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U need TB Joshua in ur life because pvssy suckers are prone to demonic attack. With the way u are going in dis your pvssy licking career, u go soon start to lick period blood join if u are not careful.

Which kind thread be dis and which kind idle people dey post all this...

I blame boko haram for not erasing the useless NPF, instead they are busy killing our innocent soldiers.

What of Yaya na

Forgive her but register magun for her in case she try this kind nonsense again.

What is dazzling about the pic? Na even one leg she get self. Mtcheeeeew. Or is the other leg hidden for security reasons...

I dislike that word...ambassador... because it reminds me of Nigeria Embassies; the most useless embassies in the World.

See wetin lack of employment don cause.

Ok

From your post I can deduce that she is an Igbo girl. How did u get urself involved with such a family self? Dump her now before she dump u. She isn't worth an increase of BP.

Get yourself tested for HIV.

The first thing to do is to start creating a to-do list.

Take advantage of daily planning apps: Schedule Planner in the Apple (and Android) store lets you set alarms, export calendars to Dropbox, and has quite a few other handy features as well.

Stop Multitasking! Take the time to concentrate on one task at a time, and you’ll be able to do better work faster.

Take a mental picture: if you often forget where you place your keys, try thinking of the items surrounding them too, when you put them down. Try to take in identifying details, like the color of the surface they are sitting on or what might be near by.

Repeat what someone says back to them. This not only helps you confirm what they said, but it also lets the other person know you are listening.

Take a closer look, and try to take in the smaller details. This will not only help you commit things to memory, but also allow you to better understand the information.

You can also follow the advice many instructors give about best practices in note taking. Don’t bother taking down things word-for-word. Just jot down quick facts or ideas as you go.

There are also online alternatives to memory exercises. Services that offer memory training, like Lumosity, use mini games to test and slowly improve your memory and reaction times. There are also a few sites that offer free memory games, like this free Brain Age game, a kind of Simon Says that helps your short-term memory.
Culled from sources.

The guy under that rock get mind

How I take reach this thread self

Yes, when u fvck a magun infested woman.

I no trust dat nurse

1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)

2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)

3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Herbert Macauley (1872)

4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)

5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)

6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)

7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)

8.) He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)

10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Prof Jega (2015)

11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either looking for job or needs money badly - Barack Obama (2014).

And he who reads and does not 'Like' or 'Share' is naturally stingy.

kabaka1:
What a foolish perspective u entertain in ur head

Ya fada left yansh

Check the pusssy meter.

Ok

Boko boys are in town.

Ok

Or what?

Ok

Ok

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kimond101:
He is definately not a muslim cleric.
He might just be another evil doer who uses the image of islam to cover his evil.
Using human being for money rituals in islam?!
There's definately no corrolation

What is the Islamic translation for SHUT UP?

What is dis all about, Op?

Ask me again.

Pissure of the menstrual pants or Adonbilivit