
ass eater spotted

You smart...... Get Mrs.Endowed or die tryin'

Romance › Re: "My Cook, My ATM": Pre-Wedding Photoshoot by IamLEGEND1: 11:58am On Aug 13, 2016

PrincessAnna:
We go kuku wed here, you may now kiss the bride

Not gonna happen. Not until ur yansh has been seen & verified.

Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by IamLEGEND1: 11:52am On Aug 13, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#00cccc] but I thought it would be okay.
Half Rican Aidan I apologize.thought you 2 were cool now. [/color]

I see this is now a therapy thread for all women with grievances against men.

Not all women,actually. just you, iamnawty & Hateu2 .
What have we ever done to you?.

Romance › Re: Happy Bday To Me!!! by IamLEGEND1: 11:42am On Aug 13, 2016

vizkiz:
Nigga is going soft.

Bro Everyone deserves a little loving on their day.
Reach deep down,Viz....I know there is still something human left in that heart of urs.

Romance › Re: "My Cook, My ATM": Pre-Wedding Photoshoot by IamLEGEND1: 11:38am On Aug 13, 2016

PrincessAnna:
Say it I'm all ears. Ashawo na now you know sey u derail this thread

You dey front page

JESU KRISTI!!. FP?
Beht why na?
You see wetin u cause shey? Parrot. mtcheeeeeeewwwww

Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by IamLEGEND1: 11:32am On Aug 13, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#64dd16]Nothing Why?[/color]

You're truing to kick the hornet's nest with that comment.
Pls save our collective psyche the trauma of having to listen to the girl's emotional tirades again.
we've all been through a lot as it is. comprende? puff-puff.

Romance › Re: Happy Bday To Me!!! by IamLEGEND1: 11:27am On Aug 13, 2016

i guess even you are due a little well-wishing on ur birthday..

From this day onwards, may you find nothing but joy and happiness in ur life.....
live long & prosper.
Happy birthday.

Romance › Re: "My Cook, My ATM": Pre-Wedding Photoshoot by IamLEGEND1: 11:21am On Aug 13, 2016

PrincessAnna:
Daddy's boy
I like matured men not some daddy's pet.
What plans?

i like matured women too....not mummy's handbag.
my plans?
Some things are better left unspoken for now .
coz if I yarn wetin dey my mind,na instant 3-year ban.
And we have derailed this thread beyond recognition....whoever the OP is,I apologise.

Romance › Re: What Do Men Really Want? by IamLEGEND1: 11:15am On Aug 13, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffc400]Half
that firstking0 told me you left fer good.[/color]

what is wrong with you?

Romance › Re: "My Cook, My ATM": Pre-Wedding Photoshoot by IamLEGEND1: 11:11am On Aug 13, 2016

PrincessAnna:
my mummy will not let me travel. That long Nokia charger is frightening

Too bad! my daddy won't let me travel either,i would've delivered them in person
i had plans for you.
And the Nokia charger is only used to deliver strokes of pleasure as you'll soon find out first hand....so contain ur agitation.

Romance › Re: "My Cook, My ATM": Pre-Wedding Photoshoot by IamLEGEND1: 11:01am On Aug 13, 2016

PrincessAnna:
I dey fear your Nokia charger
I'm serious about the attire

My nokia charger is harmless....for the most part.
ehe na,does it look I'm doing joking sturvs here? show for my crib for maiduguri. I'll hook you up.

Romance › Re: "My Cook, My ATM": Pre-Wedding Photoshoot by IamLEGEND1: 10:52am On Aug 13, 2016

PrincessAnna:
I'm from...eem eeeem I av forgotten..
I like tiv attire, I'll be glad if you give me one as Christmas gift.

wonders shall never end.Na me you dey do shàkara for? issoryt.
Come my side for Maiduguri,I go supply you with all the tiv material you need.

Romance › Re: Let's Play A Game... Bet You Gonna Like It!!! by IamLEGEND1: 10:48am On Aug 13, 2016

i kissed someone on my birthday.

Romance › Re: When A Girl Threatens To Unfriend Or Block You On Facebook by IamLEGEND1: 10:45am On Aug 13, 2016

who cares about Facebook?. .. the only purpose it serves now is to remind me of my friends' birthdays. msg me and i won't even reply....so who ur blocking epp?

Romance › Re: "My Cook, My ATM": Pre-Wedding Photoshoot by IamLEGEND1: 10:37am On Aug 13, 2016

PrincessAnna:
Come lemme tell you something

NO!
so you can take my innocence? mbanu.
what tribe are you BTW?....my money is on Tiv.

Romance › Re: Which Nairalander Do You See As A Potential Partner? by IamLEGEND1: 10:18am On Aug 13, 2016

on the contrary, I consider all NLders to be death traps. No potential pairing,EVER!

Romance › Re: How Does Konji Do You? by IamLEGEND1: 10:16am On Aug 13, 2016

my body go begin dey scratch me bt sometimes na because I never baff.....so there's that.

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Romance › Re: "My Cook, My ATM": Pre-Wedding Photoshoot by IamLEGEND1: 10:09am On Aug 13, 2016

PrincessAnna:
Which promise land you too bad. The promised land is full of cobwebs, be careful

Uuurrrggghhh! get ur mind out of the gutter,i was referring to a figurative promised land.
I'm a virgin pls & I will not let you defile my thoughts with crass innuendos such as these. I'm saving myself for my wife to pop my cherry.

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