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Science/TechnologyMark Zuckerberg Announces Meta.ai With Llama by icansimi(op): 7:56pm On Apr 18, 2024
Big AI news today. We're releasing the new version of Meta AI, our assistant that you can ask any question across our apps and glasses. Our goal is to build the world's leading AI.

We're upgrading Meta AI with our new state-of-the-art Llama 3 AI model, which we're open sourcing. With this new model, we believe Meta AI is now the most intelligent AI assistant that you can freely use.

We're making Meta AI easier to use by integrating it into the search boxes at the top of WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook, and Messenger. We also built a website, meta.ai, for you to use on web.

We also built some unique creation features, like the ability to animate photos. Meta AI now generates high quality images so fast that it creates and updates them in real-time as you're typing. It'll also generate a playback video of your creation process.

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CareerRe: Tax Experts, How Much Is He Supposed To Receive At The End Of The Month? by icansimi(m): 6:58pm On Feb 29, 2024
icansimeon@yahoo.com


iamoyindamola:
Madam pension is deductible you are not suppose to add the 113000 to payment
Anyway the total gross is 169000
His netpay is 122804
Paye is 10496

Find attached as nairaland no allow document attachment

Note:
If you add the pension of 113000 as payment
The netpay is actually 130857.07
Crime14-Year-Old Girl Arrested Over Murder Of FUT Minna Lecturer by icansimi(op): 6:41pm On Oct 31, 2023
A 14-year-old girl identified as Joy Afekafe has been apprehended over her involvement in the murder of Dr Fumilola Adefolalu, who was a lecturer with the Department of Biochemistry, School of Life Sciences of the Federal University of Technology, Minna on Saturday, October 28.

Joy, who confessed to the crime while being paraded at the Bosso Police Station in Minna, Niger state, said that she had gone to the house to confront and beat up the late lecturer for sending her packing.

According to Joy, she had gone to the deceased residence with two of her classmates whom she identified as Walex and Smart, adding that while beating her, it was discovered that the lecturer would report them when she was left alone which was why they decided to kill her.

The suspect who is an SS 2 Student of Day Secondary School, Gidan Kuka, said that Smart and Walex first hit the deceased with a stool before stabbing the deceased with knives repeatedly and leaving her dead.

She stated: “It was Walex who said that she would recognize us if we left her alive, so they started stabbing her with the knife we brought, I then struggled with the knife with them which made Smart enter her kitchen and take a knife there and they continued stabbing her.

“They stabbed her in her stomach, her hands, her legs and she was just shouting Jesus, Jesus. After all that, they took her phone and laptop and her car battery before we left the house in the motorcycle we came in.”

Joy said she had been living with the deceased for three weeks, adding that the deceased who was supposed to sponsor her education sent her packing because she could no longer bear her misdeeds.

The Niger State Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO), DSP Abiodun Wasiu while parading the suspect, said that the police are on the trail of Joy’s friends, Walex and Smart, saying that the investigation is ongoing as the case is being transferred to the State Criminal Investigation Department (SCID) for further investigation and prosecution.
https://thenationonlineng.net/14-year-old-girl-arrested-over-murder-of-fut-minna-lecturer/

PoliticsRe: Which State In Nigeria Is Faster To Get Your Nigerian Passport by icansimi(m): 9:56am On Sep 25, 2023
In Niger State.... contact me.... same day
EducationRe: WAEC Results: Musa Salmanu Got All As by icansimi(m): 9:36pm On Aug 08, 2023
I was there at Premiere Academy, Lugbe, Abuja about 3weeks ago when this young man took the day with Best in about 6 subjects and Overall Best Student and Valedictorian.

Congratulations man!
Foreign AffairsRe: Earthquake hits Turkey and Syria, 1,400 Killed (Pictures, Video) by icansimi(m): 2:19pm On Feb 06, 2023
SIGNS OF THE END TIME
[7] And when ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars, be ye not troubled: for such things must needs be; but the end shall not be yet.

