₦airaland Forum

9jaDoomCountry:
My brother go check am well this guy must be forming superman. Some wey drug don reset their brain always like this type of development to cause harm to the public. Yesterday they were chasing some task force members and they were hailed, so today they wanted to take it to higher level as per Warri no dey carry last.


Dem no dey carry last but oil wells in their backyard are owned by hausa/fulani, dem no even see anything carry. Mr Jollof is a fool. All the girls he was trying to impress will move on with other available guys.


I am not in support of how government locks people down without palliative program but people need to use their brain. Mr. Jollof died for nothing

Mr Jollof isn't dead tho he looks like the dead guy , he is just reporting in a funny way perhaps showing he is living town..

honestly those thugs if giving opportunity would seize the opportunity to steal and maim, and I cant be an officer on duty while some thugs pull a machete to cut me without gunning him down

That's a recipe for disaster, please stay at home, don't fight the officers enforcing the laws, fight the governor that imposed the seat at home.. they where chasing taskforce men with cutlass and beating them while people hailed them yesterday.. shouting warri no dey carry last, now soldiers just showed them they are equaly unruly


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church business sweet baje baje... you can twist it as you like and still get customers

Nothing bad in begging to save a life

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Corona virus would soon die in Philipines, that was what North Korea did..


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they don't have commissioners in Kogi, they have political thugs, Yeye Bello made it so .. no matter the thug you are, the more votes you deliver and ballot box you snatch, the juicier they position you get



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what nonsense, I will just collect my ring back, I cant come and marry an Abiku that would be fainting any how


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I pity you, let them vex and hack your BVN

Gandollaar:
. Her goons. At sixty, can she still wield such influence?

yes oo, if you have ever seen the clips of her live performance and people in attendance, people she hails in her songs she and Wasiu are people you might want to avoid completely... any party Buruji kashamu and the likes attend, the musician isn't a straight forward person

And to think Chad President and Buhari had ones battled each other as generals in the 70s, now buhari cant even step in a military fatigue any more

phreakabit:
You are 60 sending nudes... And you are still talking about old enough to be his mother?
60 sending nudes really?

its an old pics, and not even nudes in the real sense of it

Gandollaar:
Really?

the bet , or her goons?

Angelfrost:
Shhh... Don't be ignorant please... The virus has been widespread in Lagos and Nigeria since late February to early March...

If people are to drop dead like flies, at least there ought to first be widespread and massive symptoms across the nation, coupled with hospitalizations on an unprecedented scale by now...

The virus doesn't incubate this long... If not all, at least hundreds should be coming down with severe symptoms by now... Where are the numbers??!

after the two weeks we can take your hypothesis serious, for now we know more than 3 have died even if FG is claiming lesser number

Oga Corrona thank you for formatting our leader's brains

No more foreign medical trip, you don't have hospital in your state, you die.... importers of medical equipment would be laughing really hard and cashing out at double the price

Abba Kyari had 3 options in other to survive,:
A: stay in Abuja at aso rock clinic without paracetamol
B: goto Bronu where he comes from and get killed by technically defeated boko haram
C: Rush to Lagos where they already have good hospitals and ventilators since the days of tinubu and fashola


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too late, something they have almost finished looting, they shared 5000 in Abuja to few people, and kept the change

slimfit1:
Lagos is different I'm not an Igbo person I don't care about them I care about my own place.

the point is we must begin to start thinking outside the box, because this thing we are joking about is serious

slimfit1:
Really and you have a buffoon as governor, look zoom is not a big deal get that there are other important things that needs to be done that he is not doing.
How on earth will this put food on people's table.

orisirisi.. a whole sanwo olu is a buffoon, so what is ikpeazu, I hailed sanwo olu for the initiative I never said sanwo olu invented it, unlike other state canceling important meeting

Hypocrit:
you are now proving me right. So you think Seun and his mods are in charge of my life, or nairaland is a haven? Bleep you, Bleep the mods, Bleep seun, Bleep nairaland. Super dunce like you. Do your worst.

funny thing is that I didn't even press the report button because on a normal non corona day, you for collect... now you a crying lol

Esseite:
Ask yourself if you made any sense... why would he make financial contribution to looters?.

