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RomanceRe: I Just Realized Something New About Nairaland by Ibmswapzer(m): 9:20pm On Oct 07, 2021
President Buhari
FamilyRe: Things You Should Not Do When Meeting Your Partner's Parents For The First Time by Ibmswapzer(m): 11:48pm On May 22, 2020
eleojo23:
Ask your lady whether her mother likes people who waste food.

Her answer will tell you what to do.
Lol
Ok na
FamilyRe: Things You Should Not Do When Meeting Your Partner's Parents For The First Time by Ibmswapzer(m): 3:52pm On May 22, 2020
yesboss20:
Brace yourself for a number of hard-hitting questions - what are your life goals? Where do you see yourself in 5, 10 years time? Where will our daughter worship (your place or at her family's place)? How often will you visit us as a couple? Will you even allow our daughter visit us at all? Can her siblings live with you? How do you plan to take adequate care of our daughter?

Those are by no means an exhaustive rundown of queries you might receive, but the method to answering them is honesty. If you and your lady haven't decided on a certain issue, tell her parents frankly. Let them know that you indeed cherish their daughter and shall cater for her to the best of your ability, even if you are still a work in progress.

Best of the best wishes.
Thanks man.
i'll try my best but pls shud i eat when served or i shouldn't and we're also of different religion.
FamilyRe: Things You Should Not Do When Meeting Your Partner's Parents For The First Time by Ibmswapzer(m): 2:56am On May 22, 2020
Please i need some advice...am a student and am meeting my girl's dad this Sunday..am so nervous nd also the shy type.
I don't know if I should inform my mum cos she isn't aware of the relationship.
What are the likely things i should expect?
Education4.0 CGPA Or 4.0 BTC? by Ibmswapzer(op): 11:38pm On May 13, 2020
Choose wisely.
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Meanwhile 4.0 Bitcoin=14.5m naira
RomanceRe: The Fine Art Of Being A Baboon by Ibmswapzer(m): 12:52am On Apr 30, 2020
RomanceRe: My First Lover Is Back. by Ibmswapzer(op): 6:51pm On Apr 29, 2020
Stephenomozzy:
Great, you're a responsible Guy, however she didn't come out well and it seems she's trying to exploit you for gain and nothing more...she may in the long run try to play ball with you to maintain the cash flow or outrightly tell you off when she's satisfied.


We don't have enough data about her and your current communication to confirm or refute the claim that she may be back for real.

My advice, She's in need obviously (or pretending to b), if in the abundance of your heart you want to help her monetary, then please do......but do not do it on the premise that She's back fully to you. If she is, for a start, she wouldn't hold hide how she got your number, and would have given you more information that would have informed your decision and not need our comments.

Just play safe, at least to protect your heart since protecting your wallet is I consequential
Okay
i get ur point..tanks boss
RomanceRe: My First Lover Is Back. by Ibmswapzer(op): 6:44pm On Apr 29, 2020
SirMichael1:
grin

Although I hate this idea but I've learnt something on it from this forum. Request to do s video call with her, you never know, she could be with child and you'll just keep sending her money as the Godfather.

Also, you can just tell her off. "Things are quite difficult now so please give me some time". But if you can give her and not talk about it after everything collapse by saying, "after all the money I spent on her..." then by all means, assist her.

I really hate giving relationship advice. angry
Okay..thanks 4 ur contribution.
RomanceRe: My First Lover Is Back. by Ibmswapzer(op): 6:38pm On Apr 29, 2020
Lamanii22:
So you haven't moved on ever since she left? The more you remain single, the more she'd manipulate you into doing her biddings! She's no longer innocent, she's wiser now... So OP use your head...
i moved on and not dat am being desperate 2 av her back..jus want 2 know if tinz can still work out as b4.
RomanceRe: My First Lover Is Back. by Ibmswapzer(op): 6:29pm On Apr 29, 2020
DaudaTheSexyGuy:
Send her a little money but make sure you bang her very well the first Chance you get grin
I Trust myself
RomanceRe: My First Lover Is Back. by Ibmswapzer(op): 6:18pm On Apr 29, 2020
Stephenomozzy:
Should we tell him the truth?

