₦airaland Forum

sukkot:
ahhh yeah but you know as kids that was the fun of naija. ibadan has the best amala joints though. do you eat amala ? are you full or part yoruba ? or am i assuming you are yoruba

chic2pimp:
Rah boy I can't believe my eyes . I now know How the Prodigal Son's father must have felt when He returned. Naaahhh I have missed you sha . My NL wifey of 10 plus years. Don't do this to me again abeg . I literally thought you had reached the point of no return and quit NL.


I'm good thanks for asking. More importantly how are you? Your brother must be done with Uni now I'm guessing? Naahhh man come and give me a kiss

chic2pimp:
No wayyyyy! Ibkayeeee where have you been?

sukkot:
hmmm shawarma. naija has the best shawarma. lol nasty ? yeah i guess it is. in my younger unenlightened days i used to enjoy it. like who eats mashed kidneys ? just nasty . many foods i used to enjoy back then i cant eat anymore. i cant eat naija street foods anymore. my mind is always focused on the hygiene level. such a shame because that is one of the sweet things about naija is the street food

sukkot:
trust me the world is not as exciting as it used to be anywhere in the world, naija and uk included. the internet addiction has turned the world into introverts. even those who manage to go out, when they are outside their face is stuck to their phone 24 7. the world done cast o jare. nothing for anybody. shepherds pie ? lmao . try get steak and kidney pie with chips for chippy na and special brew or tennents

pocohantas:
Ha so to be, except if they are two different people with same trait.

AlphaTaikun:
How's it going ibkayee?

It's great to see you back here on
NL. Since your original debut in 2007, this is the first time I've seen you embark on a "deafening radio silence." You win a gold medal for that. (smirk)

Lol... Oh, I thought you've got the power of intuition or clairvoyance to detect who is who here... Huh?!

Well, I've been a veteran user of NL since 2005, with older monikers from the 2000s. I've never used this current moniker to have a convo with you.

So, based on estimates, you had been off this Website for 1 year and 5 months as of August 2022 when
I asked my friend Sukkot about you.

I had you in mind sometimes and It's good to know that nothing bad happened to you in London.

Enjoy your weekend boogie down girl...

Stay out of trouble. Ciao!

GloriousGbola:
To be frank Tinubu has never gagged the media. Everything said about him has been said about him in multiple papers as far back as the 2000s.

ibkayee:
Plenty Loving - Wizkid

VeryWickedGoat:
You need 3 more so you can represent Nigeria in Qatar tomorrow. Come over to my crib ASAP.

sukkot:
haha it be like that in the UK . like who can be bothered stepping out in the cold in the dark when you can just be at home chilling. yeah i can relate. me ? cruise down admiralty way checking out the scene and pick up some suya . go to eko atlantic city beach. then head home and get my nairaland on that exactly is how i am going to do it

VeryWickedGoat:
Ibikunle go for fertility test then send it to me let's take it from there.

sukkot:
thats cool too. i vibe on all levels. they call me mr versatile hehe. so what you doing on a saturday nght ? clubbing ? westend ?

sukkot:
hehe its deep powerful stuff but i would try to keep it light . not everyone appreciates the deep stuff

sukkot:
its true. but i think that thing they call CLIMATE CHANGE is just a sleek way of saying the roles are being reversed. the first would be last and the last would be first. the wicked souls would now be dropped somewhere else in europe while nigeria is reversed and turns to heaven. now all the good souls would be brought to nigeria and we would have to change the name of the country to reflect the new status. and also now we would no longer be given wicked leaders but selfless godly leaders. that time is here. its a new era. climate change. and we are here for it. so this 2023 election is crucial which is why i think the top 3 guys would all fall sick and drop out because all 3 of them represent the old corrupt system from three biblical family group
obi- expired esau
atiku -- expired ishmael
tinubu---expired jacob

ad in conclusioN ? nigeria is about to be in the league of superpowers. ALL SOUNDS CRAZY NOW BUT we have hacked into the backend of the operating system of the globe and we are seeing the programs LOL

sukkot:
WELL YOU SEE ? there is a method to the madness on this planet. you know we are all recycled souls just being born as babies into new bodies right ? and so on this planet there are designated hades-sheol--hell-gehena spots where the most wicked souls are recycled into so that they can go and be tortured. one of those places is NIGH-G----REAR ( NIGERIA ). When you breakdown the name it tells you its one of the hell designated spots in this 3 dimensional reality for wicked souls to be born into for torture. and so over these wicked souls are elected wicked and selfish rulers who would facilitate the torturing. and so yes GOD has bee the one choosing wicked leaders for us but its for a purpose

ZECHARIAH 11 VS 16 For, lo, I will raise up a shepherd in the land, which shall not visit those that be cut off, neither shall seek the young one, nor heal that that is broken, nor feed that that standeth still: but he shall eat the flesh of the fat, and tear their claws in pieces.

and so there is a method to the madness on this planet

VeryWickedGoat:
Ibukun shut up and go for fertility test.

sukkot:
HAHA ok bulala is tinubu i guess. well like you said, none of them are saints. ultimately GOD will choose who he wants in power

ROMANS 13 VS 1
Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God.

sukkot:
well you better relocate to nigeria for this SOMETHNG DIFFERENT if labor party wins because its going to be lots of killings . you better come for this DIFFERENCE ooo. you mistakenly go against peter obis government this nice honorable upstanding fine young gentleman will pay you a visit to bring you tea and crumpets CLICK THAT YOUTUBE VIDEO

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/B-KsKN9DggE

sukkot:
i can respect that but i gotta tell you, that guy has been in the political system for 3 decades. he is not SOMETHING DIFFERENT. he is part of the establishment. if you want something different try the unknown guys on the ballot. i believe there are like 6 of them

VeryWickedGoat:
As long as a sperm was present then the onus is on the womb to prove its fertility.

A barren woman is destructive to Mother Earth.

sukkot:
yeah lol. top of the morning to ya luv . you honestly want me to tell you what i think ? this is just spiritual ideas i am tossing out there. i think all 3 tinubu and atiku and obi. something is going to happen to all of them before february 2023 that would make them all drop out. maybe sickness or and the winner would be one of the less talked about on the ballot

however to answer your question, peter obi is a nice guy but his supporters if he gets political power would turn the country into tyranny. anything you say against him they would chop your head off and use it to eat akpu. so i cant support tyranny

as for atiku the man doesnt even believe in the nigerian project. spends all his time in dubai and then saunters back into nigeria during election time and so i cant support that

tinubu ? too old and frail but i see his good works all over lagos. he is the lesser evil amongst the three so if i was voting and it was just all 3 ? i would vote for tinubu

who are you voting for ?