His advise makes more sense, Nigerian love to give and assist, but they would not, knowing very well rogues are the major beneficiaries.

If he cant donate to Government, let the talkative use his own method and contact people directly, if billionaires do 100,000 people let him do 1000

and in Reno's silly mind he is smarter than the billionaire that donated his or her own money through the organized government? or what exactly is money under lock down, or what would money do for a corona patient if hospitals lack equipments which only government can provide

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nice one.. you cant blackmail an independent hustler who has being on the street before you were born, she just gave the blackmailer the sucker punch, such a bold gangstar move

I can bet my left wrinkled ball the blackmailer would be caught and killed.. Salawa Abeni is rumoured to roll with top coco dealing cabals and alhaji and this people wont tolerate such insult

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very stupid man... cant you also make financial contribution instead of this your mouth contribution, abi all those Jonathan loot its only for him and his family alone


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they should just lock him up at a corona virus isolation wing morgue so he can leave with the dead body of the corona virus he claims to fear

CoronaVirusRelo:
Why do I have a feeling that am your Biological father.

What's your mother's full name please.

let me write this down in my insult jotter.. it burns

onatisi:
the fact that you even have enough money for a phone and data to be here means you can at least survive or have ppl, if the worst comes to the worst you can sell your phone to feed but there are millions upon millions of Nigerians that they cant even afford a phone, it is until they go out on a daily basis that they are even able to eat one good meal a day, some don't even have up to 2000naira as savings, should those ppl now die of hunger so that you can survive? this is the time for everyone to extend that loving hand of help to all those around us, if many ppl tell you what they are passing through or the type of hunger they have passed through, just after these 3 days, you will shed serious tears for them. ppl are suffering and dying slowing out of hunger

look man, am not heartless to peoples plight and I fully understand the hierarchy of human needs, food/hunger is uncontrollable and involuntary and we as a nation we need to do more collectively..

But if only you can just watch the Wuhan patient cough uncontrollably repeatedly at almost 3 coughs per seconds holding their chest badly like it burns, till they die you would understand my point, corona killed more than boko haram in a slow painfull manner, corona killed 300 in just one night.. so I ask you if Boko haram were on the street of lagos killing people would we still come out to search for food?

DabuIIIT:
Says someone that yaff stockpiled his house with kulikuli.

ori e pe ... with better garri ijebu

Lavisha:
The truth is two week ain't enough, China didn't conquer it in 2 weeks, neither die Europe/ US conquered it in 2 weeks.
Why you FG locked pple up for 2 weeks is misdirected.
You can speak for yourself but not others.

When a man is denied the right to live the life he believes in, he has no choice but to become an outlaw -Nelson Mandela

at first I also saw the 2 weeks as totally unnecessary until I did a little research

*The Virus incubation period after contact is within 14 days
*Most people after 14 days either die or present themselves for treatment or recover fully without treatments
*The Infection is mostly transmitted by close contact or breathing within few feets of the infected person

so if a town has recorded its first case and it goes on full lock down with total compliance, the weaker one would die, the stronger one would survive, and the smarter one would rush to the hospital.. which makes the virus just disappear if their are no new contacts and our air borders remain closed

Lavisha:
It is better to go about looking for food and face death than stay home like a sitting duck waiting for slaughter.

well I respect your decision about food, for me am staying my ass home, 2 weeks without food never killed people pasing desert to Libya and Europe,

Lavisha:
Because you've got comfort right?
So, others should just stay home and die?!
common!

not about comfort but about sacrifice.. what is coming is like winter of game of throne, a major out break in lagos would wipe so many souls that dead body would litter the street..

so the decision is should I sacrifice two weeks hunger strike and have my life intact, or should I go about looking for food and face death


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meccuno:
that's what many guys don't know. They just dangle their dicks and assume they have conquered Rome. Like I wrote on one other page. Porn is make belief and not true. Penetration has a low chance of orgasm for a woman if the above actions are not performed. E.g pre-intimacy. It's not about speed, it's about connection and knowing the spots and what tickles her fancy. But some people think that you have to be Usain bolt to run a Marathon race. Na last you go carry oh

many women have given up on this "hit me harder" guys that want to kill themselves, they just fake everything for him to finish and get off, while they go to the toilet to finish the job properly with their hands and clits