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RomanceRe: My Experience With A Lady I Fell Inlove With by IamLEGEND1: 11:45am On Oct 27, 2015
I have no idea what the moral of this thread is supposed to be.
except of coz if u put this nónsense here so we can laugh at you.
RomanceRe: Ladies; 5 Ways To Know If A Guy Is A V!rg!n by IamLEGEND1: 11:27am On Oct 27, 2015
nónsense
back when boys were men.(don't try to correct me)
we used to none of that shii
RomanceRe: Most Guys Dont Like Fat Girls... by IamLEGEND1: 11:15am On Oct 27, 2015
PunkyVeer:
grin
Sweet mother of Hayzus!!!
u use my M.O on me...
grin gurl u rock.

RomanceRe: Guys, Which Of These Fake Things Do You Hate Most? by IamLEGEND1: 11:08am On Oct 27, 2015
fake nails
why on earth would you wear something that makes you look like a witch?
RomanceRe: Most Guys Dont Like Fat Girls... by IamLEGEND1: 10:46am On Oct 27, 2015
PunkyVeer:
No. I'm simply not in the mood for a back & forth today. I can talk circles around him grin

RomanceRe: Most Guys Dont Like Fat Girls... by IamLEGEND1: 10:30am On Oct 27, 2015
Estharfabian:
You actually think Everything is About Hitting the Gym?

Sweety...You clearly dunno ANYTHING about keeping fit.."grin"
oh yeah?!!

RomanceRe: Writing Better Grammar by IamLEGEND1: 7:54am On Oct 27, 2015
and just look at the tonnes of gbagaun in the OP's write up.

when u wan bend down look somebody yansh,make sure your own dey closed.

"English language" the E is supposed to be in caps.

"Media-inspired"

and as that brilliant sister above pointed out, the first person pronoun "I" is always in caps.

mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

all diz over sabis sef.
RomanceRe: Most Guys Dont Like Fat Girls... by IamLEGEND1: 7:29am On Oct 27, 2015
PunkyVeer:
So shallow! Don't get her pregnant then if you expect her to keep her figure even after popping out a couple of kids. Niggas always swaggering around, spewing tosh & acting all Rico Suavè.
we're all allowed a little bit of shallowness grin

and there is something called a gym these days

and I know how women love to complain about how little time they have to even think of hitting the gym........ I'll do whatever I can to help free up some time for the lady.

afterall, we're in it together forever right. so we might as well enjoy it. physically and otherwise.

I don't expect you to all of a sudden start looking like a model,but just something visually stimulating. is that too much to ask for?

you won't like going out with ur lady and people be thinking she is ur elder sister.
RomanceRe: What Makes Men Cry! by IamLEGEND1: 7:14am On Oct 27, 2015
way back when I been dey 5yrs old

dem dey tell me say if I cry,I no go fit become soldier......so if we dey run with our tyre for street and i come trip and I fall.....even bruise my elbow.

I no dey cry,bcoz I been think say if I cry I no go fit become soldier again.

So na the last time wey I cry be that...... for sec schl dem dey call me Resistor coz even though I dey stubborn..... I no dey fear cane

and I no ever cry.

#BadAss

RomanceRe: Most Guys Dont Like Fat Girls... by IamLEGEND1: 7:02am On Oct 27, 2015
being fat is unhealthy and unattractive.

I'm big on aesthetics (which guy isn't)

so trust me,if I marry you as a Genevieve and you turn Eniola Badmus after two kids......... the attraction is going to dwindle significantly.

I keep in the best shape possible, I'll expect nothing less of you...

so before you start making noise about inner beauty, just make sure you have the body to match.

mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

*DROPS MIC*
RomanceRe: Most Guys Are Only Nice/kind To Girls Cos Of Sex... by IamLEGEND1: 6:50am On Oct 27, 2015
o.k
RomanceRe: Normal For Ladies, Crime For Men by IamLEGEND1: 8:20pm On Oct 26, 2015
Iz dat all?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Single? Lets Mingle by IamLEGEND1: 7:10pm On Oct 26, 2015

Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland TROLL, Delectablegyal EXPOSED (catfish!) by IamLEGEND1: 6:36pm On Oct 26, 2015
Durentt:
Look at em', bunch of dry biitches, u are gonna lick ur anuses today. Rubbish.

