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Where is your current residence

tobby98:
Wait I don't understand this your question o, this dashboard is mine for my car, I just asked that I would love to use anyone's car that is available for 3 weeks that my car is not in Lagos, I would return 80k weekly.

tobby98:
This was for last month.i rarely worked due to the bad prices mid last month. So guys, my brother travelled to Enugu with my car this morning for something important and he's going to be away for 3weeks, I am willing to work with anyone's car for this time being, 80k weekly if your car is on comfort on Bolt. I am extremely careful with cars,I don't go for all trips, I would treat it like it's mine. Text me now!

how much do you return ?

mini-importation - (Bespoke Phone Accessories Sales)

dequir:
ManU football is now exciting to watch. Precision passes, hunger to score and exhibition of individual skills add to all the excitement.

I swear I remember when it used to be pass and run with zero confidence.
Now it’s individual skills meet with teamwork.
Everyone has potentials.

Omo mi Fernandez

Goal
Mbuemo

I have seen many conspiracies, this one theory is not it at all.

KingAzubuike:
There is a parallel universe out there. Because energy cannot be destroyed, life continues in the parallel universe. The kind of life you will continue there depends on the choices you made prior to your death in this dimension.

For example, if you are young and died from a car crash on earth, in a parallel universe you would have remained indoors instead of going out that day. Meaning you would not be involved in a car crash.

If you died from old age on earth, in a parallel universe, you'd roll back the years albeit, certain decisions you made on this dimension would be different from the choices and decisions you made in that parallel universe. For example, I a parallel universe, you would have married a different woman.
Abacha would bot have died and would have still been ruling nigeria.
Or Nigeria would have still been under the British colony.
We might even still be in 1920 instead of 2025
Flying cars might be existing in a parallel universe.
Your mother might have married a different person and hence the way you look in this dimension might be different from the way you would have looked in another.

Dad called at 1 am which was quite strange, narrating stories about how my bro was hit by a vehicle without headlamps blah blah blah…. I thought he was talking gibberish until it dawned on me like “O Ti Ku”… Chaiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Mr bro why??
What’s the point of this life. Hit by car ? Chaiiiiii
My head is spinning, can’t cry, lots of questions.
My mom is in the UK, she mustn’t even hear about this, arggghhhh!!!!
Worried about him, about his spirit, what is he going through now, how can I help him?

I’m going to Ibadan at sunrise, I don’t know what is awaiting me, like his bloodied corpse ? Chaiiiiii
Never lost a dear one before.
Hes the first born, I’m second….. Whats next?

So many questions, who was he with before death took him? Where exactly did it happen? It’s just my dad and my baby bro at home, how do we find peace ? What is going to happen to my ever-worried soft-hearted mom? …….I found out he posted on his WhatsApp around 10 pm, guess what was his caption…..”Get Rich or Die Trying”

Ahhhhh Bro Tee!! He was 35.

I work remotely on Thursdays and Mondays....Technically I have about 5 days break.
It's time to travel

We seek refuge from Shaytan the least-gracious being.

NewPee44:
Noted, I appreciate your wonderful suggestion

Oga no Dey stress yourself.
Buy moringa seeds 500 naira and start peeling and eating 5-10 seeds every morning for one week.
It has weird slightly sweet- very sharp taste, So you can always try flush it down your throat with water.
Caveat- you will purge and fart all the toxins in your system for the first three days of use.
After a week of constant early morning use, meet with your wife and Come back to salute me

Mko123:
I beg to object this proposition.
It all burns down to the exchange rate

Even if you earn one million dollars daily, result wont vary.

bruh we all need to come to terms with the fact that everyone (single or married) has a soft spot for good looking people.

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Sheffdon:
I just met this girl o. So respectful and understanding.

All my 30 yr old life i never date b4 and God just direct thus girl to me like that. And she loves me ehn. Omorr, i couldn't believe it for this era


Abeg any sensible advice from the OGs here.

The Nigerian girls that I know are ready bust it all open for a young nigga capable of sponsoring exotic lifestyles.
You dont even have to do nothing, just let the money be visible to them....it's a free ticket to sporadic ejaculation anytime anyday anywhere

Fatheroflove:
instead of running from spiritual houses to another, why not deal with the issue headlong. get a carpenter to remove the roofing sheets and hunt for the snake and kill it and rest.

like bruhhh....
The guy is sooo soft that he had to he put his life and family in danger for four good years.
Something that you will go and charter carpenter and abokis one sunday morning, pack every load out into the compound and start breaking the ceiling and removing sheets to expose the roof. How many people snake wan kill?

And the point of this thread ?
let me guess.....bash women

Suicideboy:
i only briefly lived with a woman. The main things I remember were hair everywhere, period blood on my sheets, and the expectation of constant attention, to the point she'd cry when she left my apartment.

Chowdeck acts as an intermediary between food vendors and customers.

They basically handle platform exhibition, online inventory, payment and logistics.

customers pay chowdeck to get food from their preferred food vendors

Silentgroper:
You no dey chop before you meet am


☹️☹️☹️

But I thought chowdeck was just a dispatcher and not a restaurant...

samnificent:
I've been exercising, as much as I can, there's little improvements but idk man it's not doing much

Emphasis on detoxification.

You need to drop your toxin, free radical, cholesterol and sugar levels.

stop smoking ciggarettes.
reduce alcohol significantly
reduce high calorie intakes (soda, energy drinks, processed foods, mountain of fufu ad eba etc)

Go on herbal therapy
- hibiscus (sobo) tea every evening (boil dried hibiscus leaves only and store the liquid extracts in a refridgerator)
- ginger+garlic+ onion+original honey ( blend mix and add water, sip every evening)
- moringa seeds (eat about 5 seeds raw daily in the morning)

Build muscles to boost your testosterone and stamina (a simple daily push-up and squats challenge will do)

You will start to see wonders in your sleep, your gut health, your blood pressure and ultimately your bedmatics in just one week.

funny thing, all these dont even cost more than 3k.

samnificent:
Make I first cry out for help.

I have a very sensitive odumodu and I'm Looking to get Viga delay spray, does anyone know where to get it or who sells.

Location - Port harcourt

There's nothing like an over-sensitive rod.
Detoxify your system and start to exercise regularly.
That's the only semi-permanent cure to your bedroom inadequacies.

simple or your barber forgot to sterilize the clippers used to cut your hair and you couldnt let any harm befall your loved ones due to your own carelessness, so you had to take medical precautions.
Na why i like myself, I will always cook up a valid excuse

Blitzking:
Tell her u had an injury at work and needed to protect urself from any retroviral infection and was given the med by ur office clinic. Adjust as necessary

Kobojunkie:
. Marriage does not make her your property as she retains her right to bodily autonomy, whether you like that or not.

Yeah same way I reserve the prerogative to show her the exit once my basic requirements are intentionally and blatantly not being met.

Divaan:
1. Relief your wife of every trauma she might be experiencing.
2. Relief her of every stress.when some women are stressed, they hardly think of sex.
3. Keep clean, dress well and smell good.
4. Play with your wife and buy her new stuff.
5. Exrecise patience and pray for her. With time, she'll come around. 'e thing is even if you cheat, some women don't care.

All these just to get laid with whom I married legally?
This is the height of tomfoolery

Y'all be sleeping on Oyo state for real

mike977:
Anyone please?

dm me

Niok:
Nothing about the exhorbitant agency fees

I swear!
Na trash