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shiet!! May this ADHD not be the end of me, cant believe I abandoned this thread already.

Anyways, my story continues......

Ogbomosho?
Lautech boys, if you know, you know!

H. Pylori Red alert, No orthodox medicine can solely and completely win that war.
You need to go herbal and traditional to keep that parasite out of your system

I strongly believe the car maintenance history for cc TSI engine matters a lot. The 2.0 TSI engine is very fragile, any form of abuse will always have a ripple effect. Some users also remove the turbo to reduce stress on engine. To avoid timing chain and tensioner issues, just go for the cc with 3.6L in-line 6 cylinders, the engine out-performs the TSI and never dies, it can also go on very long trips with minimal risks.

mrkingshok:
Didi you change the problematic timing chain and tensioner to the updated type after purchase? How expensive is the maintenance of this CC? which model year did you buy please? I am interested in buying this car, but after reading reviews from users around the world, I became very sceptical about the car.

4.5 Million

End users only.

Ikeja GRA, Lagos

You lost twice.
Universe somehow again gave you the game that you once lost 15 years ago but you goofed the control of it cos you celebrated too early.
Life was unfair to you back in school but now, you still couldn't get to hit even at her lowest point in life!!!!
You got sent to the gallows of "blocked list" instead.

Take this massive "L", it's yours!!

popeferd:
2 Seaters Dining Table For Sale | 100k | Abule-Egba, Lagos | 0901 626 1325

still available?

Where is your current residence

tobby98:
Wait I don't understand this your question o, this dashboard is mine for my car, I just asked that I would love to use anyone's car that is available for 3 weeks that my car is not in Lagos, I would return 80k weekly.

tobby98:
This was for last month.i rarely worked due to the bad prices mid last month. So guys, my brother travelled to Enugu with my car this morning for something important and he's going to be away for 3weeks, I am willing to work with anyone's car for this time being, 80k weekly if your car is on comfort on Bolt. I am extremely careful with cars,I don't go for all trips, I would treat it like it's mine. Text me now!

how much do you return ?

mini-importation - (Bespoke Phone Accessories Sales)

dequir:
ManU football is now exciting to watch. Precision passes, hunger to score and exhibition of individual skills add to all the excitement.

I swear I remember when it used to be pass and run with zero confidence.
Now it’s individual skills meet with teamwork.
Everyone has potentials.

Omo mi Fernandez

Goal
Mbuemo

I have seen many conspiracies, this one theory is not it at all.

KingAzubuike:
There is a parallel universe out there. Because energy cannot be destroyed, life continues in the parallel universe. The kind of life you will continue there depends on the choices you made prior to your death in this dimension.

For example, if you are young and died from a car crash on earth, in a parallel universe you would have remained indoors instead of going out that day. Meaning you would not be involved in a car crash.

If you died from old age on earth, in a parallel universe, you'd roll back the years albeit, certain decisions you made on this dimension would be different from the choices and decisions you made in that parallel universe. For example, I a parallel universe, you would have married a different woman.
Abacha would bot have died and would have still been ruling nigeria.
Or Nigeria would have still been under the British colony.
We might even still be in 1920 instead of 2025
Flying cars might be existing in a parallel universe.
Your mother might have married a different person and hence the way you look in this dimension might be different from the way you would have looked in another.

Dad called at 1 am which was quite strange, narrating stories about how my bro was hit by a vehicle without headlamps blah blah blah…. I thought he was talking gibberish until it dawned on me like “O Ti Ku”… Chaiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Mr bro why??
What’s the point of this life. Hit by car ? Chaiiiiii
My head is spinning, can’t cry, lots of questions.
My mom is in the UK, she mustn’t even hear about this, arggghhhh!!!!
Worried about him, about his spirit, what is he going through now, how can I help him?

I’m going to Ibadan at sunrise, I don’t know what is awaiting me, like his bloodied corpse ? Chaiiiiii
Never lost a dear one before.
Hes the first born, I’m second….. Whats next?

So many questions, who was he with before death took him? Where exactly did it happen? It’s just my dad and my baby bro at home, how do we find peace ? What is going to happen to my ever-worried soft-hearted mom? …….I found out he posted on his WhatsApp around 10 pm, guess what was his caption…..”Get Rich or Die Trying”

Ahhhhh Bro Tee!! He was 35.

