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Crime / How A Nairalander Scammed Me by IamXpress(m): 11:31pm On Oct 12, 2018
In my recent post i complained of how i was in need of money in school .

Well. A nairalander finally decided to buy my Facebook account for 8k. We talked on phone and WhatsApp and the guy was so convincing . He assured in instant payment but to my surprise , he changed the facebook email address to drstone100@gmail.com and even changed my phone number and password .

He even went as far as blocking my phone number and WhatsApp from reaching him. That wasn't nice of him... I told him of my needs. How i needed the money to buy two textbooks in school ...

Please if you can reach him, tell him to stick to our contract or return my Facebook account..

His email is : drstone100@gmail.com
His phone number is :07053161260 ...... 08078019159

Admin please use this medium to create awareness on issues like this.
Education / Re: Delta State University (DELSU), Abraka Thread by IamXpress(m): 5:01pm On Sep 11, 2018
Join active Delsu WhatsApp Group...
Drop number on https://www.nairaland.com/4709246/delsu-2018-admission-update-whatsapp
Romance / Re: ‘My Clients Don’t Come Back To Me After Sex’; Prostitute Who Attacked Rival by IamXpress(m): 2:25pm On Sep 11, 2018
Women??
Education / Delsu 2018 Admission Update Whatsapp Group by IamXpress(m): 5:19pm On Sep 01, 2018
Official delsu site http://www.delsu.edu.ng http://www.delsuonline.com mail site administrator via administrator@delsuonline.com Drop your number to join our WhatsApp group
Jokes Etc / Re: How Americans And Nigerians React On Forums by IamXpress(m): 12:26pm On Aug 21, 2018
Lalasticlala Seun
Jokes Etc / How Americans And Nigerians React On Forums by IamXpress(m): 12:25pm On Aug 21, 2018
AMERICANS; OMG one dude just parked his car in the middle of the road, stripped himself naked and ran mad.

REPLIES:

•Alicia: Oh… He must have been battling with depression for a while and no attention was paid to it.

•Bryan: Whats the location someone needs to call the
paramedics?

•Khloe: He’s gonna be fine, my team and I went after him
and took him to rehab, I think he OD.

•James: That’s cool Khloe you guys did great .
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NIGERIANS:[Nairaland]
There’s nothing someone will not see in this country, one
guy just parked his car in the middle of the road and ran
mad…

REPLIES:
•Airforce1: Chaii Village people at work, they don nack am.

•DeleClask: All igbo(weed) smokers come and see your colleague.

•Dura2019: Ritualist, he must be an Igbo man, God don catch am today.

•Sarrki: Dura2019 thunder fire that your generation! Igbos do ritual pass Yoruba?

•Chinedu: Dura2019 you are an idiot!

•NwaBiafra: Everything is possible in the zoo, Nigeria is a
zoo!

•MissBeautyIsSlayBae: Not my business, I need iphone8 thisnew year, please can someone help me?

•NwaAmaikpe: Vote Apc 2019, they are doing endocrine in mesopha esophaca compasionatia.

•IlikeP*ssy: Get ur PVC ready, Buhari to Dura2019
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Follow my fb page@ DanielNaija

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Health / Me And My Cancer Girlfriend. by IamXpress(m): 9:34am On Aug 12, 2018
How time flies. It feels like yesterday when we first met.... Arubaye Sandra.[ Her final words in her last letter]

When i first saw her, i wanted to be a friend by all means. She was effortlessly beautiful and had the electrifying looks every guy would want. But, i possibly couldn't do a thing. A regular guy like me had no say where Samuel and Efe[the two department hotties] trend.

I had no hope she would give attention but she did when i asked her for her number. She smiled and called my name gently... I was stunned, how did she know my name ?. She gave me her number and even asked for mine. That day was the happiest day of that year...

When i called her that evening, she asked why i've chosen to be her friend. I told her something funny then she laughed it over and asked me if i have a girlfriend. I couldn't give a direct answer, so she told me she would want me to be her boyfriend. When i heard it, i nearly torn my shirt. I was shocked such word would come from a beautiful well made girl like Sandra... I laughed it off too and then she said tomorrow then....

I didn't get to see her in school the next day. I called her line and she told me she was feeling sick. That friday evening, she called me and plead with me to take her out to a night club in town[Abraka]. It was a memorable outing for me.

The few other weeks were damned memorable. We walked to several places. Places i couldn't afford, so she took the bill. She would peck me when she wanted to and well, just a beautiful life i had...

One evening as i was about leaving her hostel, she held my hands and asked me to stay. Her eyes were filled with fear, i couldn't possibly leave. So, i stayed and that was the night we had our first sex. I had a first sex experience with her, a beautiful 200level virgin. The next day, she woke me up to eat spaghetti-fries she made for me. What a day !....

