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Business / Re: How Lucrative Is A Supermarket Business? by IceColdVeins(m): 6:06pm On Mar 26, 2023
I don’t think that business is lucrative!
The running cost is just too high.
Yeah daily huge revenue is assured, if your supermarket attracts a lots of people (that’s not even assured). But thinking about the 24/7 electricity costs, the tax, logistics, wages of workers (atleast three), purchase and maintenance of database server, internet subscriptions, clever shoplifters and shop rent etc, you need to be selling highly profitable products for you to get a high profit margin in a financial year. Sadly, people prefer to buy the highly profitable products in the local markets. How many people would head into a supermarket to purchase kitchen utensils and other home accessories?
Moreover, every government policy will drastically affect you either negatively or positively e.g money volume, fuel price hike, VAT etc.
Omo I’m tired of typing…

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Car Talk / Re: Jiji Fake Buyers And Inquiries by IceColdVeins(m): 8:53am On Mar 26, 2023
xristos:
Jiji is good....am a user and I've sold well there.
Any activity online requires skill and intelligence.
U can sell well on jiji without even paying for ad.
They call me often but I told them am not interested... because I know how to place my ad on recent search.....just often renew, or edit and repost.

I also know how I search when I wano buy....even if ur ad is far behind...I can find u.

Op..Asper the points u raised above...I think it's just a way of verification from jiji.

Thanks....my 5 cent.
no cast the update naa.

I made a lot of money from sales without boosting any ads on jiji
Family / Re: Nobody Wants To See Your Maternity Shoots. by IceColdVeins(m): 10:36pm On Mar 18, 2023
Swears no single soul fvcking cares about how you look when your belly and face are swollen. Please let your baby-daddy solely bear the burden of your physical esteem issues while you relieve us all of the show of shame.
Spits

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Car Wash Space Urgently Needed For Lease Or Buy In Lagos ( Mainland) by IceColdVeins(m): 10:51am On Mar 12, 2023
opeyemi1509:
URGENTLY NEEDED -A car wash space is urgently needed for rent or buy around mainland
It must be a place that has been used as/for a car wash before.
It can also be within a filling station (abandoned or along the road.
call- 08060944346
did you get?
Romance / Re: Who Is Ilamina And What's Wrong With Her? by IceColdVeins(m): 3:32pm On Mar 10, 2023
baralatie:
Ill amina
coming late but I see what u did there hommie wink
Romance / Re: Smash Or Pass by IceColdVeins(m): 3:02pm On Mar 09, 2023
Hear me out
Crime / Re: Meet The Police CSP That Works As A Serial Assassin by IceColdVeins(m): 7:59pm On Feb 16, 2023
A video of a teenage girl been manhandled by him is on gistlover telegram
Properties / Re: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by IceColdVeins(m): 8:33am On Feb 16, 2023
OneBY:
Hello. There's a room available in a three bedroom flat off Bode Thomas, Surulere for 600k total package

Available for a male or female

Please text on WhatsApp if interested

still available ?
Properties / Re: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by IceColdVeins(m): 8:24am On Feb 16, 2023
Lovethoklinel:



Is this still available


I urgently need a place I can stay for 2 months or so either in Lekki , Gbagada,vi or Yaba axis.This is because I'm job hunting at the moment and I need somewhere close to the industrial environment.Its not as if I won't pay.Please someone should help me out as I'm gradually falling into depression
M/F and what’s your budget ?
Car Talk / Re: Pls, Recommend A Good Car Within This Budget by IceColdVeins(m): 11:03pm On Feb 09, 2023
Darlingme:
So, I finally decided to learn how to drive again, but this time, I intend getting a small car for easy learning.
Two years ago, I enrolled in a driving school, but I quit after the first week because I couldn't comprehend and I have no car.