RomanceRe: Pls Help by IamLEGEND1: 6:23pm On Oct 26, 2015
٩٥٤٢٢ ١٥ هد
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland TROLL, Delectablegyal EXPOSED (catfish!) by IamLEGEND1: 5:37pm On Oct 26, 2015
Oyind17:
I know you can't do that, we know the asslickers on Nl
Durentt:
what is dis one indirectly saying now huh Who are asslickers angry
its like i'll start floqqinq some Romancelanders.

Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland TROLL, Delectablegyal EXPOSED (catfish!) by IamLEGEND1: 5:22pm On Oct 26, 2015
Oyind17:
Lol, is he legend's bea
abeg me hand no dey dia
na durentt bae be that
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland TROLL, Delectablegyal EXPOSED (catfish!) by IamLEGEND1: 5:19pm On Oct 26, 2015
Estharfabian:
LoL! I honestly think this is a COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME...undecided

NL Guys would still drool over Her/He/Shim..Or whatever it is.."grin" LoL! they're probably Sending Her Hot PM's right now..."grin"

Thirsty Niggaz Roaming The Streets..undecided

Let's just Ignore certain things...if they Like They should claim to be Beyonce...it's their Headache..Not mine..undecided I just laugh At the Poor/hustling guys that'll Still send SHIM Rechargecards n Goodies...I hail una o! tongue

íamlegend1, Hope you're seeing this?? "grin"
ah,sister
diz matter get as e be oh.

now all the guys like durentt wey don send am PM go start to dey act suspiciously......

Daz why to send PM for diz NL dey make my mind cut grin

u fit go msg one dick-bearing human like urself
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland TROLL, Delectablegyal EXPOSED (catfish!) by IamLEGEND1: 4:06pm On Oct 26, 2015

RomanceRe: Is This A Good Thing Or Plain Hypocrisy? by IamLEGEND1: 3:51pm On Oct 26, 2015
Cutehector:
loool. As I read am, cry been wan hold me. grin dah moment wen u like a gurl nd she brother zones u embarassed
sha me I believe say u na platonic levels you dey

if not u no go allow urself drown for that zone cool
FashionRe: See What This Lady Said About Bleaching. by IamLEGEND1: 3:46pm On Oct 26, 2015
quiinnBee:
abi na . i no dey bleach so i got nothing to add
ur own bleaching na from womb u carry am come
So u no need synthetics grin
RomanceRe: Is This A Good Thing Or Plain Hypocrisy? by IamLEGEND1: 3:44pm On Oct 26, 2015
Estharfabian:
Uhm...Actually E-BrotherZone...He's more than a Friend...even more than a Bestie..."grin" So, I'm upgrading him a LiL bit...He's my Beloved bro....


LoL! I sound so Churchy..."grin" odinma! tongue
brother zone: a whole new level

but I trust Hector, him no go mind,him na true brother in the ****

and you do seem "Churchy"... so abeg cutehector

#HandleWithCare
RomanceRe: Is This A Good Thing Or Plain Hypocrisy? by IamLEGEND1: 3:05pm On Oct 26, 2015
Estharfabian:
Your mind is the Gutter...I noticed...lipsrsealed

LoL...@Young couples..Gerrarahia jhoor! undecided Ahan! angry Cutehector is A Lady's guy...."grin" Ayam not...LoL!

besides, my heart is already spoken for...I Still LoVE my "Michael Jackson" ...even in death...undecided he's still cute...*wipes tears with handkerchief* cry
so in other words, Hector's in ur E-friendzone grin
let us all take a minute pls...

RomanceRe: Is This A Good Thing Or Plain Hypocrisy? by IamLEGEND1: 3:02pm On Oct 26, 2015
MrsPhyno:
*raises eyebrows*
better lemme jor
i dey grieve grin
RomanceRe: How Nairaland Girls Feel On Romance Section - Pic by IamLEGEND1: 2:57pm On Oct 26, 2015
Oyind17:
I just dey hail oh

RomanceRe: Is This A Good Thing Or Plain Hypocrisy? by IamLEGEND1: 2:51pm On Oct 26, 2015
Cutehector:
hahaha lool u should see d way bbs4real preys on his victims. Lwkmd.
dat guy case na different matter altogether

but sha make una kwantinu

me I go just dey side dey observe with my zobo in hand.

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