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Signs of End time

Instead of them to channel their acid resources to the police. Why waste it on tax force officer?

This country is really a zoo. IPOB may be right after all. SMH...

Dis na old format naaa. Watch out for their new format.

Coming soon... Before December 15

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Cholls:
My brother thank your God i saw this post. Now listen, their are some women that are like the one you are with now. She's talking and trying to tell you what she wants and you are not listening. First she's showing you how she wants it from you by hanging-out with you. Secondly, she told you she has a bf, yet this babe is giving you attention. Why are you even asking her for exclusivity sef. She's want you to be the reason she broke-up with her bf. All you need to do is show her you love her and be man enough to tell her you can do better than her bf.

End time advice. Op, follow this advice at your own risk.

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I need to practicalize with the Op or Adonbiliv any of them.

End time orgasm-starved wife.

Let's see a pissure of your girlfriend's vagina then we can know how to advise u. Ekwesu

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Op, na only stinginess go make person open thread and be the FTC. Pls delete the post above me and give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar.


Being a virgin doesn't make you a saint. Virginity is not dignity... its lack of opportunity.

Anoda hungry and confused Ipod

Anthonyoz:
See how legal tender is like not toilet paper like niara

U sure say ur brain dey fit process information well so?

See dia criminal face.

Dumexoga:
Dumex is not on nairaland to gossip. He's been on Uba for like a month now making real money. He's a real business man in NSE with enough cash making money. And God comot all of una eye for Uba cos una matter sef don tire God. He made a way for u people but una use una hand block d way. Anyway sha, I have said it before, the only people that will make money in NSE are those with real cash. I have been a spectator, reading some childish comments here. Only few people are making sense the rest are frustrated. NSE is the best place to be if you have wisdom, you can never miss it. If u loose some, you win some, at d end u take real cash to d bank. Imagine buying 8million units of Uba at 3.45, check d price now and tell me what profit u have made. Cash is king

U wan start again abi? Na so u make noise for oando about how u buy millions of units and make millions in profit everyday. But wen Oando show u pepper, u turn to fuel scarcity and deaf and dumb. Bros park well jare.

GenbIoodykiller:
Ikpu nne i

I wish ya mama the same, whatever that means

Kill Them All

trishapal:
This is where you think you can exhibit the diarrhea in your brain. You know NOTHING about law and you are running your mouth on legal matters. If the law considered him a criminal like your stupid head does, he would not have been expected to appear in court from the comfort of his house, a black Maria would have whisked him to court.

By the way, the word 'absension' in your comment makes me wonder if the matter in your skull is still grey or now black...

You're obviously sick in your pusssy

trishapal:
That word describes all the men that have ever slept with your mother...

Go and share your HIV with boko haram. May they find u and ur mother and put bomb inside una toto after dem don disguagua una finish.

We all want to feel good in our own skin. And so we shoot for that magical number on the scale. But what exactly does the number mean? Is some chart’s ideal body weight really your ideal body weight? Here are a few facts about body weight you just may find surprising.

1. The scale doesn’t tell the full story.
When you step onto the scale, chances are you have a number in mind you’re hoping to hit. But so many factors—including healthy ones—can affect your weight at any given moment. Are you well-hydrated? When did you eat last? Have you pooped? Yes, I said poop! Waste sitting in your gut weighs something! Heavy, dense bones and strong muscles are good things. They also weigh more.

2. Body Mass Index (BMI) can be about as useful as scale weight.
Okay, so BMI does take into account your height. This is why it became the preferred choice of doctors over just weight. Reread fact number one above for a review of why this is not a good method to determine your ideal body weight (even if it is “doctor-approved”). You can carry very dense muscles and bones on your body and be told you’re overweight—or even obese—according to the chart. Or you can be in the middle of an unhealthy, anorexic spell and have a doctor tell you how awesome that is (yes, it really happened). You don’t, after all, see too many Americans fall at the low end of their BMI range. Medical professionals are becoming enlightened, though. They’re even writing into their professional journals about how BMI just doesn’t cut it anymore.

