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RomanceRe: Last Time 2 Ladies Wore Trash To My Shop,now See What This One Wore In My Estate by ibe9ja: 11:00pm On Dec 23, 2015
Op must be high on sambisa weed.
PoliticsRe: "I Would Rather Remain In Detention...".. Nnamdi Kanu by ibe9ja: 10:57pm On Dec 23, 2015
Is this boy still alive?
CrimeRe: Army Arrests 3 Igbo Traders Supplying Ammunition To Boko Haram by ibe9ja: 10:39pm On Dec 23, 2015
igboboy3:
Another biased post from a biased source only out to demonise an already marginalised tribe.
How do we know they were Igbo? So anybody traveling from Imo is Igbo?
Anybody with half a brain knows that this piece of info is the fictitious ranting of a drunk donkey.
Lemme even check the source

*checks source

Ah! Osun Defender ke! Lobatan
NIJJAking:
this is a nonsensical distorted piece of negligible news which is false in its entity. How is it possible for those men to transport such a large bulk of ammunition all the way from the east to the north without being caught.
espionagesavvy:
Lol. OP every sensible person knows this is a lie except the gullible and stupid. Let's not tell them that this is a false story. Let's not make the simple wise..
IGBO KWENU! KWENU!! KWENU!!!
KWEZONU ooooooooooooooo

CrimeRe: Robbery At Okemesi Ekiti by ibe9ja: 10:35pm On Dec 23, 2015
Op please go closer to the robbery scene and try to get some snapshots.
CrimeRe: Abuja Man Leaks Pics Of Student Runz Girl Who Tried To Dupe Him by ibe9ja: 10:33pm On Dec 23, 2015
This kind girl will carry u close to your grave, if not, inside the grave kpatakpata
CelebritiesRe: Empress Njamah Spotted Buying Goat Meat by ibe9ja: 10:26pm On Dec 23, 2015
I dey salivate already.
RomanceRe: Benefits Of Experiencing A Failed Relationship by ibe9ja: 10:18pm On Dec 23, 2015
It activates your adrenal medulla.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Your Greatest Achievement This Year by ibe9ja: 10:14pm On Dec 23, 2015
Mine is that I actualized my 3some fantacy. Looking forward to a better 2016 fantacy.
WebmastersRe: Someone Is Trying To Hack My Blog, What Do I Do? by ibe9ja: 10:07pm On Dec 23, 2015
What exactly do u want us to do? How are u sure the person has your recovery email?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Offer Letter Just Dropped by ibe9ja: 10:02pm On Dec 23, 2015
Don't forget to bring your tithe. The ministry is moving forward.
PoliticsRe: Caption This Photo Of Buhari And Ike Ekweremadu by ibe9ja: 9:59pm On Dec 23, 2015
What is funny here? Abi all of una don inhale laughing gas?
PhonesRe: 7 Ways To Protect Your Phone From Been Hacked. by ibe9ja: 7:41pm On Dec 23, 2015
Absolute nonsense.

Follow this advice at your own peril.
Jokes EtcBomb Scare by ibe9ja(op): 7:35pm On Dec 23, 2015
I Enterd a bus from kogi to kwara.
After som mins, i decided to scare
d passengers. So i brought out my fone.. And
startd fakin a call.'' hello oga, i don dey press
dat button since but d bomb no gree
blow. Na d blue one i go press or d red one?
Ok d red one? I go do am now''

come and see reactions...

Igbo man: (picks his fone to make a call) ''
hello Chukwudi, run now to apapa and wait for my
container. Its like i will die today but make sure u collect my money from chiroki..

Yoruba woman: '' driver wêré,. So u cant stop for
sombody to come down? Oloshi..

I was just laughin inside until d hausa man
sitin close to me said (to me)...

Hausa man: '' oga abeg dat time wey u dey
make call, where dem say make u press so dat d bomb go blow? Coz i don dey press my own sef since and d tin never blow.

