₦airaland Forum

Infomizer:
This is epic! Some perspective!!!

Here's a fun fact OP, while wanking, do you know your future is in your hand?

DancingSkeleton:
Hmmm











*** throws away d vaseline cup ***

BuddhaPalm:
Oh Shhiiit!!

I had a faint idea of how massive this was, never knew it was this ginormous. Thanks for the scale bro.

@ The last pic,

Of course, the Intelligence responsible for even a billionth of this awesome manifestation cannot possibly be petty.

overhypedsteve:
since he is a man of God, I guess he is speaking his mind. Let me focus on Wale112 whose dumbness have being the subject of much discussion on here. First of all Wale, I am very happy that Malls are being built in Ghana. It is good news. How else will I be able to come over there on the guise of shopping to take advantage of the judicious big bootied service of the female citizens in your country. My man, expect me in Ghana soon. Erm wale do u ve a sister? Don't be scared na wale, I just want to know so that I can prepare her gift before coming. Just send me her number let me ask if she like eating sussage roll.cus i ve a very big long sussage roll waiting for her here in Nigeria. Lol, merry Xmas @ wale112 and all the other Ghanian riffraffs on here.

clemzo101:
dats why I don't like being known in d church, I just attend services dats all, after church I carry my bible and go to my house, nor be wen pastor sabi ur name him go use u do example for alrter?

clemzo101:
D whole church felt bad, u cld see d look on d faces of people, because sister faith is a very loving simple sister, a teacher in the children class, a hardworking sister

Prodeegee:
It is appointed for man once to die...


Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not.

Noone has seen heaven! Period

safarigirl:
Lol...because what they see isn't really visions of Heaven or Hell, but illusions. Anyone who sees heaven or hell does not return to earth.

Please, nobody should quote me with their 'true story' accounts or their 'I know somebody who knows somebody who knows a pastor that saw it' account

Segirl18:
I've also seen pastors who does that.... And to b frank wit, i feel bad hearing them talk like that. But sometimes, i dont seem to blame them much cos it doesnt seem like they r nt real men of God, but its the kind of personality they possess that makes some of them talk like that.. If someone is too lousy,loquacious or too plain, sumtimes it tends to reflect on d words they say.

Or imagine telling a pastor like that sumtin that bothers u, the whole church will hear it d next day....
Such is life.

clemzo101:
He called sister faith specifically and even said where is she? Pointed and told her to go and marry, did u read d post at all?

asalimpo:
mADAM, stop talkg RUBBISH!
Your post was nansense from beginning to end,thts y i emboldened all!

ireneony:
why

sinequanon:
Most atheists belong to the following category..

8.) The refugee
Takes refuge in "atheism". Too terrified to think freely and independently. Terrified by concepts like judgement and hell fire. Seeks comfort in camaraderie of other refugee "atheists". Accepts any idea that shelters him from his terror of god and hell fire. In front of theists, bares teeth and barks like a dog to hide fear. Needs frequent therapy sessions questioning religious texts, and needs validation from theists in the form of "winning" arguments. Uses humour, anti-religious cartoons and rhetorical questions to try to drown out underlying terror and confusion.

Most atheists on Nairaland fall into this category.

ireneony:
Just because of 10k she was carried away why wouldn't men look us cheap.
No matter the circumstances is very bad to date a married man, thank God I have never dated a married man in my life.
This girl get mind o, after having sex with a lot of partners, you turn born again to deceive the brothers in the church.

Coldfeet:
Seat taken.


A tissue paper should not complain of being used and dumped!!!! That's what tissue papers are made for! A.k.a Toilet paper. I'm glad you've realised there's more to life than partying and having 'mad' fun! You've learnt your lessons albeit the hard way but you came out alive!!! So many others didn't and so much more who are still in it won't! If it hadn't happened that's way you may still be in it! That experience was your turning point! (I had mine too) No runs girl will read your story and deviate from that life, they too will have to have their own experience before their eyes are opened to the ills of "RUNS" the lucky ones like you and I will live to tell the story... The unlucky ones like Cynthia won't!! And sadly their stories would have been the bestsellers only if we could have them tell it themselves. May God Almighty have mercy on us all including the married men who allowed us into their lives!

ExRunsGirL.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
I'm waiting with a big pot of hot oil. Come with sunnews reporters or sahara reporters cos we r about to appear on the front page
Let me mix the hot oil with fresh poo.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
quote author=iamord post=29247339] ehen!I will tell KAI for u ;Dtell nah

V0lv0:
True. Ghanaians are generally a peaceful and loving nation. Neways how are you? I miss Ghana. Did you go home for Christmas?

V0lv0:
This is true. I guess a lot of new Generation Ghanaians are oblivious to Ghana must go. We were never taught or informed much about this issue. Firsr time i learnt about it was actually on Nairaland. However what I kinda find a bit disturbing is how someone can name a bag Ghana must go and till today is still be referred too as such. But hey different strokes for different folks

V0lv0:
lol yet they say they hate Ghana and Ghanaians

JiggamanGh:
Why would hear Nigeria must go. Both Ghana and Nigeria have learned their lessons from the past.

starlingleanets:
I give up on ur mentality bro.

Skimpledawg:
My mum once advised dah I shuld'nt contribute my opinion in things dah does'nt concern me and my family unless ofcos tis gonna add some cash to d growing family

ektbear:
I think I brought up a similar question with my parents when I was around 8 years old.

Basically, I was concerned about the fate of my ancestors: if Christianity is a prerequisite for reaching heaven, then there is no way my pagan ancestors could have possibly made heaven. Which to me at the time seemed unjust and unfair, since they had no exposure to the religion.

So either:
1) God is unjust, and sent almost all West Africans, Southern Africans, Indians, Chinese, and Native Americans to hell before about 1500 AD or so.
2) or God judges people who've never been exposed to his Word by a different standard than those he uses for people who have been exposed. In other words, our pagan ancestors still could have made heaven despite not being Christians.

I'm inclined to believe #2.

Though of course both options above assume that you believe in the existence of the Abrahamic God, which not everyone does.

Skimpledawg:
Just here to read comments! Dz 1 strong pass me

ROSSIKE:
Through research and study. Do you know that as earth humans we only see around 1% of what is around us? We can only see that tiny bit of matter which reflects llght. But 99% of matter in the universe does not reflect light, so we can't (ordinarily) see it. [b]There are many realms of existence.[\b]

correctguy0900:
d most important tin is dat, u v gotten d message