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RomanceRe: Man Explains 10 silly Things Girls Do In The Name Of Love by IamLEGEND1: 7:13pm On Jun 11, 2015
public display of affection is now silly?
which part of his body does this guy reason with
my money is on his bütt.
RomanceRe: The Beauty Of Sheneka Adams (the Lady With The Best Body In The World) by IamLEGEND1: 7:10pm On Jun 11, 2015
all i see is a pair of oversized böøbs.

everyone loves a good mammary gland and

they might look good in plunging dresses and bikinis but will immediately fall prey to the laws of gravity the second they are without any support(bräs,etc)

so we love boöbs, but not something that can smother u in ur sleep.
#AndSheNoEvenFine
RomanceRe: Ladies Why Do U Push Guys Away,even When U Are Single by IamLEGEND1: 7:03pm On Jun 11, 2015
because they are just as dumb as this question girls are fücked up in the brain and it will be even more fücked up to ask why they act the way they fücking do.
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland Interview (day 2) by IamLEGEND1: 7:00pm On Jun 11, 2015
SWAGGAVILLAGE
u got my vote bro
RomanceRe: The Arrogant Yoruba Dude Working @ Heathrow Airport! by IamLEGEND1: 6:51pm On Jun 11, 2015
so ur point is?
RomanceRe: 5 Signs To Know A Girl Isn't Worth A Relationship. by IamLEGEND1: 5:58am On Jun 11, 2015
i just felt like i should just comment for no reason
RomanceRe: Ladies, Which Is Your Worst Turn Off?(pics) by IamLEGEND1: 5:29am On Jun 11, 2015
buikem2:
Add me "buikem2", mek i spell ur name
i would have loved to but na school wey make me no dey play at all diz days...
FamilyRe: Nigerian Housemaid Wahala!!! by IamLEGEND1: 5:08am On Jun 11, 2015
vfactor:
It ain't unrealistic! If the man hadn't seen them, would he have ever know they were having sex? What makes you feel that if they were careless not to lock the gate and doors and someone could sneak up on them, that they wouldnt be careless to let a 3 yr old child walk in on them? And nothing in the story says the kids were well taken care off. A 9month old baby asleep on the couch should tell u something!
u have to realize that said husband was searching around the house for them specifically, coz from the story, it seems he had been suspecting them long before that day. a witch-hunt if u will.
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i dont think in this age and time,anybody apart from a family member or the owner of the owner of the house is just goin to confidently walk into ur home and start going to through the rooms searching for you. the husband was able to walk in unnoticed because it was his house.
And i dont see a mention of the 3yrs old kid in there, which means he is probably in school.
and a nine month old baby can barely walk.

P.S: a 9months old baby sleeping soundly does tell me something: it has been fed well and it is resting peacefully.



DON'T GET ME WRONG, i can understand ur paranoia as a married man urself (goin by ur signature). but say now, he chases said house-help away.
before long, the wife starts requesting for another house-help and we know the husband will still giv in to her demands. husband gets new house-help who unknown to him, is a child-molester and a secret aśhäwo.
THIS NEW HOUSE HELP BEATS THE SHÌT OUT OF HIS KIDS AND TRIES TO SEDUCE HIM.
would u say na Godwin?
RomanceRe: Ladies, Which Is Your Worst Turn Off?(pics) by IamLEGEND1: 4:42am On Jun 11, 2015
Mistermamus:
abi oh if she no wan carry pad play then na she know lol
if she no wan carry pad
make she just swerve jeje..
coz d greatest mistake she go fit make na to try make me choose btwn my PS and her.
RomanceRe: Who Do You Miss? by IamLEGEND1: 4:39am On Jun 11, 2015
Drinkwater:
Typical naija psyche... Na u be gay

RomanceRe: Ladies, Which Is Your Worst Turn Off?(pics) by IamLEGEND1: 4:38am On Jun 11, 2015
Jollyjoy:
wow! Can u play godofwar ?
are u kidding me? i've played EVERY single one from GOW1 TO GOW:ascension #KratosIsTheBoss
RomanceRe: Who Do You Miss? by IamLEGEND1: 9:53pm On Jun 10, 2015
Drinkwater:
Yo mad bro.. Lol Cool Sexkillz my nicca is back
wat do u mean u miss sèxkìllz?
do i sense homo love brewing here?
RomanceRe: Who Do You Miss? by IamLEGEND1: 9:50pm On Jun 10, 2015
COOL10:
. After all this just 1 like,hmm
i have no idea wat u're trying to say but.....
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RomanceRe: Is There Anythn As Badluck In Having A Relationship? by IamLEGEND1: 9:06pm On Jun 10, 2015
MrCork:
..STOP DERAILIN THE THREAD... GOAT!! undecided

RomanceRe: Pics: How A Black Girl Finished The Whole White Race After Been Racially Abused by IamLEGEND1: 8:57pm On Jun 10, 2015
Comeback of the year



