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FamilyRe: How Do I Save For The Future So As Not To Learn The Hard Way? by icansimi(m): 12:01pm On Oct 21, 2019
Whatsapp me let's talk: 08035042609
CrimeRe: Health Worker In Rivers Sleeps With Man She Hired To Kill Her Husband (Photos) by icansimi(m): 6:59pm On Jul 06, 2019
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SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: AFCON (3 - 2) Full Time by icansimi(m): 6:57pm On Jul 06, 2019
*INVITATION: Max International Online Health & Business Seminar*

*Hosted By: Max Global Leaders*

Please join us on WhatsApp for an online Health & Business Seminar, where you will learn about Max International’s life-changing products, and how to make money with our US company, Max International.

If you know anyone who would like *better health*, or if you know anyone *who wants to make money, you MUST attend!!!!*

*Time: This Saturday July 6th , 8pm prompt*.

To participate, kindly click on the invite link below. Invite anyone else who you feel may also benefit, by forwarding this invitation https:///FE6l11k9KpeBYyr9AO1mBs
Please join the group now, well before the seminar time, as the session will be closed just before the seminar commences in order to eliminate interruptions. Once the seminar has concluded, all participants will have a chance to ask questions before the session is concluded.

This will be time well spent, we look forward to having you participate!
PoliticsRe: Rejection Of Forensic Audit Bill Is A Victory For Professionalism, Says ICAN by icansimi(m): 8:49pm On Apr 20, 2019
Why does US and UK have multiple accounting bodies??

seunmsg:
Why should we have multiple Accounting bodies in the country?
RomanceRe: Man Buys His Wife Range Rover: 'She Used to Come to my House with Keke' by icansimi(m): 7:34pm On Jul 10, 2018
Olalan:
Cool for them....... Lovely when guys handsomely reward girls who stood by them when they were not really buoyant.
BTW am always amazed at how some peeps suddenly go rich in this country, some yrs back broke but like magic they get so so rich and can afford exclusive expensive properties.
It is not a sudden wealth ooo. It's a business he's involved in even as a Medical Doctor. We met in Lagos this year February/March during and event which he spoke to inspire us all. Check the vehicle plate number and you'll understand. We're also coming behind him in the business. Contact me if you are also interested in the business: 08035042609
BusinessAudition of Young Entrepreneurs Empowerment Nigeria (AYEEN) 2016 by icansimi(op):
I applied applied for the Africa's Young Entrepreneurs Empowerment Nigeria 2016 and subsequently paid the 2k for the J18 Form. I was at my Centre in Abuja for the collection, filling and submission of the J18 form. The crowd was bearable (about 500- I was no. 473). I was eventually screened by a panel of 2 men and a lady. One of the male panelist was an oyinbo man. Some tactical questions were asked of which I was able to give answers that made the oyinbo keep nodding in approval. Some p couldn't be screened and asked to come back the next day.

How did the screening/audition go in your Center?
HealthWhen Your Life Is Worth Nothing At The Federal Medical Center, Bida (FMCB) by icansimi(op): 1:00pm On Jul 13, 2016
I am a Doctor in the federal medical Center Bida and it is high time someone spoke up about how healthcare is over here. Bida is a local government in Niger state, Nigeria. As Doctors in FMCB, our hands have literally been tied, our lips sealed shut while decay rules the day.

For the past two weeks and ongoing, the FMCB is experiencing the worst drought ever! No light, No diesel, No water, No Oxygen, More deaths!
The condition as so degenerated over the past days that we doctors and other healthcare worker bring flashlights to work. Patients are instructed to buy sachet water that we the doctors could use to wash our hands.
No light to run emergency operations or investigations; no oxygen…

It has gotten so bad that Doctors temporally Bring along small temporarily generators to help charge devices, pump water and light up certain parts of the hospital. Situation has really gone bad.

Where is the MD and what is he doing you may ask. Where are the internally generated funds going?
…. The MD doesn’t care! Dr. Usman Aminu, the MD, lives in Abuja most of the time; he lectures in Ilorin and to add salt to injury, he recently traveled for the Sallah celebration despite being fully aware of the present condition.

Two days ago, I witnessed a child rushed into the pediatric emergency unit… So sad, nothing was working… I watched this child die! No Oxygen, No light…. Nothing!
In the past one week the number of preventable deaths I have witnessed due to managerial faults is heart breaking. Neonatal mortality and infant Mortality rates have been on the rise in these past week in FMCB. Where is the MD? He is on Vacation.

Today [5th July, 2016], as I pen this, my heart bleeds. We lost two neonates today and about to lose more in respiratory distress, No oxygen.

The only crime a patient would make is coming to the FMCB because the chances that they die is far higher that surviving…. (I reject it for you!)