What good car can you recommend with 800k budget for a learner like me.
I want the car flashy, portable, feminal and strong
I saw one Peugeot 206 online that looks cool, but my hubby, has been discouraging me on that. What do you think?
you can look for something like the attached picture (Nigerian used). It’s Hyundai Tiburon 1999. I’m not sure how much you can get it at the moment though.
My kid brother in the university drives one and the car is a beast (it has four cylinder but competes comfortably with other V6 Japanese cars)

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Autos / Re: 2011 Porsche Panamera For Sale by IceColdVeins(m): 10:56pm On Feb 09, 2023
IceColdVeins:
Fastest Finger🔥🔥🔥

Registered 2011 Porsche Panamera Turbo
Pre owned
Bought Brand New and shipped down to Nigeria
In perfect Condition
Price N25m
Location: Lagos

Bring a buyer!!!
Available
Romance / Re: Guys, Come In Here by IceColdVeins(m): 8:49pm On Feb 01, 2023
yomi007k:

Case 1.
Nne make dem shoot me dead. Maybe I will re-incarnate in a better continent rather than live with guilt and shame.

There are worse things than death.


Case 2.

We doing DNA on that semen. And I will take laws into my own hands because the way Naija don take frustrate me . Life don taya me.
Thats not how DNA tests work oo. Nigeria doesn’t have the data for every citizen’s DNA, so nothing to compare the DNA results with. Hence, a DNA test is useless in this case.

Just look for a herbalist that needs a human semen for a brutal ritual and watch your god fight for you.

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Romance / Re: I've Been Battling This Mental Ailment For Long Now, I'm Gradually Loosing It by IceColdVeins(m): 8:11pm On Jan 31, 2023
Emmypure:
I think it's dementia
its not dementia. I think it’s autism or ADHD
Romance / Re: Message To The Guy Whose Girlfriend Was Slapped by a cultist by IceColdVeins(m): 6:40pm On Jan 31, 2023
okrikaboi:


Except the girl is just loot, but if she is an investment he should treat the boy Bleep up with the soldiers or at least threaten him or else the boy will this time calm down and plan something more evil for the girl because at this point she has become office. You no get OT bro forget,,, every school cultist is afraid of the military their number 1 will give order for him to avoid the girl totally. Na make Dem dey call una Jew and sheep
I swear, na Wetin me self dey talk, arrange heavy military, go carry the number 1, make am sign undertaken, case closed.
Romance / Re: Use 18hrs To Fear Women by IceColdVeins(m): 10:39am On Jan 30, 2023
akube34:
lol, do u want me to confirm for you? Give me her location make we confirm the Airbnb. I Dey off work on Tuesday, I go use am help a brother for free. Just use style get the location make u tell am say ur cousin Dey come visit am
werey! You wan go chop Wetin remain.😆

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Car Talk / Re: Implications Of Having Sex Inside A Car by IceColdVeins(m): 3:46pm On Jan 28, 2023
thankmyGod:
We need to be careful when it comes to sex issue. Some people believed it's just a fun, which is not correct. I was working with a company in Lagos in 2010 and I was given a tear-nylon hilux. I was staying in Surulere then. There was a girl in my street(Rukayat) that we were trying having relationship. There was a day, she was sitting with me inside the hilux and it was raining heavily and everywhere was dark. One thing led to another. We had sex inside the hilux. What surprised me most was that the car developed fault in less thank 2 months. Don't forget that I was the one that tore all the nylon that came with the hilux. The engine started giving smoke. It was worked on like two times. I need to park it and was given another car for my work. The engine of the hliux was later changed but the hilux was grounded later. Please we need to apply our brain when it comes to sex matter





Leave them.
All those ones in disbelief should pray they don’t jam a lady with spiritual problems. Body go tell them
Car Talk / Re: Implications Of Having Sex Inside A Car by IceColdVeins(m): 3:33pm On Jan 28, 2023
macrodata:
People underestimate evil forces in Africa.

