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tell ur 'sister' to shut up & face her front. No be dem dey gather for Shiloh annually dey roll for ground dey beg God for ozzband? *modified* oh & naughtynaughty, your topic is a little off...I believe to drool means to run saliva uncontrollably from the mouth? I dunno,'...drool saliva...' seems like grammatical overkill to me. |
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duchess25:I haven't met them all obviously but,a considerable number have their pictures up on their profiles. So that was a good enough place to start our survey. so far, 9 of every 10 DPs received an underwhelming response from our audience. + I was obviously just messing around regarding the #teaminnerbeauty part-There is no such thing.it is just some wacked out merchandising conspiracy cooked up by ugly girls so they can suck guys into this enormous black hole of limitless ugliness and perpetual regret.Get the physical beauty first before screaming #InnerBeauty coz guys sure as hell don't have X-ray vision.we go first appreciate wetin we see for ya body before anything else. |
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duchess25: I don't need to post pinshure coz my beauty transcends the human sense of sight. #TeamInnerBeauty |
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Call me when you've compiled an Ass-centric list. who bóobs don help? |
statue of liberty:9ja version |
duchess25:believe me,I'm gorgeous. |
because I know say my guy dey only date girls wey sure wella. As the chick come know watzup,she go allow her hot friends to tag along too. Na there man dey get easy prey. |
so are you telling us you stammer or that you always do ur best impression of a lizard on heat.? |
eeeeiiiiyyaaa. The guy no wan begin dey do JJC for bed. see this is why I will always dig spontaneity over this sort of premeditated nónsense: You wouldn't have the time to worry urself to death. Anxiety dey always kill my vibe. |
then I think it's time you sat down & reprioritised ur life goals. Are you willing to let ur husband fūck anything locomoting on two limbs while you're away or is ur marriage more valuable to you? You can push back ur dream of acquiring ur Masters a couple of years so you can have ample time to rehabilitate the ídiot. And you've got to treat him like an addict: Suddenly cutting him off from the stuff will most definitely result in severe withdrawal symptoms like outright cheating and total emotional detachment, so take am jeje. besides,ur ability to conceive dwindles with every passing day, so it's only logical that you stay and copulàte much more frequently in order to maximize your chances. see us wey dey find gehfriend like this no get,see another one come dey abuse him privileges. #MerciesOfTheLord #ComeDownNowToYourShidren
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That second dress tho' o boy if mah wife wear that one,me no go object but na only God go fit forgive us. we go clear the guests from the church as soon as Pastor say 'I now pronounce you husband & wife. coz we go start our honeymoon proper for church alter. No need to pull the dress,I fit dey give am beta style like that. just slide the panties to the side. #DazAll |
2,then 2,then 2 again. Fûck this shít mehn, another 2 again. |
masturbàte? |
wait until it's hee birthday then tie that bítch up and throw her in the basement/storeroom. don't bring her out until it's dusk. What noñsense!
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I guess we're going full cycle again. Rape threads for the rest of this week then virginity threads the next.
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MB don finish! but who fit describe wetin dey happen for the video abeg? |
some guys no dey value their lives at all |
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contraband yansh is always the best |
no be this guy been dey room 1,white house for ESSM? abi na my eyes dey see double.? |
have you ever heard of the term 'Self-preservation'? You might wanna look into it, coz I'm sure some cheap & probably smelly vagína is not worth the potential wahala that might follow. But what do I know, I've seen some other brave comrades dig themselves into extremely pitiful & embarrassing situations for far less. so if it does happen that he has used magun on his sister and you get stuck in the love canal and maybe get your díck chopped off in the process,I want to let you know that ur memory will not be tarnished,we will remember you as you are now-With your penìs still intact. #OnceAGuy #AlwaysAGuy #PenisOrNoPenis |
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1.Yansh 2.ukwu 3.Bakassi 4.Derriere 5.Àss 6.Barca 7.Glutes 8.hind quarters 9.Buttocks 10.Gindi/duwawu 11.ikebe 12.Yansh 13.Apoju 14.behind 15.A man's best friend |
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