Oga, your first love is not back anything, your head is just wrapped around the memory of that unforgettable moment she gave you. A girl is back for sure, but certainly not the girl you once loved. Anty wan start yahoo business for your head. All the best in winning her over sha

Forget the billing part, e get who no dey bill? Guys dey bill with sex, girls dey bill with money.
I get ur point but m nt so dull 2 send her money..money is nt d problem ..jux wanna be sure if she's truly back 4 d relationship
RomanceRe: My First Lover Is Back. by Ibmswapzer(op): 6:08pm On Apr 29, 2020
Kobicove:
Olodo!
She wants to use you as her ATM!
okay sir.
RomanceRe: My First Lover Is Back. by Ibmswapzer(op): 3:51pm On Apr 29, 2020
NobleDeSage001:
Why not advice yourself?
How can't you see just remembered you in this critical period so you can be her cash cow?
I am sure that you are still a kid and you barely have experience with girls.
Which responsible girl will bill you back to back at this time when you are not married to her?
Does she care to know how you survive?
Why not borrow some brain from your friend and be sensible for once.
Am not a kid when it comes 2 gals issue..i've dealt with tougher ones ..and i know what to do just seeking 4 some little encouragement.
RomanceRe: My First Lover Is Back. by Ibmswapzer(op): 3:42pm On Apr 29, 2020
Ningen:
She'll use you and discard you.

Are you her father that she's billing you?

