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Romance › Re: "World Shortest Couple" To Tie The Knot by IamLEGEND1: 6:08pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
PrincessAnna: I'm not joking, been down for 2 days. All the while you were fighting me yesterday, I was really down. HohMyGodt! I'm so sorry,luv. I really am. I hope you get better soon....so we can brawl very well. |
Romance › Re: "World Shortest Couple" To Tie The Knot by IamLEGEND1: 6:03pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff: [color=#64dd16]I didnt want you to do something harmful 2 yerself because of the inadequacy,so I faked it [/color] Puff-Puff!  I'll let you deny everything as much as you want. But the two of us know the crazy shìt that went down that night, don't we? 
I remember quite vividly telling you to stop screaming 'Give it to me big daddy'.... bt unlike some NL couples, we're not here to air our soiled linen in public, yeah? we get sense pass them.
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Romance › Re: "World Shortest Couple" To Tie The Knot by IamLEGEND1: 5:55pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
PrincessAnna: I'm not too strong dear, on a sick bed.
Till then  Abeg tell me this is a joking sturvs..... |
Romance › Re: Please Help My Relationship Is Abt To Crash by IamLEGEND1: 5:51pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
Long distance?
Yeah,that's gonna work out.
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Romance › Re: He Gave The Receipt To Her by IamLEGEND1: 5:48pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
See this one.
My friend, face ur front. |
Romance › Re: "World Shortest Couple" To Tie The Knot by IamLEGEND1: 5:45pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff: [color=#00cccc]Boy please! Yo little baby carrot I was afraid I'd break the little guy [/color] So all the screams & back scratching was just for show? you even cried afterwards,remember? Telling me between muffled screams how nothing you've ever had came close to the joyride I took you on. |
Romance › Re: Girls On Low-cut Are The Finest by IamLEGEND1: 5:44pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
NO! |
Romance › Re: "World Shortest Couple" To Tie The Knot by IamLEGEND1: 5:34pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
PrincessAnna: That's if its big enough to cause such damage. I sense you're really small from your post. I mean 3 inches. Can't even satisfy a virgin.  In due time,all will be made clear to you,dear. For now,rejoice & be merry little one.....for i am yet to make my destructive voyage into ur nether regions. |
Romance › Re: "World Shortest Couple" To Tie The Knot by IamLEGEND1: 5:14pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
PrincessAnna: You may even beg for water, your weight no reach. I'm serious  And you'll be needing a good number of saline I.V drips mid-coitus and probably genital reconstruction surgery after everything.  #Manchi |
Romance › Re: How And When Did You Meet Your Current Fiancee by IamLEGEND1: 5:05pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
Inside bush,I went to piss.... |
Romance › Re: "World Shortest Couple" To Tie The Knot by IamLEGEND1: 5:01pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
PrincessAnna: You'll beg for your dear life, I doubt you have such stamina tho We'll be putting that theory to the test real soon, luv. believe me. Then we'll see who'll be screaming and hanging on for dear life. |
Romance › Re: A Lil Piece Of Wisdom... by IamLEGEND1: 4:54pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahshshahahaha.
This one don turn to Aristotle overnight. |
Romance › Re: Guys, Have You Ever Been Raped By A Lady? by IamLEGEND1: 4:46pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
i can't say I've had the pleasure. |
Romance › Re: "World Shortest Couple" To Tie The Knot by IamLEGEND1: 4:42pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
PrincessAnna: why the insult? You can't even go two rounds, stop forming bad boy  bcoz you couldn't decipher sharp-sharp. Two rounds? #LoL
Trust me,You will not survive a round.... kingcheezypuff is still feeling the effects to this day. besides, me no be heartless pesin....I suppose remain small somtin for ur ozzband. |
Romance › Re: "World Shortest Couple" To Tie The Knot by IamLEGEND1: 4:25pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
PrincessAnna: Chewing gum boy, what will I do with the vitafoams? make love on them,dummy. one mattress can't handle me . |
Romance › Re: "World Shortest Couple" To Tie The Knot by IamLEGEND1: 4:05pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
PrincessAnna: Your NOKIA CHARGER is taller than the lady I guess.Though real ladies prefer it. Someone give this girl a medal,a new set of panties, two vitafoam mattresses,Lassa fever,a scholarship and have her replace Oshiomole as the new governor of Edo state. |
Romance › Re: "World Shortest Couple" To Tie The Knot by IamLEGEND1: 3:06pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
Owoplenty: not your taste but the couple's taste it became my taste when the photographs were uploaded here for me to see. |
Romance › Re: Attention!! by IamLEGEND1: 3:03pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
Just like that? |
Romance › Re: See Mind Blowing Love Texts...bewarned These Texts Might Land You In Marriage by IamLEGEND1: 3:03pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
long thing.
