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Education / Re: Professor Oloyede Remits N5Billion JAMB Fund To FG As Nigerians Hail Him by ibe9ja: 11:35am On Jul 24, 2017
samuel900:
Why HAILING him? The money extorting from the poor Nigeria, JAMB FORM he promised to be sold 2,500 now N6,300 including Registration fees, to change COURSE u have to pay N2,500 to Regularize JAMB Registration (Stupidity) you pay N10,000, to print JAMB Result 1,000, to print Admission Letter, N1,000. everything is money. Why. Common WAEC form is N14,500, NECO, NABTEB ETC.

Which kind useless country be dis self... everything na money.
Properties / Re: Land Encroachment- Please Help by ibe9ja: 11:32am On Jul 24, 2017
I know this is civil case, but not sure how to go about it. Maybe u should talk to a Lawyer.

But if na me sha I for break dat stupid fence and let anything wey wan happen, happen.
Celebrities / Re: Ex-bbn Housemate, Cocoice Stuns In Bridal Inspired Photo Shoot by ibe9ja: 1:58pm On Jun 30, 2017
Jeus:
She will make a beautiful bride.

Photoshop bride.

Photoshop + makeup = one chance
Car Talk / Re: With This Toyota Camatte Petta, Little Kids Can Now Learn To Drive by ibe9ja: 1:55pm On Jun 30, 2017
Nonesense
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by ibe9ja: 1:50pm On Jun 30, 2017
jideflash:
Another beautiful day for fbnh and ucap. Ucap Is golden..

safepaulooo:
You sound like a broker preparing the ground for offloading. I like your marketing anyway..... grin grin

Thunderlicious:
It is called "Monkey Hunting" in the highest level of an odoriferous saga cum gargantuan gaga grin

DeRuggedProf:
In a cumbastic and lugubriously jijoistic bugaboo... grin
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by ibe9ja: 7:16pm On Jun 26, 2017
pluto09:

Dont let those kobo kobo eps confuse you o.
2017 q1 eps is 0.88k and not 88k.

yom2:
still d same thing it is close to 1naira ; 0.88, 0.95. 0.99 and 1naira. Mind u fbn is just 0.44k and its trading for 6naira

emmanuelewumi:

0.88k is the same as N0.0088.

Mpeace:
With all due respect sir, they are not the same. The former is 100x the latter. I do not stand to be corrected cos am absolutely sure.

emmanuelewumi:

0.88k is less than 1k.
Note that N0.88k is different from 0.88k.
N0.88k is the same as 88k, while 0.88k is almost 90% of 1k.

emmanuelewumi:

Note the Naira sign in N0.0088k is absent from the 0.88k.
The same way why N0.90k is the same as 90k, is the reason why N0.0088k is the same as 0.88k.

The wrong placement, or removal of the currency unit is contradicting the whole thing. Conventionally Eighty-eight Kobo is written as 88k or N0.88.

0.88k is not the same as N0.88 (Eighty-eight Kobo) although commonly used in NSEMPA. 0.88k is 0.12 kobo less than 1 kobo while N0.88 is 12 kobo less than N1.00.

0.88k is the same as N0.0088. @emmanuelewumi was right in this instance. However, neither 0.88k nor N0.0088 is equal to Eighty-eight Kobo (which is N0.88 or 88k).

While N0.88k is argueably correct (to mean 88 kobo), conventionally the 'kobo' symbol is left out so it can be written as N0.88.

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by ibe9ja: 8:19pm On Jun 25, 2017
robobo:
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Hello Chief.

kindly share your reason why u stated that it wnt last

wld appr8

The market is looking bearish in the long term. But the market has a mind of its own, so I may be wrong.
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by ibe9ja: 3:25pm On Jun 23, 2017
DOLLARTEX:
Activity on the nse this week looks like a gambit to me.foriegn investors flood the market with mad offers,push the price down and then buy 2times what they have before.i wont be surprised if the bulls resurfaced again by next week when they are buying again!just my thought.

The bulls may resurface next week but they won't last.

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Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of Osinbajo With Tunde Fowler by ibe9ja: 1:48pm On Jun 22, 2017
Osinbajo na guy man right from time. Why the third guy come resemble GEJ from side na?

