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naijapips04:
You mean 20k?

i swear the guy no well. That is the base model of all xboom, I bought it for 75k about 2 years ago and I sold it to a colleague at work at 60k last year.
Even with the current price inflation, new one will never be up to that amount he quoted.

Samsung S10 plus
128 GB
220k

Sold

Suffer, suffer for world
Enjoy for Heaven
Christians go dey yab
"In Spiritum Heavinus"
Muslims go dey call
"Allahu Akbar"
Open you eye everywhere
Archbishop na miliki
Pope na enjoyment
Imam na gbaladun

TimiRume:
Okay. Details please?

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TimiRume:
Thanks for the offer sir. Is it related to the services I'm advertising here?

A proper job

TimiRume:
I can help you run errands that you are not able to do for the time being. Such as going to deliver parcels as long as they are not implicating, within Lagos environment and the transport fare is on you. my fee is on the very low side. I can also help you with market purchases, that house cleaning you've been avoiding, pick up your kids from school when school resumes, etc and a whole lot. my fee is very affordable. You can reach me via WhatsApp or call me directly, my phone is on my signature. Thank you---------------------------- ------ modified; for those who can't view my signature:Whatsapp +234906two658351

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You can never be rich by saving.
What's the goal of saving if you are still gonna spend it someday and take yourself backwards money-wise? Unless you are just saving for your next generation to spend on your behalf, that would be stupid but quite understandable.
You are probably a hospital visit or some sort of mishap away from total bankrupcy.
Mind you, I'm not laying curses here, I'm just being realistic.
Your best bet is still to use the money to invest in a skill or start a business that will yield a somewhat stable source of more money and pump more of your savings into it to expand. If you can't think of any lucrative business to start at this point, then just accept the truth that you are only saving for the raining days and you are just a major spending away from square one.

SUPERBLOOM:
But someone can not forgive and forget you if you do fake giveaway

Same way @facetanke will forget that he was ever taken to the fool's paradise, if @balablue wakes up tomorrow and shares a real giveaway.
pretty much the same

I remember giving some strangers free lift from my estate and they asked to drop at Ojota. I couldn't park at Ojota cos those Lastma faces werent smiling that day, I drove the women down to maryland brt (ignorantly) to avoid wahala not knowing that worse trouble awaited me.
Just as the women alighted, three task force vans blocked me and about 20 armed men bombarded my car like I was some terrorist.
One of them demanded for my car key and drove me all the way to Alausa, on the way, I tried explaining but it fell on deaf ears, in the end he demanded for a whooping 70k, I had to beg him before he parked the car and collected 50k cash. Just imagine I didn't have that amount with me, my car would have been impounded at Alausa and I would have been looking for more than 50k and connections to bail my car. For this kyn economy wey everybody dey face?

The other day I passed one-way coming out of "The Place" in Ogba, No Lastma was in sight but as soon as I reached the next traffic light about 1 km away, about 4 lastma guys bombarded me like some ant around a cube of sugar, unfortunatlely I had my windows down cos i was about to park at my gf's office just after the trafficlight. They opened my car and jumped in before I could say "Jack Robinson". I was in shock when they showed me a pic someone must have snapped secretly while i was driving out of "The Place". They didn't even listen to my pleas before taking me to their office at berger, I shed crocodile tears hoping it would move them after they asked me to go deposit 250k in the government acct or risk car impoundment as my penalty....I had to tell them a big sob story of lies before they accepted to collect 40k cash which about 5-8 officers would presumably share.
That's why they always demand huge money , the money is being shared into many hands. Your 50k huge loss may just be only 4k added to an unscrupulous lastma's pocket!

why am i seeing this thread today that I'm currently purging?

So this shit wey i dey waste na like gold.

This purest form of polygamy.
Peace of mind go wan wound the husband.

wasiu for odusalu street, at itire?

If yes, that guy knows nothing

Billiebaba:
08085928888 call this guy, tell him from Billy he will help you. His name is wasiu

SirVic17:
Good morning house, I have rough black and white tourmaline, Morganite, Crystals all available in their raw state. I need serious buyers and agents for these precious stones.
Please contact me on 07064547421 (call or whatsapp) if you're interested, thanks as I expect to hear from you soon.

