jasonagu:
Single room spacious with basic facilities
Centrally located in surulere
Well secured
Available for short/long term rent

Pls whatsapp me 070 46 one six 03 zero zero

AllenforGOD:
ok are you willing to give your life to christ and turn from your sins to jesus,and be born again and whole,new in christ,if so say this.lord jesus i confess all my sins,i beleive you died on the cross and rose from the dead lord jesus come into my life i accept you as my lord and personal saviour,cancel my name from the book of hell and put my name in the book of the holy lamb,lord help me to live a life that pleases you which is according to your will amen.so do not go back to sin again,i advice you,for you to build a relationship with jesus live according to his will and obey his commandments.

oops!! too late
She had me in the fourth round already.

I kinda like this new you

Don't stop taking the that bloody pill

AllenforGOD:
Good day brethren.
Do you know that the only way one can escape death<hell>is jesus.salvation in jesus,beleiving he's the one true son of God,and beleiving he died for your sins,and rose from the dead.brethren time is running out,the son of man is yet to come and take his righteous people and those who are faithful and beleive in him.those that do not and dont want to beleive in him are doomed and will not be caught up in the air with him<which is rapture>.so in order not to be doomed here on earth repent,for jesus said in his word that we here"are in the world,but not of the world",get my point jesus is right.So brethren time is running out fast for"THE SON OF MAN IS YET TO COME<JESUS>".so repent and be saved remember"ignorance is no excuse in heaven"jesus's mercies endureth here on earth but when you die in sin it ends.jesus hands are still wide open for those who are willing to turn to him.Muslims,pagans,bhuddists,atheists,hinduist etc,jesus is the ONLY WAY TO ETERNAL LIFE AND HEAVEN THERE'S JOY IN JESUS

You should have posted this earlier perhaps I would have seen it in time.
I just busted a nut in her mouth and I feel so ungodly after reading this.
Please respond quickly before she finds her way down my zip again.

Now I’m starting to panic.... I always dream and have flashbacks of wars and battle. Seems I was a soldier in my past life.

A lethal dose of Morphine: You’ll literally see/feel your soul slowly leaving.

I think that’s the highest level to this death shii.

OpenHeaven2019:
Hello guys,

Welcome to this thread.

This is the Nairaland official thread for Alt school africa.


The entrance exam started Feb 1st, 2022. I wish all of us Goodluck.

In the Nairaland spirit can those who have taken the exam provide guidance for those who are yet to take it?

What were the questions like?

How was the Maths and English questions like (General knowledge questions) etc.

What’s up? I’m also in Altschool.
Cloud Engineering though.
How about you?

I beg help me drop your iPhone cord and original charger

This one gets me everytime

MMempire:
What about...........

Trash

I beg help me drop your iPhone cord and original charger before you go

bigpicture001:


Are u sure..? This one beauty is in ur moniker

Abort mission bro, you are quoting an ugly ass dude with grubby hairy balls

Theboy21:
Yea, that reminds me, please tell your wh0re momma to not hesitate to call me again when your big old foolish pop is outta town again, so i can make her pussy popping with liquid, sticky n whitish stuffs coming outta there and oh tell her my appologies once again for the bruises on her pussy the last time we smashed
kindly ask her to show you the hole so u can see the wonders of ma work son

DON'T BOTHER MENTIONING AGAIN COS AM DONE WITH YOU... you are too weak for a troll, go n learn work


Signout

Nigga got served, I'm here to see more vawulence brov.

bolousadex:


banking job is amazing. Stop discouraging people. I have been a banker for about a Decade and I am doing very well. If you don't want to be marketer or an operator, the onus lies on you to study relevant courses or certifications so you can move to a more specialized department. There are more than 30 departments in a bank. I am in Finance, and been a banker for almost a decade now. Having worked in two banks, I am doing close to 1.6m/month with many perks. When you find yourself working in a bank, aspire to be a banker and not a bank worker....my two cents

Honestly, I'm just tired of these guys demeaning the banking career.
No gain saying, Banks are one of the highest paying organizations in Nigeria.

I told someone I have a colleague in his 30s who earns 2 milli plus per month, Till today, he still thinks I'm bluffing.

These ignoramuses can't see beyond the four walls of bank branches

Shank909:
I swear I have tried it before. I bought one big pandoro( that fruit that looks like yam) I collected its water and added to Ori butter and applied it on my gbola for some weeks I got discouraged when I didn't notice any result and I discontinued using it.

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Shank909:
Bros I hope you are not planning to prescribe any dick enlargement treatment bcus none works, even google proves it.

I doubt if that was colorado though....Colorado effects are for a few hours

Shank909:
Hi Everyone, I know this topic might appear reasonable to some people and some people might think it's nothing to worry about but I want you all to remember the adage that says he who wears the shoes know where it pinches. I know there are one thousand and one problems in the world to worry about than dick sizes but my people it is actually something to worry about too. I am in my mid 30s and married with kids. No gain saying, I'm a very cute guy to the extent that people tell me almost everyday, I'm tall and slim. I'm kind and full of positive vibes, I'm well doing as well I almost got it all but I keep wondering why having a small dick should be my portion I guess it's actually true about the saying that no one has got it all but I swear if there is one thing I would love to change about me is my dick size. I have two opinions about my dick it is average when hard but looks like that of a toddler when flaccid. It's about 3.5inch when it's flaccid and about 6.5 when hard which seem a bit long but slim. To me, I know my dick is small but to many ladies they kept saying it's average and its cool. I never had a girlfriend leave me because of my dick size in fact all my exes never let go totally they keep coming back, one even told me she prefers medium sized dick like mine because it is easy for her to f**k anyday anytime without feeling pains unlike big dicks. She might be telling the truth but my instincts would not agree.

