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Romance › Re: As Seen On Jumia #End-Time-Products - PICS by IamLEGEND1: 7:30pm On Apr 11, 2016

The other one-the more expensive one obviously, is modeled after a calabar girl's vagína.

Don't ask me how I know.

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Romance › Re: Hardest Decision Ever - Who Would You Bleep?? by IamLEGEND1: 6:12pm On Apr 11, 2016

thinking about fuckin ur mama?

Romance › Re: What Could This Guy Be Doing To This Girl? by IamLEGEND1: 4:28pm On Apr 11, 2016

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Romance › Re: Women Are Hyped On This Section! It's BS by IamLEGEND1: 12:43pm On Apr 11, 2016

Specialbaby:
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Romance › Re: See How People Are Suffering Inside First Bank Maiduguri by IamLEGEND1: 12:30pm On Apr 11, 2016

mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

Romance › Re: A Nairalander Pre-wedding Shoot by IamLEGEND1: 1:23pm On Apr 10, 2016

ireneony:
I think she is pretty

I don't think she is.
but everything is relative, so to each, his own.
have a pleasant Sunday, dear.

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Romance › Re: A Nairalander Pre-wedding Shoot by IamLEGEND1: 1:20pm On Apr 10, 2016

akike:
Who asked you?
Can we please your mum's and sisters pictures?

Q: who asked me?

A: the OP did,when he uploaded them pictures on NL.

And you want to see pictures of my family members?
trust me bítch you can't handle the sheer density of their beauty.

you'll most probably have a mental breakdown(not like you're that sane to begin with) from sensory overstimulation.

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Romance › Re: A Nairalander Pre-wedding Shoot by IamLEGEND1: 11:14am On Apr 10, 2016

your wife no too try, bt congratulations & happy married life in advance.

Signed.

management.

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Romance › Re: Why Are Male Virgins Not Appreciated And Desirable? by IamLEGEND1: 4:23pm On Apr 09, 2016

Estharfabian:

well, I think The Virginity tag is overrated.. it most definitely do not define YOU. and it shouldn't be some kind of Crown if You are one. it's not an accomplishment. it's irrelevant.
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instruct me in thy ways, domina

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Romance › Re: Hilarious: Ladies Choose The Pet Name You Call Your Lover Or Spouse Wisely by IamLEGEND1: 4:15pm On Apr 09, 2016

MrsPhyno:
Don't make me e-strangle you

'50 shades...' style abi we're talking excessive violence?

Romance › Re: Hilarious: Ladies Choose The Pet Name You Call Your Lover Or Spouse Wisely by IamLEGEND1: 4:06pm On Apr 09, 2016

MrsPhyno:
I call all men by pet names. Even alhajis and titled men

Loo,
is that you my old friend?

Romance › Re: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by IamLEGEND1: 3:43pm On Apr 09, 2016

MrsPhyno:
Smh eternally

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Having An Affair With Her Cousin. by IamLEGEND1: 4:19pm On Apr 07, 2016

there is no point in trying to salvage the relationship,or at least what's left of it.

Just tell the wénch you're breaking things off & if she musters enough courage to ask why: tell her you know about the regular 'services' her cousin has been providing & you do not wish to associate urself with a harlót anymore.

She can go offer her incestuous self to another ignorant modafucka. But you're out.

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Romance › Re: Need Y'all To Rate My Profile Pic..... by IamLEGEND1: 4:05pm On Apr 07, 2016

Romance › Re: Girls Only Guys F........... Stay Away Don't Have Time For Your Shenanigans by IamLEGEND1: 3:53pm On Apr 07, 2016

Don't bother!

Romance › Re: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by IamLEGEND1: 10:55am On Apr 06, 2016

onstelly:
You can actually write this beautiful piece without calling anyone a hoe

because that's what most of them are.Regardless, point taken.

Romance › Re: Things You Only Learned About Sex After Having Sex (17 Photos) by IamLEGEND1: 6:56am On Apr 06, 2016

Angelberry:
Angel without experience here

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Romance › Re: Questionnaire: Are You Emotionally Unfaithful? by IamLEGEND1: 6:18am On Apr 06, 2016

Just wait for dem hoes that have a male 'bestie' to arrive. You go start start to dey see all kinds of fuckēd up logic.

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Romance › Re: I Can Read It , Can You? by IamLEGEND1: 6:07am On Apr 06, 2016

tehre is ntohnig dfifiuclt aobut tihs.

Romance › Re: See What This Pretty Bae Wrote About Her Man (pic) by IamLEGEND1: 10:41pm On Apr 04, 2016

nónsense

Romance › Re: Come In: Guys Only!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by IamLEGEND1: 10:39pm On Apr 04, 2016

NL bítches' be so fuckin ugly....it makes you wonder at times if they are actually the everyday girls you see on your street.

Romance › Re: See What This Lady Did To Her Husband On Her Wedding Day (photo) by IamLEGEND1: 10:30pm On Apr 04, 2016

halfricanadian:
Will u mind if i employ u to be my tense tutor?

U make d words i'll pay u for them

No,thanks.....school is gruelling enough as it is.

but I'll forward ur offer to my people,we'll deliberate on the matter & get back to you.

Romance › Re: See What This Lady Did To Her Husband On Her Wedding Day (photo) by IamLEGEND1: 10:15pm On Apr 04, 2016

halfricanadian:
Yes any problem?

'...chai I can't even pound an heart beat.'
was the only logical explanation to the 'bolded'. what with Yoruba folks and their 'H factor',or lack thereof.

Romance › Re: See What This Lady Did To Her Husband On Her Wedding Day (photo) by IamLEGEND1: 8:28pm On Apr 04, 2016

halfricanadian:
Pound yam? chai
I can't even pound an heart beat

Are you Yoruba?

Romance › Re: This Guy Wants To Give Out His Girlfriend (photo) by IamLEGEND1: 8:22pm On Apr 04, 2016

Romance › Re: My Woman, My Everything Themed Engagement Shoot! Olu Of Mushin Prince Aileru Is by IamLEGEND1: 8:12pm On Apr 04, 2016

Creativity= 0

The guy just sitting there pointing at the wife like an slowpoke while she just stands there acting like she's checking if it's raining.

Romance › Re: Mutual Trust by IamLEGEND1: 8:03pm On Apr 04, 2016

this same matter again?

Romance › Re: One Word For This Guy by IamLEGEND1: 7:55pm On Apr 04, 2016

.... YoungD

Romance › Re: How Do Guys Cope This Days?????? by IamLEGEND1: 7:43pm On Apr 04, 2016

Merryglad:
I was gisting with my female friend earlier today, i ask her to imagine how guys will cope with the economic situation. Some heartless babes go still dey ask for new phone and money to make hair....babe fear God o,
God bless all the hardworking Nigerian Guys. God bless nairalanders.

The Lord bless you and keep you;
the Lord make his face shine on you,
and be gracious to you;
the Lord turn his face towards you
and give you peace;
and the blessing of God almighty,
the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit,
be among you and remain with you always.

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