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Randyhot:
looOOools not draggingooO...just some soft caress

nuances bro,

NUANCES.

you caress the hair outside.

but can tug on it behind closed doors(in a sèxy way of coz)

And i was talking about the back and forth motion that occurs during the act....

or if na she dey up, den her jumping up and down is what messes up the hair,not you.

even though you can help with the process too.

MhizDeedy:
Lol he doesn't av beard

so you na beardGang fan?

MhizDeedy:
Lol he doesn't av beard

so you na beardGang fan?

if you dont mess the hair up with ur hands while outside..

dragging the hair back and forth on the pillow during the sex will ruin the hair anyways

so all na GodWin.

MhizDeedy:
Lol only if d person doesn't av self respect nd control. Don't worry we will remain faithful

#TrueTalk

bt wat about cutehector

u know say the guy been dey eye you tey-tey

lepasharon:
The ugly truth

good thing you will end up marrying a man....

give birth to children

then we will see how ur paranoia will help you....

if you wont leave ur children at home with their father bcoz he is a potential pedophile.

ivyT:
U didnt just say dat..aint nice

sori 'bout that.......
allow me to rephrase my words....
she should stop whining
and make up her mind to shut her mouth & put up
or walk out.
#ItzDatSimple
#BetterNow?

BuddhaPalm:
Am not sure many girls will find this 'joke' funny.

well then if e pain am

make she waka na,abi to date d guy na by force?

some people too dey overthink things,itz either u take it good faith and move on .

Or

see the joke as an omen and walk out of his life before itz too late(wic i think it already is).

not coming here to tell us,wetin she want make we do for her?

MhizDeedy:
Virgin + virgin = perfectly awkward moment which wil later equate to fun

and then one of them/us starts Craving for away match a year or two later.

#YouCantHaveGarriForYourWholeLife

#MixItUp

MhizDeedy:
Lol u re on d right track......don't worry we wil disvirgin ourselves on our wedding night

are you sure datz wat u want?

dem go get lots of fumbling be that........

virgin+virgin= tonnes of awkward moments

virgin+non-virgin= negligible awkward moments

non-virgin+non-virgin= fire on the mountain honeymoon...

wic one you want?

#ChooseWisely

u open ur account since 2012 and you dey yarn us say na ur friend wey refer you to this site.......iffa hear.

and make you upload picture if you dey serious,coz even girls now dey hustle fine guys.


#RitualistsAreEverywhere

MhizDeedy:
Lmao don't worry I will protect u this nyt

like seriously?

bt i should tell you beforehand,i am a virgín and i want to stay that way till marriage......

so endeavour to keep it in ur pants.

#Alright?

MhizDeedy:
Lol freaky dreams? Hope u avnt offended d witches .......mine was just ok, we thank God!

the winches and i are on good terms,so it can't be them.........

i dey suspect some NLders wey i been beef yesterday.....

na only dem wey fit do that kind thing.

MhizDeedy:
Lol u innocent? Don't worry I believe u.


. Morning, how was ur nyt?

u had to believe me.....
i never lie.....
nyt was freaky........
you know weird dreams and all.
hope urs was better than mine.

MhizDeedy:
Lol we re also talking abt d same thing here, God knows where u mind is going to. I was talking of money too

very well then......

i am happy that you are not trying to corrupt innocent me......

#MayTheForceBeWithYou

#Mornin

MhizDeedy:
Lol tel me how long av u been hitting it

decades now,
i've been hitting hard
i've been hitting it big
#I'mTalking'boutCurrency
#MayGodHaveMercyOnYourMind

but we know 9Ja girls......

na thread wey dey call every guy a rapist wey dem pounce on,devour the whole thing.

but thread wey go genuinely help their ministry,dem no go show face....

one dey even open mouth ask if na every man wey like sëx......

#ButDazNoneOfMahBusiness

wen i finally hit it

me i never hear that one for my life,ever.
#Sorry

what are sideHoes for?
the girl no wan give you?
find am for another place,abi na ur wife she be?
no time to dey reason with women....

lepasharon:
The thing is... I think every guy has an inner rapist and pedophile within him.

These are the kind of comments that make me think not everybody actually has a brain....

#DafuqIsWrongWithYouWoman?

I was the
head boy
head girl
social prefect
games prefect
ôlosho prefect
class monitor
labour prefect
deputy head boy
deputy head girl
and of coz,the health prefect.
#DrunkInPower

then you need help

itz either you lost your penís in a domestic hazard,say a fire........OR

You are gaÿ and dont want people to start suspecting you.....so you hire all dem prostítutes to help cover up ur ministry.

#ButDazNoneOfMaBusiness

me i get anything to talk for this matter..

Khd95:
o ma seun ooo my head gan sef no gri shake

we dey try help the guy case
#whatAreNLdersFor?

Gurgle:
I don't believe you o. I bet saying "fifty" is a challenge for you
Good nightttt
why are you greeting her, are you mad, cant she greet herself

i like to keep it friendly with the exes...
just not too friendly......
#Night

[quote author=Gurgle post=36829113][/quote]see question oh
i pronounce it "Ef".
#Satisfied?
i think my mental faculties are going into shut down mode......
#TokTomoorowMaiB¿
Mrsphyno ,
#TrollingMissionAccomplished

MrsPhyno:
Um. I don't chase. Never. Ever. They chase me if they want.....

first time for everything i guess.
but at least you can be proud of it......
you went for a whole fulani guy..
we are in short supply these days.
,#KeepYourHeadUp