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d meanin of him name in yoruba and igbo
idi- yanssh
bia- come

idibia - yanssh come

how will he b faithful

slimmyjimmy:
The tàto when this guy don bleep ehn!

sometimes i wish for another military era but everything has been compromised, one doesnt know what possibility might hold..safe to say we're for a long show of shame featuring the leaders and we the citizens.

philips70:
Really really a sad situation we have here. Don't be surprised even some so called professors with strong ethnic bias are also involved in these jaundiced analysis. When you read through some comments on Facebook about Nigeria politics you will be so ashamed of your own people.
The politicians who should do something about education to lift up this level of ignorance are so cool with the situation because they have the people exactly where they want them to remain.

nigerians can be dull sha..do you guys really think pmb was the one who wrote down all those promises in his manifesto? he contested on a party's platform, a party that had never won the presidential seat before 2015..such party would say anything,do anything to get in power

compare this to a horrny guy on bed with a nakked gal but the gal's refusing to have sexx with him..egbon,as a guy,u'll say anytin to convince the gal just to enter,especially when hormones don skyrocket 'baby, i love you more than my mother'

'baby,i'll never touch you again after this one'

'baby,just to put the tip inside'

'baby,when i get to shoe, i will buy you london'

guys can relate to this,we all know that after downloading the software into the hardware, the guy will forget most of what he said but the lady will remember every single promise made

apc is the guy, we are the lady..all we have to do is remind and nag until we get all promises fulfilled (or most,in reality)

bros,i can't beat my chest about nigerians' intelligence to foreigners anymore since i started visiting nairaland..it's bad enough that one makes an opinion without reading,it's worse that you then express that stupid opinion to the public..

you can't win such peeps,bro

Obrigardo:
For sure, Because Buhari is not the Dam or body of water to propel those machines to generate Power. You guys don't read!

later u'll complain dat God gave u a car that has no steering.. xxxl. wat? is it xxxi or l? u r confusin d spirit

IamOpemipo:
Try XXXI
U b wowed

kendra aye..where's aryana now?
porn without eventual sex truely dulls the brain..

there are lots of stupid decisions u won't mak afta a little self servic..it clears the brain and improves focus.

what else stimulates such? porn..*bows* thank you

IamOpemipo:
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this topic just made me realise my brother has sold my two generators..just went there to check now, the kind cobwebs wey full dere, d generators don move teytey

UncleJudax:
OLX? So who do you want to buy it? Desert dweller?

now that they have made the location of their only translators known, it's only a matter of time before you have send your condolences to their families

unlike the yahoo boys that nursed 'alhaji' for many years before his death(not even courtesy of them), the white powder community eradicates all enemies,existent or potential.. i just pray God watches over the student translator..

no b only nigeria police sabi misyarn sha

dridowu:
The court was told there were only two accredited Igbo translators in Australia and that both of them were living in Adelaide, on students visas, which meant they could only work for 20 hours a week.



lalasticlala

you are practising hypocrisy,ma

there's more harm in making your kids not know such exists in their home land..i dislike africa magic but not for your stated reason

this is just like sex education,it's better you enlighten your kids asbout it and let them know right from wrong than hide the wrong from them.

how do you expect your kids to handle african related situations/ life experiences?

juju is part of africa,like it or not..and you and i are from here.. people invent according to their society and i wonder what society your kids belong to

VANENON:
We have so much inside of us. We do not need all this juju stuff in our lives to achieve great things.. In my house we do not watch African magic and the likes because I don't want my children to even know such exists. What you need is your brain, determination, hard work, positive attitude and prayers. Why should juju be portrayed as the source of his power, is that what we want children to aspire for/to?

Why does negativity increase because we project it as good to the young ones. In this case you want to portray juju as the source of his power.