I used to manage a cafe for 3 years before I had sex in my office. That day marked the beginning of problems till the cafe was shut down 3 months later. Someone told me it was a taboo but I argued with him till he had the last laugh.
leave them.
Sometime last year, I started bringing an office colleague home to sleep with her. Within one week of her frequent visits, my phone, my tv, two laptops, broke down. Their screens broke mysteriously one after the other. I just had to pretend like it was normal but deep in me, I knew a strange force had entered my house.

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Autos / 2011 Porsche Panamera For Sale by IceColdVeins(m): 5:45pm On Jan 27, 2023
Fastest Finger🔥🔥🔥

Registered 2011 Porsche Panamera Turbo
Pre owned
Bought Brand New and shipped down to Nigeria
In perfect Condition
Price N25m
Location: Lagos

Bring a buyer!!!

Romance / Re: Nairaland New Emojis: Who Else Dislikes Them Like Me? by IceColdVeins(m): 11:57am On Jan 22, 2023
Bmaster:
I dislike them so much like👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Or whatever that means.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🖕whatever this means too

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Celebrities / Re: Content Creator, Aproko Doctor Reveals Battle With Brain Tumor In 2022. by IceColdVeins(m): 5:01am On Jan 17, 2023
olaboy33:
This begs the questions whether health conditions are a function of individual lifestyle or probably gene configuration.
I’ll go with the latter
Family / Re: My Ex Fiancee Is Pregnant For Me by IceColdVeins(m): 4:08pm On Jan 13, 2023
Sucre6:
Op lemme burst your bubbles,

She ain't preganant, op you see the benefit of growing uup in the street, it teaches you a lot of sense that u can't even learn from oxforddd university grin

That girl is very smart, she aint pregnant, she just want a last huge bite of your money before waving your ass good bye,

See what u will do,
Invite her to your house, then tell her that u want to go to the hospital with her to confirm the pregnancy and watch her explode with anger, because she ain't pregnant and would never follow u to the hospital, just block her ass and move on, stop simping cool
I swear, she already knows there's no way his family will allow him marry a scum of a bag that she is...so the smooth b*tch wants to milk him for every penny that he's worth before she takes to her heels.

B*tch is hell bent on not losing in two ways.
alesa3341 please take my comment and the above importantly.
Very key.

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Family / Re: My Ex Fiancee Is Pregnant For Me by IceColdVeins(m): 4:04pm On Jan 13, 2023
Stevenbright:
You are being scammed!
I swear, she already knows there's no way his family will allow him marry a scum of a bag that she is...so the smooth b*tch wants to milk him for every penny that he's worth before she takes to her heels.

B*tch is hell bent on not losing in two ways.

Please copy and paste this on your comment to give better context.

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Car Talk / Re: Best Car Paint Center In Lagos by IceColdVeins(m): 12:27pm On Jan 13, 2023
lamboloosta:
Good Afternoon Everyone.
Pls I need your help and reviews on a credible Paint Shop in Lagos.
I own a 2005 Direct Toks Toyota Camry XLE V6, very clean and in a pristine condition but some few months back I had a fatal accident that caused damages on both Bumpers, Booth and Bonnet.
It's currently at the Panel Beater's shop and it's 80% done to be ready for a paint job.
Now I have issues getting a credible Car Paint Shop in Lagos with a budget of 100-150k. I've seen many car repaint jobs and I'm not impressed to be honest.
I know I can't get that factory touch again but pls can anyone give recommendations on any Car Paint Shop in Lagos that can give me something close to factory standard?
I saw one on Instagram @jdautoscenter, their office is on the Island but their price is killing.
About 300k to 400k to use premium products like Sikkens, that's way too much.
Checked another on the Mainland @brisk_autocare wasn't too impressed too.
I just need a Credible Car Paint Center that can give me something close to factory standard with an affordable service charge.
Thanks.
Connoil, Eric Moore Road, Surulere.
They do fantastic jobs there.
And I also have one painter in yaba, he's well travelled and offers affordable services.