.......Then she said in her usual eloquent "aje-butter" manner "You know what? what you gonna do is get a job"....I was confused cos I never thought the "J-O-B" word ever realistically existed in Nigeria. The last time I had heard of someone getting a job was about a decade before that moment when a distant uncle of mine who was a high-school chemistry teacher miraculously got a job in Chevron as a laboratory analyst. Then I murmured "you think say job dey this Nigeria?, I beg leave me o". Then she admonished me about starting small, even if it is 30k per month, you can start with that and in about four years, I'm sure you'd have grown significantly, she said. Till today I still wonder how a university undergraduate could possess such information and intelligently advise a graduate on how to take career steps.....while I was trying to process her words, she hit me with "Look, you know what we gonn do? we will build you a CV and start applying to atleast 4 jobs daily whether you qualify or not."
Then I began applying daily and atlast, I got a call for interview in lagos. Salary was 40k and I resumed about two weeks after the interview, that was how my relocation to lagos came about.

Here is the nollywood twist to the story: At the point of deployment, the regional manager had hinted me about the boss (horrible) I was about to be deployed under and told me to be of good behaviour to avoid issues with the said boss. I nodded and thanked him for the heads up before bowing out of his cold office. At the job, we were about 8 junior field workers, who worked with about 3 supervisors, who in turn reported to the Manager (the boss).
Firstly, I noticed one of the supervisors (a young beautiful woman with a curvy body) drove the same suv model with the Manager, they were both women and I knew how women could be highly competitive, so I already knew there probably would be a systemic beef by default. At first, the mgr took a susprising liking in me and even the supervisors were amazed on how she treated me differently from my peers.
This same Manager who at once forced her bereaved subordinate who also just got robbed of his life savings to resign against his will......the same woman who would yell and speak to her subordinates like they were her slaves would drag them in the mud at the slightest provocation. It was this same woman who made me to handle strategic tasks and I was the only field worker assigned to two computers while my other colleagues had none. It was an anomally cos that motherfucker wouldnt normally treat anyone nicely.
Everything was going smoothly until I started getting platonically close to the beautiful supervisor (lets call her Letty), it was nothing serious.....she was a married woman whose hubby was based abroad. We vibed together and I could feel the disdain from the manager the more she perceived us together. Then, it came to a point when letty had to travel abroad for her holiday, then she came back with a benz ML350 4matic SUV, while she was away she dropped her old SUV with me to help facilitate sales of the car.
Letty's return from overseas fuelled the manager's malevolence and it seemed like she swore to make work hellish for everyone at work most especially Letty and I. The evil went on till I recieved a mail from audit to explain some inflows in my account

Friday is a muslim holiday!!!
I work from home on Mondays and Thursdays, technically, my holiday begins tomorrow and ends next week Tuesday. Mom just travelled to the UK about a month ago to do Omuguwo (I hope I got the spelling) for my younger sis and its just my baby brother with my "wild" dad at home, my mom has been yearning for me to go check up on my brother and I think this holiday came at the right time.
One of the best things that happened to me asides other little tangible and immaterial pecks from work is having to stay back home every Mondays. I mean this is Lagos.....while everyone is manoeuvring the traffic at 6:30 am to get to work and hustling around the Monday pressures at work. I'm just there in my crib snuggling my bed, with my laptop opened beside me, probably with a glass of wine or a can of beer, while I watch my movie series. That's the coolest thing that could happen to a 9-5er in Lagos if you ask me, I have turned down better job offers just cos they wouldnt give me something close to the level of comfort I get from my current job. Like I always tell my guys "I can't trade my welfare for money". Maybe sometime later, I could change my notion if I ever feel redundant on the Job but let's wait till then.

Right now, I cannot but reminisce in the nostalgia of my first job and lessons to learn, I had completed my NYSC about 1 year prior to my first job offer. My then gf was in her penultimate year in the university while I was clueless about my life even after NYSC, I used to be a gym lover so I dedicated my life to building my muscles while I co-habitated with my ex-gf (she was the rich clingy-type girlfriend, who would rather have me under her roof while she fed me and sometimes clothed me, all I had to do was simply exist and be available to watch movies with her, follow her for shopping and PDAs at the mall about three times weekly and run petty errands for her when she's craving.....Sometimes I wonder if such love still exists in this time of the world ).

My life was on auto-pilot until one day when she unexpectedly asked me "Ice!!! what's the next step for you in life?". In response, I mumbled a few gibberish like I was trying to utter some memorized mystic words...however the words came out, I knew it was just a bunch of mumbo jumbo................

I work remotely on Thursdays and Mondays....Technically I have about 5 days break.
It's time to travel

"Do not ever step foot into my Office Again or I'll have you arrested"
Yep!! That was me over a decade ago, receiving a thunderous warning from the custodian of the spermatozoon that formed me, when I was in his office to collect my 7k weekly university "pocket-money"...........Let's leave the story for another day and have a quick peek into my status quo firstly.