3. You can be “skinny fat”.
When you lose weight you lose more than just fat. You lose muscle. This is especially true for fast weight loss. This is also why it’s important to strength train so you maintain muscle mass. More muscle mass helps to maintain a slightly higher metabolism, not to mention a more shapely body. But just because you’re at a desirable number on the scale, doesn’t mean your body fat percentage is healthy. If you’ve lost a lot of muscle mass in your weight loss quest, you will have a higher percentage of body fat. You look thin, but ultimately, you’re not. You’re also not as healthy as you could be. Muscle rocks! And it will probably make you weigh more than if you had less of it. Have your body fat percentage measured to determine if you’re “skinny fat”.

4. You can be at an ideal weight, but still carry too much fat around your middle.
Just because the scale says you’re healthy, doesn’t mean the measuring tape will. Belly fat comes with a higher risk of disease, including heart disease, diabetes, and even some forms of cancer. Take a tape measure and measure around your waist at about the same level as your navel. A high-risk waist circumference for men is over 40 inches (102 cm), for women 35 inches (88 cm).

5. You’re more than a number.
We tend to get all wrapped up in that number on the scale. Then we equate it with our self-worth. When the number hits where we want it, we’re “good”. If it doesn’t, well, why bother. Here begins the cycle of beating ourselves up and throwing in the towel. I mean really. If you can’t even get to a certain weight, you must be a horrible person. See how silly this sounds? Not only does the scale not tell you the whole story about your body, it really tells very little, if anything, about who you are as a person. It can’t measure happiness. It can’t tell how giving you are. It can’t rate your personality. It can’t tell you that you’re a good parent, partner, or friend. It simply spits out a number of what your overall momentary weight is. Your own personal ideal body weight is what feels good to you. Your best weight is where you feel your best. Stop allowing some number to undermine your self-worth!

https://www.fitwatch.com/blog/5-surprising-facts-about-ideal-body-weight

End Time Scamming Format.

The Barcelona pair will be looking to deny the Real Madrid star a third consecutive gong when the winner is announced in January.

Barcelona duo Lionel Messi and Neymar will duke it out with Real Madrid man Cristiano Ronaldo for the Ballon d'Or as FIFA announced the final three-man shortlist.

Former Manchester United star Ronaldo is gunning for his third consecutive award, after he pipped Messi to the prestigious prize in 2013 and 2014, after the Argentinian picked up the gong for four years in a row prior to that.

Messi is the favourite for the prize, having led Barcelona to a domestic and European treble last term.

This is the first time that Brazilian Neymar has made the final three and he believes his inclusion is justified.

"I think I do deserve to be [among the finalists] for what I'm doing,” the 23-year-old told Globo Esporte before the final three were announced.

“I would be happy if the trident [Neymar, Messi and Suarez] was among the three.

"Thanks to the history we are making and because of what we have conquered, all three should be there."

Messi is up for a double at the ceremony which will take place on January 11 in Zurich, as he has also been nominated for the Puskas award which honours the best goal of the year. Roma's Alessandro Florenzi and Brazilian striker Wendell Lira make up the rest of the three-man shortlist.

Elsewhere, the coach of the year award will be contested between Bayern Munich boss Pep Guardiola, Barcelona's Luis Enrique and Jorge Sampaoli who led Chile to their first ever Copa America success.

http://www.irishmirror.ie/sport/soccer/soccer-news/cristiano-ronaldo-lionel-messi-neymar-6926667

You're taking the right step: walk away from the relationship because she doesn't need a mad man around her.

porchster:
For the umpteenth time now, I realised that guys of now a days are so obsessed with big hips and butt. They can lose their sense of reasoning at the sight of it.
There was a time I was coming back from church, I saw some set of guys staring at some ladies' big butt screaming "Omo see big yansh!" they were still shouting " big yansh!!" when one fell into the gutta and the girls laughed at him. I look at him with pity and shook my head.
Now is it a crime to be naturally endowed? why can't you just look,admire and pass instead of seeing it as a movie.

Why can't the yanshes be covered in normal-sized clothes instead of tight and revealing ones? There is no man wey go see BIG and PADDED Ukwu wey no go look (even if na with corner eye).

trishapal:
Both the op and the moderator that allowed this on front-page are jobless... Mods, there are better stories of public interest than this empty court...

So this is not of public interest?

Please what is the yoruba word for "Ode"?

FTC on a new page!