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husbandsnatcha:
............So hilarious ..
Make it 250k Honey . I love ur challenge. I may slide into ur dm right now,
Now am so H0rny i will postpone any M...........n till dem ,prepare ur will honey!
Iamplato no hard feelings business calls

dont Try To Hard To Make Me Jealous, you End Up Making Me Laugh

husbandsnatcha:
............Looooool thats how all of una boast only to wake up after sex to hear a demon giving you an orientation in northern wing of abyss ...Forget about Me has a h0rny girl ride you b4 ?,she will definitely want to be ontop ..


Food Go siddon

Damn you... Dont Talk About Me Or My Sex Life Which You know Clearly Nothing About.

XhosaNostra:
People do sleepwalk. I 1st experienced it with a paternal cousin. He's the one & only sleepwalker I know. He used to open the door at night to go out. It was strange.

is He Possessed

My Elder Concubine Has Spoken!

Listen Sweet, the Lady Said He Doesnt Eat, that Settles it.


For A Man To Handle Women Like You husbandsnatcha, he Must Be Really Healthy And Eats Enough Protein That Will Strengthen His Dick And Hormones...


you Know I Am Capable

Ubunja must Hear This

XhosaNostra, Biglittlelois, Funmisticqueen, husbandsnatcha, analqueenluci, amatarasha. Come See What A Sister Did To God

I Was At A Vigil yesterday where A fine Lady left Church To Go Fvck a Prick...

I Was Sitting Outside after Playing Drums For Two Of My Guys Who Were Guest Ministers... Was Just De Relaxin My Head On The Wall When This Dude Came Around The Church Roamin like A Lion then Called Her Number And She Came Out to Meet Him, she Was Dancing Outside As Somebody Was Singing and From Her Dancing She Will Be Good at Riding A Prick.


She Was Dancing Some Distance From Me; I Wanted To Call Her Close But I Wanted To watch What They Were Going To Do.

Ladies And Gents, it Was 2:30am, she Noticed I Had Eyes On Her Waist And She Continued dancing But Not Long He Said Something To Her she Went In And Carried her Back Then Came Out and Followed Him while They Held Hands.


She Even Had The Guts to Continually Say Amen To A Prayer As She Walked away, when The Went Far I Noticed The Guy Put His hand On Her Waist... I Then Knew Somebody Was Getting Fvcked tonight.


A Girl Can Choose Prick Over Our Heavenly Father

XhosaNostra:
Sleep walking. It's the scariest thing when experienced for the 1st time. The person is like a zombie with no expression on their face.

Is That For Real? I Find It Weird Or Impossible For One To Walk while Sleeping

XhosaNostra:
Lol, let me sleep on that.

Sweet Heart Stop Doing This Shit To My Nigerian nigga... If You Want Him Say It Or If Your Pride is Too Big To Swallow, send Him A Mail or reply His Mail.


Give This Guy A Chance, I Dont Want To Hear He Committed Suicide. If You Want To Make Him Side Chick, just Do It so That His Sense Will Return To Normal.


Although I Fear More Things...

Even If Its I Love You, tell Him So HE Wont Suffocate

May She Be Sacked In Jesus Name. Amen!

You Can Not Work In My Company And You Go on Being A Housemate In BBnaija

You Be Fool

Women Have Sent More Men Into Depression...


The Last Thing I Will Have A Woman Do To me Is Put Me Into Depression because I Am Extremely Cautious about How I Handle Women Or Give Out Attention. I Am Presently At A Vigil with A Couple Of Female Friends...


Some Of Them Seriously Like Me but I Still Act Less Concern; one Of Them Made A Guy Buy Her Things To eat Which Brought To Me So We Can Eat it Together; I Am Not Her Boyfriend


I Had Two Of Them Buy Me Something To Eat by Just Telling Them I Want To Eat This Or that. They Just Walked Into The Church And Brought Money...


Depression Affects Not Just The Victims But The Close Ones, I Remember A Friend Who Committed Suicide Because Of A Girl, for Days I Kept Seeing Him In Dreams



90% Of Nairaland Guys Are Grateful To Ubunja and Harddon, who Have Both Done Well In Emancipating them From Mental Slavery.


