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Nairaland General › Re: Am Addicted To Nairaland Pls Help by IamLEGEND1: 10:40pm On Aug 10, 2015

chop off ur fingers with a butcher knife.

if ur phone dey use voice command too,then cut out ur tongue first with the fingers

then cut the fingers later..

#GladToBeOfService

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by IamLEGEND1: 10:35pm On Aug 10, 2015

Gurgle:
smhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh for you

preacher pikin indeed

now if una marry man wey no sabi d tin

una go run go hustle marriage counselor or sex therapist....

u see guy with natural talent,you dey shake ur head

hhhhhmmmmmmmmm

#SMH

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by IamLEGEND1: 10:32pm On Aug 10, 2015

MrsPhyno:
Carry go nothing do u freaks in the sheets

i hope you meet one of us one day...

ur testimony will never remain the same

#DoiHearAnAmen?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by IamLEGEND1: 10:27pm On Aug 10, 2015

MrsPhyno:
And you're just so proud of it right

Lubbish

DAMN STRAIGHT

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by IamLEGEND1: 10:25pm On Aug 10, 2015

Gurgle:
LOL leave me, I don't even remember typing that "when im older" part, I was just getting ready to eat dinner, maybe that's why

Fair enough

And yeah I heard that too but I didn't want to be rude Iamlegend is not doing a good job of proving the stereotype wrong though...

not proving what wrong?

the fact that we have perfected the art of lovemaking?

it has become part of our DNA now.

no need to dispel that stereotype.

WE LOVE IT

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by IamLEGEND1: 10:23pm On Aug 10, 2015

MrsPhyno:
Looooool I've heard they're beautiful nymphomaniacs. IamLegend 1 come and inform us please

you are on point dear, we are a race of sexily handsome/beautiful people...

who also happen to be total freaks in the sheets

Romance › Re: Must Answer Questions by IamLEGEND1: 10:10pm On Aug 10, 2015

Gurgle:
what state were they from? just out of interest

can you marry an Igbo

don't see how you can mess a girl up positively

And whatever, you move from place to place

i know?

i didnt care,so i didnt ask.

of coz i can marry an igbo girl,no be people dem be.

na igbos wey be the real wanderers for naija, amidst all this bombings for maiduguri

na that time one igbo guy dey rent shop to start him business for there.

na so i just look am

#HeNoDeyFearNi

Romance › Re: Must Answer Questions by IamLEGEND1: 10:00pm On Aug 10, 2015

Gurgle:
ok. so why are you messing with Igbo chicks wherever you are

Fulanis are nomads, im sure you have some in that place

actually,

they messed with me 1st.

so naturally, i messed them up too.
(in a good way of coz)

and we're not nomads,we're rolling stones.

#DontGetItTwisted

Romance › Re: Must Answer Questions by IamLEGEND1: 9:51pm On Aug 10, 2015

Gurgle:
LOL I detest you with a passion

why cant you mess up your own Fulani girls, they don finish for Bauchi

bauchi?

i no dey live there

so how you want make i do?

travel go there just to find sidechick?

Romance › Re: Must Answer Questions by IamLEGEND1: 9:47pm On Aug 10, 2015

Gurgle:
LOL I hate you

where have you been

i know,and i luv that you hate me. grin

one igbo girl room

#YouKnowHowItIs

Romance › Re: You Won't Believe The Rubbish Statement My Friend Boyfriend Made Over Sex by IamLEGEND1: 9:36pm On Aug 10, 2015

stop acting like a little b|tch and get on with it.

cant you take a joke?

abi you no get sense ni?

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Romance › Re: Must Answer Questions by IamLEGEND1: 9:30pm On Aug 10, 2015

Gurgle:
Ok

I was staying with family in Uyo, I followed the housegirl to the market one day

she went to buy some kpomo, so I waited for her in a space somewhere

As I was standing one guy appeared from nowhere and said hi, can I know you

Being from the UK and having not gone back for a long time, I had never heard anybody ask this question before. Its not really a direct question and it doesn't really mean much unless youre used to the Nigerian euphemistic way of speaking

So I didn't really get what he meant, so I said well im just staying here. Im based in PH actually

then he said oh! that's great! im based there too. So we can exchange numbers and meet up there

Then I said no I don't want to, thank you

He said, come on, I can see how you've been saying yes to all the guys in this market (honestly, I cant believe somebody would say that. and no I hadn't been saying yes to anybody, by the way)

I just stood there being confused. then the housegirl came back and got rid of him

Lol stup!d man

i just had to quote it for no reason watsoeva

Romance › Re: Is A Relationship Fully And Officially Started After Having sex Wth Ur Partner? by IamLEGEND1: 9:27pm On Aug 10, 2015

having what?

Romance › Re: Which Celeb Would You Love To Have In Bed?? by IamLEGEND1: 9:12pm On Aug 10, 2015

Gurgle:
I no fit comment

because?

Romance › Re: by IamLEGEND1: 9:09pm On Aug 10, 2015

arnold123:
go and Bleep urself to death

Romance › Re: Which Celeb Would You Love To Have In Bed?? by IamLEGEND1: 5:05pm On Aug 10, 2015

and i just dey see gurgle for every thread but she dey dodge this one.
#MakaWhy?

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Romance › Re: Which Celeb Would You Love To Have In Bed?? by IamLEGEND1: 5:02pm On Aug 10, 2015

czarr:
mehn those lips

those lips bruh!!!!

you could literally hear them whispering to your lips to come forth and do the needful.

And the Ass,

OMG That ass.

Romance › Re: Which Celeb Would You Love To Have In Bed?? by IamLEGEND1: 2:56pm On Aug 10, 2015*

Meagan good

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Romance › Re: What Interactive Game Can I Play With My Wife-ps4 by IamLEGEND1: 1:57pm On Aug 10, 2015

get a "playstation move" and then get all those dancing and boxing games.....
itz fun,especially the boxing one.

Romance › Re: Just A Plea To The Guys by IamLEGEND1: 12:36pm On Aug 10, 2015

alryt

Family › Re: See what Watching Parents Have Sex, Made This 5 Years Old Calabar Girl Do by IamLEGEND1: 11:53am On Aug 10, 2015

i dey marry calabar girls for sure......
#iHaveMadeUpMyMind

Romance › Re: Common Dating Sense For Singles!!!! by IamLEGEND1: 11:48am On Aug 10, 2015

na u know

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by IamLEGEND1: 11:02am On Aug 10, 2015

MrsPhyno:
Unseriousness dey really worry you I swear
Do you ride horses too like Fula.boy

what are you saying?
i am always serious.
no horses,just camels and donkeys.

Romance › Re: Am Removing My Tribal Marks Soon ,do You Want Yours Gone Too? by IamLEGEND1: 11:00am On Aug 10, 2015

Gurgle:
How come

i know?
na so me too see am
#LegendInTheDark

Romance › Re: Waoo! 10 Signs You’re Finally, Thankfully, TRULY Over Your Ex by IamLEGEND1: 10:59am On Aug 10, 2015

berbz:
what

Romance › Re: Waoo! 10 Signs You’re Finally, Thankfully, TRULY Over Your Ex by IamLEGEND1: 10:54am On Aug 10, 2015

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