[8] For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be earthquakes in divers places, and there shall be famines and troubles: these are the beginnings of sorrows.
PoliticsOsun Election: PDP’s Ademola Adeleke Wins 17 Of 30 LGAs by icansimi(op): 5:56am On Jul 17, 2022
Senator Ademola Adeleke of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has won 17 of the 30 Local Government Areas (LGAs) in the Osun State governorship election.

Incumbent Governor Adegboyega Oyetola of the All Progressives Congress (APC), however, won in the remaining 13 LGAs.

This comes as the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) collates the results of the governorship election conducted on Saturday.

The collation exercise, which commenced in the early hours of Sunday, is ongoing at the INEC office in Osogbo, the state capital.

https://www.channelstv.com/2022/07/17/osun-election-pdps-ademola-adeleke-wins-17-of-30-lgas/

PoliticsRe: Osun Governorship Election 2022 Results (Live Updates) by icansimi(m): 6:11pm On Jul 16, 2022
I just saw this.... Something vawulent is about happening

TV/MoviesRe: Curtailing The Excess Of Prank Videos by icansimi(m): 4:15pm On Jul 14, 2022
Nice write up... Ee get why!
CrimeRe: White Canadian Man Defrauds 515 Nigerians, Others Of $29 Million (pics) by icansimi(m): 9:53pm On Jul 04, 2022
The man be a half cast.... Nigeria/Canda or Nigeria/something grin cheesy
CrimeRe: White Canadian Man Defrauds 515 Nigerians, Others Of $29 Million (pics) by icansimi(m): 9:45pm On Jul 04, 2022
The man be a half cast.... Nigeria/Canda or Nigeria/something ����
EducationRe: JAMB Rejects Apology Of Timipade Kemepade, Candidate Who Cheated 21 Years Ago by icansimi(m): 12:06pm On Jan 24, 2022
Hmmmm
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 90k Job In Ogun Or 100k Job In Niger State by icansimi(m): 1:55pm On Dec 01, 2021
You may want to come to Minna, Niger State. I grew up here from Primary to Tertiary. I now work as a Senior Staff in the Federal University. My family are here. Most of my siblings are here. My parents are here. IBB and Abdulsalam are here! grin grin.... And God is here too!

Except for the outskirts of where we call Zones B and C, most places are safe... We too only get to hear news when they happen.

Accommodation and food and general cost of living is cheap here.... You can do 20km for N100 to N200. We have many people who work in Abuja living in Minna.

You may wish to contact me if you make up your mind: 08035042609

Meanwhile, to the rest of us reading, I sell kulikuli and other stuffs. Lemme know how I can send to you... It's cool money!
Christianity EtcRe: Tithe: How Would You React To This Picture? by icansimi(m): 5:43pm On Nov 28, 2021
What would Jesus do?
CrimeBREAKING: Bandits Attack FUTMINNA by icansimi(op): 11:40am On Nov 11, 2021
BREAKING: Bandits Attack FUTMINNA
https://dailygistonline.com.ng/breaking

EducationRe: IPPIS Double Salary Error In University Of Maiduguri by icansimi(m): 8:23am On Jul 07, 2021
Even UNN.... Wahala be like......

CareerRe: Side Income For An 8-To-6 Job Worker? by icansimi(m): 2:02pm On Jan 04, 2021
Bankeer026:
kindly give us the contact you have in the north
I am in the middle belt and do businesses with trusted friends from the North... Especially food stuffs. Whatsapp: 08035042609
CareerRe: Side Income For An 8-To-6 Job Worker? by icansimi(m): 8:59am On Jan 04, 2021
Try ChyMall. Get paid every 10 days. I'm a FG worker too and this is a life saver. DM on Whatsapp: 08035042609
HealthRe: Would You Receive The COVID-19 Vaccine If Offered Today? by icansimi(m): 10:08am On Jan 03, 2021
Yes.....on a condition that:

1. Oga Baba and his Cabinet will receive it first publicly
2. The Governors and their Cabinet will follow publicly
3. Other top government and Armed Forces will publicly be jabbed... Then
4. We'll watch how it works well for them for a period of btw 6-12 months

Shebi na them the Coro dey kuku kill pass na
EducationFUT, Minna Chairman Of Council And Member Of Sagay Panel Dies From COVID-19 by icansimi(op): 10:00pm On Dec 29, 2020
December 29

Femi Odekunle, a member of the Presidential Advisory Committee Against Corruption (PACAC), is dead.

