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Romance › Re: See The Plans And Venue Of The Nairaland Beach Party (Pics) by IamLEGEND1: 4:22pm On Dec 29, 2016

Na wa oh.
people dey fly in from Germany,Spain,U.S,Australia & the U.K for NL beach party........but I cannot come & go and travel from Maiduguri all the way down to Lagos for beach party na.
abi no be the same regular yansh I go see for there?

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Family › Re: Father And Son Rock Same Outfit (pictured) by IamLEGEND1: 1:51pm On Dec 29, 2016

Fulaboy:
ina nan pa oga! Kawai bana magana ne ai bansan kayi aure ba

Auren dole aka yi mun. gashi yanzu mata ta in ma ta guje ni.
Yaya Hutu?

Romance › Re: Some Girls Are Unbelievably Dumb!!! by IamLEGEND1: 1:48pm On Dec 29, 2016

Passy089:
the babe siri na ina ako bullshit

eh?
bear with me here......buy ayam not understanding all these comments you people are sharing.

Romance › Re: Some Girls Are Unbelievably Dumb!!! by IamLEGEND1: 1:24pm On Dec 29, 2016

1stladdy:
anakogheri

what?

Family › Re: Father And Son Rock Same Outfit (pictured) by IamLEGEND1: 12:15pm On Dec 29, 2016

Fulaboy:
Ehm *clears throat*

Mah niggah!!!! ..... kai ma ka buya fa.
kwana biyu.
kana jin mu da BossZilla ko.

Romance › Re: Some Girls Are Unbelievably Dumb!!! by IamLEGEND1: 12:10pm On Dec 29, 2016

I don't get it.
as in, people still date Nigerian girls?

Family › Re: Father And Son Rock Same Outfit (pictured) by IamLEGEND1: 11:58am On Dec 29, 2016

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Sai hakuri mutmina karatun nijeria sai a hankali
wata rana sai labari
Kristmas anyi an gama. Allah ya maimaita mana

amin fa......addu'an Kenan yanzu.

Romance › Re: DANGER!!! Is This Bumbum A Blessing Or Disease? by IamLEGEND1: 11:52am On Dec 29, 2016

RichThug:
Yes Iamlegend you are cleared for massive assault
I repeat! You are cleared for maximum assault
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Come in snipers is position... Shoot at the massive hoe at will
Come in snipers! Shoot at will
We have movements by the target!
I repeat!!! Shoot at will!!!
Hoe on the run! Iamlegend initiate monkey dance assault on hoe!
Hoe on the run!!! Hoe on target! You are cleared! Shoot
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Blueballs Over and out!

Kill order received and confirmed,home base.

Al'ryt boys,you heard the man.......there will be no (oh shít)
target is on the move
i repeat,target is mobile........WEAPONS FREE! WEAPONS FREE!!!!!
and remember,this is no ordinary target....this bítch has got one Helluv'a butt
so target and exterminate with extreme prejudice.
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Overlord,this is Capt. MoneyOrDie
Target has been neutralised
i say again,target is down for the count.
Roping the bítch up for evac

a good & easy day's work all round,blueballs 2k
we'll be home and dry in a jiffy.
BlackMetal 0-1,out.

Romance › Re: I Bow For Some Nairaland Girls Oooo by IamLEGEND1: 11:27am On Dec 29, 2016

Berbierklaus:
I even prefer cow meat
And I dey Abj o,sheybi I for just send truckload of chinchin for you

Not to worry,we shall be alive and well next year Christmas

Aaaaamin ooooh!
Aamiin.
aah! and I been dey abj very recently.........maka why?
you wan kee me?
bt I would definitely call and wish you a happy Christmas,hombre-a-hombre, sometime soon.