Make government catch u

nawa

fineboynl:
I want to buy the Chinese shock absorber but abit scared. Reason is that those used one are mostly reworked and doesn't last. You will be so lucky if it lasted 4 months considering the bad roads. Between 1-2 months you wil start noticing it's going bad.

The seller is say the new one will last 2 years. How true is this?

Has anyone bought those cheap Chinese shock ?

New pumps may last 1-3 years in average driving conditions but they are not strong enough to withstand sudden and hard hits on bumps/deep ditch, hence they may bend or crack, thereby losing the gas pressure and will immediately render them dysfunctional and money wasted. (Note this may even happen in a short time after purchase)
On the other hand, many used shock absorbers are just either refurbished or gassed and will give up in a few weeks of hard driving on uneven roads. Most part sellers are not generous with the truth about the quality of absorbers that they sell and the authentic ones are even as expensive as the new china ones.

My advice: Since you may not be able to differentiate refurbished shock absorbers from the authentic foreign used ones, buy new ones and avoid running into deep ditches.

ExDepressed:
I really appreciate chief. I don stalk tire and I am not even happy about it. For months now I have been disinterested in my businesses and my brother is the one taking care if not him, I for really cast.

Bro I’ve been in your shoes.
My ex girlfriend is even the most beautiful girl I’ve ever met (drop dead beautiful, innocent soul and has a great body) but I also lost her due to my ego after we dated for over four years.
I was in sorrow for months before we got in contact again and decided to get back together. But it wasn’t like the same, she wouldn’t submit no matter what and we split again. She later opened up to me that she had moved on with another nigga that resides in USA and the guy had sharply travelled down to see her family.
Bruh I just had to let go at that point.
It still hurts and I feel bitter cos I never met anyone like her after then. But I had to just move on with my life. She messaged me about a month ago but I left the messages unattended to. She was probably also looking for closure to clear her guilt.
Your ex probably still loves you and she’s just doing all the drama to convince herself that she made the right choice leaving you. Women in the end follow their heads and not their hearts. A woman who stuck with you for four years loves you and will probably not love any other like she did to you. She just needed to do what was best for her by leaving you.
Bro just focus on yourself, since you said she isn’t that pretty, then you’ll still meet many other ladies that are better.

ExDepressed:
I really appreciate chief. I don stalk tire and I am not even happy about it. For months now I have been disinterested in my businesses and my brother is the one taking care if not him, I for really cast.

Bro I’ve been in your shoes.
My ex girlfriend is even the most beautiful girl I’ve ever met (drop dead beautiful) but I also lost her due to my ego after we dated for over four years.
I was in sorrow for months before we got in contact again and decided to get back together. But it wasn’t like the same, she wouldn’t submit no matter what and we split again. She later opened up to me that she had moved on with another nigga that resides in USA and the guy had sharply travelled down to see her family.
Bruh I just had to let go at that point.
It still hurts and I feel bitter cos I never met anyone like her after then. But I had to just move on with my life. She messaged me about a month ago but I left the messages unattended to. She was probably also looking for closure to clear her guilt.
Bro just focus on yourself

Starexizie:
Good morning please I need help
On the 19th I borrowed money from the loan app CASHLAWN and I received several threats even before the loan due date, I paid up my debt today which is the due date. Just waking up this midnight and discovered I was credited another 7,410 which I didn't apply for

Please I need help cause am just an undergraduate student, the defamatory threatening is putting me on emotional stress

Walahi I no even know when i burst laff.
Everything in this country just wants to mess one's life up

seen?

LoverOfEvil:
Please anyone
It's very urgent


08..022190242
Airtel


Please

It's a mental conditioning of your sexual desires for your babe plus involuntary anxeity of cheating on your babe.

Betterput, when your psyscho-sexual attraction for your babe shoots to an exent, it will take a goddess-like lady to arouse your fantasies in the real time.

This had happened to me quite a number of times and it has nothing and zilch to do with your sexual capabilities.