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Celebrities / Re: Destiny Etiko Glows After Flawless Face-Lift For Movie Shoot(Photos) by ibe9ja: 1:47pm On Jun 22, 2017
Na wa for makeups. Person go come look like ojuju calabar.

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by ibe9ja: 10:48am On Aug 05, 2016
godlyguy:
This TOTAL of a thing... Don't be too hasty to enter yet... If you entered below @ #180, it's safe to sell today because this ride won't last... If you are thinking on joining today, please think again!
For those entering now @ UCAP, I'm laughing because I know its worth is not more than #1.50
THE BIG SMART GUY
godlyguy:
The white guy @MRS OIL has been taught by the runz guys on how to push a stock to a new high through bogus promises... He promised bonus shares next year, I'm pitying their stock and those heavily going to load it, anyway why am I even talking about them... The only stock in the oil sector I know how to cash in is OANDO, it's my goldmine any day!!!
THE BIG SMART GUY
godlyguy:
When I talk about stocks, I don't give any reference to any site because whatever you read from any site on the internet isn't a first hand information as so many have acted on it before it got to you... I share insider's information in most cases so you get it before it goes online, I don't recommend stocks so do your DD before making any investment decision!
THE BIG SMART GUY

Ok
Crime / Re: 'Pastor' In Imo Who Robs With False Prophesy Arrested by ibe9ja: 9:40pm On Jul 31, 2016
IPOB AGAIN? Why una name dey always show for anything EVIL?

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Food / Re: Chicken And Chips (and How To Prepare Them) by ibe9ja: 9:36pm On Jul 31, 2016
Galacious1:
Y dont u make urs? Dat's d essence of dis thread

I never fit follow simple instruction on how to make eba, na chiken and chips jamb comprehension passage instruction I go fit follow?

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Business / Re: Tuoyo Omatsuli And Oludewa Welcome Triplets by ibe9ja: 9:23pm On Jul 31, 2016
Upon all the money wey dem splash, the wedding still take place for this earth. I think say na for moon dem go do am. Yeye dey smell

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Food / Re: Chicken And Chips (and How To Prepare Them) by ibe9ja: 9:18pm On Jul 31, 2016
I need to visit KFC tomorrow
Health / Re: What Happened During My First Menstruation, My Experience – BY Beauty Igweh by ibe9ja: 9:10pm On Jul 31, 2016
Lalasticala which one be this kind blood matter for FP naaaa? Una for kuku add pictures join.

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Family / Re: I Can’t Stay Away From My Husband’s Brother by ibe9ja: 9:09pm On Jul 31, 2016
Werin com be our own for inside na?
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by ibe9ja: 8:28pm On Jul 31, 2016
godlyguy:
The bulls for Skye Bank in the weeks ahead won't have break ooo as CBN has stylishly taken over the bank and has it recapitalized with N101 billion... When coded GOVERNMENT officials own a large interest in you, the result is what SKYE will become... Don't rush into Skye oooo as the smart ones are now fully loaded, the remaining units up for grabs is for the runz guys in the market... I will quietly leave Skye when its ripe time and upgrade to something far better... I don't love any stock, I invest to multiply my streams of INCOME... I'm observing and gathering info on my next move @AUGUST...Please, don't follow my path as I don't recommend picks for people, I'm a really big smart guy who knows the game too well... END of QUOTE
THE BIG SMART GUY

Bros abeg SHUUUUUUUT UP.

I'm a really big smart guy who knows the game too well... END of QUOTE

U are looking for PM from gullible investors so that u can scam them abi. Yeye dey smell.

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by ibe9ja: 11:45am On Jul 23, 2016
fxuser:
IMO on UCAP
- is a fav
- Long over due pull back
- SP making higher highs , forming 3 tops while MACD was forming lower highs signifying divergence & possible pull back loading
- RSI also forming lower highs supporting shift in short term momentum #short term bearish signal
- MACD 2 (adjusted to very short term) also confirming divergence and warnings on a momentum shift, see slope tending down
- Short term remains bearish however MACD below signal line tending towards d zero line
- SP testing 50 dma supporting short term bearish channel (Long term however still bullish , 50dma stays above 200dma)
- pull back is not over yet

Mercy after death. Ucap has been on free fall for the past 6 (consecutive) trading days.