God bless u, you just solved a riddle of three years for me..3 years ago a bikeman helped me around 8pm when my car ran out fuel (d guage got broken a day before and no spare time to fix). the area i was was the worst place anyone could leave his car and no filling station was near,all bikes i stopped refused to take to the nearest filling station

then came along this man,probably late mid thirties, i explained all to him, the problem were;

i had just 1k left on me, the next atm was very far and might not even see the car where i left it if i dared going.

i had to buy atleast 8 litres of fuel else the car won't even start,8 litres was like 800naira and the bike fare was supposed to be like 500naira to n fro

he agreed to take the N200 and we went to the station to get fuel leaving the emergency light on, we got there and we had to look for keg, he went about looking for keg when the fuel attendants refused to lend us one. there was even a long queue there and we spent like 20mins there,i didnt even expect to find the car there again cuz that area was very notorious.

he got the fuel and gave it to me while i sat behind him on the bike. then i noticed the 10 litres keg was almost full,when we got to the car(suprisingly still there), i asked him why he bought 1k fuel,then he said i needed the 200 naira more than he did. i almost cried, i do try my best to help people when i can but i never thought anyone would do same for me.

we got the fuel into the car and i gave him the keg(he still had to go back to return the keg o). then i gave him my card and pleaded with him to call me so we could see again. he smiled and left.

i got home and thought of the things i could do to appreciate him. i slept and waited for his call the next day.


brethren,till this minute, that man has not called me. whenever i pass through that area,i look at the face of every bikeman i pass by but i've not come across my helper till date.

now i realise he probably did not lose the card, he just did not call

wow

Apitch:
Once had such similar encounter but I was coming back from work and helped a man change his tyres but unfortunately during the process, I left my original follow-come BB charger on the car roof and that's how I lost it, e pain me that day o but the joy of helping eluded the pain! He gave me a card I never called though we were of same profession. I just didn't want to get any reward for my help

jesus fit no com back because of ds ur english ..

mobuch:
The man on seeing all d jazz and juju that has being planted by the wicked Yoruba custom officers may have rans away.
Who want die?

correcrions: episodic, ceremonious trauma
it baffles me up till now or it still baffles me
breathlessly? really?
and therefore must follow suit
can get misled
routinely boring shit_
'advocate relationship counsellors'?, really? pls check d meaning of advocate and determine its relevance in that sentence

i give up here

next time stick to what you know..i get your point though,but expressing yourself in plain english would have helped in the stead of this muddled up write up all because you want to be seen as 'i dont even know,hon patrick?'

you're actually guilty of what you're accusing the op of..i like your view though

Aisha95:
Mystery! Mystery!!
Mystery!!!
Itsy bitsy tipsy. . . The trail following the dramatic ceremonious episodic trauma of a staggering dwarf mutant.
So these guys still haven't repented from spewing unwholesome
hogwash about the female folks on this section, huh?
It still baffles me up till now, how idle youths who are supposed to be preoccupied with their books, sit down religiously and breathlessly, to pile up a very lengthy tedious dog shit_ and post it on a public forum for all to see without careful deep thinking on it; but just for the sake of passing off as intelligent. They see others doing it therefore they must follow suit, without minding that many people can get mislead from reading their routine boring shits_. They will openly come to NL to advocate relationship counsellors when in actual truth they find it difficult to nurture their little relationship.
Firstly, I blame MTN for providing these teengers weekly with "sustainable 10mb of survival for life" that they use to promote falsehood and unattractive childish repulsiveness.
Secondly, the individuals who bought them the devices with which they rally tiredlessly and zealously around like goats on heat perpetuating unmatched vapidness should be sued with immediate alacrity. Hypocrites!
Bunch of praise singing cocksmoking regurgitated asscocks. Fvcking _retards.

sorry,where do you live?

Bigdream1:
Assign one to me .... ..

Meanwhile am also looking for a job. Here is my email address Henryubani4@gmail.com am a graduate of marketing. Thanks in advance

there are some maths problems that are about theorems and proving them,so if the person claims to have found the proof,then the theorem will be used to test the proof..this page may not even contain the theorem,let alone the supposed proof

CallPolice:
How do they know the answer if they couldn't solve it.

so na u n basketmouth attend dat skul,if u mak mistak wen u wan pronounce d skul name,pweeson fit disappear o

