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ellacute45:You sure? abeg epp me ask the guy. coz the way the thing dey,e be like say na North Korea. |
why on earth would someone travel out to North Korea willingly? |
what the hell is this long shii |
Lawlahdey:Aunty mi ..... so apparently the O.P is a girl.... |
Zahra Buhari. a brother can dream,right? word on the streets is that she's a nairalander. |
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WomanOfRace:My ordination came from above. common person like you no fit discredit am. HOLY! |
makydee:paying the dowry in Naira is allowed shey? i cannot come and go and start changing our valueless naira into something else......Na die be that. money no go remain to buy bag of rice wey people go shorp for the wedding. |
Bobbyjay001:ilegend & i are ctually two distinct entities. no relation whatsoever.....but point taken. ![]() |
DancingSkeleton:Touchpad. shey na wetin you wan see be that. he can't afford a touchpad. |
Smellymouth:Boss......I dey ground. long time,baba.... |
WomanOfRace:says who? |
AngelSweetLips:Every guy pays an additional (& mandatory) 1k. So much for the faux feministic bullshít we have to deal with everyday here. The organisers have mentioned something about bouncers and such being arranged for the party and a means of identification before entrance would be put in place I believe. So if anyone doesn't feel comfortable attending the party, then his/her parents' couch is always available.curl up in that shít and watch jenifa's diary. Bringing escorts my foot.sounds more like something a hoe and her pímp would do. And I didn't pay a dime as I'm not interested. + I'm nowhere near Lagos. Just stating it for the record. |
let me see if i can condense everything I saw up there into 5 sentences. >Your brother is a pussyy who got pussy-whipped by a girl with an even larger pussyy.at this point,she can poison him and he'll die with a smile. >Your sister has got bigger balls than both of you put together. >Your brother is an abusive fool whose mumu button is being used to kill mosquitoes by one random ashawò >You are one broke mofo.common phone screen.HaBa! > You're a pussy......or have I mentioned that already? *modified- so the O.P is supposed to be a girl. issoryt. still doesn't make you any less of a pussy. I was just surprised. |
makydee:JESUS is LOrd! see Ghana jollof. (or more accurately, semi-ghanaian.) Marry me? |
Berbierklaus:Only temporarily.; D The lord works in mysterious ways as you well know. |
Berbierklaus:This morning..... I felt this unexplainable warmth and joy inside me and all of a sudden those words kept ringing in my head. It was glorious. |
Father Lord in heaven! |
Stupedinluv:How nice of you to grace us with your presence, kind Madame. i thought romance section wasn't for you.....had a change of heart? & Merry Christmas. |
AngelSweetLips:Turn up with your brother say wetin happen? you think say I go pay extra 1k for girl to carry her mumu brother come? just bone that yarn......if she no dey ready to mingle & and be rocked from all corners, then make she fashi the gbedu na,no be by force. |
each pack represents a year at Shiloh. so 6packs equals 6 shilohs which you'll have to attend. Which means you'll get married around your mid-30s. Just pray you don't end up with one of those guys that dance on top of a moving bus for companies like airtel and the likes. Doth sayeth the Lord of hosts. |
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how you go impress my people.

