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Layolaw: God's wonder

Nature's wonder.

[quote author=Okija_juju]And so what?!






SOme of you will be too busy in church signing and clapping that you will miss it.

The smart Pastors will find a way to spin it into money. [size=30pt]#ECLIPSE CRUSADE 2013[/size][/quote]ROTFL

*mastering English text book comes to mind*

Ajibam: youths of today are finding it hard to avert it...it is a great weapon of Satan

Sir, the youths of today also find it very hard to do away with LIES, GOSSIP, STEALING et al., which are also great weapons of Satan.

So you've not answered her (royalsweetness) question.

yuzedo: How does one effectively scrub his tongue with a chewing stick then? I'm ready to dump over-priced toothpastes and brushes if there is a viable method for tongue cleaning with the chewing stick. I spend over 30mins every morning cleaning my tongue, i no wan hear say handsome boy like me get bad breath by mistake.

Taaaaaaaaty minutes!!? Ahhhh!!! e.g; from 6:30 to 7:00 My tongue go peel na..

...but he and his officials can perform magic with our money.

SMH

mrvocalprowess: Guys,I did dat 3days 250mb plan,I looded 100naira n was given d 10mb,but after d 10mb finised I cudnt access d internet anymore,wats wrong??d code I used was BBUD3 to 440!abeg ooo,I dnt want dis MB 2 waste like dat Guys,I did dat 3days 250mb plan,I looded 100naira n was given d 10mb,but after d 10mb finised I cudnt access d internet anymore,wats wrong??d code I used was BBUD3 to 440!abeg ooo,I dnt want dis MB 2 waste like dat

After subscribing, did you remove and replace your battery?

Huh? OP, like seriously?
There was no need for any introduction. You don't have any business with the first lady.

You dey ask mumu questions sef...

Danhumprey: Me self. Mr.Cork always make my day. I wished he is being paid for his jokes. Sometimes,his use of the 'anger' emoticon,make his thread interesting.


By the way,is he a Nigerian? Or does he have any link with Nigeria?

LOL
Exactly! That anger emoticon

Cork is Nigerian for sure.

Joavid: From the comments I just read,I must say this is serious and am suprised.(I didn't grow up there though),but No one should judge an entire tribe because of the actions of one person.
I have never met women who are more loving,caring,industrious, kindhearted than those from my tribe(that I have met).
When it comes to family values aand good upbringing,it doesn't just get better than that.

E.g,you have a loving family were the father is an christain and mother a muslim and they raise well behaved kids who later have the freedom to choose their religion,can this happen anywere else in Nigeria?

A jealous lover can come from any tribe and can go to any length to carry out her revenge.

You're absolutely correct!

[s]I represent American University of Nigeria[/s]

*faints after reading step 4*
















I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE MR. CORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #no homo
at least, I laughed ...bad day turned good!

Is everything a joke?
Why was this thread moved to this place

pDude: Yes Ikechukwu.


Wetin happen naw

Nothing oh!

[quote author=ndu_chucks]The federal government must step in and halt any capital punishment in this case. Nonesense.[/quote]Halt what?! They've been warned already. NO DRUG TRAFFICKING!!! If you decide not to heed to warnings then you face the penalty.

Ikechukwu??!

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Danhumprey: Him no fit na. Him be my paddy.

This guy!
You want to hide under the cover of "friendship". Bro, the friendship will die if you try to snatch his e-woman.

Danhumprey: Popowaa and Nomski0

Abu Mikey go injure you oh

Danhumprey: Lol........but na true you talk sha. I would only do it with my sweetheart.

Who's your sweetheart? popoowa?

dridowu: Ds topic remind of Zlatan Ibrahimovic quote about Messi and Ronaldo
" As for Cristiano Ronaldo , he is a privileged spectator, who only watches how Messi receives all his awards. He doesn't to be in the top three, there are at least ten people bettet than him "
" Cristiano Ronaldo is a lucky guy, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards "

Ibrahimovic is one miserable player. He'll keep on talking till he retires. He'll never smell that "first row" not to even talk of the award. SMH!

denony: u are just a dumb dude. The same way messi accompanied him, before people started campaigning for messi. who has won unmerited accolades.

Ignore the e-diot. At least, when FIFA releases a list of players who have won the Ballon D'or, C. Ronaldo's name will be included. As for Ibrahimovic, he'll never win it. He should keep rambling.

Coach of the Year - Jupp Heynckes

Player of the Year - Cristiano Ronaldo Frank Ribery


If FIFA repeats the nonsense they did in 2010 again, I will never take them serious again.

bolagabriella: Still finding it out to make my choice,should I go with isco (I like his dark hair $ bears) or pato (cute) or beckham (love the guy packs) or damon (vampire diaries (love his attitude)) or sasha belov (make it or break it-luv his personality in the movie) or neal caffery (white collar movie-the guy looks great in suit)
Hmmmm,someone pls help me na

Or go with ARISTIDE BANCE!

Danhumprey: Sorry sweetie,Popowaa. I'm just curious. I watched a show recently,and in that show,they said gals/ladies who drink beer alot,have larger b.reasts. How true? Please,advise.

Danhumprey needs to get laid.

Nomski0: All time classic.; Cassava flakes and floating peanuts.

LOL. .A layman wouldn't understand oh. See as you con give garri n groundnut swags.

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