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chudidonas:
LOOOOOOOOL... U guys are too funny

i don use every trick i know to maneuver my way outta the guys trap, but he just wont let me be

angieberry:
Lol
I knew I was right

i just helped derail one of the guy's threads some time back and since then, he just dey follow me up and down dey ask me if i dey think about dìck in my mouth.

Jollyjoy:
lolz!

Abeg, Joy dear.

if u could pls help put ur gày boyfriend on a short leash, it will be very much appreciated.

#TheGuyNoWanLeaveMe

Gurgle:
yeah I think so. because when girls get raped the first thing people ask is "but what were you doing in his house in the first place?" we cant win.

I have experienced a few close shaves with this kind of thing and it would be stupid of me to continue along the same vein of behavior.

maybe youre a good one, but some guys are pure evil

me no be say i holy pass..

but i know when not to overstep my boundaries.

evenin by the way.

MrCork:
...serrriously...bro..whats on yor mind....the usual?...BE HONEST...diiick in yor mouth?

Bros, i carry the deity u dey serve beg you.
No dey mention me again.

leave me alone na, i tell you say i no be gày person.

#NaByForce?

Jollyjoy:
what a loud mouth!!

me i tell u say make u komot 4 diz guy matter
u say no.
Now he dey try insinuate say u be gold-digger.
#SaveThreeRoundsForHim?
SMH

Gurgle:
if he did he wouldn't ask me that, because he knows how it sounds.

if I knew the guy was benign I would even be the one suggesting meeting in one of our houses. if he's my friend I would entertain him as I would with any other guest

You are walking a fine line there ma'am

a very fine line between being cautious & all-out paranoia.


but maybe i'm just saying that because i'm a guy and i have a significantly lesser chance of being ràped or something like that.

#ButWhoKnows

*Waiting on the pavement to make-out with the next chick that comes walking by*

I have no idea what is going on here

Gurgle:
it makes me feel upset because that means he thinks im cheap

upset ke?
u do know that a lot of guys do harbour genuinely benign intentions right?
#JustSaying

peeparty:
lol@sigy

but u can trust the ladies to deny how they really feel when they see the dark knight emerge from the batcave

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Hehhehehe Im sure the flash had nuthing on U.

u can bet on that bro.
#NoTurningBack

共恢复 快可发出特色分比如说色系共同农普拉册工

chick be like:

"BOOOOOYYYYYYYYY!!!!!.. you dont want to get on my bad side, i eat little bítches like you for breakfast"

BUTCHCASSIDY:
It cant end well homes wat didja do?

nothing out of the ordinary
but badt man didnt allow shawty to see his brake lights.
#SpeedOfLight

[quote author=BUTCHCASSIDY post=35481498][/quote]suffice to say,
it didnt end well for badt man

when u restructure ur english
holla @ me

shawty told me to stop
i said NO!!!
Shawty say make i stop
i say no
Shawty told me to pull my trousers back on
i said no
shawty said this was my last warning
i said no
Then shawty whipped out her Dìck
i still said *missing text*

End time tongue

[quote author=BUTCHCASSIDY post=35474186][/quote]

u are beri badt woman.
for ur envy gluttony, i hereby sentence u to 4weeks in ur husbands house.

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