Over a week, i didn't hear from her again. I called her line but didn't connect. I went to her hostel but the door was locked. The Neigbor told me her parents came and packed her stuffs out. I contacted her friends but they told me nothing useful.. I tried reaching her via fb but no reply was coming. After about a month, i started crying and wishing i didn't leave her the last time we talked...

A call came one day. An anonymous call. I picked the call and then a strong wave moved through my spine. Her voice soft and cold... She said " Daniel, how are you faring..." She told me she loves me but i have to move on and forget her....

When she hung the call, i thought she had found a new boyfriend so i was devastated. Barely a week later, i saw an "RIP" post on her fb wall, She died. Her friend called me to pour out the news that sandra died of cancer. She had written a note underlining her beautiful moments with me. When i saw the note, i cried aloud." Oh sandra, please take me with you...."

That happened few years ago. Up till now, sandra lives in my memory...

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Crime / Re: . by IamXpress(m): 5:28pm On Aug 10, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Stunning Photos Of 6 Sisters Who Are Orphans Are Currently Trending On Internet by IamXpress(m): 3:47pm On Aug 10, 2018
Mtchwwww, i have banged two of them already.
Crime / Re: . by IamXpress(m): 2:01pm On Aug 06, 2018
Jay5mie:
So na woman be your problem for this life





Nonsense and Buhari
So Buhari is ur problem. Gerarahere
Crime / Re: . by IamXpress(m): 1:59pm On Aug 06, 2018
Born2Breed:
Join them and die.
Ok, i will join them, Bleep ur pussy after dropping you off and call it quit
Crime / . by IamXpress(m): 12:42pm On Aug 06, 2018
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Education / . by IamXpress(m): 10:03pm On Aug 04, 2018
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Romance / Re: The Lady I Bleep Is Madly In Love With Me by IamXpress(m): 1:47pm On Jul 17, 2018
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Crime / Video Coverage Of Bokoharam And Some Nigeria Soldiers Butchering People by IamXpress(m): 9:14am On Jul 17, 2018
A very intriguing video indeed.

Boko-Haram men butchering people like cow. The awkward part is that some soldiers were there with the killers. The video was taken through a mobile phone and a Nigeria military van was spotted on the scene.

When i watched the video, i wept for them. Their body parts were being removed while they were tied hand and mouth. They died slowly from the butchering. Words can not explain what i watched.

My sister sent the video from the phone of a muslim friend..

I can't post the video here but am willing to share privately if it will help to bring the faces spotted into justice.

#DatUrhoboSon
Phones / Re: Htc Butterfly Parts Needed by IamXpress(m): 6:17pm On Jul 12, 2018
obedibaba:
Which of the butterfly? Is it butterfly 1, butterfly s, butterfly 2 or butterfly 3?
I have 1 old butterfly 1.
Butterfly 1. Am interested
Phones / Re: Htc Butterfly Parts Needed by IamXpress(m): 5:51pm On Jul 12, 2018
greenhulk:
Why do u want that old phone?
I need data inside. Sell to me if u av any
Phones / Re: Htc Butterfly Parts Needed by IamXpress(m): 5:40pm On Jul 12, 2018
okeyglm:
I can help you. contact me
I need the power panel only.. How much ?
Phones / Htc Butterfly Parts Needed by IamXpress(m): 7:35am On Jul 09, 2018
Hello, i need htc butterfly and am ready to pay any amount for it.
Please help. I need a contact from my old phone.
Thanks.
Crime / . by IamXpress(m): 11:20am On Jul 06, 2018
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Religion / Re: How A Prostitute Rejected Me by IamXpress(m): 7:18am On Jul 05, 2018
nabiz:
bros. i had my own life experience. Mine was that i disobey my spirit to join a cult group in school. I am not very good in story telling but to cut the story short, i drop out of school, i left home to abuja, i suffered, people hate me, i live inside the bush without home. i stay in abuja for four year without hearing from my family, they thought i was dead. i was like a prodigal son in the bible. i regretted coming to this world. l thought of killing myself. i cry to God day and night and but it seems he abandoned me. every night i wet my bible with tear. i smoke. i drink. it wasn't funny my brother but at the end i won. as i am talking to u now i am married with a happy a happy home. i am an average citizen.
My advice please and please keep on having​ in God. ur time will come. i have a gain a lot of life experience and wisdom. Never loose hope in God. he lives, He knows what u are going through one day u will tell ur story. how i wish u ar close to me would have love to be ur friend.


