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MrsPhyno:
Thanks sir

You think say you get sweet tongue pass me? Abeg. I've heard it all before so just save it

actually,

i have never really seen myself as much of a smooth-talker....

but thanks for the compliment anyway

#MuchAppreciated

MrsPhyno:
Taaah. Stop telling me stories for the ancestors. I will help you sha but after that we're done

i'm serious gorgeous,you have mah heurt bae....
so dont this to me.
#OnMahKnees

MrsPhyno:
stop calling me ma'am Oga

Yeah I'm a bit ill sha so I'm just lying on my bed feeling sick and lonely

alryt ma'am miss

and i wish u quick recovery.....

but why so lonely ah?

u got me,remember?

MrsPhyno:
Mtchwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You even have the audacity to ask me to help you

o.k
now i know say i don enter soup...
just show bad man a little compassion here na...
you know say you no be side chick.....
and no way i dey dump you na......
#RemorsefulOfMyTrolling

MrsPhyno:
Oga I throway salute o
Hope you're fine?

oh i'm splendid ma'am
hope you doing good too.....

Gurgle:
Mtchewww

mrsphyno
help a broda out?
i no know wetin i do diz madame today.
#SheJustDeyHissSinceMorning

MrsPhyno:

Ma'am......
#greetings.

Gurgle:
don't worry

and everybody knows wen a girl says "dnt worry...."
that means war.....
so wetin i do na....

Gurgle:
youre so annoying

wetin i do again?

Gurgle:
oh yeah of course not. im just trying to get an idea of how you look and that's the image that springs to mind

anyway wheres my picture

ur picture is there na....

abi u no see am?

mrsphyno i see u creeping

Gurgle:
whats Chinese about him ?! I love him

i meant we dont all look like each other
like how the chinese look alike
we have varieties.
Wic just makes us even more awesome.

Gurgle:
that was a low blow. youre in deep soup now

no of course not, I said I want to see your face. Ok let me make it easier for you

like this

do you look lke him btw

what?

we are not some Chinese-level lookalikes.

i no fat, as you can tell from my picture,but other than that,

no i dont remotely look like him

i'm not even that fair,i be chokolaty.

Gurgle:
Don't speak my language again, youre not worthy

You wish....
and dont even call it ur language
you sabi the langauge ni?
bt is that picture enough to give me a clean slate?

Gurgle:
No I want your face
That's not even you its Michael j

Chineke
so i even set like diz sotey u dey even compare me to MJ
#i'llTakeItAsACompliment

Gurgle:
I wont answer your mentions until the deed is done
anyway you can PM me it

picture uploaded
#LegendForgiven?

Gurgle:
A decent picture with no edits or we're divorcing

abeg
y u dey do me like diz na
it didnt fair oh

i'm sorry but i'm gonna have to put you on hold sir,
i think we have another mùmu on the line.

misspicy
#ChopKnuckleJare
#YourHeadDeyThere

Aboniki is the latest penile enlargement lotion..
trust me
#itWorksWonders

Gurgle:
I never allowed you to get up from the last time I kept you down there, so think of something else to appease me

o.k then......

tell me anything you want.....

and i will do it.

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Still ma bro homie but you know nah

yeah no worries bruh,i know how it is.

just dont leave it in her trash can wen you are done.

be a gentleman

#ChopKnuckle

[quote author=Gurgle post=36842916][/quote]do not meme me again woman.
bt you can.......
if it means i am forgiven.
#DoiNeedToGetOnMyKneesFirst?

MhizDeedy:
Lol stop jare ayam blushing nd ma'am G urgle is watching us, I can nuh betray my fellow female

she can wait and watch us later too if she wants....i hear some people are into that kind of stuff.

#iMeanWheni'mDoingTheCookingOfCoz

butchcassidy

see,even the ladies are beginning to display a sense of solidarity.

#WorkWithMeHereBro

MhizDeedy:
Yeah I know #bat eyelashes

OMGoodness!!!
those eyelashes could make any man go bananas.
#i'mStartingToLoseMyShitUpHere
#ButI'mStayingStrongThough

MhizDeedy:
Yeah I know #bat eyelashes

OMGoodness!!!
those eyelashes could make any man go bananas.
#i'mStartingToLoseMyShitUpHere
#ButI'mStayingStrongThough

BUTCHCASSIDY:
GET A MEDIC!

C'mon BRUH
Dont leave me out in the cold like this.
Bros b4 ****
#Remember?

Gurgle:
Ehen, lets go
Iamlegen d1, see you later o?

dont do this to me hon'
you know you've always been number one.
dont do this

I BEG OF YOU

Gurgle:
I have taken him o, and what are you going to do about it

did you just meme me?
dat is an atrocity woman, bt u knew dat already.
no one memes me and goes Scott-free .
#PlottingMyRevenge

MhizDeedy:
Lmao alright....... Will be waiting for u

gives her a kiss
you da best,
you know dat ryt?

adedayourt:
nairalanders dont giv up so soon, do dey?

no one likes chasing a lost cause.