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RomanceRe: He Masturbates, Snors And Drools Saliva Wen Sleeping by IamLEGEND1:
tell ur 'sister' to shut up & face her front.

No be dem dey gather for Shiloh annually dey roll for ground dey beg God for ozzband?
*modified*
oh & naughtynaughty, your topic is a little off...I believe to drool means to run saliva uncontrollably from the mouth?
I dunno,'...drool saliva...' seems like grammatical overkill to me.
RomanceRe: Mrsphyno Change Your DP!!! >:( by IamLEGEND1: 4:03pm On Apr 13, 2016
firstking01:
Athletico to dump barca out of UCL tonightcheesy

RomanceRe: Mrsphyno Change Your DP!!! >:( by IamLEGEND1: 3:55pm On Apr 13, 2016
Maxity02:
I love this meme
football fan?
RomanceRe: Come In: Guys Only!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by IamLEGEND1: 3:49pm On Apr 13, 2016
duchess25:
lol @innerbeauty.buh back to ur original comment how come u made such assertion that NL girls are ugly if truly u believe in inner beauty or are u telling me that u ve met all NL girls and probably know their behaviour.I really want to know cos I like being logical sometimes.
I haven't met them all obviously but,a considerable number have their pictures up on their profiles. So that was a good enough place to start our survey.
so far, 9 of every 10 DPs received an underwhelming response from our audience.

+ I was obviously just messing around regarding the #teaminnerbeauty part-There is no such thing.it is just some wacked out merchandising conspiracy cooked up by ugly girls so they can suck guys into this enormous black hole of limitless ugliness and perpetual regret.Get the physical beauty first before screaming #InnerBeauty coz guys sure as hell don't have X-ray vision.we go first appreciate wetin we see for ya body before anything else.
RomanceRe: Mrsphyno Change Your DP!!! >:( by IamLEGEND1: 12:51pm On Apr 13, 2016
huh

RomanceRe: Come In: Guys Only!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by IamLEGEND1: 11:22am On Apr 13, 2016
duchess25:
lol.pinshure or idonbilivit. just put ur pix and if u are truely gorgeous I ll tell u

I don't need to post pinshure coz my beauty transcends the human sense of sight.

#TeamInnerBeauty
RomanceRe: Romancelanders Females Wake Up To The Reality That Age Is Not On Your Side... by IamLEGEND1: 10:06am On Apr 13, 2016

RomanceRe: Top 15 Nairalanders With The Biggest Boobs. (revised Edition) ;) by IamLEGEND1: 9:15am On Apr 13, 2016
Call me when you've compiled an Ass-centric list.
who bóobs don help?
FashionRe: Ladies Can You Wear This (photo) by IamLEGEND1: 9:05am On Apr 13, 2016
statue of liberty:9ja version
RomanceRe: Come In: Guys Only!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by IamLEGEND1: 8:50am On Apr 13, 2016
duchess25:
hope u are a very handsome dude ooo not an average looking guy,for u to open ur mouth to say such
believe me,I'm gorgeous.
RomanceRe: Guys How Do You Cope? by IamLEGEND1: 8:34am On Apr 13, 2016
because I know say my guy dey only date girls wey sure wella.

As the chick come know watzup,she go allow her hot friends to tag along too. Na there man dey get easy prey.
RomanceRe: Whats The Cause Of Head Shaking While Talking, Is It Part Of Stammering Or...... by IamLEGEND1: 8:30am On Apr 13, 2016
so are you telling us you stammer or that you always do ur best impression of a lizard on heat.?
RomanceRe: Should I Tell Her I've Never Done It Before by IamLEGEND1: 8:28am On Apr 13, 2016
eeeeiiiiyyaaa.

The guy no wan begin dey do JJC for bed.

see this is why I will always dig spontaneity over this sort of premeditated nónsense:
You wouldn't have the time to worry urself to death.

Anxiety dey always kill my vibe.
RomanceRe: Help, I’m So Guilty, My Married Friend Is Having threes@me With Me And My Hubby by IamLEGEND1:
then I think it's time you sat down & reprioritised ur life goals.

Are you willing to let ur husband fūck anything locomoting on two limbs while you're away or is ur marriage more valuable to you?

You can push back ur dream of acquiring ur Masters a couple of years so you can have ample time to rehabilitate the ídiot.

And you've got to treat him like an addict: Suddenly cutting him off from the stuff will most definitely result in severe withdrawal symptoms like outright cheating and total emotional detachment, so take am jeje.
besides,ur ability to conceive dwindles with every passing day, so it's only logical that you stay and copulàte much more frequently in order to maximize your chances.

see us wey dey find gehfriend like this no get,see another one come dey abuse him privileges.

