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Romance › Re: a by IamLEGEND1: 7:57am On Jun 27, 2015

and when a guy so much as alludes to wanting half of all that shìt up there, HE IS SEEN AS NOT MAN ENOUGH.
SHE wants to be my number one?
if i punch am for face eh?

Romance › Re: Can You Help Your Wife Wash Her UNDIES? by IamLEGEND1: 7:52am On Jun 27, 2015

Since you said wife...
THEN YES

I can do anything for my wife.

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Romance › Re: 10 Reasons Why It’s Awesome To Date An Engineer by IamLEGEND1: 6:56am On Jun 27, 2015

Teempakguy:
funny you're typing the bullshit above with a phone. Which just so happens to be the product of engineers.
Get a life.

so fück wat if i am using an engineers invention to type?
even armed-robbers, for all their notoriety have their uses.
so just becauase i said engine-ears sück doesnt mean they dont have a few minor uses here and there.
but on average, the -ve far outweighs the +ve.
so i suggest u go get a life
as engine-ears dont have one.

Romance › Re: 10 Reasons Why It’s Awesome To Date An Engineer by IamLEGEND1: 7:01am On Jun 26, 2015

i will like to take this time out to giv the middle finger to all the engine-ears here. UR LIFE SÙCKS U GUYS SÜCK UR CAREER CHOICE SÜCKS EVEN UR GIRLFRIENDS SÜCK.

Romance › Re: When A Woman Loves A Man Truly.... by IamLEGEND1: 6:56am On Jun 26, 2015

Cutehector:
yeah am wrong cuz u turn dem into atm

Romance › Re: Caption Falz And Simi In This Pinshure. #jambquestion by IamLEGEND1: 5:42pm On Jun 25, 2015

sandrannna:
Na wa oh.

Moderators, lift my ban, I cannot create a topic. I av nt been notified dat I've been banned, so why can't I create a topic?

unto the next moniker it is then.

Romance › Re: Should I Break Up by IamLEGEND1: 6:24pm On Jun 24, 2015

i am pained bro u dey even ask if u should break up?

Romance › Re: What Do You Think She Studied In School? (see Photo) by IamLEGEND1: 5:53am On Jun 21, 2015

EXPOSED HUMAN ANATOMY.

Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Like Sex So Much? by IamLEGEND1: 5:41am On Jun 21, 2015

WARRISDIS NONSÈNSE?

Politics › Re: Cross Rivers Bombing: PMB Teaching GEJ A Bitter Lesson In Brutality! by IamLEGEND1: 8:01pm On Jun 20, 2015

Truckpusher:
The only message that the Hausa/Fulani understands clearly is the absolute use of force with all brutality known to mankind , but Jonathan was building a one Nigeria that can't be built as long as we are in an unhealthy union with the North and the rest of the country.

oh really?
Tell me again how the ritualists,armed-robbers and pirates are very obedient and submissive.

Romance › Re: This Strategy Worked Like Magic. I Got The Girl. by IamLEGEND1: 2:54pm On Jun 20, 2015

MEILYN:
Lol, mehn, must you Critisize? I wasn't writing an application to a company, neither was I writing an English essay. The screenshots weren't necessary but I just decided to put it up. This is nairaland and we all know some guys demand to see pictures before they believe any story.

u have a point though
coz the "pics or adönbilivit" crew are still very much present.

Romance › Re: This Strategy Worked Like Magic. I Got The Girl. by IamLEGEND1: 2:12pm On Jun 20, 2015

No to sound mean or bad-belleish
bg were those screenshots really necessary with all the flawed english and cringe-inducing chats?

and u no get 3G for ur area ni?

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Romance › Re: Study Shows That Men Are More Fertile In Raining Season! by IamLEGEND1: 2:07pm On Jun 20, 2015

alryt.

Romance › Re: Just Describe Them The Way You Feel Bout Them by IamLEGEND1: 9:33am On Jun 20, 2015

我认为这是我们就这样

Romance › Re: 5 Ways For A Guy To Be More Attractive — No Gym Membership Required by IamLEGEND1: 9:27am On Jun 20, 2015

好的等该好消息指出中共若不是一个梦

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Nairaland General › Re: A Message To Every Romancelander. (((A Must Read))) by IamLEGEND1: 9:15am On Jun 20, 2015

Jezebbel:
You must be a fool for asking me that question.

WHOA!!!!
WHOA!!!!!
Back up bìtch, i ain't picking no fight with a dumb, attention-seeking slüt.

Nairaland General › Re: A Message To Every Romancelander. (((A Must Read))) by IamLEGEND1: 9:05am On Jun 20, 2015

how e take concern u?

Jokes Etc › Re: When You Think You Have Dressed To Kill When Visiting Your Inlaws: PICS by IamLEGEND1: 9:01am On Jun 20, 2015

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Romance › Re: ... by IamLEGEND1: 6:22am On Jun 20, 2015

Romance › Re: Techtiquette: Is It OK To Peek At Your Date's Notifications? by IamLEGEND1: 6:08am On Jun 20, 2015

it seems creepy and weird, not to mention being pegged as the jealous type.

