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[quote author=Emmanuelugo post=125014481][/quote]s 10 plus… is it dual sim?

Nice write up

odenkirk:
bro its not for ur handsomeness its because u look feminine masculine guys are turn off for gay-brielz

trash you just wrote
I’m masculine to the core

Oluwafunminire:
There is this Renovated building in Fadeyi, 2 bedroom flat for #1.2m and total package is #1.6m. Please if you are interested, please DM. Preferably a female.
PS: All room ensuite

Hi I have a female interested.
How can I reach you urgently pls?

Location?

chigoziri2403:
Do you look feminine
What do you think makes them attracted to you

Na I’m not in any way feminine
My face and physique

If you’ve never been approached, you are either ugly asf or fucking ugly. No two ways to it

I had been approached countless times,
In the university:
One nigga selling food in the cafeteria would always serve me double of whatever I ordered, he’ll speak to me so softly, he was way older than me but always made me feel like I was talking to a younger lady. He asked for my number one day and I gave him. He even crammed it lol. I wasn’t even bothered about the gay thingy cos I was just interested in the extra food I always got. Until one day that he was caught trying to visit a guy in the hostel with the sole intent of having sex with him. The guy and his friends lured and trapped him. And he was disgraced, his news went round and he vanished into the thin air never to be seen or heard of again.

Another one, A doctor from the University College Hospital approached with all smiles and asked for my number, I obliged and he started calling everyday(fvcking creepy) I had to grab the bull by the horn one day and told him point blank like “Hi bro, I’m straight and will never be gay or do anything relating to gay stuff, so please cut the crap if that’s your intention” he denied it and that was the last I heard from him.

I also remember getting an anonymous message sometime in school when the person started asking gay questions. I was destabilized and didn’t know how to react cos I was curious about whom it could have been. Then I tried to be smart by not showing any anger or form of displeasure. I just quietly ignored and kept the number on my WhatsApp cos I was sure the person behind that keypad will lose guard someday and post his picture on his DP.
Alas, he did after a couple of months it happened to be a guy on my hostel floor. Then I remembered how he and his roommate (apparently gay too) approached me at a suya stand to ask about me. They were just asking random questions and I responded cos I felt they were just been friendly. I guess I ended up giving them my number that day.
I just chatted him and blasted his life, he apologized and told me he was a changed person blah blah blah (Yimu) 😂

Lastly, there was a man who parked beside me to ask for directions in school. He drove a hilux van and gave me his complimentary card, that’s when I saw that he was a top military personnel (I’ll not mention the rank for his anonymity sake ). It’s a long story…. I’ll come back to complete

sunshineV:
dash me the 14 make u dey use the 12 nah🥺

sold

Avail

Available ooo

coatofwealth:
Baba! Wetin u talk?

Nah bro
This ain’t a giveaway thread

coatofwealth:
200k?

nice try

Available for meet up

Still available

valicious1:
You're not on WhatsApp

I am.
Please verify the number 070.4616.0300

valicious1:
Where's your location

Surulere Lagos.

070
4616
0300

Color - black
Storage - 64 GB
BH - 86%
FU
Price : 230k
Very neat, has a screen guard, just buy pouch

Reason for selling - just got iPhone 14

Curious345:
Hello guys..

Happening right now. I just chewed a fat healthy Coackroach. It was hidden inside the full spoon load of beans I just scooped and gulped now.

I only later started feeling the aftertaste of Coackroach after some 2seconds later.

Please what do I do?

Any drug I can drink to forestall any Impending negative scenario?

Trust me! May not be a cockroach

CandyOps:
I need help, guys. This is an urgent situation .

Not being sexist here but hey... I didn't make the rules. So don't hate the player🤔

My problem now is how to go about it 💬

I'm confused if it's better to invest in her teeth and have her in my rotation or just go low with her.

At least the teeth issue isn't entirely a bad thing cos it has a big advantage when giving head.... If you know what I mean 😉

So how would you handle this? #playersonly

As a certified player.

Teeth or no teeth, I’ll give her a fake sense of comfort just to bang her first before any further discussion.
Then observe her loyalty and composure for a short time, if satisfactory, I’ll let her know I could be of help to fix the dentition, this will earn me a few more coupons to her cookie whenever it’s needed.

I’ll then offer to loan her some money to help fix the dentition (meanwhile, I’m gifting her the money in my mind). This will be like a form of attachment so she won’t bail out on you so easily unless she has the money to refund the loan readily. And when she switches up on you finally as her self esteem has been rejuvenated, you will have the prerogative to demand for a refund. Anyhow things pan out, it’s a win for you

game is game

Ayula911:
J

Do you have the receipt and how much ?

psycho-the-rapist

Divinemercyy:
I also feel what contributed to my tinnitus is that I have a very loud voice...so loud and sharp...naturally loud voice.
Sometimes when I laff the laff dey up to 10000decibels.


Another one I feel contributes..I may not be so sure;cold water addict...drinking very chilled water can cause tinnitus. This very point is my own opinion and it can be countered medically and otherwise. I am a cold water addict.

God help me...tinnitus don deal with me. I can’t even have a quiet time in my room with my right ear producing one annoying sound repeatedly like that. I can’t even eavesdrop again in peace

the blast of a shot gun is not even up to 200 decibels lol.
I doubt if your laughter has anything to with it

Kobojunkie:
1. WOW.... I can't imagine loosing my hearing and still having tinnitus.

Ever since the very first time I experienced a 2-day wild tinnitus after returning home from a club cos I was seated next to a blaring speaker, i stopped joking with my ears.

sukkot:
its true

leave him let him learn the hard way like many others. I’ve warned my friends against it so they won’t say they never heard of it.

My own story would pass as a perfect script for horror or paranormal movie.

If you are not a trustfund kid, your eye go see shege, especially if you are born in a third world country.

didroon43:
You can use the money to open a laundry shop.

Here are a breakdown of how to go about it.

1. Small shop rent - N100k/yr
2. Washing machine - N50,000
3. Washing materials - N50,000
4. Arrangement of shop - N50,000
5. Packaging - N50,000
6. Business registration (me) - N25,000

Total: N325,000.

You would still have some money left to run your clearance in school👌

E no need iron & generator?

Y'all should cut this dude some slack now.
The "witch" there was a metaphor.

If I call someone "son of a gun", I hope y'all won't crucify me for referring to one's dad as an Automatic Kalashnikov 49 machine.