₦airaland Forum

fredoooooo:
I'm hungry Iyawo wa .. Hope you're taking care of my brother Chic2pimp

ifyalways:
@OP, if its truly as flaccid as you make it, then she will need an implant which means she cant breastfeed again unless she goes for another surgery to take them out. One more thing, before shes goes for implants, i do hope you live/stay in a posh area, have at least 2 cars at her disposal and you guys are generally very comfortable. You cant carry breast implants and be jumping okada/keke in Nigeria or living in Ojuelegba kinda place.

Last last remember your two school balls will shrink one day( nature) and i hope you wont shy away from surgery when the wife finds it "unattractive"

Illusion is everything. No perfect body anywhere and sexx is a thing of the mind. Get your wife some really cute breast lift bras and lingerie, there are instant lift creams and sprays too ( i think its illusions but men thinks it works ) . Im sure she will appreciate and improvise on her own. Good luck

Breasts fall, Prick Shrink, life goes on. . .

Iyajelili:
I promise you won't regret watching dynasty

JeromeBlack:
I know many British born Nigerian babes who are into Nollywood. Their moms and aunties raised them on it and they had mostly African friends in South London.

Lots of Nigerians with UK passport do not even watch British shows. The only thing they manage is EastEnders and Xfactor.

Rowan Atkinson is the shitt. Better recognise. Don't trash the guy in public, or else.....

JeromeBlack:
Mr Bean is funny. It is just that some people do not get British humor.

There is also the fact that many haven watched the black adder series and a police series that Rowan Atkinson starred in.


As for Kevin Hart, the guy's humor starts to fade when you mature to his ways- joking about being short, being overconfident and getting pushed over. His comedy in his movies are all the same.

His stand up is average compared to the likes of Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock.

Itzneowizy:
Woa....So there are actually persons who don't like Mr Bean (character) and Kelvin Hart...jeez

those guys are comic geniuses to me....In Johnny English strikes again....the accidentals in the plot was jus frigging awesome .....

chic2pimp:
Babes can we please stop singing or at the very least tone it down a teeny weeny bit

diggz:
Mr Chics wont do nothing and the useless boy called Sodick aka sod09 is not even in the equation......he won't even dare to check me

Trust me...I am minutes away from you as I type this....

chic2pimp:
Diggz you and your 4foot11 self dey run mouth like Pure water abi?. I go come deal with you later make I enjoy those two nuisances wey dey cause commotion for Chelsea thread first.

diggz:
Reason why you should pay no mind to chic2pimp and make sod09 aka sodick your errand boy while Diggz gives you the real love

Niyoda:
Amala with ewedu or with okro?

Pidginwhisper:
lemme help with the interpretation

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sod09:
Johnny English made me realise I was wrong because he talked, so I was angry he tricked me throughout my childhood

ToyinDipo:
The unspeakable perhaps

ToyinDipo:

sod09:
me three
Growing up I thought he was deaf and dumb too

Ishilove:
I don't know if it is me alone but I have never found Mr Bean funny. I have been hoping to grow into liking the character but it just hasn't happened.

introvertme:
I found this really troubling.

She did notice later on though

biggieoflife:
ah! my bad

lemme edit my comment lest i get a well deserved tonguelash....

ToyinDipo:
Bumblebee movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

Codedrock:
You got me laughing really hard with the last line... Had to check your profile again and guess what I saw.. A Diary....
Apparently you are based in the UK.. Totally explains why you've been on a Nairaland since 2008 and you are under 30.

You are a tech person and probably a very busy person.. Interesting..
(I'm starting to feel like Joe after writing all that)


Enjoyed reading your diary, and I noticed you are the only one who can write there.. Too bad I'm just discovering this on NL because I love documenting too.. I used to document via writing in books untill 4 years ago when I got tired.. I'm definitely going to open a new diary here.. Cos I need it considering i keep all to myself. Thanks.


Anyhoo you are a tech person I'll suggest you bingewatch (StartUp) first, i guess you'll like

CaptainMitch:
Aww pure love is a beautifu thingl. I hope I am married by this time next year.