₦airaland Forum

zboyd:
This was a FYI post.

It was in response to a poster mentioning that the UK allowed human-animal marriage but was now barring Pastor Oyedepo from entering the country. I think his/her response was on Page 2 of this thread. I'm assuming the poster thought that the UK legally actually allowed such a marriage, which they don't.

Okay I get u..sorry for the misunderstanding

diablos:
Another dark skinned mumu from sh-itgayna aka tissue paper republic...keep shaking ur head till dat empty coconut head falls off ur shoulders ur mates are selling puff puff and alomo bitters to make ends meet and ur mumu self is here shaking ur head

D POVERTY dat will befall ur linage is still doing press up...by the way, i heard petrodullard was arrested for stealing human placenta in kumasi no wonder d defiled son of a blind witch has been missing from my e-flogging . ur type needs to be burnt or buried alive cos u have nothing to offer to humanity as a whole and to the universe in general other than polluting the environment wit feces and diseases.

May d accursed gods of gayna strike u with photosynthetic epilepsy and knee cap disease if u quote ur master. bas,tard

Look here bastard child. I am the wrongest person you will ever quote. Who the 4k is this broke wankaster, an e- under achiever trying to flex muscles. That's how far you can go in life .. So you have failed in all spheres and this is your last resort A tout under bridge is even better than you. You are an e- tout and your aspirations will not pass being a virtual hooligan. The moment the free Kilobyte your service provider gave you finishes . You go off with it.. U feeling like one boi wey sabi yap.. The last time I saw your type was in junior secondary school.. So you know that you are so immature and retarded. and way in the past. You are living dead already cos by now time has left u behind.. U just need a pat at the back to send u to the grave. It won't be with my hands cos u dying a filthy broke a.s.s mofo with an unmarked Grave.. The abestor on the ceiling of that scanty house untop drainage you in that has been marked For demolition is what would be Used to cover your stinking corpse.. They need to take you deeper into the forest..past the slain ebola patients.. Lest your sadistic life affects them in the after life... My mates are in high places..running things round the world and in your country.. Schooled in the best schools in your 4king country, in one of the nicest neighborhoods that your pensioner frustrated and rejected father can't afford..he is going to the grave with u but he will see u go down first cos right from birth you have been a waste.. Why didn't u just die abiku Instead u chose to frustrate the broke ass man with your stupidity.. Now he is gonna watch u die first.. Your Destiny is for your remains to be used at luth for studies on the generation of saw dust brained nigerians.. But you sef ! Let's reason a bit. What can you contribute to nigeria?.. You can't even waste resources sef cos you can't afford the basic things on life.. U lucky air is free..else U would have been flapping like a fish on dry land.. I pop in your country.. Bleep your bitches. The Type that u cut out of the magazine that you stole in the process of crediting 20 naira puff puff and self-service all night long. I move with movers and shakers in your country that make you question god say why your destiny just get k-leg like this

Boy you are finished..adding a curse on you will be an insult on injury cos you are curse it self.. The demons in the leigon man won't have space in you cos you filled up all ready. With demons that they can't associate with.. You know what you need to do now?!

Disappear!

oilykid:
Northern Nigeria-chad and Niger

Eastern Nigeria- Cameroon and Ghana

Western Nigeria-Togo n Benin republic

Eastern Nigeria- Cameroon and Ghana
Interesting!!!

zboyd:
Re: Claim that UK allows people to marry animals

"Human–animal marriage is not recognized in law by any country, although attempts by humans to marry animals have been recorded."

More here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human%E2%80%93animal_marriage

How will this news stop them from not letting oyedepo in.??.

Rubbish smh

Okay I will share some of my photoshop works

MduZA:
a Nigerian will scream on top of his voice denying that Johannesburg is in south Africa...let a genuine Nigerian share a nairaland link wherein Nigerians are discussing about HIV-AIds in Benue state

Very good

whatagwan:
Is there a better software for designing magazines apart fom corel draw?

Responses would be highly appreciated.

Adobe indesign is what u need

obasy09:
Pls, do u have any training material (eBook video etc )that one can use in training oneself? I mean advanced one.