I jumped out of the luxurious through window.!
Me wey dey play.
CrimeRe: Caught A Policeman Soliciting Bribes On Camera by ibe9ja: 7:27pm On Dec 23, 2015
2odd:
if I talk Sey u daft now nkor ??.
That means u dafter.
CrimeRe: We Received N12m Ransom From Kidnap Of Okonjo-iweala’s Mother – Suspect by ibe9ja: 4:15pm On Dec 21, 2015
Blame PDP
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by ibe9ja: 4:14pm On Dec 21, 2015
locodemy:
like OANDO.Why u dey do like say you no know.i got 500,000 units today at the highest bid #5.73.The stock was not available today and if i wait till monday,that means i will buy at #6.00 and above.The stock is going up the more.selling at #7.00 is not bad.At least #500,000 profit is sure in a short while...........
Shebi recently u talk say u get just 500k to put for nse but u later change your mind come use the money enter tokunbo business. Now u don buy 500,000 units of oando at #5.73 (#2,865,000). Shey na from your tokunbo business u come get this money wey u take buy 500k units of oando abi u dey decieve yourself?
CrimeRe: SHOCKING PHOTOS: UNIPORT Student Allegedly Killed By Police Van Driving One-way by ibe9ja: 4:05pm On Dec 21, 2015
The poster above me must be a comedian.
CrimeRe: Caught A Policeman Soliciting Bribes On Camera by ibe9ja: 3:57pm On Dec 21, 2015
Take it to their police station and play the video for them. They will reward you bountifully. mtcheeeew my friend post the video if u want post am.
RomanceRe: Is It Fair/right For Women To Marry Divorced Men With Children? by ibe9ja: 3:56pm On Dec 21, 2015
I am still trying to understand this topic.
PoliticsRe: Femi Kayode On The Treatment Given To Ex-NIMASA DG After Court by ibe9ja: 12:07pm On Dec 15, 2015
Not again... FFK shut up
Christianity EtcRe: Imo To Unveil The Tallest Statue Of Jesus Christ In Africa (Photo) by ibe9ja: 12:03pm On Dec 15, 2015
Instead of una to save the money take develop the unrealistic Biafra land.
TravelRe: Dangote Truck Crashes Into Building In Lagos - Photo by ibe9ja: 12:03pm On Dec 15, 2015
End of year sacrifice things... I cover my family house with the blood of Baba J.
TravelRe: Dangote Truck Crashes Into Building In Lagos - Photo by ibe9ja: 12:01pm On Dec 15, 2015
Jokes EtcRe: When Your Friends Argue If The Answer Was 75 Or 80 But You Got -4 by ibe9ja: 11:53am On Dec 15, 2015
It has happened many times but I no dey always worry because na who pass na em know book. At the end, those wey dey argue wether answer na 80 or 75 na dem go put hand for head last last.
Jokes EtcRe: Mathematics- Paper 1 P299/2 by ibe9ja: 9:49am On Dec 15, 2015
Hilarious... grin

Thunderlicious:
3. You are dating around four girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an Ipad from you.
(a) Plot a graph of girls against the prices of these phones (15mrks).
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5mrks).
This one na die... LOL
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Celebrates Her Dad's 80th Birthday Today (Photo) by ibe9ja: 9:44am On Dec 15, 2015
OK
FoodRe: If You Are Given This Type Of Food By Your Inlaws (picture) by ibe9ja: 9:43am On Dec 15, 2015
End time meal
RomanceRe: Why Do People Always Mistake My Personality For Pride? by ibe9ja: 2:34am On Dec 12, 2015
End time introvert
CrimeRe: Burial Of Nkiruka, The Female Student Shot By Soldiers Announced by ibe9ja: 3:32pm On Dec 07, 2015
Isn't it better to Live for nothing than Die for NOTHING?

RIP to the dead
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Guys Suck P*ssy? by ibe9ja: 2:46pm On Dec 07, 2015
ernesty20:
Sometimes i wonder why guys suck the same place where urine and smelling blood are passing through. It is very very disgusting if i may.

Some pussssies are smelling yet some guys suck them like their lives depend on it. So tell me, why do u suck pusssssy? lipsrsealed angry
But u dey put ya preek for dat same smelling place. U better grow up before ya babe run follow a bad header
CrimeRe: Access Bank Staff Arrested For Forgery And Impersonation by ibe9ja: 2:20pm On Dec 07, 2015
This is exactly what has been going on in the banking sector. When they see that you're a young guy who has money in his account, your account officer can start threatening you with EFCC brouhaha and you will end up giving him some money to take care of things. It has happened to a friend of mine who recently returned to Naija to set up a business.

End time bankers.

Tufiakwa!!
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye And Family Cover Motherhood In-style Magazine by ibe9ja: 2:12pm On Dec 07, 2015
Na make the marriage last we dey pray because I don tire for all these celebrities and their lives.

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