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Celebrities / Re: Asa Performs With Angelique Kidjo At Montreux Jazz Festival 2016 (Pics) by ibe9ja: 9:50pm On Jul 20, 2016
Nice looking Africans
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes-Benz Unveils Its Self-Driving Future Bus (Photos And Video) by ibe9ja: 9:29pm On Jul 20, 2016
Just one little malfunction na under third mainland bridge be your next bus stop.

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by ibe9ja: 9:23pm On Jul 20, 2016
richie9093:
thanks, bruh.

in layman's terms, basically, it means that the stocks are that low because people are dumping/selling their stocks?

wow. People fear what they don't know.
In addition, 52-week low/high means the lowest/highest price the stock has traded during the last 52 weeks (1 year).

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by ibe9ja: 9:03pm On Jul 20, 2016
kentoto:
Please is there something am missing.

You're missing skye.

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Food / Re: Lagos People Won't Kill Me With Stew, Oil & Pepper by ibe9ja: 2:41pm On Jul 15, 2016
The stew is a top up called FISI.

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Crime / Re: Widow Uses School Girls As Sex Slaves In Lagos (pic) by ibe9ja: 2:38pm On Jul 15, 2016
UndisputedBosom:
Imagine such a beautiful woman, you just can't keep your pu§§y in one place now it has landed you in trouble

Is that your definition of beauty?

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by ibe9ja: 12:06pm On Jul 15, 2016
bolabiyi:
Dis skye bank henn.. E b like say I go try am oo.. undecided

Mfunkynation:
chai............ see as the the SkyE is tempting.........

Don't catch a falling knife.
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by ibe9ja: 11:59am On Jul 15, 2016
fxuser:
FO on full bid
#rebound

No be u say make we no catch falling? Somebody gave a buy recommendation for FO two days ago and u came out with a counter analysis and said we should not catch a falling knife. Now see what is happening.

binaflexia:
Let me here anyone that say "don't catch a falling knife" again...
Too much analysis don make this us miss opportunity. Waiting for the next "don't catch a falling knife" analysis grin

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Religion / Re: Help! How Can I Remove This From My Profile by ibe9ja: 9:19am On Jul 07, 2016
grin grin grin Op u don enter one chance be dat. You cannot remove it. Before you commented on the thread you must have accepted to have that statement displayed on your profile. It means you have accepted Allah as your lord and personal saviour grin

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by ibe9ja: 1:51am On Jul 07, 2016
megainvest:
If Skye Bank ever gets to 50k, I will load as much as I can!!!
If there is any [b]sign of recovery [/b]in the market on Friday, I will start loading some units.
This decision is purely speculative and not backed by any fundamentals or technicals. I don talk my own ooo.

There cannot be recovery but there may be manipulation on Friday in order to clear the offers and bid up the stock.

For those still trapped upon all the warnings and obvious monkey huntings, I no know wetin to tell una sha. My advice is to observe what will happen in the next few trading days. The skyebank that i know will probably manipulate the stock and clear the offers on ground except this one don over dem. But this does not stop the bank from going 6 feet under. Even if u see recovery or manipulation it is still better to sell afterwards and keep your money safe. It will be easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for skyebank to escape delisting. The shameless CBN listed Skyebank as one of the 8 banks that are “too big to fail” because their failure could pose a systemic risk to the banking industry. Just maybe some other banks may be on the line waiting for the dust to settle before they reveal themselves. It is better to restrict your investment to gtb and/or zenith in the banking sector.

-- This is a tumbu tumbu analysis. Don't take it serious 100% and don't PM me thinking I know what I am saying or thinking I am a guru. grin

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Politics / Re: Edo: Arrest Sheriff Now For Submiting A Candidate To INEC -PDP by ibe9ja: 7:49pm On Jul 06, 2016
Useless group.
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Effective Ways To Stop Masturbating by ibe9ja: 7:45pm On Jul 06, 2016
I can see Team Vaseline secretly viewing this thread.
Politics / Re: Avengers Blast Buhari’s Aide, Deny Allegation Of Killings, Kidnappings by ibe9ja: 7:24pm On Jul 06, 2016
Ok

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