To curb the phenomenon, try get a little tipsy and/or create interesting conversations with your other sexual partners before you delve into action. This always your brain some time to create the fantasies and hormones necessary to receive the ecstasy will be co-ordinated before the coitus is initiated.

brain54:
I remember back then when I was in high school...

One student... Who was In the hostel/boarding gave me 200 naira when I was going to town to help him buy kulikuli.


The kulikuli i bought after doing small wuruwuru still filled almost half bag of Polythene.

Now you telling me 4 pieces of kulikuli is 50 naira... Meaning about 16 to 20 pieces of the "German stones/rock" is 200 naira.

This shouldn't be a cruise something...!

na FGC u go?

Bostin:
Year and transmission type

little attention to transmission type, it just has to be factory and non-converted.
2010-2012

Please quote me if you have a perfectly maintained passat cc, clean interiors and exterior, sound and factory Engine and gear

RussellRutherfo:
That Bible verses you gave there really touched me. I just read it while in Church and further proved to me that Islam and Jehovah witnesses are false religions since they teach that Jesus is Angel Michael because how can an angel resurrect?!!

How can an Angel also cause the resurrection of others who were already dead long time.

It painful that these groups oppose Jesus while claiming to respect Jesus Christ.

No angel can have all the power in heaven and on earth.

Lol all other religions are suddenly false cos you just read some gibberish narratives written by who the hell knows whom.
How can a large number of people be collectively stupid?

Iamdbull:
Visit my Instagram page at iamdbull to participate in the challenge.

You scatter 7k for hand, call am 20k. You wan give online people money, you hold cash for hand, you wan waybill am?.

Na ment or malaria?

Jayjay2019:
Hi brothers and sisters, there is this girl I'm crushing on IG. She's my kinda girl 100 percent. I have been sending her DMs but she's not responding. Please do you people know other ways I can get her? I really love her.

Please serious comments only. I can't get her off my mind since last year I bumped on her IG.

By the time you see her physically, u will be disappointed. She is probably just an average looking girl with a photo editing app and good locations to snap.
Real OGs know that IG girls ain’t shit.

decub:
Got these items I want to sell off.

GOTV decoders with power plug and remote (used)
Duvets (New)
Already sown off-white cotton Linen - 4 yrds (Didn't match the colour combination I desire)
Location: Lagos

Hit me your offer if interested.

Duvet - 10k?

tollyboy5:
Just ask the questions on my mention I go reply.

I need some help in acquiring embedded system hardware materials like panels, led matrix etc.

Im in lagos and I need directions to where I can get them affordably chief.

Anticipating your response chief.

Thanks

Good day chief!!

I have some questions about embedded systems, can I PM you sir?

tollyboy5:
As graduate I deleted the group soft

Sirchiboy:
I pray to use one of them as an escape goat.
Because of 2 or 3k fares you will be commanding people old enough to be your elder brother.
They can't try those rubbish with normal taxi drivers.
Bolt and Uber drivers don suffer especially in the hands of those hookup girls that will wear one bra and pant for one week without washing them.
Oga you don't know how to use map
Oga take this way.
Oga the road good for inside pit holes make I drive enter.
Chai

Lol I drive a 2012 vw passat cc and I use indrive as a driver at times as another stream of income asides my 9-5.

Ladies have never disrespected me while driving them, I personally dont like taking male passengers' orders.

Most ladies show utmost respect and even use the "sir" word especially when they hear me speak on phone and I'm just 30 by age. Some even flirt, give me greenlight or try to engage with me after the ride. Most of my tips were from ladies.
In a nutshell, your looks and your car plays a major role in how you are addressed when it comes to e-transport business.
The only one case close to disrespect involved a guy and it was a clear case of jealousy cos my car was dope and his gf was impressed. lol

My 2 cents is....... ladies will always judge and regard you based on looks and material things. Very shallow gender.

efec:
Selling

5k

OjochideFaith:
Neatly used bed frame and standing fan for sale.
Bed frame:80k
Standing fan:70k
Location: Ikotun
Interested and serious buyer should chat or call 08109521418.

bed frame size ?