Family › Re: Father And Son Rock Same Outfit (pictured) by IamLEGEND1: 11:08am On Dec 29, 2016

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Kai dai bari
Abin ba magana canjin na na wahala ne. Allah ya kiyaye. Ita matarka na kira ta bata amsawa wai tana karatu ka san ku likitoci sai a hankali
so kana makaranta har yanzu?

ka bar mutanen nan kawai,sun ki Barin mutane su graduate....shekaru nawa yanzu muna kan fama. a haka saura shekara daya da rabi. abun kaman ba za ya kare ba.
ni ma na kira ta sati 3 da suka wuce amma bata amsa ba....sanda na tura mata msg kamin ta reply....wai tana bakin cikin nasaran trump. na ce nata karatun har da na hauka ne.
Ya Christmas ta wurin Ku ne?

Romance › Re: I Bow For Some Nairaland Girls Oooo by IamLEGEND1: 10:32am On Dec 29, 2016

Berbierklaus:
Lol

I wish,been down with cold and catarrh.
same to you dear,how many chickens did you kill

Sorry eh.I hope you get well soon.
no chicken to kill for this Christmas..... na one kilo of cow meat we buy chop.
chin-chin sef no even dey.

Romance › Re: I Bow For Some Nairaland Girls Oooo by IamLEGEND1: 9:57am On Dec 29, 2016

Berbierklaus:
Lolz,my fulani king you don't need to

missed you tho

King!
I missed you too,dear.
Merry Christmas BTW and your holiday is going well I hope.

Romance › Re: Lady Recounts Worst S*x She’s Ever Had With A Short Man(pics) by IamLEGEND1: 9:47am On Dec 29, 2016

So?
make we climb tree with high heels abi wetin?

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Romance › Re: Boyfriend Upload Girlfriend Pic And This Happen (pic) by IamLEGEND1: 9:42am On Dec 29, 2016

is that not airforcee1?

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Romance › Re: I Bow For Some Nairaland Girls Oooo by IamLEGEND1: 9:41am On Dec 29, 2016

Berbierklaus:
I wanted to wish you on nairaland.
serious

Hello,luv.
*Takes cover

Romance › Re: He Brought Home Another Girl After His Wife Traveled For Xmas (photo) by IamLEGEND1: 9:08am On Dec 29, 2016*

e be like say you be JJC,so let me orient you a little:

This is the land where love is synonymous with money and money is equal to love.
where a man with no job marries four wives just to have a taste of varieties of pussíes.
A land where a girl who has given a blowjòb and has had ànal sèx considers herself a virgin.
A country filled with women who will sleep with anything that promises to get them the latest luxury phone. women who will orgàsm 5x faster grinding & whining on the gear shaft of a Porsche than with a breathing human.
where Guys keep multiple side chicks just to boost their street cred while their pockets suffer.
The place where our collective conscience has been dampened and selective morality is the new religion.
Mr.Banker,just wave and smile.......nod and lick your lips coz there is nothing you can do about any of it......
WELCOME TO NIGERIA!

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Romance › Re: Igbo, Yorubas, Hausa, Tiv, Itsekiri, Igala, Ijaw , Efik, Calabar Enter Here Now by IamLEGEND1: 8:57am On Dec 29, 2016

brandydaniells:
Fulani ain't Nigerians bro.... We hate y''all cow rearers any way

my good sir,are you in anyway suggesting that Buhari is ruling illegally?

We gatz address this issue,bro.
I know of a SAN who will be willing to represent us.
let's sue that fuckin' immigrant.
we'll also have Yar'adua's corpse exhumed and prosecuted as well. abi how you see am?

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Family › Re: Father And Son Rock Same Outfit (pictured) by IamLEGEND1: 8:48am On Dec 29, 2016

obontami:
What's does this mean ?

No fear o.
I just dey greet my boss.
no be terror attack we dey plan.

Family › Re: Father And Son Rock Same Outfit (pictured) by IamLEGEND1: 8:46am On Dec 29, 2016

obontami:
Oga, obontami got no business with her OOoooo.

You can go ahead and make her all yours. infact I dey your back like hunch.

puffPuff,you seeing this shít?
I for try enter her space bt she get too much shakara..

