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Romance › Re: Shes Beautiful Isnt She? She deserves it? by IamLEGEND1: 5:31pm On Nov 01, 2016

I dey come make I go like the pishure first........but I go like acquire her digits gan.
na my price be that,else i go take back my 5 likes.

Romance › Re: Advise Please On How To Handle Her: Picture. by IamLEGEND1: 5:12pm On Nov 01, 2016

If her status don stir your spirit small,then EPP her na.
the Lord works in mysterious ways.

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Romance › Re: Man Tells Where His Bride-to-be Belongs In Pre-wedding Shoot by IamLEGEND1: 9:52am On Nov 01, 2016

All these püssy-whipped niggahz that keep crawling out of the woodwork these days.

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Events › Re: Today Is My Birthday by IamLEGEND1: 7:50am On Nov 01, 2016

I've never met seen someone I shared a birthday with on NL and then all of a sudden there are two of you.

Happy birthday,bro. Dojupyo ...... may you/we all live long and prosper.

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Romance › Re: Few Lifehacks For Your Relationship. by IamLEGEND1: 6:09pm On Oct 31, 2016

Ain't nobody got time to read that long thing.

Moving on to more pressing matters: this is Nairaland, and in Nigeria we use kobo as our sub-denomination.....not cents.

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Romance › Re: When Your Gf Loves You, You Will Know Easily (pictures Added) by IamLEGEND1: 8:42pm On Oct 30, 2016

Small world.
so this girl is also dating you?. issoryt.

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Nairaland General › Re: Romance Section Is Dying! Share Your memories. by IamLEGEND1: 7:06pm On Oct 30, 2016

Loud it my brother!

#SalvageRomanceSection

Romance › Re: Beautiful Pre-wedding Photos Of A Female Soldier And Her Husband-to-be by IamLEGEND1: 5:39pm On Oct 30, 2016

Benita27:
Who this your statistic epp?.

E epp couples wey dey plan their own photo shoot.

Romance › Re: Beautful Pre-wedding Photos Of A Soldier And Her Husband-to-be by IamLEGEND1: 5:02pm On Oct 30, 2016

Romance › Re: Beautiful Pre-wedding Photos Of A Female Soldier And Her Husband-to-be by IamLEGEND1: 4:46pm On Oct 30, 2016

I know we're supposed to scream 'Happy married life' in unison like a herd of zombies anytime we see a couple's pre-wedding pics but for the love of everything that's good in this world,folks should learn to put in a little effort into these things.
just look at this disaster now:

Creativity= 0

Scenery= 5

Husband= 0.5

Wife= 1

Chemistry= 0

Charisma= 0

Swaggu= 0

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Romance › Re: Lesbianism Alert: 2 Ladies Openly Professed Love To Each Other On Facebook by IamLEGEND1: 4:45pm On Oct 30, 2016

Sweet mother of God!
See as dem dey end pesin career.

Romance › Re: Lesbianism Alert: 2 Ladies Openly Professed Love To Each Other On Facebook by IamLEGEND1: 5:16pm On Oct 29, 2016

Off to Facebook.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 0) On 29th October 2016 by IamLEGEND1: 4:47pm On Oct 29, 2016

IBRAHIMOVIC!!!!! grin

Romance › Re: 21 Things Women Can Do That Guys Can't by IamLEGEND1: 3:10pm On Oct 29, 2016

In summary, you've got nothing to offer this world but your butt,hot legs,boöbs and vagìna.
makes sense.

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Romance › Re: See This Absurd Question I Saw On Instagram by IamLEGEND1: 2:50pm On Oct 29, 2016

Romance › Re: Pre Wedding Pictures by IamLEGEND1: 1:25pm On Oct 28, 2016

Health › Re: Why Some Nigerian Women Die At Child Birth by IamLEGEND1: 7:13am On Oct 28, 2016

Berbierklaus:
Of all the boys typing bs about childbirth and what women go through,I am more disappointed in you fiancee
I know you are trying your best to be antifemale and sound annoying,but this is the height of it.Like I told a nairalander,you guys should watch the topics you type this demeaning words in.
If your mum had died while birthing you I'm sure you won't be saying this,but you don't appreciate what you have until you lose it.

I am highly disappointed

first,I am not "anti-female",whatever that means. and i couldn't care less about trying to sound annoying.

People die during childbirth,this I have experienced firsthand. so do not assume to know my whole life's story.
Won't stop Me from repeating what I said: We appreciate you ladies for the pains you go through, but I'm not worshipping the ground you walk on because you gave birth to a child. If guys were the ones with the womb, there wouldn't be this much noise when it comes to childbirth.

So frankly, I don't care if you're disappointed or not.

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Romance › Re: My Pre-wedding Photos. by IamLEGEND1: 6:57am On Oct 28, 2016

The pre-wedding picks I've seen this week should be in the thousands by now.

Romance › Re: Two Nairalanders Set To Wed! See Their Pre-wedding Pix. by IamLEGEND1: 10:28pm On Oct 23, 2016

Two nairalanders shey?
wetin be ur wife moniker? it's very necessary that you let the whole Nairaland know that she's taken.
else,boys go follow go collect winshKraft for am.
So it's imperative you let us know who she is,for security reasons.

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Fashion › Re: Favourite Shade Of Lip Gloss by IamLEGEND1: 9:09pm On Oct 22, 2016

slimthugchimee:
pinkish cherries

Romance › Re: I Wish A Lady Wld Jus Do This To Me Rai Nau by IamLEGEND1: 9:04pm On Oct 22, 2016

So,those things on the table....are you some kind of high class shoe shiner?

Romance › Re: Reasons Why I Will Not Ask A Lady Out Through Social Media by IamLEGEND1: 8:16pm On Oct 22, 2016

Social media?
ain't nobody got time fo' that shìt now.

I'm broke enough as it is,kerosene don finish for my stove and my garri is almost finished too. na me go use my own two hands send one faceless mofo recharge card?

at least if you show up on my doorsteps and ask for a reasonable amount in exchange for a romp between the sheets,then I go fit reason ur matter....it is,after all,a simple case of demand and supply.
If you deliver the pùssy ,I go rob my best friend if possible to pay you.

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