Although, almost all my girlfriends always complained that my doggy is bad and always affect their belly, my wife can't even give me doggy style at all she complains all the time and begged me not to go all in. Well, I think my dick is a bit long but I don't like the fact that it is slim and get more angry and worried when it's flaccid. I'm grateful to God that my wife is not sex freak and I'm kinda sure my size is okay for her. I have tried different type of dick enlargement treatment but I realized all are fake and no enlargement works unless surgery which I might still consider in future. I feel insecure with my size that going to the swimming pool is a problem for me even though I love swimming, I find it hard to wear shorts or strip to my panties in public(pool or beach or even with friends) which I noticed most of my friends who have big dicks do normally. Whenever my friends or younger brothers come to my house for holiday I don't let them wear shorts or something that will reveal their dick size and I used the kids as an excuse. I and one of my friends traveled out of the country and stayed at an apartment for 3 months and I was either wearing a trouser to bed or wear a big short just so my friend will not notice my dick size meanwhile this my friend likes nudity any small privacy he wants to put off trousers. There was a time he asked me why I like to wear clothes to bed but I told him its because of cold.

The reason why I feel depressed is that I think I'm losing self confidence in myself even though I'm doing well in every other aspect, my look and achievement used to bring pretty ladies my way and whenever any lady is flirting with me I would just be thinking inside of me that "is it with your small dick that you want to f**k this one. Some of my wife's single friends flirted with me a lot but whenever I remember my small size I will just friend zone them cuz I don't want any embarrassment for my wife and myself. To make matter worse my type of ladies are the thick ones especially one with a big ass isn't that weird? But one thing that gives me confidence is that I sure know how to make good use of my dick but then it would be better if bigger.

Please nairalanders, how do I overcome this problem and social media made it worse with their advocate for big dick and make it seem like all women like it big and you are at a risk of being cheated on if you have a small dick. Even though I trust my wife to a very large extent and we live in peace and harmony I still can't stop thinking she might want to experience a bigger dick if she had a chance to.

DM me

Perhaps you need to set a more explicit trap for her or something. Catching her red-handed might be the only way out.

As for me, I’ve got no chills, I’d have sent her packing the very moment my instinct caught her.

Parachoko:
Mtcheww

On Bola Ahmed Tinubu's pencil-dick I Sit Gidigba

Congrats

Datboredberri:
Bro... Go and read stories on beastiality so you don't sound ignorant...

It's not a gender thing...

A dog's penis can become very large... That's why many people have sex with them...

I have a neopolitan bullmastiff and he loves human chics, especially ones with ample experience in bestiality like you.

Watchuu doing tonight ? “Big Jay” would love your company. I’ve got money though

Danyyyyyyyyyyy:


May you experience labour and period cramps , may you carry a child in your belly for 9 months while still moving around on swollen feets , may you breastfeed a child till you faint from exhaustion , may your breast swell up in pain as your child has no appetite , may you be up at night with no hope for rest during the day , may you carry a baby to work
May you cook , clean , bath the babies , and still go to work and come back and proceed to repeat the same process
You will experience pain in all parts of your body for 5 days a month
You shall feel your manhood contract painfully every month and when you walk you'll think your intestines want to fall out
When you use the toilet you'll think your intestines want to fall out
When you pee you'll feel pain but you're not sick so no medicine for you
You'll purge 3 days every month and you'll feel pain
In the end of everything noone will console you , rather they'll prey on you and tell you that you're not the first so endure
Even if it's just a nightmare , I pray you experience what it really feels like to be a WOMAN , if you knew you'd go and look for your mother but the sad and brutal truth is that YOU WILL NEVER KNOW

Too many words, yet no atom of sense made

Redpill is Golden

edoman2016:


As in ehh! Poultry and fish farming is overrated. Too many losses

Yeah small scale farming is a total waste of time, energy and resources

Les:
7k!!! Me when I worked as a bar cleaner!
I'm still not better off and this is a cry for help.
If you have something good for an agric graduate, lemme know abeg!

age location and university grade?

olukaygold:

I just On the TV last night and to my surprise, it work fine,but when I tried to On it this morning,still showing inked Screen... I don leave am for God...na me Bleep Up.

Bro please how much did you buy that your wall panel? and where?

Naughtyg:
5 tb hard disk with over 150 PS4 games(.pkg) for sale...#120000

Location: shomolu Lagos mainland

Call or Whatsapp 09015874634

LI
ALL WORKING PERFECTLY
DLC’S + PATCHES + UPDATES COMPLETE/DEFINITIVE EDITIONS

Can i see the console?

You are right

Omo

tbred:
Fairly used Qasa Wall Mount Stabilizer for sale

Power Input: 2000VA

Continuously powers 1.5HP AC at 140V or higher

Continuously powers 1HP AC at 110V or higher

Price: 25,000 Naira (slightly negotiable)

Location: Ibadan

Contact: 08023536207 (Call/WhatsApp)

Bro I bought a new one this year for 24k (plus delivery)