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Romance › Re: Voting For Mr Nairaland Without An Interview by IamLEGEND1: 6:04pm On Jul 12, 2016

Evathyst:
Egbon, I tuale for you o!
Na who person go support for this assembly of gay wey dem dey call 'Mr Nairaland' self?

My mouth no dey this one oh! na so i just balance for sideline dey observe tinz.
As for u,just look the one wey possess the least gay-ish Xteristics,then support am.

it's been a while,dear. I hope you've been doing fine.

Romance › Re: I Am Ready by IamLEGEND1: 1:09pm On Jul 12, 2016

So wic tribe u be wey her parents hate u like this?
I hope say u no be Fulani.

Romance › Re: The Following Set Of Contestants Should Forget About Winning Mr Nairaland by IamLEGEND1: 1:04pm On Jul 12, 2016

and you opened a thread for this?
NL women & all mannerisms of fuckery are like... smellymouth ,boss abeg EPP with that meme [

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Romance › Re: Eight(8) Traits I Felt New Nairalanders Exhibits. by IamLEGEND1: 12:58pm On Jul 12, 2016

tempem:
I've been waiting for people like you.. Welcome!!

People like me?
what INSOLENCE!
I'm a god,you filthy human and you'll address me as such.

Romance › Re: Actress Meagan Good Revealed Her Struggles On Staying Without Sex by IamLEGEND1: 12:54pm On Jul 12, 2016

i do not know when or how. But I assure you,my dear Meagan- We will bang each others brains out real soon.

Romance › Re: Screw You Ronald4lif Ronald4ever by IamLEGEND1: 12:54pm On Jul 12, 2016

And no bleeps were given.

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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland 2016: Is He Trying To Prove To Us That He Is An African Man?? by IamLEGEND1: 12:52pm On Jul 12, 2016

Romance › Re: Ladies Get In Here!!! by IamLEGEND1: 12:48pm On Jul 12, 2016

Romance › Re: Eight(8) Traits I Felt New Nairalanders Exhibits. by IamLEGEND1: 12:47pm On Jul 12, 2016

Romance › Re: I Need Help, Abeg Na Which Way Be Way? by IamLEGEND1: 9:43am On Jul 12, 2016

what form of fuckery is this?

Romance › Re: First Kiss by IamLEGEND1: 9:41am On Jul 12, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#64dd17]Not that weird ...... [/color]

U sure about that?
I've seen marriages spring forth from more hapless situations. In the meantime, I'll be charting the progress of ur 'relationship' on the sidelines. bt it seems like Obontami is making more headway

Romance › Re: Is Ilegend A Legend Or An Upcoming Legend by IamLEGEND1: 9:35am On Jul 12, 2016

Romance › Re: First Kiss by IamLEGEND1: 9:23am On Jul 12, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffc400]What the heck! Babzílla! My arch enemy! [/color]

Dazryt, love is a very weird emotion.

or so I've been told.

Romance › Re: First Kiss by IamLEGEND1: 8:51am On Jul 12, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#64dd17]Hahaha I didn't know you played like this![/color]

oh I play alryt.
besides, it's not like I've got much of a choice. You're engaged to babzilla now. so you're basically family.

Romance › Re: Who Is More Stupid A Or B? by IamLEGEND1: 8:46am On Jul 12, 2016

none

Romance › Re: Do U Like It Wen A Guy Moans During Sex by IamLEGEND1: 8:46am On Jul 12, 2016

I'm currently moaning into my phone recorder to know how my moans & grunts sound.
I'll get back to you when I'm done playing it back. [

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Romance › Re: First Kiss by IamLEGEND1: 8:38am On Jul 12, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#cc00ff]I reopen the case, court is now in session.
.....❤
Dang slyisaac, you are a mothers nightmare
You envade her home in broad daylight and made off with her precious jewel.
....the court hereby finds you guilty!!! [/color]

My Lord,if I may....

The accused you see here was nothing more than a well-meaning & carefree youngling at the time of the event. There is no evidence to suggest any form of malicious intent on his end.
So,my Lord, I move that you adjourn the hearing and allow our forensic experts ample time to come up with conclusive evidence for or against the accused.
You have proven urself to be compassionate,both as a Judge & as a human. Give my client the benefit of the doubt this one time.

that is all, My lord.

