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funmisticqueen:
i have 3 dogs at home who give me attention by running to the front gate and barking once i enter my street. they show me love also. they protect me from robbers 24/7. then know when i feel down and their presence gives. me emotional support. apart from sex, i receive the remaining three from my family members. i can get sex from dildos also with all the benefits i dont with a man. so again i have to ask what exactly can you offer in a relationship.

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funmisticqueen:
then answer the question then what is it exactly that you offer

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Love!

Attention! (Ladies Will Kill For This)


I Got These To Offer!

funmisticqueen:
i have a question that has been bugging me and it is frequently asked to ladies and never asked to you. WHAT DO GUYs HAVE TO OFFER IN A RELATIONSHIP THAT IS OF VALUE TO THE OTHER PARTY?

Your answers will be highly appreciated. arguments are welcome. insults are not.

Cc
highqueen
missraine69
saff
iamD18
iamPlato
lefulefu
resurgent4oodua

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If A Man Had Nothing To Offer women Wont Fight Over Them. This Is A Very Unreasonable Question.



You Know Men Offer alot To You Ladies Far More Than You Can Offer us

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Your Ex Will Use Her Hand To Kill Herself

pocohantas:
Don't let any guy deceive you. They are the same thing, they only have similarities

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Must You Lie To Her....


Miss Intelligent Does That Statement Make Sense To You?

greatman55:
STFU,who says i am the one,i already have a man in my life.
I am only posting this on behalf of her,you dunce.

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Boxer007 this Guy Is In Love With You

funmisticqueen:
this is a poor attempt at a joke.

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Do I Look Funny To You

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Me Too I Need

SweetBuns:
I bid you a good evening

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You Too Good Evening

SweetBuns:
then leave it like that.don't quote me again

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SweetBuns:
i've seen many male monikers here accuse females monikers of being fake.and I will take it as other females do.I will ignore you.
Iamplato, leave me alone and don't quote me again.

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funmisticqueen:
please the only way to date those hairy boobed igbo babes is with a fat pocket and fatter account to pay her brideprice.

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Olodo24:
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SweetBuns:
I'm sorry but no.

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Ladyhippolyta88:
Zeus forbid

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God Why?

Now Wey I No See Anything Chop, look At What Is Poppin up

Simplep:
Hmmmmmm

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courna:
you have mad walahi


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But Love Making, the Fore Play Is Like 15mins, you Kiss Her All Over Except Her Anus then You Suck Breast For Like 2days...sorry... 2mins then You Kiss Her Lips Softly with Your Hands on Her Clitoris, hold It With Two Fingers And Rub It Slowly as You Kiss Her, suck Her Tongue And She Will Do Same... Kiss Her Neck Down To Her Breast, suck Small Again Then Kiss Her Belly then Use Your Teeth To Pull Her Pant Slowly, after Taking Off The Pant spread Her Legs, and Eat Her Cunt like A Man, she Beg To Be bleeped, at This Point Tell Her To Suck Your Dick And she Will Do It Fast fast... After She Suck For Like 5mins, enter Her Slowly with Doggy, feel Free To remove Prick And Bite Her Big Ynash And Use Your Thumb To Rub Her Pussy and Cunt, you Can Play A Slow Gospel Song As You Fire slowly so As To Remind You That You Are Going To Hell. In That Way You Wont Cum Fast. To Be Continued

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I Know Its You Op!
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Try Yoruba girls, they Will Say Yes without Thinking

Boxer007:
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You Go Soon Die. Jesus Loves You

fucc12:
Oh please stfu and crawl back into whatever hole you came out from.

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I Cant Imagine The Horrible Smell Oozing from That Pit...
The Smell Of Dead Fish Mixed With Onion And Dead Flesh

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Look At How Ugly She Is.


Look At That Terrible Smile



She Has Nothing To Lose Here...


Ugly People Have Nothing To Lose Because They Have Been Reject By The Gods Themselves.

SweetBuns:
Metchewwww

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You This Boy, so This Is How You Go About Foolin Your Age

[quote author=Ladyhippolyta88 post=72937098][/quote]...
See Fight!

. . Hahahahaha. Whats The Problem With The Both Of You...

Ladyhippolyta88:
Wetin I wan talk?
I nor get Wetin I wan contribute to the topic

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Do You Think That Lady Used That Money Wisely...

Ladyhippolyta88:
why the mention?

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Your Contribution

highqueen:
On this one.

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Oh That One? I Know Her. Who Get Her Time Sef

highqueen:
Lol, as long as I didn't break my bfs heart, I'm okay.

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Queen!

Open Eyes when Breaking o, make You No Go Mistakenly Break Your Boyfriend Own too