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Romance › Re: I Regret Voting Lanicky. by IamLEGEND1: 1:05pm On Jul 08, 2016

Muvacci:
I'd liken you to a rare pink diamond. Its at least $100million "cheap". You're worth more..

Romance › Re: Girls Only: Thread Against Some Silly Guys On Nairaland by IamLEGEND1: 10:47am On Jul 08, 2016

mhisbliss:
your kind deserves to be locked away from civilization, seriously how do you survive with that mindset and big mouth

Trust me,my lips are sexy as fück,bt that's besides the point.
No one cares about u or ur gender, even if you're just some attention-starved dude,na ur problem be that.Just let us have some peace.

#Nonsense

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Romance › Re: Who Is The Prettiest? by IamLEGEND1: 10:40am On Jul 08, 2016*

mtcheeewwww

Fulani babes all day long jor.very lightweight wallai tallai

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Romance › Re: Hot and sexy queen Vera Sidika show off her sexy big bod (photos) 18+ by IamLEGEND1: 10:37am On Jul 08, 2016

Socialite? A.K.A high class oloshö.

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Romance › Re: Range Rover Sports Gift From Your Ex Some Days Prior To Your Wedding by IamLEGEND1: 10:31am On Jul 08, 2016

who cares

Romance › Re: Girls Only: Thread Against Some Silly Guys On Nairaland by IamLEGEND1: 10:26am On Jul 08, 2016

mhisbliss:
see where his thoughts are right? An apple doesn't fall far from the tree

All we are asking is you display a little bit of rationality. Or at least pretend to be rational,not opening a thread and begin ranting like a lunatic solely bcoz someone demanded you upload pictures of ur genítalia and mammary glands. U either comply or ignore. Hence why I was begging,imploring u to ignore, coz i have a feeling a photograph of ur vagína won't make for a pleasant view.

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Romance › Re: This Long Distance Is Killing Me by IamLEGEND1: 10:13am On Jul 08, 2016

sometimes i wonder if certain people have a brain of their own. The solution to a problem is staring u right in the face but u still can't figure it out.
Frequent disagreements
Signs of infidelity etc & u're still asking us what u need to do.

Romance › Re: Photo: Another Man Posts Rubbish On Facebook by IamLEGEND1: 10:10am On Jul 08, 2016

Romance › Re: Girls Only: Thread Against Some Silly Guys On Nairaland by IamLEGEND1: 10:01am On Jul 08, 2016

I beg of you,do not give in to their demands. Save me & everyone else the psychological & visual trauma of seeing ur prolapsed,saggy nethers.

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Romance › Re: Serious One.. by IamLEGEND1: 9:54am On Jul 08, 2016

mimzy:
You just went AWOL on the other side...

Na schl wey been put me in lockdown mode. but I'll be around pretty soon. & i never got to congratulate you,so make i start my apologies from here.
Hope say múva no go pour me hot water wen I show.
& i trust you had a wonderful Eid.

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Education › Re: Pictures You Will Relate With If You Attended/attending UAM by IamLEGEND1: 8:01am On Jul 08, 2016

commenting reserve

Romance › Re: Serious One.. by IamLEGEND1: 7:31am On Jul 08, 2016

mimzy:
Hi darling
Gm.

Olori! Morning ma'am.

Nairaland General › Re: by IamLEGEND1: 7:17am On Jul 08, 2016

DucheSsMerezz:
Mine ain't lengthy, moreover its educative. Aiidy sent a mail to the mods but I think they're in a state of oblivion.. anyways I hope elasticlala isn't

trust me,it only gets worse. welcome to the club

Romance › Re: Serious One.. by IamLEGEND1: 8:08pm On Jul 07, 2016

SANDOSKI:

Swidy m hia

Iam legend1~respect Sir.......
We been dey expect u for our house yesterday and today bt you no show, your rice n meat still dey inside fridge

I been wan show bt as I come reason the matter wella,I come see say I no suppose go unannounced.
make I no come knock for door and send u guys scurrying for ur clothes,or worse- see tinz I can't unsee. you know festive periods dey make besties/couples/FWB restless

Romance › Re: Causes And Preventions Of The Female Breasts Ptosis(sagging) by IamLEGEND1: 8:02pm On Jul 07, 2016

DucheSsMerezz:
Hehe.. Ina lafiya.. Don allah bari mu magana a daya gefen

now this is a surprise!!! didn't know u spoke Hausa this well.

hell,i had no idea spoke Hausa at all.

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Romance › Re: How God Rescued Me In Kano After I Got Drunk by IamLEGEND1: 7:03pm On Jul 07, 2016

and so? na we tell u say make u go high?

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Romance › Re: Nicky minaj has set the media ablaze see what the rapper shared online now 18+ by IamLEGEND1: 7:00pm On Jul 07, 2016

all the doughnut she chop for that "FEELING MYSELF" video don make am fat.

Romance › Re: Photo: I Found MY Real Love On Nairaland Romance Section! by IamLEGEND1: 6:56pm On Jul 07, 2016

firstking01:
Nah, there you go wrong....i'm currently dating one, and guess what, it has been heaven on earth.

Don't get me wrong,a few exceptions(as in anything) can be found,all I'm saying is the cons far outweigh the pros when it comes to NL women.
#DazAll

+ be sure to mention me when u decide to give those snippets u were talking about.would want to know who has captured this niggaz heart.