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Programming / Re: Who Is The Best Programmer Of Our Time? by IceColdVeins(m): 5:12pm On Jan 11, 2023
That he's your favourite doesn't make him the GOAT.
Besides, nobody has heard of his most recent milestone since about a decade ago.
Romance / Re: Yahoo Boi Don Collect Your Babe Before ! But I Paid Her In Full real life story by IceColdVeins(m): 8:18pm On Jan 10, 2023
Nemesis0147:
you are not normal
I swear this your comment make me bust laugh grin

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Programming / Re: My Funny Reality How I Became A Programmer and Started Earning by IceColdVeins(m): 12:11pm On Jan 10, 2023
I don't know why y'all are doubting the fact that it's humanly feasible for a newbie with thorough dedication to build a project in three months.

And I'm sure a $400 gig must be a static website, so there's nothing unbelievable about op's claim.

How he got the job with zero portfolio should be the bone of contention.
Sports / Re: Philemon Mulala Mauled To Death By His 3 Dogs by IceColdVeins(m): 9:17am On Jan 10, 2023
I used to think having a brutal dog is a part of machoism until I saw a neighbour's rottweiler rip a poor child's belly open (she survived though). Dang! I had severe trauma, then I started hating dogs and could no longer trust my neapolitan mastiff, I had to give it out to a dog trainer and never looked back.
I'll never understand why people still keep domesticated beasts in their home.

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Romance / Re: Yahoo Boi Don Collect Your Babe Before ! But I Paid Her In Full real life story by IceColdVeins(m): 5:49pm On Jan 09, 2023
Mayowa112:



boss it the anti bot spam

I cant type full text pls help anyone with solution so I can continue the story
Quote me with the story from another thread. I go help you post am werey
Properties / Re: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by IceColdVeins(m): 10:11pm On Dec 30, 2022
bened1t:


Interested in the apartment but it on telegram, can I text you on WhatsApp
sold out
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by IceColdVeins(m): 5:11pm On Dec 29, 2022
bbeckky:
Thanks, i really appreciate. Will definitely give you a call. Pls are u also in Lagos
sure I’m in Lagos
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by IceColdVeins(m): 8:46am On Dec 29, 2022
bbeckky:
I must have missed it because I contacted all the numbers given, one Tosin even did more damage than good to the car. Pls can I have your number again? L
I’m not a mechanic/rewire. So I’m not asking for patronage like the “Tosin”.
It’s just good to have people who drive the same with you around, trust me useful information and their help can come in handy especially in situations such as this that you currently face. Thereby, saving you from spending unnecessarily cos mechs don’t give a fvck about what you are going through, they just give quotes and bills based on their own current financial needs.

Zero seven zero 4616 zero 3 zero zero

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Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by IceColdVeins(m): 7:02pm On Dec 27, 2022
bbeckky:
Good morning my good people. Please I need your input on this.
I have a VW Passat cc 2012, for a while now it's been difficult to get it started in the morning, it will start and go off immediately. Now it doesn't even start again. We have used 3 different VW specialists but none seem to get why the issue is. The last person that was referred to us said there's an issue with the fuel pump, (meanwhile the previous mechanics changed the fuel pump o we've bought 3 different fuel pumps now) and below was the quote he gave us
Need to buy a new fuel pump(the original)-60k, 2 sensors in the engine-25k, and workmanship 65k===== 150k
After we agreed and he did all of these he now decided that he would need to tow the car to his workshop and get it properly checked as he was seeing some bypass in the engine or so. He towed the car and now he's giving us another quite that these things need to be worked on again. Pls I need your advice on this because I feel this guy is just taking advantage of my ignorance on this matter.

---Parts for d engine , set of ballacer 45k engine oil seal 10k chains with adjuster 25k water pump 10k engine oil 20k oil filter 5k ,gear transmission oils 25k tank intake 18k total parts 158k labour 40k
I drive the same car and I don’t get billed this much while my car has never spent 24 hrs with my mechanic/rewire before. I even remember telling you in one thread to contact me. You never did!

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