I have but they are very large files..videos and psds running int gb.. But you can check out this sites .. I started with them and still. Visit for inspiration

www.abduzeedo.com
www.vandelaydesign.com
www.design.tutsplus.com
www.photoshoptutorials.ws

AwodwaGyanOniwe:
Hope City will be 270m high higher than Carlton Centre. While Symbio City will 470m high SA is right by delaying this project and waiting for GIANTS wannabes to start

Ghana. Has a New proposed Building that Will be taller than Symbio. will love to see these projects come to reality.. The real estate market in africa is coming of age

delors:
You are missing a lot if you are a graphics guy and you don't like or use corel draw. That software performs incredible gimmicks. Try it

No u should try photoshop.,illustrator. Indesign first..and u will hate corel draw.. I went to a standard graphic design Company and I saw. They were all using corel draw.. By the time I showed my photoshop artwork.. I. Was like a god to them

Nice work op.. I don't know how to use coreldraw but I feel. Adobe illustrator is much better

persius555:
Lingua wise, our best anglophoe friends should be kenya, we share a lot and can learn a lot from them. ICT sector is booming just like ours, banking sector too. Entertainment wise, kenyans love our movies, speaking of religion, they also have fanatics/extremists like we do. One area we differ is the tourism sector and fight against corruption and wastage. Our best francophoe friends should be ivory coast, the people share a lot of similarities with southern nigeria. Its a pity both countries are thosands of miles away form us, we would have made good friends.

The two you mentioned don't fit in

For the anglophone-ghana
For the francophone-cameroon on benin rep

Hello there! Pls I will like to know if there is anyone on here that has visited Laserdem Clinics in lagos. How was the experience, result and charge for services...

dueal:
Silly logic. Did the scriptures record dat Christ used d toilet, or dat He played and laughed? Wine given to d man at the table in canaan was said to b d best served at d occasion. D pharisees called Christ a glutton and drunkard(will fruit wine do dat). Paul wrote do not b filled with wine wherein is excess(will fruit.wine bring about excess)....? please read d book in ur hand and stop teaching like d blind who go to some school and claim they know d word of God.

Typical Pharisee leaven.

When you are done with the brainwashed sect. Come and chop knuckle

My hands are up for u automatically

MduZA:
south Africa is not killing Nigerians,please stop that fallacy...

I keep saying it that a lot of them Don't know a think. But. Just Come up with rubbish claims.. Everybody hates us.. Everybody wants. To kill us.. Everybody wants to deport us..why only you

fyneboi79:
no no no! Pls make it 4 vessels of thick unadultrated kelebe. cos I want 2 vessels for d op and the remaining 2 for the others decieving themselves along with him. Don't worry about d expenses..we have a budget for such

Well keep ur money cos I am philanthropic when it comes to kelebelizing these goons.
4 it is!

fyneboi79:
Don't mind the Op.I tested his faith by calling him a lunatic and he posted back calling me a lunatic.And I wonder what happened to d law of returning evil with good?Turning d other cheek?Loving the enemy? Lo and behold he did not learn that part of christianity

Lol u see am!!!
People that already have self contain in hell

Are showing people the right way.. Is it possible?


On a serious note something has to be done with the religious nonsense coming up in the country if nigerians were not a religious bunch..will boko haram. Find converts.. This rubbish has to stop.

fyneboi79:
Pls make that kelebe double portion,thick and hard to remove with soap ,with acidity on my account

You wish is my command bro.

I am coming with a. Vessel full of kelebe! Its enough for them and their generation.

pweetixandy:
put it on for me jor! People have twisted. Scriptures ehn!

Correct! See fine girl that God made.. It looks good on u.. Don't flaunt it in front of them ooo..cos they don't know the worth.

If they make it to heaven they deserve to leave in concert houses there.

So Go to where people will respect you

But b4 u go,

Turn back and take a look at them

Then take a look at the country and africa

Do u now understand why we are not developed?

Mbediogu:
Most of the items on your list are of non biblical origin. I would say Pork, and pork products including vaccines, human blood and blood products such as immunoglobulins (yes, I am a doctor), stolen items, abortifacients, items for killing such as guns, bombs, swords etc, all such things that will bring God to ridicle such as cartons, films, etc.