PCAC is headed by Itse Sagay, a PCAC is headed by Itse Sagay, a Profesaor of Law.

TheCable gathered that Odekunle, also a professor, died at the COVID-19 isolation center in Gwagalada, Abuja, on Tuesday evening.

At the briefing of the presidential task force on COVID-19, Boss Mustapha, secretary to the government of the federation, had said: “A good friend of this government just passed on at 6:30pm”.


It is unclear if Mustapha was referring to Odekunle or another person but he said discussions were ongoing to help the deceased hours before news of his death broke.

Nigeria is currently experiencing the second wave of the pandemic.

Mustapha had earlier said within one week since Nigeria entered the second wave of infections, 16 out of every 100 tests returned positive.


Within the past two weeks, the daily count of COVID-19 cases recorded a significant rise — increasing to more than 1,000 cases within a 24-hour period.

In  July, Odekunle made the headlines when he kicked against the arrest of Ibrahim Magu, former acting chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC).

He had described Magu’s ordeal as a power play by blocs in the corridor of power.

Odekunle had alleged that Abubakar Malami, minister of justice, is the arrowhead of the bloc that is not really interested in President Muhammadu Buhari’s anti-corruption fight.
A graduate of the University of Ibadan, 1968, he got his PhD in sociology and social psychiatry fromthe University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, in the United States, in 1974.

Acknowledged as the first professor of criminology in Nigeria, Odekunle lectured in different universities.

https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-member-of-sagay-panel-dies-from-covid-19

FoodRe: See Onions I Bought For 2k In Minna by icansimi(op): 3:15pm On Dec 24, 2020
[quote author=mansakhalifa post=97383285]OP, what is dustin bin baskethuh sad

Is that like an Arabic name?



lol....Maybe I shld have said a small-sized basket... That type used to collect offerings in Church wink
FoodRe: See Onions I Bought For 2k In Minna by icansimi(op): 3:13pm On Dec 24, 2020
DEBJOCH1:
THIS PERSON YOU MEAN YOU BOUGHT ALL THAT ONIONS FOR AS CHEAP AS N2k, WOW THAT ONIONS IN LAGOS GOES FOR N10K, YOU GUYS A LIVING CHEAP THERE OOOO.
Yes oooo..... just 2k....the cost of living around here is quite bearable
FoodRe: See Onions I Bought For 2k In Minna by icansimi(op): 3:07pm On Dec 24, 2020
endsarrrs:
Op wetin be dustin bin of onions na sad wow nice tho
Maybe I shld have said a small-sized basket... That type used to collect offerings in Church wink
FoodSee Onions I Bought For 2k In Minna by icansimi(op): 11:41am On Dec 22, 2020
On a good day, a small dustin bin basket of onions in Minna, Niger State would cost like N800 to N1,300. But ystday, 21st Dec., I bought it at 2k after pricing from 2.5k.

In this season, how much does onions cost in your area?

PoliticsRe: Congratulations Joe Biden by icansimi(m): 5:33pm On Nov 07, 2020
How come I'm not seeing it as a breaking news on other news Channels?
HealthRe: 566 New COVID-19 Cases, 395 Discharged And 8 Deaths On June 29 - (1953 Tested) by icansimi(m): 12:13am On Jun 30, 2020
References:
https://twitter.com/NCDCgov/status/1277729455528652810?s=19

https://covid19.ncdc.gov.ng/
Let's just stay safe!

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CelebritiesRe: Lockdown: DJ Cuppy Washes Her Range Rover By Herself (Video) by icansimi(m): 4:27pm On May 20, 2020
angry

PoliticsRe: Legislative Buildings Of Countries Around The World by icansimi(m): 9:25pm On May 14, 2020
Fantastic pictures.....

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HealthRe: Help! Irregular Period Is Making Me Go Crazy by icansimi(m): 10:31pm On Mar 17, 2020
Let's chat on WhatsApp: 08035042609

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