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One of those religious beetches that believes in no pre-marital sex. I had to call it off when I realised I won't be getting laid anytime soon.

You again?!

-Mr Cork-:
which boo

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Op, what would you do if you were the one? I think you're anyway.

You just ruined the poor girl's life because of your promiscuity. I think the best thing to do is to drink that poison just as you suggested.

This is exactly what happened to me lately, I'm also dating one of the three girls I met. We've a lot of things in common Op but I think the most significant one is we're both LYING. #TeamNoSmellos

Bursted! I used to think she's related to the popular Oniru family. #TeamNoSmellos

See people posting ordinary "." just to be on frontpage. On to the topic, he sent a prison warder to get kerosene for him, kerosene to do what exactly? Badoo Omo Mushin

Wow! I'm about to witness the third solar eclipse in my lifetime.

I really like this, it's the best thread on frontpage today. Talking about the firewalls, there are some situations these things won't just work out, to bring it to use I must think of my commitment to God, family and so on. The last time I was sleeping next to an unclad girl, to say the truth, I couldn't think straight and as a popular philosopher once said "An erect c.ock has no conscience."

"If a man is too anxious during sex he will erupt on time, but if he can control his excitement, he can take longer minutes." I pray this tip works out well for me tonight.

Stop deceiving yourself! You like him and you're scared you might give in anytime soon. As it's evident in your post, you praise him then talk bad of him then praise him...and on. Even if you pity no one, how about your poor sister cos by now you would've been beefing her for getting the love you long for. How can girls be so dirty, people like you are the reason men have no respect for womanhood. If you can't take all his intimate advances anymore, kindly leave the house you're an adult for crying out loud. BTW, your moniker should be very greedy not unlucky

The police does not really have to deny this, it's crystal clear and no photoshop. He should be dismissed from the police force asap.

APC & PDP are only out there for their own selfish gains and not to help the poor masses like they claim to. APC's manifesto is to loot as much as they can from the capital projects they execute while that of PDP is just to loot and nothing else than that.

@Op You should've just said celeb pictures at Sarah Ofili's birthday party cos I can't find my picture here and I was at the party. #Nojokes

Talk about getting your morning sex right in the office from your sexy secretary. I salute Mrs. Maina, that's how any responsible housewife would've reacted.

I thought I was the only that noticed it. See her fingers also, I spot no engagement ring.

I'm a big fan of 190, I admire you a lot and I'll never want to see you...hold on, do you really mean suicide? Please do!

She looks this, she looks that, upload your own photo let us see how hideous you look...Beetches

I can almost bet with my life that all this brouhaha won't even last a month and she won't get sacked while the downtrodden Nigerians just move on with their daily lives.

GEJ please call these people that call themselves ASUU back to order, they really mean no good for the education sector, they only want their share of the 'oyel' money. Then we hear the same misappropiation abi na maladministration stories

Now that you got the attention you crave, what next

May be you're really not that good facially or physically and she wants to know what the other girl sees in you. Perhaps, to talk some sense into her thick skull.

If I were your man, seeing that beautiful smile of yours would be enough as a birthday gift for me. #Yourespecial

Not at all o. If I dare raise my handsome son the same way I was raised, he too will become a father at 19.