Romance › Re: As a Guy what is that Sweet Word you use on your lady before she Agreed to Date by IamLEGEND1: 10:23pm On Jun 18, 2015

jonaifame22:
Baby,check my dick out,fear not it'll always come in handy.

Romance › Re: Please Be Careful How You Judge by IamLEGEND1: 10:20pm On Jun 18, 2015

You do realise that dogs are absolutely terrified of snakes, hyenas, lions and numerous other animals ryt?

so u now dey tell me say a rotweiler behead snake?

pls tell me again how the man just went into the house and without checking on the baby, goes straight to wherever it his he got his "WEAPON" and came back out to end the dog.
abi na d tin he dey use do the roastin he use shuk d dog?

Romance › Re: I Really Can't Find A Topic For This by IamLEGEND1: 10:08pm On Jun 18, 2015

mzpetite:
haba! just so not cool. coz dey did it doesn't mean she's wot u used to qualify her. it possible she doesn't just do it with just anybody. she probably just too into the guy not to worry. not fair nau. we human. u not innocent coz u a guy neither. we all ve her flaws. it happens, honestly. this cud just hapenn to me too and doesn't mean am a bit.ch or a ho'. it not always like the way u guys think! it sad though. I really do feel for her

I really do not care if u thk am one dumb person. daz probably Woz going thru ur mind!

u guys do some hilarious shi feeling u guys are MASTERS OF ALL GAMES. smh

Even though i'm not much of a player myself,I know a player wen i see one.(as most guys can).

The woman is being played but she cant seem to shake off her luv-induced myopia long enough to see the truth. Yes,she is into the guy, but so fück wat?
a guy tells u straight to ur face dat u were just a rebound girl but quickly recovered and sugar-coated it and suddenly the woman was hoping for a smooth transition into a more serious r/ship.
but every sane human should know by now dat rebounds never work out.
NEVER!!!!!!!.

And yes, she is an adult and we're in the 21st century, so because she slept with one guy is no cause for alarm.
neither does it make her a ho'. but we all know how women act. if in the end, it doesnt work out she is gonna run back here and cry foul.

"Guys are this"
"guys are that"
"guys are worthless pieces of shìt"
etc etc...

No matter what a girl's age might be, those thought patterns never seem to wane.

Romance › Re: Is My Fetish Normal? by IamLEGEND1: 9:38pm On Jun 18, 2015

that is why it is called a fetish
there is no normal or "NON-WEIRD" about a fetish.
every fetish is weird.
and u will be surprised at the number of girls who sniff their own underwear.

Romance › Re: I Really Can't Find A Topic For This by IamLEGEND1: 9:34pm On Jun 18, 2015

mzpetite:
ya mean mehn! re u shure u not d guy?

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
I NO BE D GUY OH,
I JUST DEY SURPRISED SAY AFTER EVERYTHING, she actually believes that the guy cares,even remotely.
but maybe i'm just able to discern that coz i'm a guy but datz not the point.

the point is she should be able to understand that the guy was just playing scrabble with her brain
(& her vagìna too).

so her best course of action is to annihilate every last trace of hope and desire she has of getting back with the guy and giv one of her "RICHER TOASTERS" a chance.
but then despite all this, if after a year the guy decides to do a u-turn and come begging, she is going to do small shakara and then BAAAAAAMMM!!!!!! she don open leg for the guy again.
#WOMEN...

Romance › Re: I Really Can't Find A Topic For This by IamLEGEND1: 9:09pm On Jun 18, 2015

DISCLAIMER: Don't take any insults or vulgarity u see hereafter personally, i'm only trying to get my point across.

So first off, what the fück is wrong with u bìtch?!!!!!!!
u break up with the guy and u send him a bbm message to tell him to do watever makes him happy. then u get sad and confused because he didnt reply.
U BROKE UP WITH HIM!!!!!!!! for crying out loud,
he was always going to go ahead and do wat makes him happy, he isnt goin to be sobbing into his pillow at night and be waiting on you to giv him the go-ahead. so in essence, ur bbm msg was redundant and highly clichè and hence, doesnt warrant a reply.
send him a msg dat deserves a reply and watch him do the needful.
And pls dont think your whole "I have guys waiting in line" charade is gonna save u, it just makes u look like a ho'. it is immature and stupìd.
in the end, wen all is said and done, i'll advise u to move on with ur life coz the guy doesnt care as much as you think he does. coz believe me,if a guy genuinely cares,the lengths he will go to just to be with u knows no boundaries.
So the lame excuse (wic u fell for) of his ex being back and her being acquainted with his family is just a bucket-load of cräp and makes me want to puke.

Romance › Re: When U Tell Her You Are Related To Dangote Family And She Didn't See Them(pics) by IamLEGEND1: 8:47pm On Jun 18, 2015

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Romance › Re: Can Two People IN Love Not Want Sex by IamLEGEND1: 8:42pm On Jun 18, 2015

both of them are gäy

u might not do it if u choose not to have sèx
*scratch dat*
most of the time when the attraction is mutual, u guys will be trying so damn hard to resist ripping each others clothes off.

so sexüal tension is ever present in any meaningful r/ship.

so to say that they dont want to hav sèx is a big lie.

#YouAintFoolingNobody

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