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Angelina Jolie

dont mind giving Chris B a fight for Rihanna too.

Vivca Fox. she's too much.

this is crazy? i've been away from naija since the inception of the strike action. what if the FG do not meet their demands after the 2weeks suspension and the strike resumes again, what will be my fate in naija. someone pls advise me. should i stay back abroad until the strike is completely off or come over to naija since the strike is going to be suspended for 2weeks. one thing is sure, there won't be proper lectures before exams and i dnt wanna miss any.

am a guy and there are so many girls making sexual advances on me, butt am keeping myself for the right one, but not till the wedding eve ooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

WOW ! a lover of music like myself has not yet listened to this particular song everyone is talking about. am going to get it wen am back to naija.
has anyone heer listened to " HEART ON FIRE" by ASA and JEREMIAH? the song is tight and am so loving it. until i hear the newest one from Banky, i can't compare . all i know is that the guy is great musically.
can't wait to listen to it.

PAININASS:
For those of you at the nigerian uni,read this before you jubilate

http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/News/Metro/Politics/5467234-147/story.csp

@ PAININASS, I went through the link.
this is a big nightmare. while didn't this union raise their issue when the ASUU strike was still on so that it can be tackled together. it obvious that they don't have the interest at heart. little wonder, they don't respect the students back on campus.

wait a min! is the strike off?

@ poster. what online job are you doing? hope no be guy man work? anyways, am looking for a legit online job, i have a laptop, so calling off the strike won't affect anything. i would appreciate if u can help me out. my email add is matthgodfrey@yahoo.com
hope to get a response from you soon.

thank God, the words are promising.i can tell that the strike is already off.  ASUU just wanna follow normal procedures in calling off the strike. i cant wait till wednesday, there are so many butterflies flying in my stomach right now. i cant wait to get back to naija, i've been motherland sick.
upon the 24hrs power supply i enjoy in where i am , i still wish the lights go off sometimes

pls guyz, i nid configuration for my OM 4.2 for MTN network. i'll greatly appreciate ur help. my email id is matthgodfrey@yahoo.com or if u r on netlog.com www.netlog.com/matthgodfrey
if u wanna kelp right now tru ym , or prob am online now

i have opera mini versons 2.00 and 4.4, pls i need help on configurations for any of the versions to enabe me browse free. am using an MTN sim. i could be reached with this num 07039410852.

@ topic
the guy is being stupid. talking about being sexy, the only thing to avoid is letting ur girl wear clothes that can reveal her sensitive parts vividly. i like hot sexy girls. if the girl was dressing like an old woman would he had approached her in the club.
girls love freedom. so i'll let em have it but not totally.

hisses .
the greatest wrong ASUU can ever do me is calling off this strike if ALL there demands, i said ,  ALL their demands that have kept us in the house for the past 3months,are not met.

happy bday to you all october celebrants!

Baro:
It's 49 years after our Independence today, but there is absolutely nothing to celeberate. Which way Nigeria?

Anyway, Happy Independence fellow Nairalanders

you've already said there's nufn to celebrate, so why " happy independence fellow nairalanders?"

there's nufn to celebrate or be happy about. or shud we start celebrating retrogression?

did u saw my status on facebook? ------ a female chat mate asking me.


i thinks the girl is beautiful ----------------- a university student

mummy what did u bought for me --------------- my lil niece

that's my girl, congrats Rita!

i dnt think her statement suggest that there's a test that can detect looters. i think what she means is that, ascertaining the mental wellbeing of the aspirants,some of them might have reallly lost control of themselve cosof "TOO MUCH MONEY", which i think is more like being under the INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL, or worse than.
anyways , i dnt think is going to work, some could go as far as buying the test result, if the test is not monitored.

i dnt think her statement suggest that there's a test that can detect looters. i think what she means is that, ascertaining the mental wellbeing of the aspirants,some of them might have reallly lost control of themselve cosof "TOO MUCH MONEY", which i think is more like being under the INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL, or worse than.
anyways , i dnt think is going to work, some could go as far as buying the test result, if the test is not monitored.

another good news today. being the best among the rest is worth the recognition.

@ topic: no comment.
am using a mathematic approach to solve the problems of this country soon, the eqn is very complex.when am done i'll post it on NL for advancement.

thank God for this one, at least nigerians are not being protrayed as bad pipo inthis regard.
is Genny really an Ibo girl? thought she was from benue state?

don't hate on the sun news pipo. afterall, Ibori still enjoy the fundamental human rights, one of which is freedom of speech.

what these girls are doing on campus is really very bad. when u see them in the day, u ll only wish u have the chance to exchange pleasantrie with them, cos they are very beautiful, but at night they are the opposite of what u see at night.degrading themselves, worthless and without self esteem. i know a num of them in my school and this is making me think if there's still one beautiful decent gilr out there, qualify for a wife material,especailly for someone like me who's passionate abt the way i live my life.
i don't think i value girls that much again, no girl can make me go crazy again.

@ poster
pls dnt tell me u didn't laff wen he said that.
what a new and interesting way to whisper.

poster is a virgin, so she wants to know hw it feel for the first time. girls pls help her out.

this happenedin my roomin school when two of my friends came visiting.
one of them fart (we all started laughing), in an attempt to stop the other guy from notifying the rest pipoin the hostel
he said " DOES THEY NOT MESS?"

IF IT's A MESS, WHO's MESSING THE MESS. (MY FRIEND'S LIL BROTHER)

I'LL GIVE YOU ALLTHE WHOLE , COMMON MISTAKES

ARE U HEARING ME, AM NOT HEARING YOU, COMMOM MISATKES

really? when are u going back to work?

yes, u can.
watz the name of the celebrity u have a crush on?

A patient dog eats the fatest bone = only if the bones big and the other dogs no finish am, else hunger go kill am

word of mouth!

hahahahha everybody need someone to talk to.
i have a whole lot of cute girls, ranging from those who have Rihanna's resemblance to those who are like Lilian Batch. some, there beauty is totally out of this world. it seems like fun to me having these beautiful pipo around me, but seriously it's affecting my love life.
my point is that i dnt need more girlfriends but a LOVER.i wanna let some go, so if u nid pretty girls as pen pal, hit me up.

@ kay9
u r a rich guy, u withdrew N10,000 an still having N24.00 left.