U can mail me. Pabloishuman@gmail.com
Religion / Re: How A Prostitute Rejected Me by IamXpress(m): 7:17am On Jul 05, 2018
wamiikechukwu:


Apologies but... The story looks somehow.... I am not very good with condolences.
Noted.
Politics / Re: Why Are The Following Countries Jealous Of Nigeria? by IamXpress(m): 12:39pm On Jul 01, 2018
Timewilltell2:





Stop lying , there is nothing better in those countries than naija , have you been there ? No . So listen to someone who's been there. Do you think we would employ semi naked leapoard skin wearing people in our airports to embarrass us ? No but go SA airport and you find them and the whole place is dirty with flies. Naija pass them trust me. When white people left in numbers that country went to the dogs. I won't even talk of dirty village Kenya. SA are very jealous of our success with Kenyans and ghananians.
Ok, we don hear. Don't forget to wake up early tomorrow for school.

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Religion / Re: How A Prostitute Rejected Me by IamXpress(m): 12:13pm On Jul 01, 2018
wamiikechukwu:
Your lie.... I mean story will make a good script in a Nigerian movie


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I wish it was.. Anyway, that just my life experience bro.
Religion / Re: How A Prostitute Rejected Me by IamXpress(m): 12:12pm On Jul 01, 2018
tobechi74:
y did she reject you
I could/can barely tell.
Religion / Re: How A Prostitute Rejected Me by IamXpress(m): 12:10pm On Jul 01, 2018
Alejoc:
More info needed about your experience over the years....maybe you need to be closer to God and wear your pants like you should!
I dropped out of school in year 3 due to financial epilepsy.

Over the Years

About a year later, i became a drug addict. It almost ruined my life. I tried well to let go of the drug but i couldn't at first. I was depressed. My family never liked me from kid, it was a miracle i found myself in school then.

When i dropped out of school, all my friends deserted me. I started working in an hotel as a cleaner. One day, i suffered epileptic seizure and went blanc. It was a big shame when i also had the seizure in a market place and nearly died.
Well, i stopped working in the hotel barely one month after that.... I sat myself down and started crying and blaming everything but myself. I developed Personality-Disorder afterwards and even attempted several suicides cowardly. Life taught me a great blow[ though, still teaching me]. All these while, av not been religious. One night , i just felt down so bad that i bowed and prayed. I prayed one prayer, "Lord take this thorn from my flesh, i don't want to be like this again”. Well, miraculously i stopped the drug in less than a week. In as much as i love to doubt my change out of the prayer, i just can't, it was a miracle and i am certain it was a divine work.

Ever since then, have been working hard to save money to go back to school. It been difficult my friend, very difficult. Have had dreams, but they turned out to be just dreams... With no money, no love, no friend, no family, it been so hard. .. Sometimes i just walked out by ten o'clock in the night and looked around everywhere seeing no one but myself the same life have been living all day..

It been hard but am faring by Divine grace..

Thanks for asking.
Religion / How A Prostitute Rejected Me by IamXpress(m): 10:57am On Jul 01, 2018
First, i want to breathe in and out before writing this... Ok, now am ready.

Sometime ago when i was in school [Delsu, Abraka], i was sex starved and so in haste to experiment sex. I was in my first year in school then and friends always thought i was a lucky guy for being me, i mean having female friends, sleeping in girl's hostel and so on and forth. But deep inside, i was yearning for sex. I was still a virgin then and a lot of female friends have tried having sex with me but couldn't, something like spiritual was always playing barrier to this( 100% Certain). Almost all the runs girls in my department became my friends and would invite me to their hostel and even after touching me and pulling me over, i would just act unexplained. . The case was so mysterious then.

One evening i decided to fuel my urge by visiting a brothel. When i got there, i met a lady that was so nice on sight. She ushered me into her room and told me to pay 500Naira for a quickie. I brought out 1000naira and gave it to her, then she gave me condom and pulled off her skirt for me to penetrate. Just as i was about drilling in, my hand touched her leg and she withdrew immediately. She sat on the bed begging me to take my money and go. I asked her why, she didn't say much except.." I can't tell you under this roof, you are not supposed to be here. Please take your money and go." The plea was intensed. I even offered her more money but she declined. She was so terrified, i could sense much fear from her words, trembling and plea. She gave me her number and said i should call her the next day so she could meet me elsewhere to talk. I said ok, took my money and left.

That night, i cried bitterly and asked God why He was always busting me about[Mistake i made]. To cut the long story short, i didn't call her again.

When i finally had sex months later, i felt like i lost something precious. I loved the girl i had sex with, a nice, beautiful and interesting Linguistist. We had our relationship for long before we departed.

About two years later, i passed through the brothel street at the side of college road campus 2, only to see the brothel's ruin.

My life has been a mystery. People don't seem to understand me. Some mysteries are just bumping up. Well, God knows best still.

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