Throughout the month of June, no power in the whole of Bida (As expected! After all, we are in Nigeria where things don’t work). That aside, the past two weeks and present in the FMCB is dining with darkness.
Nothing works here anymore.

Who then is to blame? The federal Government or the Management, The MD?

The primary blame would be on the Federal government as usual and I completely agree with you but I Blame the Management of FMCB (Dr. Usman Aminu) more. I will explain why.

Let me begin with this maxim: where there is will, there is the drive for change; where the head is smaller than the crown, the neck makes a fool of the opportunity.

Just as observed in every FG controlled Organization, The FG is directly involved in the selection of the MD of that organization. These appointed MD or ‘head’ then becomes unaccountable to anyone. Like other ‘heads’, they sing the common melody: “fund is limited”. Their pockets grow fatter. They assume a position of selfishness regardless of their subordinates’ pain.

Who should we blame for these deaths? The MD, Dr. Usman Aminu. He should be tried for murder, his license stripped away and he investigated by the EFCC. This cannot slide by as usual Mr. President. Let the change you promised begin here in Bida on The MD.

This by no way is a personal vendetta; you could come and ask for yourself…. Start by questioning the indigenes before staff of FMCB. You would hear far worse. I promise!


This cannot go on. Why is the MD still in power? Why is he still being paid? Why should this slide?
He pockets and diverts internally generated funds. He employs far less that required quota of staff (both interns and full time staff alike)…

Dear citizens of Nigeria, Help tell Mr. president that change has to come to the health sector. You might not be buoyant to travel abroad for health treatments. I could be your child, son, daughter, father, wife, husband, or mother tomorrow.
Let us call the health sector to order, it begins with YOU.

Would I be wrong if I am the one who speaks out? Would my job be threatened? Or better still, should I keep being the typical Nigerian who waits and prays while stroking the ego of decay and corruption? Should I be the lone voice in the whiteness? What would be my fate?
I care less! Then what do I care for? I care more for humanity. I care for healthcare in Nigeria. I care for actual change. It could be me tomorrow.

We doctors in FMCB need help and intervention…. FMCB should be renamed a mortuary. The management has made it so!

http://www.adeolafayehun.com/2016/07/when-your-life-is-worth-nothing-at.html?m=1
EducationTextbooks For Accountancy/accounting Students. by icansimi(op): 8:05pm On May 31, 2016
Hello. Kindly recommend good and useful textbooks for Accountancy/Accounting students (General and Advanced). Textbooks on Financial Accounting, Management Accounting, Cost Accounting, Taxation, Auditing, Public Sector Accounting. Pls include NAME OF BOOK AND AUTHOR. Thanks.
AutosRe: Clean Benz.c 220.reg. by icansimi(m): 2:59pm On May 21, 2016
How much? Which part of the north pls?
FoodRe: Can You Believe This Is A Cake ??? by icansimi(m): 2:41pm On May 21, 2016
huh
FashionRe: Hot & Fast Selling Products. Distributors Wanted Nationwide. by icansimi(m): 11:05am On Apr 29, 2016
I am interested too. I need my wife to add these stuufs to her clothing business. And I think it will move bexos our target markets are Campus students. Let's talk. 08035042609
Jokes EtcWhen U Get Married To A Branch Manager by icansimi(op): 2:23pm On Mar 24, 2016
This is what happens when u get married to a Branch Manager. lolzz

FashionRe: Weight Loss Coffee by icansimi(m): 7:32pm On Mar 17, 2016
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Science/TechnologyRe: Python Killed In An Oil Company In Delta State Today by icansimi(m): 7:10pm On Mar 17, 2016
[quote author=gracehopee post=43862622][/quote]This gracehopee of a person is a SCAMER & a CORRECT THIEF. I fell into their hands sometime back. They even used a Bible verse to lure unsuspecting victims into their trap. NLers beware. This isn't any promo at all but a pure SCAMb
Nairaland GeneralHow You Can Drink Away Your Future by icansimi(op): 11:24am On Feb 04, 2016
I saw this on Facebook and decided to share:

A bootle of beer sells for, N180 at a local joint. If you drink an average of 5 bottles per day, that makes it 35 bottles in a week. In a year, that makes it 1,820 bottles amounting to N327,600. Just imagine folks drinking for 30 years, that will amount to N9.8m!

Men have drunk Bungalows, Duplexes Estates, etc. Hmmmm....many men have drunk away their futures.

Christianity EtcRe: Being Born Again Is Not Decisional. by icansimi(m): 10:12am On Feb 01, 2016
Speechless3:
Really!!! I am waiting on the Lord!!! smiley smiley
Op, don't you think you shld rather go private with anyone whom you think can give you some help rather than bringing it up here? Honestly, I feel you need a heart to talk with for as long as it could take until Jesus sorts you out. Using this forum amounts to lots of distractions due to time and other things including typing and network issues.