Romance › Re: Igbo, Yorubas, Hausa, Tiv, Itsekiri, Igala, Ijaw , Efik, Calabar Enter Here Now by IamLEGEND1: 8:12am On Dec 29, 2016

so Fulani we're not invited?
make I ball out.

Romance › Re: DANGER!!! Is This Bumbum A Blessing Or Disease? by IamLEGEND1: 8:08am On Dec 29, 2016

this is BlackMetal 0-1 and we copy you RichThug actual.
I repeat, we copy you and we are en route to the target destination.
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Overwatch,this is blackMetal and we've got eyes on the target hoe.
I say again- we have visual on the dumb slùt.
standing by for the kill order.

BlackMetal over & out.

Family › Re: Father And Son Rock Same Outfit (pictured) by IamLEGEND1: 7:41am On Dec 29, 2016*

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Your head dey there...Obontami has to step up
Yaya hutu? Ina ka boye? Yaya matan ka?

Hutun nan sai a hankali.
gayu ba su gane komai a wannan recession da PMB ya sa mu a ciki.
makaranta ne kawai ya boye ni,gaskiya.
ka bar wancan yarinyar.....kwanakin Nan ita ma ba ta bullowa.

Family › Re: Father And Son Rock Same Outfit (pictured) by IamLEGEND1: 4:52am On Dec 29, 2016*

BUTCHCASSIDY:
My good.man
I see you have met puff puff

& Apparently, she's in luv with gummy bears now.
we gatz find way make obontami jet out go dig the girl wella.

Family › Re: Father And Son Rock Same Outfit (pictured) by IamLEGEND1: 3:28am On Dec 29, 2016

ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=dodgerblue]eww u mean yer wilie @bold[/color]

I said no such thing. You did.
have no fear,my intentions toward you are mostly benign.

Family › Re: Father And Son Rock Same Outfit (pictured) by IamLEGEND1: 9:30pm On Dec 28, 2016

ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=deepskyblue]if yer 15 ,im disgusted i 1nce flirted with u Merry Christmas, kid. [/color]

don't be too hard on yourself,love.
I've always had a bonèr for older women.
But did you just say you flirted with me once? how could I have missed that?
such a shame,coz I had plans for you.
Big,Dark plans

Family › Re: Father And Son Rock Same Outfit (pictured) by IamLEGEND1: 9:15pm On Dec 28, 2016

ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=deepskyblue]aunty?....yer older than me[/color]

says who?
I might be 15 for all you know.
oh! & Merry Christmas,ma'am.

Family › Re: Father And Son Rock Same Outfit (pictured) by IamLEGEND1: 8:52pm On Dec 28, 2016

ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=coral]what[/color]

Aunty PuffPuff?

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Family › Re: Father And Son Rock Same Outfit (pictured) by IamLEGEND1: 8:35pm On Dec 28, 2016

BUTCHCASSIDY:

long time,bruh.
Merry Christmas.

Family › Re: Father And Son Rock Same Outfit (pictured) by IamLEGEND1: 8:16pm On Dec 28, 2016

rhektor:
If not for civilization, we wouldn't have known how low thinking you are but thank God you just exposed your docile self here via technology madw possible by civilization

I see even your sense of humour is in recession.
no wahala.
carry on,sir.

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Romance › Re: How To Know If He Truly Wants A Possible Future With You. by IamLEGEND1: 8:06pm On Dec 28, 2016

just when I thought would spend the last week of 2016 & cross over successfully into the new year without reading any dumb shít......

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Family › Re: Father And Son Rock Same Outfit (pictured) by IamLEGEND1: 7:50pm On Dec 28, 2016

Too much ajebutterness in one place.
back then when bad mwan been dey rep the streets...we dey snap pinshure with no shoe under hot sun.

Thunder fire civilisation.

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Events › Re: NLDERS Hook Up With Your Birth Day Mate. by IamLEGEND1: 7:44pm On Dec 28, 2016

Rone16:
Nov 1st

Serious?

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