Growingboi:
Nigeria is a blessed Nation, full of talents. This reminds me of the one that I solved in my
secondary school days. Umukoro community development high school. Then, I was only rewarded
with 12 tubers of yam by the community head

u'r rite..all dese nairaland guys who insult people here without caution..lessoin learnt

eleko1:
they'll laugh it off thereafter.This is why we shudnt talk rudely to pipu anyhow,u may meet dem elsewhere

why? because he gave this out? i always believe pastors have established their extortions and brain washings based on the 'give one and the lord will give you back in thousands'

how many times have pastors donated bountifully to needy members of the church?

what i believe is to give because you want to give,not because you want something in return, that's not giving,that's investing.. God is not a fool no matter how your pastor twists the bible to siphon your pockets

Spicylate:
He's definitely gonna get a better one soonest

not while i was there..the school lacked in many things and the principal was always complaining there was shortage of funds..didnt know how true that was

greatestman:
They have strong old boys association, they donate a lot to the school.

that might cause a drastic increase in price such that the common man for whom the product was made will not be able to afford it..there's a particular toyota landcruiser jeep whose price is now ridiculous just because it's mostly politicians that purchase it..even elizade followed the trend..

MosakuAW:
I will only use this made in Nigeria car, if only PMB make it his official car.

Am happy that we are heading somewhere, but can we get there?

Let all government officials change their official cars to Innoson saloon car just like the military era, when all official cars were Peugeot. Every citizens where buying Peugeot cars then: 504Gl, 504Sr, 505 evolution, 404Gl e.t.c

yeah very old but with beautiful landscape and structures ..i enjoyed my stay and will voluntarily serve again if given the opportunity..the only but was the principal who was a fulani man and maltreated corpers before i got there..the school has won many milo national basketball competitions

greatestman:
I think the oldest secondary school in Yola and have produced prominent leaders in Nigeria. That means your PPA is in the heart of Yola.

Gmmc yola..

greatestman:
OK my brother where do you served in Yola?

i know some and i know corpers served there too..in an ideal situation,you are right but in the real world,no, you are not right but not necessarily wrong though.

There are some NCE holders that are quite gifted and intelligent but in general comparison, i'm sorry, it's just the truth.. Just like the Govt wants employers to place BSc and Hnd on the same level but we all know the truth about that also

greatestman:
Thank God you served in Yola. Do you know Col. Isa Memorial School, Abti Secondary School, Concordia College, Saint Peter seminary, El Shadai, Airforce Comprehensive Secondary School, Aliyu Mustapha Academy?? And so many that I cannot mentioned if you are a just a B. Sc holder you must have at least PGDE. Teachers are made not born.

i served in yola and most classes were taken off the teachers' hands and given to corpers. most teachers who happened to be NCE holders and most corpers who weren't NCE holders.

ideally, the NCE people should be first choice for teaching and other degrees should be added advantage but welcome to our world,the real world, where pay exchanges for value. so far other qualifications give us better value for our money than the NCE

i am always open to all as i pride myself as an employer who values talent over qualification but at the end of every recruitment, most NCE peeps still don't make it to the top when i do my chart.

greatestman:
Which standard school? I did my teaching practice in one of the standard secondary school in Yola. And I have been to quite a number of standard schools. In fact in some advert from the standard schools they will tell you NCE or Bsc Ed, BA Ed etc is an added advantage. Mr. School administrator are you not aware of all this?

please do your findings from standard schools

greatestman:
Guy I don't want to be exchanging word with you. No sane school administrator will go for HND in place of NCE I mean SANE. OK Mr school administrator will you go for Bsc or Bsc Ed?

Mine you I graduated from University of Technology and I study Electrical Technology Education. I know exactly what I am telling you.

lol,the funniest thing about most of you shouting biafra is you can't even explain your cause,let alone prove it..i know and like the ibo people,very hard working and enterprising people. i also know that most ibo people don't stay 'home' to do business,which makes me wonder when you finally get it,who are the people that will live,stay and do business in the biafra..

biafra should be in your heart,anything that can flourish in your heart can flourish in the outside world,most of you guys only visit home in december so i really wonder what you say you are fighting for.

the reason ojukwu and d rest fought for biafra was based on the situation of things at that time,it was not meant to be a fundamental part of the tribe to always want to separate. you don't like the situation of things and want to move out,fine. how many of you voted for ojukwu when he contested? that really was the time i thought the ibo people would finally have a strong voice in the system but all you could do was 'i dont even know'.