#MerciesOfTheLord

#ComeDownNowToYourShidren

RomanceRe: Finally Exposed Mysterious Tree Where Witches And Wizards Meets In Benin by IamLEGEND1: 10:32pm On Apr 12, 2016
mackhunter77:
BULLDOZER TURN THE ROOT OF THE TREE UP YET THE TREE DEY BOUNCE BACK TO HIM UPRIGHT POSITION ONCE THE BULLDOZER BACK AWAY......AND E HAPPEN OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND........

RomanceRe: Can U Allow Your Bride Wear Any Of These Or Ladies, Can U? by IamLEGEND1: 9:56pm On Apr 12, 2016
That second dress tho'

o boy if mah wife wear that one,me no go object but na only God go fit forgive us. we go clear the guests from the church as soon as Pastor say 'I now pronounce you husband & wife. coz we go start our honeymoon proper for church alter.

No need to pull the dress,I fit dey give am beta style like that. just slide the panties to the side.

#DazAll
RomanceRe: Which Door Will U Open First?? Check by IamLEGEND1: 9:37pm On Apr 12, 2016
2,then 2,then 2 again.































Fûck this shít mehn, another 2 again.
RomanceRe: What Is The Answer To This Question Nairalanders by IamLEGEND1: 9:32pm On Apr 12, 2016
masturbàte?
RomanceRe: Should I Snitch On Her? by IamLEGEND1: 9:28pm On Apr 12, 2016
wait until it's hee birthday then tie that bítch up and throw her in the basement/storeroom. don't bring her out until it's dusk.

What noñsense!

RomanceRe: Our Culture Of Victim Blaming (rape) by IamLEGEND1: 9:10pm On Apr 12, 2016
I guess we're going full cycle again.

Rape threads for the rest of this week then virginity threads the next.

RomanceRe: Finally Exposed Mysterious Tree Where Witches And Wizards Meets In Benin by IamLEGEND1: 9:05pm On Apr 12, 2016
MB don finish!
but who fit describe wetin dey happen for the video abeg?
RomanceRe: Can I Intervene? by IamLEGEND1: 9:02pm On Apr 12, 2016
some guys no dey value their lives at all
RomanceRe: Whats The Reason Why Boys Don't Compliment Themselves Romantically? by IamLEGEND1: 8:49pm On Apr 12, 2016

RomanceRe: Nairalander's Photo Gallery by IamLEGEND1: 7:54pm On Apr 12, 2016

RomanceRe: Dear Guys by IamLEGEND1: 7:42pm On Apr 12, 2016
contraband yansh is always the best
RomanceRe: Today's Outfit.(pics) by IamLEGEND1: 6:59pm On Apr 12, 2016
no be this guy been dey room 1,white house for ESSM? abi na my eyes dey see double.?
RomanceRe: He Threaten To Beat His Sister Because Am Dating Her.(advice) by IamLEGEND1: 6:47pm On Apr 12, 2016
have you ever heard of the term 'Self-preservation'?
You might wanna look into it, coz I'm sure some cheap & probably smelly vagína is not worth the potential wahala that might follow.

But what do I know, I've seen some other brave comrades dig themselves into extremely pitiful & embarrassing situations for far less.

so if it does happen that he has used magun on his sister and you get stuck in the love canal and maybe get your díck chopped off in the process,I want to let you know that ur memory will not be tarnished,we will remember you as you are now-With your penìs still intact.
#OnceAGuy

#AlwaysAGuy

#PenisOrNoPenis
RomanceRe: Just For The Ladies. by IamLEGEND1: 6:34pm On Apr 12, 2016

RomanceRe: Guys Whats The First Thing You Notice In A Lady!? by IamLEGEND1: 6:19pm On Apr 12, 2016
Section8:
Oya clap fo Yasef!
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RomanceRe: Guys Whats The First Thing You Notice In A Lady!? by IamLEGEND1: 5:07pm On Apr 12, 2016
1.Yansh
2.ukwu
3.Bakassi
4.Derriere
5.Àss
6.Barca
7.Glutes
8.hind quarters
9.Buttocks
10.Gindi/duwawu
11.ikebe
12.Yansh
13.Apoju
14.behind
15.A man's best friend
RomanceRe: Nairaland Guys And Girls Be Forming. by IamLEGEND1:
Rejoiceavl:
U r right, we d beautiful gals don't blow our trumpet or talk anyhow.

RomanceRe: by IamLEGEND1: 3:07pm On Apr 12, 2016

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