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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is It A Crime To Be Honest In This Country ? by IceColdVeins(m): 1:18pm On Sep 07, 2022
Now is the best time for you to resign.
Can’t you just say you got another job? Or you are going to learn a skill/trade?
I guess there’s more to this story cos I don’t see why a peaceful resignation will affect your mom’s employment with the organization.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by IceColdVeins(m): 10:24pm On Sep 06, 2022
Annahh:
Hello, did your gf recieve mail for training school?
Not yet
Autos / Re: DEALER IN ALL KINDS OF VOLKSWAGEN MOTOR SPEAR PARTS by IceColdVeins(m): 10:20pm On Sep 06, 2022
greatstephenho:
We are open for business .
Hi chief,
Please I need a clean Volkswagen Passat cc
Music/Radio / Re: The Lyrics Of This Popular Song From The 90s Will Melt Your Heart (Video) by IceColdVeins(m): 6:40pm On Sep 02, 2022
phemmyfour:
More reason why you're wrong

Gauo was released in late 99/2000
The movie below was done in the 90s
That guy is confidently yarning dust. grin

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Autos / Re: Super Clean And Faultless 2012 Volkswagen Passat @ 3.950 by IceColdVeins(m): 6:39pm On Sep 01, 2022
3 million please and when is he/she relocating pls
Autos / Re: Before You Buy That Car by IceColdVeins(m): 3:20pm On Aug 30, 2022
Following
Autos / Re: No Longer Available by IceColdVeins(m): 8:33pm On Aug 29, 2022
I need this in October cry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by IceColdVeins(m): 6:18pm On Aug 26, 2022
HitlerGaddafi:

Congrats son.
funny dude grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by IceColdVeins(m): 6:17pm On Aug 26, 2022
My gf got a success mail this evening. Y’all should still be hopeful.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by IceColdVeins(m): 7:48pm On Aug 25, 2022
HitlerGaddafi:

Okay I no go talk again . Wait for your email. You'll get it.
I said shut it. I am not a candidate, I am here looking out for info for my gf and note that I passed through training school years ago and I currently work in one of the first tier Nigerian Banks. Please stop misleading people it doesn’t always work like you have been painting it here. Although I quite agree with you that some organizations’ job applications could be on first come first served basis but it doesn’t always apply to recruitments like this. Banks always look out for top talents and not “fastest fingers”.
Unless you work with Workforce or UBA Human Capital, you can’t just be capping here.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by IceColdVeins(m): 7:47pm On Aug 25, 2022
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by IceColdVeins(m): 7:34pm On Aug 25, 2022
HitlerGaddafi:

Yes it's funny but it's simple logic.

If 100 people wrote on 8am Wednesday and they needed just 50. They got 50 candidates that passed out of the 100 that wrote . They sent their names to UBA. UBA has gotten what they needed, Whether you write the next day no concern them again. Infact people were already getting success mail as early as 11am on that same Wednesday. Some that wrote around 12-1pm were seeing mails by 2, 3 pm.
It's a simple case of first come first serve.

It's simple, a football match lasts for 90min, you can come 10 min to the end of the game it's your business but just know you can never get the front row seat of the stadium.

Guy shut it. You are not an HR personnel.

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Romance / Re: My Experience After I Got Advice On Nairaland by IceColdVeins(m): 7:06pm On Aug 19, 2022
All these your story modules self no be am....You later off paynt abi you no off?

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Romance / Re: Please, Is This Thing Coming Out From My Private Normal? by IceColdVeins(m): 12:39pm On Aug 19, 2022
fadilaMaikiriki:
Jeezz! Are you serious about this right now? Please, how do I remedy this situation? I need help on how to stop it, please.
Please ignore the retard.
There’s nothing like that.
It’s blood clot, however, you may want to go easy on those contraceptive pills, if you’ve been indulging in them lately

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Programming / Re: Let’s Discuss Git/Github Functionalities And Issues Here. by IceColdVeins(m): 3:03pm On Aug 16, 2022
Mich45:
I think irreversible or very critical operations in git should have a prompt that explains what the user is about to do, the implications, and a confirmation if they would like to continue or not.

I recently did 'git reset --hard' because I was having problems pushing my work to Github. Comrades, that's how I lost my hard-written technical articles. Articles that took days and nights. I can't cry because the tears aren't even coming.

I have tried using recovery softwares to get back the files but I can't afford those for now. My advice so you don't end up like me? NEVER USE A GIT COMMAND YOU DO NOT FULLY UNDERSTAND WHAT IT DOES.
Ooops sorry about that.