#FireOnGurl
FamilyRe: Nigerian Housemaid Wahala!!! by IamLEGEND1: 8:53pm On Jun 10, 2015
vfactor:
Una dey consider the children at all? Supposing the brother no dey and she bring another guy come house. Supposing dem dey watch porn and the children dey see am? Make una reason like men abeg! Una go become fathers tomorrow!
first off, let me say that bringing the pornögrahy thing into ur argument is a little outlandish and unrealistic.

i dont think coz two people are having sèx, all their other mental faculties just shut down completely.just becoz they are havong sèx doesnt mean they are just gonna allow a 3yr old & a 9 months old kid to just stroll in and watch porn with them.

the kids are obviously being well taken care of by said house-help and it will be foolish to put wateva needless bitterness he has against the two love-birds before the welfare of his kids.
In conclusion, barring religious reasons, he has no reason to push the two out of his house as they are adults and they are doing their stuffs maturedly and keeping it under wraps.
RomanceRe: Angry Friend Takes To Facebook To Name & Shame A Guy Who Ditched Her by IamLEGEND1: 8:42pm On Jun 10, 2015
Hos are not smiling
RomanceRe: Who Do You Miss? by IamLEGEND1: 8:39pm On Jun 10, 2015
Cutehector:
lol dey need to get loosed.
dem no wan leave they just lash out by making me type jagons.
RomanceRe: Who Do You Miss? by IamLEGEND1: 8:34pm On Jun 10, 2015
Cutehector:
I neva knew u were posessed wit 72 demons
they get agitated every now and then....
RomanceRe: Who Do You Miss? by IamLEGEND1: 8:33pm On Jun 10, 2015
Opioko:
You cretin!
Warris this??@
"THIS" is none of ur business #Mofo
RomanceRe: Who Do You Miss? by IamLEGEND1: 8:32pm On Jun 10, 2015
prettythicksme:
warris is dis naa?na so madness dey start bro,take an easy cheesy #just kidding tongue
e don turn to crime if i laugh again?
FamilyRe: Nigerian Housemaid Wahala!!! by IamLEGEND1: 8:29pm On Jun 10, 2015
Cutehector:
sometin wey him supose collect him own share of d cake clean mouth grin
i guess nobody go ever know ze true tori.
RomanceRe: Who Do You Miss? by IamLEGEND1: 8:23pm On Jun 10, 2015
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FamilyRe: Nigerian Housemaid Wahala!!! by IamLEGEND1: 8:18pm On Jun 10, 2015
Cutehector:
no mind d foolish husband
i just dey confused for some people matter. how e take pain d husband bcoz him brother dey sleep with house-help? Abi him too been dey do underground stuffs with the girl ni?
RomanceRe: Is There Anythn As Badluck In Having A Relationship? by IamLEGEND1: 8:15pm On Jun 10, 2015
MrCork:
^^^^ ok..i shud be takin advice from a 42yrs old callin him sef *I am legend..in 2015?..ok..am really really goin bak to bed! (no ofeense); undecided
IF U WEREN'T SUCH A DUMB FÜCK
I WOULD HAVE LISTENED TO WHAT U HAVE TO SAY
BUT as fate would have it
u're nothing but an ex yaba-left patient whose mental faculties have become so deranged that he can't spell "offense" properly.
NOW U GET OFF MY MENTIONS and go shove a cactus up ur gaping gäy äss
#IDIOT
FamilyRe: Nigerian Housemaid Wahala!!! by IamLEGEND1: 8:08pm On Jun 10, 2015
u go push dem out just bcoz of this? na firewood dem be? if na ur wife u catch with ur brother nko?
RomanceRe: Is There Anythn As Badluck In Having A Relationship? by IamLEGEND1: 8:03pm On Jun 10, 2015
And cutehector bro everybody is afraid to fall in luv o #NoSuchThingAsBadLuck
RomanceRe: Is There Anythn As Badluck In Having A Relationship? by IamLEGEND1: 8:01pm On Jun 10, 2015
MrCork:
...ermm bro..no ofeense to yor picture profile but u where traditional cloth lookin like native witch doctor & then u complain u cant find woman wit bad luck?..... Serrriouly...am goin bak to bed
.laters!
angry
try and grow small sense pls
#UNeverLearn
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Read: Welcome A New Nlander by IamLEGEND1: 7:55pm On Jun 10, 2015
[quote author=ForteNL post=34635950][/quote]No blame me o na d tin wey dey happen wen u sight ur crush for the first time ur brain becomes incapacitated for some few seconds.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Read: Welcome A New Nlander by IamLEGEND1: 7:43pm On Jun 10, 2015
ForteNL:
Waitin for happen?
nothing oh
fine gal

heheeeeee
*scratches head*
Nairaland GeneralRe: Concerning the Mr nairaland Contestants ( Must Read ) by IamLEGEND1: 7:41pm On Jun 10, 2015
all those over-red lips!!!!! EEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeewwwww
RomanceRe: Relationship by IamLEGEND1: 7:39pm On Jun 10, 2015
crocodile tears... no details watsoeva and u want make we sympathise with you abi? in a case where no info is provided i will always side with the bro so can u kindly swerve¿

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