Ojukwu remains one of the men i respect most and i have a full compilation video of the biafra war. That man was a man of courage and valour and he kept to his resort despite the disappointment from awolowo. he drank and smoked at a party with them which he was invited to but he did not smile in the least. he got back home and declared war the next day.

most of you sit in the convinience of your rooms and create hashtags and shiiit and you think that changes anything..you lot are missing balls and your attitude online doesnt show that you guys would survive one another if left alone

the way you mention my father though..

Evaromantik:
am not to woo anybody into believing in Biafra cause Biafrans knows they are.........but what your father sees sitting down,you can't see even if you ascend the peak of the highest Iroko........our fathers faught but lose.its our duty now to bring to actualisation their desire......thats all

Edited
All these errors shouldn't be made by an average person..you're helping some people though, but it's 'burst into laughter' not 'bursted', it can be pretty tempting,i know

hmmm,my father doesnt have to tell me what biafra was, note 'was'..i know all about what happened during the biafra period..now i asked you what this present 'biafra movement' is all about..by answering,you might encourage more people to join your cause

Evaromantik:
Ask your father that he may tell you,cause my father told me about that.........its gonna cost me a lot of time to explain here on Nairaland

we who run school business know we'll rather employ OND than NCE..when i interview some of you guys,i feel like crying for the education system. fundamentally,you people are supposed to be the teachers but in impacting knowlegde,expressing yourselves in front of students, communication skills,spoken english and overall intelligence, you are by far the worst..this is the way we employ ;

M.Sc ,B.Sc & HND- Senior Secondary school
OND & NCE - junior secondary school
NCE & SSCE - Primary and nursery school

only NCE holders that are outstanding teach in the Junior secondary schools
you people should sit tight and correct your standard,your present COE status is not even well deserved not to talk of upgrading to a university. if you knew the meaning of COE, you'ld not be shouting for upgrade. That institution was established to focus on producing teachers and teachers only.

greatestman:
College of Education is by way greater and better than Polytechnic. NCE is by way greater the ND.

excuse me please,what is this biafra movement all about? i really don't understand,can you please explain?

Evaromantik:
Listen to Radio Biafra @ 102.1 if you are in the south east or south south...........Nigerian politicians are regreting the existence of Radio Biafra but behold,Biafra Television was launched yesterday and its gonna bring ZOOgeria to a sticky wicket

errm,there's nothing to expose..you can do technical drawing on her chest and still score an A

NinaArsenal:
Beautiful girl... I like her coz she don't expose her body unlike other female artist. Asa Nwa.

i've been seeing this 'copy and paste' post of yours on almost every fp thread for more than two weeks. meaning over thirty thousand people have seen it, meaning over a thousand people have discussed personally with you about it and asked how much,meaning at least 20 people have helped you one way or the other.

being an extra year student should mean you are mature enough to do anything reasonable to succeed and that includes sourcing for school fees which is less than 50,000 naira

while i was in 200 level in oau, there was an older guy in my class that took a year off and started commercial bike business in school to raise his school fees and feed himself,we classmates and coursemates made sure we paid him more than necessary to help and he finished a year after us.

if u'r loking for bowen's school fees,i'll understand,but OAU,be a man/woman and put your hands to good use. stop ds'local yahoo', what you're doing is called bombing.

has late registration still not started?

juliusjulius:
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I apologize for bothering you with my problems.
I'm an extra year student of oau Ile-Ife, and I'm encountering problem in paying for the extra session.

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am not against the 'biafra' cause, am only against the hate accompanying it,i have not heard of hate messages of the hausa people though.

there are ways you can separate from nigeria without making so much fuss..it's infact legal and there are ways to go about it so far the region is in unison. no one's stopping anyone,so i keep wondering what the whole 'let us go' is all about

xtrorse:
Friend, you started off well but didn't end quite well.
No matter how the message of RB and its proponent may sound bitter to you, it can't measure up with the hate messages Hausa-Fulani-Kanuri people have been reeling out from their mosques and radio channel for many decades. Pray, tell me, is it a crime to seek for self-determination?