Age: 31
Occupation: Lets just say Tech in the financial services sector (Hybrid work-model)
Wage: 3/4 of a million naira monthly with some micro-loans against my salary (haaaa -poor me has seen shege banza )
Side Hustles: Gadgets Dealing, Domain Flipping and a little tech consultancy services (man must survive by any means)
Apartment: Miniflat
Mobility: I own a german (coupe-sedan) car for over 3 years now.
Weakness: Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, Alcoholism (I have a remarkably high alcohol tolerance and I have only drunk to stupor once in my life, I'll share the story soon ), clumsiness, disorganized, forgetful
Strengths: Calm in difficult situations, problem solver, sheer intelligence, physical attractiveness (6"1 wiht a slight athletic dad bod plus a handsome face that you don't wanna mess with), Highly Sociable, silent clown.
Goals: I like to sub-group my goals into three (one year, three years, 10 years)

One-Year Goals:
Be Debt-Free
Expand my Gadget Business (That business is so lucrative)
Relocate to a more standard 2-bedroom flat on the mainland
Change or buy another car (my car has been thousands of miles away from reliable lately, looking at a benz e350 2011 w212 (I love that car) or a Honda Accord coupe 2012 depending on availability of funds)

Three-Year Goals:
Get Married with atleast a kid
Complete my start-up tech idea (I've embarked on a tech idea that will disrupt the Nigerian entertainment industry)

Ten-Year Goals:
Relocate abroad with family
Become a wealthy Tech entrepreneur, retire my "wife"
Live a simple life around nature (some carribean country preferably)

Well these all are dreams but as they say, "dreams without actions are mere fantasies".
While I pave the road to my dreams, lets have a rewind to the notable not-so-sweet events that led me to my status quo.

Call me "Ice"

We seek refuge from Shaytan the least-gracious being.

NewPee44:
Noted, I appreciate your wonderful suggestion

Oga no Dey stress yourself.
Buy moringa seeds 500 naira and start peeling and eating 5-10 seeds every morning for one week.
It has weird slightly sweet- very sharp taste, So you can always try flush it down your throat with water.
Caveat- you will purge and fart all the toxins in your system for the first three days of use.
After a week of constant early morning use, meet with your wife and Come back to salute me

Mko123:
I beg to object this proposition.
It all burns down to the exchange rate

Even if you earn one million dollars daily, result wont vary.

bruh we all need to come to terms with the fact that everyone (single or married) has a soft spot for good looking people.

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Sheffdon:
I just met this girl o. So respectful and understanding.

All my 30 yr old life i never date b4 and God just direct thus girl to me like that. And she loves me ehn. Omorr, i couldn't believe it for this era


Abeg any sensible advice from the OGs here.

The Nigerian girls that I know are ready bust it all open for a young nigga capable of sponsoring exotic lifestyles.
You dont even have to do nothing, just let the money be visible to them....it's a free ticket to sporadic ejaculation anytime anyday anywhere

Fatheroflove:
instead of running from spiritual houses to another, why not deal with the issue headlong. get a carpenter to remove the roofing sheets and hunt for the snake and kill it and rest.

like bruhhh....
The guy is sooo soft that he had to he put his life and family in danger for four good years.
Something that you will go and charter carpenter and abokis one sunday morning, pack every load out into the compound and start breaking the ceiling and removing sheets to expose the roof. How many people snake wan kill?

And the point of this thread ?
let me guess.....bash women

Suicideboy:
i only briefly lived with a woman. The main things I remember were hair everywhere, period blood on my sheets, and the expectation of constant attention, to the point she'd cry when she left my apartment.

Chowdeck acts as an intermediary between food vendors and customers.

They basically handle platform exhibition, online inventory, payment and logistics.

customers pay chowdeck to get food from their preferred food vendors

Silentgroper:
You no dey chop before you meet am


☹️☹️☹️

But I thought chowdeck was just a dispatcher and not a restaurant...

samnificent:
I've been exercising, as much as I can, there's little improvements but idk man it's not doing much

Emphasis on detoxification.

You need to drop your toxin, free radical, cholesterol and sugar levels.

stop smoking ciggarettes.
reduce alcohol significantly
reduce high calorie intakes (soda, energy drinks, processed foods, mountain of fufu ad eba etc)

Go on herbal therapy
- hibiscus (sobo) tea every evening (boil dried hibiscus leaves only and store the liquid extracts in a refridgerator)
- ginger+garlic+ onion+original honey ( blend mix and add water, sip every evening)
- moringa seeds (eat about 5 seeds raw daily in the morning)

Build muscles to boost your testosterone and stamina (a simple daily push-up and squats challenge will do)

You will start to see wonders in your sleep, your gut health, your blood pressure and ultimately your bedmatics in just one week.

funny thing, all these dont even cost more than 3k.