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those awkward days wen ur father go dey shout your name very early in the morning wen u still had ur morning böner.
u'll be telling ur dìck


#PlsNotNow

*SPITS ON THREAD*


wat do u expect from an old woman?

calm down Oh ye village women Change is here.

Yeah i like to live dangerously on the edge too. i eat oily food while in my school uniform.

Rihanna- rude boy

*SPRINKLES HOLY WATER ON THE THREAD*

and all dem hos gon' be like..
#WeCantDateShortNìggaz

oyin17:
Meaning?

u should stop deceivin urself and other people

IN SUMMARY don't knack until u grow bear-bear

God abeg, giv some people small sense so they can know u better and serve you better.AMEN

SEE ALL DEM LINUS above me #SMH

i scratched my balls wen i woke up this morning.
is dat bad?

Cutehector:
stvpid boi..

just try and edit it to make it sound less weird. dat will really help.

see as d guy take hold d tin.....
how we go dey take diz kind tin wen we no dey even try package d stuff wella

Cutehector:
u look more like a college student there.. I want to see d man in u

#HomoAlert!!!!!!!!!



TAKE COVER!!!!!!!!!

women...............

dat moment wen u finally reach the toilet after sitting in class for 2hrs like u have a needle stuck up ur bütt.


back den wen u brushing ur teeth with maclean and ur parents werent looking and u decide to swallow a little of the tin



poking around the inside of ur ear with ur finger wen u have a cold and u finally hit that sweet spot.

U SHAVE BALLz Too?

bros, women arent worth diz kind of wahala


for a guy of 29yrs, u should know that time heals a lot of scars, some deeper than wat u are experiencing now.
coz no matter how the situation gets resolved, u will never have that peace of mind again.
U STRAIGHTEN UR NECK-TIE BRO AND GIV THE BÌTCH THE MIDDLE FINGER.

#LikeABoss

firstEVA:
it's not by force naw

shey him post am for here because e want make we help am ni?












SO MAKE E PROVIDE ALL THE NEEDFUL FOR Misssclassy to do her thang.












OR MAKE E SWERVE A.S.A.P

so in the end, diz guy is trying to make us think he is asexual abi?














YEAH, I'M NOT BUYING IT.

*Grabs vaseline*















KEEP DEM PICTURES CÜMMIN

EggovinMma:
Lmao!

d guy's "Elusive" solution is staring at him and everybody here right in the face.




















Boxer007 is gonna help u out.

As d guy here POLICE!!!














HIM TURN D TIN TO JOKE












#PRONTO

In the beginning, God created the earth and
rested. Then
God created Man and rested. Then God
created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.