Romance › Re: When A Fine Girl Is Dirty, She's Ugly by IamLEGEND1: 6:42pm On Jul 07, 2016

Muvacci:

Boss!

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Romance › Re: Serious One.. by IamLEGEND1: 6:33pm On Jul 07, 2016

Smellymouth:
My chairmo, the man I learnt memes from!!

Babaly, I dey floor o

I been wan mail u my address,make u send the meat come my side Hope the celebrations went well.
How come ur bestie never show for this thread? that wan dey like breeze,she just dey everywhere.

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Romance › Re: If These 8 Things Sound Familiar, You've Found Your PERFECT Match by IamLEGEND1: 6:28pm On Jul 07, 2016

Very wrong.

1. She's got a cute vagina/

2. Trims the bush down quite nicely

3. Smells nice down there

4. Has got a salacious ass

5. Makes excellent 'Fùck me' eyes

6. Gorgeous face

7. Not clingy

8. Not dependent

Bonus: a Sexy voice,uder the covers and elsewhere.
#DazAll

Romance › Re: Pics Of Woman Having Fun With Big Joystick by IamLEGEND1: 6:20pm On Jul 07, 2016

i just came to check the model.

Romance › Re: Causes And Preventions Of The Female Breasts Ptosis(sagging) by IamLEGEND1: 6:18pm On Jul 07, 2016

Smellymouth:
DuChessMerezz, is there any hope for this kinda lady?

This one is as good as finished. make she just go get a double mastectomy. The things don pass their due date.

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Romance › Re: Serious One.. by IamLEGEND1: 6:12pm On Jul 07, 2016

Smellymouth:

Egbon!
I komot cap oh!

Romance › Re: When A Fine Girl Is Dirty, She's Ugly by IamLEGEND1: 6:04pm On Jul 07, 2016

Fabulocity:
>:-/
It's still a pretty stupìd signature anyway
anyways na me fùck up. It's really not my bizness
I'll get that coffee. I think I need one

Yeah well,u know what the old guys said,just bcoz Kano is north of Portharcourt doesnt mean it isn't south of Niger Republic #Perception.

At least u realise it was non of ur business,Good to see that u can be reasoned with,which is really weird on NL.

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Romance › Re: Serious One.. by IamLEGEND1: 5:54pm On Jul 07, 2016

Mustack:
Hmmm I don't mean harlot practically the serious one

wait for the weekend,spend the whole day mentally sieving the comments made my female users,draft a hit list from that and proceed to send them PMs.

A few are bound to be receptive.

Romance › Re: Photo: I Found MY Real Love On Nairaland Romance Section! by IamLEGEND1: 5:37pm On Jul 07, 2016

firstking01:
This is exactly what i'm talking about, pessimism about love on nairaland...most nairaland girls are really cool, follow their offline personality at your own peril...dnt worry i'd prove it to you with snap shots when the time comes...

Trust me ,NL isn't exactly the best place to meet young,vibrant women.
They'll make u want to scoop ur eyes out with a blunt kitchen utensil. or bore u to death,wiceva one comes first.

After the novelty & excitement that comes with meeting new people fade,you'll be left subconsciously mapping out an exit strategy before u know it.

Romance › Re: When A Fine Girl Is Dirty, She's Ugly by IamLEGEND1: 5:19pm On Jul 07, 2016

Fabulocity:
@ Iamlègend1, that's the most stupid, fuçking retarðed signature you got there. How old are you :/

12.
And it's MY signature for a reason,I get to do whatever I want with it.
So get a coffee and mind ur business old woman.
#Comprende?

Romance › Re: What Should I Do In This Situation? by IamLEGEND1: 5:12pm On Jul 07, 2016

I got just one word for u,bro:
Fück bītches
damn the consequences.

Try to look at the bigger picture here- You live in Nigeria where the number of lethal elements are on the high side.

u go fit dey waka jeje for pavement and one truck carrying a container fit just Summersault out of nowhere,crush you. or it could be a rat carrying lassa-fever somehow got into your room and pisses all over ur dinner when you're not looking.
Sorry, the thing pass one word....but u get my point. Stick ur penìs in as many weird places as u can,while it still works.Else rigor mortis might be the cause of the only meaningful erectìon you're gonna be getting.

Long story short

#YoLo

Romance › Re: Serious One.. by IamLEGEND1: 4:59pm On Jul 07, 2016

So all you're saying in essence is you are a sissy and running critically low on self esteem & would want desperate harlots to chat you up.
on the bright side,You've come to the right place as there are lots of em' hungry bawds here

So,eeeeerrrrhhhhmmm.....goodluck.

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Romance › Re: When A Fine Girl Is Dirty, She's Ugly by IamLEGEND1: 4:53pm On Jul 07, 2016

is that all?

Romance › Re: Photo: I Found MY Real Love On Nairaland Romance Section! by IamLEGEND1: 4:50pm On Jul 07, 2016

firstking01:
OP, we are in the same boat ....i tell ya if you calm dwn and make your search well you will find love here on nairaland.....so far, we 've been madly inlove with each other...it has really been blissful

LoveWorksOnNairaland

NA LIE!!!!

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