Always run your git status, before you use any reset command.
Romance / Re: My Wife Thought A Witch Is After Her Life by IceColdVeins(m): 11:10am On Aug 16, 2022
Why did the op sound like taking care of the child is his wife's duty?
Man please help your wife domestically in anyway you can cos when the chips are down, you both will bear the brunts.
And why sound so insensitive in a life and death situation involving your family.
Romance / Re: Have You Had Sex With Someone You Don't Know by IceColdVeins(m): 4:42pm On Aug 15, 2022
mediclife1987:


Then you give them something in the end sha?
Like how much do you give them in the end?
I don't give women nothing bro, unless we are in a relationship.
Programming / Let’s Discuss Git/Github Functionalities And Issues Here. by IceColdVeins(m): 3:20pm On Aug 14, 2022
Why don’t we talk about Git and GitHub here?

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Romance / Re: Have You Had Sex With Someone You Don't Know by IceColdVeins(m): 3:05pm On Aug 14, 2022
mediclife1987:


How much did you give these ladies in all of this?

Please be honest, cos I wanna do a research on it.

Thanks...

I’ve never directly paid money for sex before.
I just try to look as good as possible to attract them, then my money would be secondary
Romance / Re: Have You Had Sex With Someone You Don't Know by IceColdVeins(m): 8:54am On Aug 13, 2022
Khaleesi4lyf:
avoid me please
okay girl.
Romance / Re: Have You Had Sex With Someone You Don't Know by IceColdVeins(m): 8:39am On Aug 13, 2022
Khaleesi4lyf:
Hmmmmmm undecided
Why are you hmmming?
Romance / Re: Have You Had Sex With Someone You Don't Know by IceColdVeins(m): 10:51pm On Aug 12, 2022
Lastly,

I already posted this one in the Ashawo Beer Parlor thread a long time ago. So I’ll just copy and paste as thus:

I just parked into a new apartment close to my office(happens to be a school environment as well) I knocked on my neighbor’s door cos my electrician needed a table to climb to hang my chandelier. To my utter dismay, I was hit with a rude yell “who is that?” then I begin to stutter when I realized the voice wasn’t my neighbor’s. Then I mumbled “It’s me Irene’s neighbor(not real name) before the door hesitantly opened ajar and an angry face popped up asking “what do you want?”
To be continued (sorry I easily get tired typing)
Continuing: (I’ll be more succinct now).

“Can I borrow a chair/table pls?” I asked before she replied “‘there’s no table here” and Gbamm!!! The door was slammed on my face.
I shrugged and went back to the artisans, (the electrical guy and another guy who just finished painting my POP) who already overheard the conversation between the mysterious lady and I.
After about 5 minutes, I heard my neighbor’s security door spring open again and the lady brought a chair and gave to me while she apologized for her earlier misdemeanor. I said no problem, then she asked for my name which I told her. I was already eyeing the boobs standing against my face before she turned to return into her apartment and i saw the massive butt hanging on her waist “Damn this girl ain’t here to play” I mumbled silently.

After about 30 minutes, she came out again to dump her waste bin when we ran into each other, that was when I had the time to ask her about herself and I got to understand that she is my real neighbor’s friend (and Irene had travelled) . I told her I just got transferred to that environment at work and I’ll be around for a few days before I travel back. She asked me where I was gonna sleep, I told her “my room of course”. Then she showed a little concern about how messy and higgledy-piggledy my place was, owing to a lot of work that went in there as a new building. Then she said something like, anyways “you can come sleep over if you want to till you get your place fixed”
Well, that was all I needed to hear and the rest as they say is history. (We watched the squid game movie and played truth or dare while we rubbed minds with a big bottle of kolaq alagbo to set in the mood)

#FearUnilagChics

Sorry pics taken down

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Romance / Re: Have You Had Sex With Someone You Don't Know by IceColdVeins(m): 10:50pm On Aug 12, 2022
Alright this one is also a worthy mention

Happened during my NySc days in the East.
One fateful afternoon, I walked into my Favourite restaurant to fulfil my stomach desires when I all of a sudden needed to charge my phone cos I was running on a low battery. I started asking around if I could borrow a charger for my phone when I reached a table where a beautiful lady was seated with a guy, who seemed like he couldn’t get enough of her.

I asked if I could borrow her charger and she gave it to me but told me that she wouldn’t be staying long in the restaurant which I agreed to.
I hadn’t charged for up to 10 minutes when she came to me to say she was leaving but she gave me an option of bringing the charger to a salon, where she’d be getting her hair fixed. I agreed then she left, leaving the guy behind.

After about an hour, the guy came to meet me that I should bring the charger for him to take it to the girl. I immediately sensed the guy’s attempt to block me from meeting the babe again, so I rejected his request and he left.
After some time I left the restaurant for the salon that she had described to me. When I got there, she asked me to have a seat and wait for her. At that point, I knew something might go down so I had to take excuse to get a drink (condom). By the time I got back, she was set. We left for her house and the rest they say is history.