The fact that you love her doesn't mean her needs are your obligation. You aren't her father.
Well..Her dad is no more and she stays with her mum.
RomanceMy First Lover Is Back. by Ibmswapzer(op): 3:30pm On Apr 29, 2020
This is actually my first official post on this forum and i'll try as much as possible 2 be short and precise.
I dated dis gal some years back(2015-17) and she was actually my first love although we never broke up but she left her uncle's house to her mum's place in another state due to maltreatment..she didn't tell anyone including me cos we met a day b4 her escape and she gave me an unforgettable moment. I couldn't contact her cos she has no phone then...and no day would pass without me thinking abt her i even hunt 4 her when i got admission last year 2 d same state she was. Fastfoward to dis year she called on my birthday claiming i shouldn't mind of where she got my number..i was really surprised and also happy dat my 1st love is back nd we planned on seeing each other after dis pandemic..but d problem is dat she has started billing me. I've sent her some money nd multiple sub.
she jux told me recently dat she nids 20k 4 some tinz..i really love ha nd won't want 2 lose her again..pls i nid ur advice.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by Ibmswapzer(m): 2:51pm On Apr 29, 2020
dcrown13:
I can guess your ATM pin grin cheesy
No..u can't ...1 or 4 is not even part of it.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by Ibmswapzer(m): 10:21am On Apr 19, 2020
Peppermintflav:
The universe is tryimg to tell u something. Browse the time on google you will get answers.
Mine was 4:19 sometimes i would just wake up @night and look at my time it would read 4:19, during the day if i just check my watch it would be 4:19 i started being concious of the time.... i browsed it and it had something to do with change. The universe was trying to paas a message to me. Not long after that a major change happened in my life. I relocated and got a job. wink
Am also trying 2 decode why the number (014) kips appearing in my life..
1. My waec reg no. ends with 014
2. My matric no. is 014
3. My atm card no. Ends with 014
and my date of birth is April 14...i don't know what it all means.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by Ibmswapzer(m): 5:18pm On Apr 18, 2020
Some weird facts 'bout me.
1. No matter how deep asleep i am..if anyone enters my room or come close 2 me..i would surely open my eyes..even @ midnight.
2. I sleep late nd wakes up early..my sleepimg tge mostly is btw 3-4 nd i wakes by 6 no matter how late i slept.
3. I can stay indoor 24/7 ..alot of my friends complain about dis..even my parents.
4. No matter how interesting a movie is..i can never watch it twice nd i don't remember a movie's title but can narrate it.
5. I can romance for hours nd wouldn't sex..i just don't have interest in having sex.
- some weird people i have met or seen.
1. I had a friend from school which i enjoy sleeping in his room..dis guy would wake up in the middle of d night nd then sit 4 like 30 mins with his eyes wide open b4 going bak 2 sleep nd it happens everyday.
2. I knew a guy dat never wears any top unless he's going to skul.he can go 2 d third street without wearing any shirt..funniest tin is dat he's always holding his top
3. I had a gal dat menstruates just 3ce a year
RomanceRe: Breakup: What Was Your Ex's Excuse? by Ibmswapzer(m): 6:11pm On Dec 04, 2019
She said she doesn't love me anymore cos she just met a new guy.. i asked 4 a brkup.. she said no .. she knelt down and cried but las las we still brkup
Car TalkRe: BBNaija: Was Mercy Shortchanged With The Innoson Car Prize? by Ibmswapzer(m): 11:13pm On Oct 10, 2019
marvin906:
biorkpink check IG
Alright thanks.
Car TalkRe: BBNaija: Was Mercy Shortchanged With The Innoson Car Prize? by Ibmswapzer(m): 8:29pm On Oct 10, 2019
marvin906:
you wan give am money
lol.. i just like his pics.. i would love to have collections of it.
Car TalkRe: BBNaija: Was Mercy Shortchanged With The Innoson Car Prize? by Ibmswapzer(m): 3:54pm On Oct 10, 2019
marvin906:
aw far.. e don do na wetin happen.. how many times I wan dey read this story self
please what's this boy name?
EducationRe: Naija Quiz Show #4 - Win N5,000!! Sept 5th by Ibmswapzer(m): 2:42pm On Sep 05, 2019
Nice Quiz
EducationRe: Naija Quiz Show #4 - Win N5,000!! Sept 5th by Ibmswapzer(m): 2:29pm On Sep 05, 2019
rentAcock:
Q#17 3 more questions!!
PLEASE spelling counts for this one
Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylalanyl...isoleucine
EducationRe: Naija Quiz Show #4 - Win N5,000!! Sept 5th by Ibmswapzer(m): 2:26pm On Sep 05, 2019
rentAcock:
Q#16
Please type out the answer.
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EducationRe: Naija Quiz Show #4 - Win N5,000!! Sept 5th by Ibmswapzer(m): 2:25pm On Sep 05, 2019
rentAcock:
[b]Q#15 [/b]5 More questions Guys!!
Please type out the answer
instabul
EducationRe: Naija Quiz Show #4 - Win N5,000!! Sept 5th by Ibmswapzer(m): 2:17pm On Sep 05, 2019
rentAcock:
Q#11 Please TYPE out the answer, not just the letter
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EducationRe: Naija Quiz Show #4 - Win N5,000!! Sept 5th by Ibmswapzer(m): 2:15pm On Sep 05, 2019
rentAcock:
Q#10 10 more questions to go Please TYPE out the answer, not just the letter
isreal
EducationRe: Naija Quiz Show #4 - Win N5,000!! Sept 5th by Ibmswapzer(m): 2:13pm On Sep 05, 2019
rentAcock:
Q#9
polygraph
EducationRe: Naija Quiz Show #4 - Win N5,000!! Sept 5th by Ibmswapzer(m): 2:11pm On Sep 05, 2019
rentAcock:
Q#7
Please TYPE out the answer, not just the letter
Somalia
EducationRe: Naija Quiz Show #4 - Win N5,000!! Sept 5th by Ibmswapzer(m): 2:09pm On Sep 05, 2019
rentAcock:
Q#6 insects Please TYPE out the answer, not just the letter
EducationRe: Naija Quiz Show #4 - Win N5,000!! Sept 5th by Ibmswapzer(m): 2:08pm On Sep 05, 2019
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