The people of vietnam ,china, thailand are know to live long and stay healthy.. Go and check their diets.. I Was watching bizarre foods on discovery channel..and I saw restaurants sell roaches, scorpion, brains of. Animals.. Snake, Puffer fish,tree. Grubs.. And all sort of “unclean” things you cant think of. Yet those foods are rich in Protein compared to our one way bread and ewa agoyin .. They don't need to rely on imports cos they know God has provided. Unlike the hypocrites we have here. smh

fabulousdame:
Is this the point where u tell me..i'm not going to heaven?

Don't mind this hyprocrties abeg..satan is least disturbed about them

pweetixandy:
even king solomon,the richest man who lived had all the finest things,gold,silver,name it. And who blessed him with them? GOD did! U need to stop this nonsense

Correct girl!!

Turn! Let me put this 18ct cuban link chain on your neck. With a 4k you hand sign diamond encrusted pendant, in memory of all this hypocrites on here.

*Singing*

*gold all in my chain*
*gold all in my ring*
*gold all in my watch*
*dont believe just watch*

Hehehehe!!!

You see!!! a lot of so called born against will receive the greatest april fool of their life when they are told that they are not welcome in heaven

Look at the great men in the bible

One thing is constant amongst them

They were not f.o.o.l.I.s.h and daft
That's to make you know heaven will not be an escape destination for people that can't use their brains...

All manner Fuckery will not be tolerated.

Be fruitful and Multiply. Simple rule!!

yet some Of you have chosen to be barren in all spheres of life by starving yourself of. Knowledge, and feeling your brains with all forms of. Junk. and u call it wisdom

I spit and blow thick kelebe on this modern day born again breeds springing up!

Tweeeaaa!!

maniie:
bros Jesus turn water to wine bt it was never an alcoholic wine read these bible verse pro20:1, luke 1:15:7:33 etc

You follow test am to know say no be don. Simon ni?

Scholes007:
2014 – Nigeria’s Oil Workers Shut Down
Gas Supply To Ghana, Ghana’s Central Bank
Governor Laments
The gas supply to Ghana from Nigeria has been
switched off by Nigeria’s oil workers few hours
after they embark on a nationwide strike.
The gas is supplied through Nigeria via WAPCO
(West African Gas Pipeline) to Ghana, Togo and
Benin Republic.
As we speak, the gas that supplied electricity to
these countries has been switched off.
Henry Kofi Wampah, the Governor of GCB,
Ghana’s Central Bank lamented in a news
conference today describing the action as bad
news that could damage Ghana’s economy if
prolonged.
The supply of gas to Ghana was halted last year
which resulted in energy deficit and economic
instability.
A senior official at WAPCO confirmed the
shutdown of the pipeline this afternoon.

1. Why do you recycle old and stale News. To score cheap points.

2. Your news is totally Distorted

3. Not. Everyone is as dumb as u are to
Take This News

4. The gas was also Shut to nigerians too

Stop posting bs. You only end up painting. Nigeria negatively

LORDI:
Christian shouldn't eat pigs snail cow goat or any other dirty animals.

I will award this post the most stupid post on nairaland 2014

Come on stage and Pick your reward

Mtcheeew!!!

Look how religion has destroyed You

Christians should not sell ignorance and. Brainwash

They should not even give it out for free

asudan:
wheather deeper or no deeper life it's not good. take or leave it. more to come soon.

Thats why westerners collected our resources with ease. Give your oil too. Its evil too

okeke00:
so if such person should own a church, what do you think will be his target?

Ahh..hmm..god knows am not a party to them

Hmm.am also going through the same thing. I have been know to be a gentle guy of good conduct. but ever since I braided my hair I have turned into a bad guy over night.. The young ones and the ladies love it. I even receive compliments from random people.. But the parents and the holy holy people .. Hmmm.. I remember going to the market and one of my mum customers saw me. She asked if am an artiste and I said no. Then she came closer and told me as a child of God the bible says that boys should barb low cut.. I was like After 5 days I took the braids off cos of the pressure.. But I though of it.. Am not suppose to give a 4k. Afterall you are not feeding me.. If u can accept me for who I am then that ur biz.. The african crowd mentality is bad

qhiwegh:
The BBC's days are numbered. God will surely pay them back for the insults to this Holy Man of God.

Lol.. U try them and u and any person that puts hand will wreck.. And gold will gladly fold his hands cos u are not thinking