Pls, find time to read and study Rom. 5 & 6.

"While we were yet sinners, Christ died for the ungodly" Rom. 5:8.

icansimeon@accountant.com
FashionLooking For Wholesale Shop for Ladies Inner Wears For Resale by icansimi(op): 10:46am On Jan 13, 2016
Hello N/landers,

My wife just ventured into selling ladies' pants, bras, tights, camisoles, vests, etc to students of higher institutions around us. This is to argument our income as we are salary earners. So far, we tink itz a cool biz! However, our major problem right now is how to get a market to buy from. These ones she's selling was tru a friend who agreed to go to the market to help her buy. Now, she's so busy and won't always have time.

Pls, can anyone give me a link where we can buy these and other ladies Inner Wears esp for Highers Institution students?

I appreciate your inputs. Thanks and Regards 08065621995
Christianity EtcPic: An Old Man On A Suicide Mission by icansimi(op): 7:11pm On Jan 08, 2016
When the Iraqi Army captured this old man on an ISIS mission, they asked him: Why did u want to bomb yourself and kill the innocent? His reply shows how the terrorists brainwash people. He said, "I want to have dinner with the Prophet (Mohammed) in heaven." Just imagine that!


Source: http://www.olufamous.com/

TravelRe: Daylight Corruption In Immigration Office, Ibadan by icansimi(m): 7:05am On Aug 06, 2015
umulobi:
NB:There is no where you can get Nigerian standard passport @ 17k,There are other administrative charges that doesn't go to Immigration account to part with I.e DW post charges etc..However,my agent delivers within 24hrs with 25k..if u ar in Asaba,onitsha,awka,owerri etc ping me on BBM 2920464a to connect u to my agent for prompt delivery @ 25k.
You must be a confirmed and official Scammer!
RomanceRe: Differences between Marriage Sex and Fornication/Adultery Sex by icansimi(m): 6:59am On Jul 28, 2015
You shall know the Truth and the Truth shall set you free!

Candybob:
1. Premarital sex is not illegal
2. Fulltime nonsense. Does ur God not see poverty, the numerous pain that betides the earth and the grievous crimes perpetuated by the likes of you to deal with?
Na to chuck eye for wetin me and one okpeke dey do you go see am!
3. sex is sweet whether u are married or not
4. Sex produces results same as in 3 above, your marriage could break. Have you not heard of divorce before? Moreover there are many people in captivity all in the name of marriage
5. what research did you conduct to come to this conclusion? where is your references?


- Its good and desirable to be married and have a nice home.
- There is nothing wrong with sex between two adults who agree to fulfill their sexual needs in mutual understanding. Sex is a basic need for majority of the animal specie. Not just for reproduction but also for recreation (fun)
- Stop using God to force your opinion down the throat of good folks. It makes your God look cheap!
ComputersRe: Recommend A Laptop: Dell, Toshiba Or Sony Viao? by icansimi(op): 10:55pm On Jul 14, 2015
I presently use a Toshiba. I need a change
ComputersRecommend A Laptop: Dell, Toshiba Or Sony Viao? by icansimi(op): 4:04pm On Jul 14, 2015
Hello friends.

I am in need of a laptop but confused to choose btw Dell, Toshiba or Sony Viao. I currently use a Tosh bought since 2011. Evn though I am not a gamer or filmer, I love my lapi to run or respond with the speed of light among other requirements. Pls can anyone give me a good recommendation and price for this specs. - Core i7 750gb,6-8gb Ram,12-14"screen,webcam,Bluetooth, window8, NVidia 1 gig graphic card. Thanks.
PhonesRe: Between Samsung S6 Edge & Iphone 6 by icansimi(op): 7:07am On May 17, 2015
ExInferis:
Get both! As i did!

iPhone 6 plus (128gb), Galaxy S6 Edge (64gb), Note 4 (32gb, dual sim)

Top: Microsoft Surface Pro 3 (Core i7, 256gb SSD)
Hmmm. You must be a Gadget Whizkid! cool shocked shocked
PhonesRe: Between Samsung S6 Edge & Iphone 6 by icansimi(op): 10:16pm On May 16, 2015
TDonald:
U want a phone review or u want to be on front page? undecided
I feel the topic may attract more contributions there but if not, I'm ok. What I need is a review of these phones pls.
PhonesBetween Samsung S6 Edge & Iphone 6 by icansimi(op): 9:44pm On May 16, 2015
Hello friends. I am in between 2 opinions of either buying a Samsung S6 Edge or an Iphone 6. I had a BlackBerry Z30 in mind initially. Pls can good phone gurus help me do a review and give me an advice? Thanks

Moderator, pls help move this to the front page.

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