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Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Stfuareyougod!!! by IamLEGEND1: 8:27am On Jul 12, 2016

Happy birthday bro.

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Business › Re: My Horrible Experience, Shopping With Jumia by IamLEGEND1: 8:21am On Jul 12, 2016

na who carry u go Jumia side?
Konga been killing the game since 18BC. na only for jumia u go order plaid shirt, dem go send u polo. Sai hakuri,but I guess it's lesson learnt now.

Romance › Re: My Pre-wedding Pics by IamLEGEND1: 7:32am On Jul 12, 2016

Make i just wish u good luck. BT the real thing wey dey my mind na whole different matter.

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Phones › Re: Mention One App That Has Changed Your Life by IamLEGEND1: 6:20am On Jul 12, 2016

Dr.Driving

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Romance › Re: I Suspect My Younger Sister. by IamLEGEND1: 6:22pm On Jul 11, 2016

ur sister wey don dey receive serious lashing from all dem huge niggàz. na us wey u see online u dey come form Triple H?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Girl Causes The Suspension Of A Kenyan Military Official by IamLEGEND1: 6:13pm On Jul 11, 2016

SeverusSnape:

that guy,like kenya are always being heard for the wrong reasons.the tin just tire me.

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Romance › Re: What Do You Say About Flogging In School,should It Be Stoped? by IamLEGEND1: 6:08pm On Jul 11, 2016

i think flogging a child is a no-no

we sha Don chop our own beating tey-tey. but I can't stand the sight of a child being manhandled by his teachers now.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Girl Causes The Suspension Of A Kenyan Military Official by IamLEGEND1: 5:59pm On Jul 11, 2016

if Fayose fit be country,na Kenya e go be.

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Romance › Re: Some Guys Sha! Why Foaming. by IamLEGEND1: 5:48pm On Jul 11, 2016*

wic one come be "foaming" again?

Gerarahia mehn before u chop slap.
u wan scramble pesin brain with ur English abi wetin?

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Romance › Re: Confused! by IamLEGEND1: 5:41pm On Jul 11, 2016

SANDOSKI:
Bestie no mind dat guy
IamLegend½ no make me jump inside well...

shey na friendzone smelly been dey? A.K.A bestie

abeg tell us oh if him don graduate leave that level. it'll be a historical day for we guys of the round table. many a brave knights have ventured into & perished in that zone for millennia.

Romance › Re: What Do People Benefit From Character Assassination? by IamLEGEND1: 5:22pm On Jul 11, 2016

Romance › Re: Voting For Mr Nairaland Without An Interview by IamLEGEND1: 5:08pm On Jul 11, 2016

Romance › Re: . by IamLEGEND1: 5:04pm On Jul 11, 2016

Romance › Re: My Apologies To AWON WEYREY GROUP (iamkingzlee). by IamLEGEND1: 4:50pm On Jul 11, 2016

Romance › Re: Confused! by IamLEGEND1: 4:48pm On Jul 11, 2016

fairygodgodess:
Hmmmm, you're right you know, but one thing u should have asked me is how many times have I sat him down to complain? ....I always sit him down, we talk, I tell him my pains, but all he tells me is how he's different from other guys, how he can't displease himself, how he loves me, but he's just not into spending time laughing and chatting with each other, im tired of trying, im tired of trying to make him realise that im tired, I always tell but he always fails to listen

U should have mentioned that earlier.
I think ur next step is pretty obvious-u two are not exactly a healthy match,so u bin the nígga & move on.
A relationship is many things,but in the end,it's about looking at ur other half and thinking "damn,this person loves me". Not necessarily because he voiced it out, but because deep down,u know that beneath all his bravado and beside those moments u feel like burning his dick off with a blowtorch...... u know that when push comes to shove, this person would do anything...would be anything,just to put a smile on ur face.
If u can not say the same for ur so-called 'boyfriend'. Then I suggest u just go bang ur ex and get it over with.
No be by force to date na.
+ See my bosses smellymouth & Airsultan dey find wives since.

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