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mariga:
Spaghetti x Croaker fish

#Dinner

Yum yum yum

cococandy:
Spicy goat for my darling. Served with medemede.

What would you remove from this plate?

Lmao the plate

ornicus:
Insert lecherous stalky old man mode

What v and c are you wenches talking in code about here?

Mode disabled

This is naija sadly. Plenty grass to grave in your face every day. My first job, there was this place round the corner a mama put where some of use went to eat. That was how one of us went , came back and told us that a task force came to close the place down. A patron challenged them, and a foolish trigger happy Mopol killed him. You leave your office for 10 mins to eat rice and beans and you get killed. As in, it could have been me, esp as I stubborn small back then. That time when one of my tried and trusted strategies of saving money was not ordering meat with anything I ate.

Damn, RIP to the poor guy

pocohantas:
Lol. The v is close to the c. My mistake, not poor autocorrect.

ornicus:
Grass to grave. That autocorrect tho

Lmao God forbid

Real housewives of Atlanta season 12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtn06ZW9Xm0

This video still scares the sh!t out of me

One of my favourite songs in the world


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w6udgiojlE

Everytime she says ’I will beee, all thaaat youu neeeeeeeeeeed’ I feel it

Lmao hell nah. I even hate when I have to walk more than 5 steps to a taxi I’ve just ordered

Just kidding, I’m fair enough to help make their job easier if they’re facing circumstances out of their control, but asking you to get on an okada to meet them kind of defeats the point of you ordering a taxi in the first place lol

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makydebbie:
7:39am.

Lmaoo

Munzy14:

so u gave him L, and still had to confirm it..

gotv is gone.... Maybe he should change to Dstv..

Lol nah it wasn’t an L o, I was very polite. He’s a troll, don’t mind him

sassysure:
Did u refuse his advances?

He has been stalking you like yam

Yam

Lol yeah I did, but that aside, I actually think he just trolls generally so I don’t take him seriously

Wuzyurdaddy:
Where are you located at?

UK

GoTV:
[s][/s]


Nonsense

Hiohiohio

Jollof rice, rice and beans, curry sauce, salmon, meat bla bla

cococandy:
My baby girl requested noodle soup with chicken and vegetables.

She even asked “what about mushrooms?” When I was bringing out a few veggies.

Look at God

It was spicy but not scalding spicy like I like it. I’m so happy y’all.

Yummy!

Prestonn:
Village kitchen

The season is around the corner, take a day and surprise your lady with a special dinner at home.

Cook her favourite and present it to her. Little things matter.

Relationship Goals.

Yaaaxxxss

Out of those mentioned I’ve only tasted indomie

But

Special shoutout to these noodles right hurrr

Nongshim shin ramyun is king

AwkaetitiBabe:
The animation? Is it interesting?

Yeah the animation, I haven’t watched season 6 yet which is apparently not as good as previous seasons. I personally enjoyed the previous seasons

Thegamingorca:
You think I give two shits lol. I had my passport less than 24hrs after applying linked to my bvn and nin

I skipped dudes on horrendous queues and was offered a cup of tea.

I would have paid more if I would have been privy to a second time, look upon the scorned expressions on faces of frustrated ppl under scorching heat as I left the immigration flaunting my passport

You are low key one of the funniest people on this website to me

Miggs:
Yes.I have watched all the episodes.It is not as good as season two to four (which were spectacular) but it still has those poignant moments that lives on in one's memory days/weeks/months after its first view

Cheers!

Miggs:
Yes.Part one(which consists of eight episodes) of the sixth and final season has been available since last week Friday.The second part of the sixth season will become available at the end of January 2020

Have you watched any episodes yet?

cococandy:
I personally don’t have plans, my DH usually does the Christmas one. He’s good at it.
Snippet of our last year. Can’t wait to see what he comes up with this year.

Lovely!

Forgot about Seyi. Cute girl

cococandy:
Oh okay. But this one is some inspiration I caught at the store. Not actually mine.

My set up is more simple and fall-like than Halloween themed.

Oh I see, you must have plans in store for Christmas, other than our tree there isn’t much we do inside. But I think I’ll be putting Christmas lights outside (first time)

chic2pimp:
Don't let His Nairaland Lingo fool you, Man Like Ibime is as posh as they come. The Ibime you met at Fergie's turf is the Real One .Every other one nah counterfeit. Even Ibkayee as posh as She is still manages to type Coherent sentences in Yoruba and Pidgin.

Lol this guy

Bojack horseman season 6 is out? Yasss

Bigboy75:
Are you into bdsm? I believe this is just a master that needs a slave. There's nothing wrong with the advert, if it's not for you then move on. Don't start criticizing the advert by saying Germans don't rate blacks.

I wanted to ask which website he saw it on for more context lmao

cococandy:
at least I’m not alone

No I mean I like your set up, I don’t actually do it myself lol

CaptainMitch:
Fair enough, I know a former runs girl that had a kid easily recently and she was A-List in the game so she's safe if only she's lucky

She may have absolutely no problems for all I know, but it would still cross my mind if I were someone that wanted to pursue a relationship with her and wanted kids