The Truth Is Many Guys Will Still Remain Loyal To Women and Till The End Of Days ladies Will Continue To Hunger And Taste For Attention & men will giv

Only Few Of Us Know The Joy Of Sucking Breasts

Single And Searching For Money

My Pastor's Daughter is 16 and Is Seriously Wanting me but I Fear Her Father, so He Doesnt Curse My Destiny

Ubunja. You Right... I Remember Some Years Back When I Met This Girl, she Can Reveal Things and Was Leading Me On, it Was My Friend Who Even Said She Will Be easy To Get Because Of How She Dressed but Hell No. I No See That Pussy; the Day My Sexual Excitement Got Too High and I Made Moves At Her she Embarrassed Me seriously. It Hurt me More To Remember that I Had Invested In Her Foolishly and She Never For One Day Said She Liked Me... I Felt Foolish.


After A While I Understood That She Was Doing That to My Friends And Others Just To Get Things From them...



We Still Chat Sometimes But Now She Sees Me Differently now and The Fucking can Now Work but We Are Too Far Away to See other, she Is In Europe

For The First Time I Understand That Konji is A Bastard

donbachi:
If u approach 10 strange women for sex without any entittlements..only one may agree to follow u...i mean may...but let a woman do same to 10 strange men...only one fit say no...men are more open when it comes to sex than women.

Just Say The Right Thing

XhosaNostra:
That's too big, we're more orgasmic with something much smaller

Super Rich People Will always Address Themselves As "Just Comfortable" so As Not To Draw Attention



Girl That Like Mandingo dick Will Always Deny It In Public because They Have A Big One At Home

ubunja:
Well Vibrators, no matter how many, won't pay bills.

Minus one Leach.

Someone's son somewhere just dodged a bullet.

You De Mind This Idiot... This Fool Probably Disvirgined Herself With Cucumber. So Obviously Doesnt Know That Dick And Vibrator are Not On The Same Level Of Excitement.


Have You Seen Girls Fight Over A Vibrator? No Way, because E Full Market


But They Fight Over One Dick, even Though There Are Many Dicks


All She Needs Is One Dick, I Would Have Willingly offered Mine But I Fear Her Pussy must Have Suffered Intense Cucumber Damages, which Is The Reason She Stuck With A Vibrator For Clit

Biglittlelois:
Your question should be directed to your fellow male who claim to be what they are not in reality.

I Noticed That You Support Any Thread That Has Anything to Do With Shaming Men and I Am Sure You Can Not Say Any Of such To Your Boyfriend

Biglittlelois:
You can't start by getting off this thread, women bringing each other down, that is if you are female.

Why Do You Ladies Keep Supporting Some Funny Notions even Though We Know Its Not Really How You Live your Life On The Reality?

Henryjr:
That's not the kind of recommendations I seek.

Except You Want Sit Down And Full Yourself All Day. Save Your Friend Now... Only Your Prick Can Set Him Free

Ubunja has Done Good For There Niggas...


If Ladies Were Smart, they Would See He Has Done Good For Them Too. Its A Win Win

Watch Porn Bro.

Go To Xvideos and Check Out Girls Like Brittney White, Vanessa Blue, Joslyn James, Amy Anderssen, Dominican lipz, desire5k, blackraw, Kendra Sundaland, they Were Born To Make Men Forget Their Wives.


Thank Me Later

Why Are You Wicked?


Why Not Use Your High Libido To Save His Relationship?


Do Not Sit Down And Watch Another Guy Fvck your Friend's Girlfriend, you Ought To Do It For Him


What Are Friends For Bro

Why You No Go Weak? When You Cool Down Waste One Full Vaseline On Top One Prick.

I Would Slap You If I See You. Why Did You Cover The Breast or Are You Mad

Charleys:
They stole their writing from redpill on Reddit.

Just Google redpill.

and After they Google It, what Should They Do

I Tried Reading This Like Eight Times but Reach Time I Try I Just Lose Interest, I Dont Know Why

OtemAtum:
This personality you described up here is definitely not God Almighty but one of its numerous creations. God Almighty is the Creator of Jehovah and currently this Jehovah is in a spiritual cage with his numerous godmates.

You can read the book of MCC 1: 14 to see how God Almighty created Jehovah your god and other gods you humans have ever worshipped on earth.

MCC 1: 14
14 . Now the names of some of these beings (created by God Almighty) are Knoliud, Miklas, Urim, Chimides, Chaleb, Eartum who is also called Atum, Largas, who is also called Allah, ..., Yahweh(Jehovah), Wanyioyi,... Abassi, Nzame, Nyame;

Since You Worship Atum, why Not Allow Us Worship Jehovah in Peace...



By The Way Give Me The Link To That thread You Created About Atum or Whatever

God Knows! The Last Thing I Want To See Right Now Is the Private Part Of Girl A Girl With Skin like Roasted Plantain