This event gave me trust issues till today cos the lady kept receiving calls from her bf that she was meant to travel to meet the next day at Aba. I even followed her to the bus park the next morning before I found my own way back home that morning .

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Romance / Re: Have You Had Sex With Someone You Don't Know by IceColdVeins(m): 10:48pm On Aug 12, 2022
Continued.

Another event happened when I was working in a bank. It was my first job ever and I was hell bent on looking super good always(never to be caught unfresh).
And luckily, the branch was located in LASU campus.
One fateful afternoon, one student lady worked in with her friend to complain about challenges with their mobile app which I helped fix immediately. She thanked me and gave compliments about my looks, she also said she liked my surname cos my ID was hanging on my neck. Summarily, she requested for my number which I obliged before she immediately chatted me on WhatsApp (my colleagues were already giving me the winks at that point)

After the close of business, I was returning home alone to a boring life like I always did routinely when I remembered the lady. I chatted her up and asked if we could hang out, she accepted and we fixed a rendezvous.
After having fun and getting drunk we lodged in a hotel and had a one night stand.

I stopped responding to her chats after then though, I found out she had a bf in my area.

I don’t want troubles lady, I’m new here lol

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Romance / Re: Have You Had Sex With Someone You Don't Know by IceColdVeins(m): 10:48pm On Aug 12, 2022
Yeah numerous times.

First time was in my university days, my cousin whom I was temporarily living with due to chaos in the hostel used to tell me about a babe he just met after his recent break up. (Fat ass, overly flirty and all). I never met her nor saw her pictures until she came around the campus one fateful night. She was an A level candidate who had told her uncle whom she lived with that she would be on campus over the night “to read.

Meanwhile, my cousin had told me about how he and the chic had done everything sexual apart from the intercourse itself. So the girl had been denying him the Coochie (nigga was a fine boy simp lol). When she came around, my coz tried to initiate sex which the babe rejected before she fumed and stormed out of the door angrily. While they were at it, I was busy peeping through the window so I knew perfectly how it went down before she left angrily. I followed the girl and tried to calm her down but she asked me to see her off to the reading hall instead as it was almost 12 midnight. That was it, somehow I was able to initiate interesting conversations with her and we spent about another 2 hrs gisting outdoors in the cold midnight. I took her to a very secluded department and One thing led to the other...we made out and after a couple of minutes of persuasion, our denim pants dropped and we were both naked.
Plot twist: We both ceased to be virgins after that night lol.
Then it made sense why she denied my coz the Coochie. But why she decided to give it to a stranger still remains a mystery to me till date.

Typing.....

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Romance / Re: Bye Bye Nairaland... Bye Bye!!! by IceColdVeins(m): 9:33pm On Aug 10, 2022
MrCork
Romance / Re: Why Is Neither She Accept Nor Rejecting My Friend Request On Facebook,, Advice N by IceColdVeins(m): 10:15pm On Aug 09, 2022
You are a deluded.
Fvcking retard
Properties / Re: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by IceColdVeins(m): 3:30pm On Aug 03, 2022
pamilex:


Big fool
Oga shout up your mouth there
You just dey rant rubbish,
I love the fact that the guy ignored you.
Have been to the house and the guy is accommodating if not that he didn't accept the monthly payment plan, would have taken it.


Romance / Re: See How Rude This Girl Is by IceColdVeins(m): 9:23am On Aug 03, 2022
She even added "please".
Very well cultured lady
Kimiso:
The girl hasn't said or done anything much to make you block her na,"how may I help you"is not a mannerless speech
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Mass Resignation Of Software Engineer In Banks by IceColdVeins(m): 10:47am On Jul 27, 2022
Age?
efembaba:
You mean my age or my years of experience?
Programming / Re: There Is More To Software Development Than Programming by IceColdVeins(m): 9:58am On Jul 27, 2022
mkwayisi:
I TOTALLY agree with you. Point well made! I know a lot of programmers who have a dozen languages under their belts but do not know how to implement a hash table, recursive binary search, or even a linked list. I find that very heart-breaking.

Also, I've seen many rich "software engineers" who's banking software is vulnerable to SQL injection at the login prompt!

So I guess there's more to programming than just software development too.
The bolded is just so common.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Mass Resignation Of Software Engineer In Banks by IceColdVeins(m): 9:53am On Jul 27, 2022
How old?
efembaba:
I am a front end developer and I need a job. I am a workaholic and I am quite versatile. My email is efem200@yahoo.com. Thanks

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