nobody got time fo' dat. |
Romance › Re: New On Nairaland Please Help by IamLEGEND1: 2:59pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
Another attention-seeking motherfucka |
Romance › Re: "World Shortest Couple" To Tie The Knot by IamLEGEND1: 2:55pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
A little too creepy for my taste |
Romance › Re: Why Being A Married Man's Side Chick Is A Curse. by IamLEGEND1: 1:44pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
mtcheeeeewwwww |
Romance › Re: Great Revenge To A Girlfriend by IamLEGEND1: 1:12pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
Every Karishika left standing in my life,I command you by the blood.......
FALL DOWN & DIE!!
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Romance › Re: When A Guy And A Girl Can't Do Without Each Other by IamLEGEND1: 1:00pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
valdes00: OP its like u knw my story bfor writing this.... cos everything u wrote Dia is exactly wots apening to me..... we dated for 2yrs 7mnths, broke up now she is married with a kid, we still talk everyday... I can't seem to forget abt her, same applies to her.... we talk like 25 to 30mins on phone daily... we will quarrel n still cum back... I tried to push her away n ignore her cos of her marriage buh at d end we will still find a way to talk, she even said she will b coming to see me sinx I refuse to cumin to see her.... Still calls me pet names, I wouldn't want to b d reason why her marriage will break buh I don't knw hw to stop all dis Do not rest until you manage to tag this one. if na kondo she need,na kondo she go receive. |
Romance › Re: Shout Out!!! by IamLEGEND1: 12:56pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
2BB4CB3E: Guys like you *thumbs up* shhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt..... knockout. |
Romance › Re: When A Guy And A Girl Can't Do Without Each Other by IamLEGEND1: 12:56pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
t's called childishness and indecisiveness. Bunch of grown ups whose brains are yet to catch up to their age. |
Romance › Re: Best Statesment I've Seen On Romance Section by IamLEGEND1: 12:53pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
what is this mumu saying. |
Romance › Re: If You Are A Virgin Read This by IamLEGEND1: 12:33pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
We,the members of the anti-virgin movement,maiduguri branch are here now....... our motto for sambisa and it's environs na #YOLO
Where are dem misguided ídiots that think virginity is everything? |
Romance › Re: Why Are Fine Guys Rude???? by IamLEGEND1: 12:27pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: Did I Made A Mistake by IamLEGEND1: 12:20pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
chinnasa: Ok. But let me ask you a question. WHAT IF THIS YOUNG GIRL IS YOUR SISTER? will advise me to dump her like you said?
Th last 6 years being wonderful and i know when its get to marriage it wouldn't be the same. But come to think of it. WHAT IS MARRIAGE?, WHO INSTITUTED MARRIAGE?, WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF MARRIAGE? WHAT DOES MARRIAGE MEANS TO YOU?
I don't have all the money in the world but be rest assured i have GOD and after seeking his grace and mercy and HE tells me to go ahead my brother I WOULD NOT BE NEEDING YOUR ADVICE. I have never been one to allow sentiments screw with my decisions. My advice will be the same for anyone,from a total stranger to the closest relative.
In moments like this, God can come down to earth,scream in ur face & you wouldn't even know,because you're so fixated upon ur heart's desire that nothing else matters.
We all know how this story ends,you would doggedly push through with the wedding because you believe you two were meant to be....there is nothing in this world as enticing as forbidden romance- You & Yours bravely taking on the world...... with nothing but the embers of ur love to keep you warm.
I can't do anything to stop you,non of us on this forum can.....but trust me,when reality sets in.... your eyes go open. |
Romance › Re: The Most Important Quality A Man Or Woman Needs In A Partner. by IamLEGEND1: 12:02pm On Aug 11, 2016*. Modified: 6:30pm On Sep 02, 2017 |
skarlett: Toks whatever you call yourself, so this just made sense to you ba 
You never cease to amaze me with your misogynist tendacies and double standards. So women should not look at the exterior but men should Because only men are moved by sight and women aren't  Pffft! Piece of crap 
First,no one said women do not deserve or desire good-looking men.....everyone should learn to prioritise,I believe is his point.
Women, generally, would pick a guy who will treat them right & place them above everything else over the stone-cold adonis.
Men,on the other hand,would hold out for their version of Helen of troy. See,now that doesn't mean we are o.k with the idea of marrying a psychopath..... it's just a matter of priorities. with that said,no matter which way it is spun,looks will always be higher up on a man's checklist than a lady's...
Ur looks attracts him 1st,and when everything else (A.K.A inner beauty) falls into place, it's a match made in heaven. |