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Almost every public institution is on strike, including the president.

We are now left at the mercy of "president" Garba Shehu and vice president Malami. While Ambassador Osinbajo is running errands as usual.

I wonder why they seem not to want to ever promote Osinbajo from his role as an "errand boy".
Heard he was in Ebonyi state some few days back, while there, he stopped by the Afikpo market to check the status of his 10k loan. Damn, guy is a workaholic!

purples25:
Thanks, this is good.

I have two with me, 15 and 11, all boys.

Easy way to handle them? Master the art of speaking really really few words. I mean, very minimal. Speak to them only if it is extremely necessary, else, don't speak to them at all. Yet, keep doing your part as the older sibling.
Buy them what can afford just leave it for them in their various corners or however, drop the gifts when they are out for school. Let them come to you ALWAYS, not the other way round.

NEVER send them on errands again, I can't over stress this part. Get up and do your work. If you're the "chef" of the house, do all your cooking alone, don't worry, it won't last long, but have it in mind that you may do this more than 5 months, depending on how well you do this. Cook, dish for them, don't bother ask them to go get their meals. Just eat yours. Never drag the remote with them. This part is tough, especially, if you have "Zeeworld" or the rest to follow. You can follow the episodes on YouTube if you can afford it. If they know how important the programme is to you, yet you don't bother them anymore, the magic would begin.

You say they like games. Don't lock your laptop just yet, it would cause them to resent you.
I would recommend that you learn how to play PS games. Don't let them teach, NEVER let know you are learning to play. This is your family, you must develop yourself in a way that helps you develop them too. Learn the game if you like, this just to add flavour to your dominance when the time comes.

On a given weekend, while there are playing, tell them that you would love to play the best among them. Say this with calm and mature demeanor. Handle the pad and flog the hell out of one. Play just one game and drop the pad. Walk out like a boss. Teenage boys hate to be dominated by older female siblings. Dominate them with your mind without breaking a sweat.

Do things that are obviously their chores in their presence. Never grumble nor utter a word. At first, they would laugh and make jest, but as time passes by, they would begin to grow consciences and begin to feel guilty. The day any of them tell you "I am sorry for not doing this sister or whatever they call you" then the battle is halfway won.

The key point here is that, let them ALWAYS come to you, never go to them, NEVER.

And pray for them too. You will be fine. Don't let these boys ruin your happiness.

favor914:
Wasn’t he the Code Of Conduct Chair under Uncle Jonathan that tried to mess with Jagaban & his Lagos Posse in 2012 and got rubbished?

My comment is obviously beyond your comprehension.
"For him to be CCT Chairman under Buhari; means he is untouchable, else he would have been removed like Onnogen and all others who presided over one court or the other before GMB forcefully removed them".
Is that simple enough?

Nothing new here.
For the man to be CCT Chairman in GMB's government means he is "untouchable" just like the rest.

Classic case of the government fighting its perceived enemies with insecticides while spraying its allies with deodorants!

Naija I hail o.

XYZo:
It should quadruple if he actually does . How logical is this ?

The goal that was ruled out becomes even costly to and impacts on his tally negatively.

It becomes an opportunity seen but never achieved and the armband would mark that missed opportunity.

The friendship and connection between the African players in Leicester City is priceless.
A quick visit to Wilfred Ndidi's Snapchat or Twitter feeds will give you the heads up.

In this video clip, Iheanacho and Amatey are seen joking around while Ndidi films them.

Senior Man Kelz.

Watch video below:

Seniorman kelz😂 pic.twitter.com/ney9ItxgkU

— Ndidi Wilfred (@Ndidi25) April 2, 2021

The Westerners just know how to place value in things that somewhat seem "useless".

Like someone rightly pointed out here, the value of that armband would quadruple if Ronaldo fails to equal or break his national team's goal record. Money in everything he does!
Pure class!
Real GOAT!

Malawian:
Bring your sister to come and cure me.

Okay!
Address please!

Jagaban880:
E

Bad guy.

Magnoliaa:
[color=magenta]I am E by the special and mighty name of da' lawd. I speak it into existence and the universe is aligning to bring me the body *I have* already.[/color]

You're praying for E, sure you can bear the challenges that come with the shape?

BaddieFreak:
The comments here are hilarious

From what I see, judging from the photo in your profile, you na confam B, with fresh tighs.

Jeon:
this is the normal view of body shape [front view not the side view you gave Nlanders ]

"Romancelander" understand perfectly the view that was given and that is evident in the reactions so far. The thread is to poke fun and not some body examination or modelling or pageantry. Fun is the keyword.
But thank you for your input.

She's very beautiful and already "ready"

Mrscarter:
I dont really know.
Im shortish and thick

Wow!

Mrscarter:
Probably between a b and c.
But am short

Which shape best describes you?

lakesidepapa:
That C is the real deal for me.

Great choice

JovialJune:
C, I get small bwess

Would've been perfect if you attached a photo!

Zeeknow3245:
B abeg. I need ass I can grab well with little or no space. Besides B got nice titties that are succulent. I don't need titties that will be slapping me abeg. The one I chop wey I small do me.
My problem is all of them are tall and me No like tall girls

That "slappy" sound increases libido during sex. When you hear kprap, kprap, kprap, your hair go stand and blood go rush down your GT.
Speaking from experience. But like someone rightly mentioned above; "there's a lid for every pot".

nappy760:
I used to have an A and D ... I miss both. I would settle for a C.

Great choice!

Muna4real:
What I know is that a man cannot have breast and smooth body, with a ponytail.

You're being sarcastic, aren't you?

Picture of your breast, smooth body and "ponytail" or...

Drsnives:
For instance imagine yourself rolling a wheel barrow, the two handle represents the legs , while the tyre rep the gal hands with her ars.e facing up

E clear and e choke!

Muna4real:
A

Somebody asked if A was a man! Hope you can answer that question.

CheedyJ:
Not in all cases but most times sha , reason why it’s good to get accustomed to all shapes to avoid stories that touch ...

Chilled Origin for you

officialmario:
I dnt like big size but i prefer the A shape, it will be very easy to handle, na shit dey for the big bum bum, if she mess untop your penis then u are in trouble.
i stand with A.

Your choice is highly debatable

Duplexxx:
Next time make their shape looks transparent

Na porn you dey find!

padi94:
Funny enough After marriage and childbirth, A go turn to E

Not in all cases though.

Malawian:
My spec is A.

Someone just asked if A is a male! Hope you're not gay?

CheedyJ:
I currently have an E but I’d like to downgrade to a C.. I no wan die before my time abeg

Hahahahahaha
Downgrade!!! First time I'd hear a man wants to deliberately downgrade.

Drsnives:
But you go pay me.
She go back you,then you lift her both legs with your hands while she go place both hands for ground. Hope you grab

But if she back you, it is virtually impossible to lift her legs. Or maybe I don't understand.

Drsnives:
If I use tramadol and action bitters handle that E, with wheel barrow style if I handle that waist

Wheel Barrow? Which one is wheel Barrow style please, enlighten the "none enlightened"

Lalasticlala you can do something for more people to Express their views. It wouldn't kill to have fun, would it?

SarakiBukola:
Rotation for ketchup days and/or shakara days...

Monogamy makes one too emotionally dependent.

A lot of girls would disagree on this.