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thankmyGod:
We need to be careful when it comes to sex issue. Some people believed it's just a fun, which is not correct. I was working with a company in Lagos in 2010 and I was given a tear-nylon hilux. I was staying in Surulere then. There was a girl in my street(Rukayat) that we were trying having relationship. There was a day, she was sitting with me inside the hilux and it was raining heavily and everywhere was dark. One thing led to another. We had sex inside the hilux. What surprised me most was that the car developed fault in less thank 2 months. Don't forget that I was the one that tore all the nylon that came with the hilux. The engine started giving smoke. It was worked on like two times. I need to park it and was given another car for my work. The engine of the hliux was later changed but the hilux was grounded later. Please we need to apply our brain when it comes to sex matter

Leave them.
All those ones in disbelief should pray they don’t jam a lady with spiritual problems. Body go tell them

macrodata:
People underestimate evil forces in Africa.

I used to manage a cafe for 3 years before I had sex in my office. That day marked the beginning of problems till the cafe was shut down 3 months later. Someone told me it was a taboo but I argued with him till he had the last laugh.

leave them.
Sometime last year, I started bringing an office colleague home to sleep with her. Within one week of her frequent visits, my phone, my tv, two laptops, broke down. Their screens broke mysteriously one after the other. I just had to pretend like it was normal but deep in me, I knew a strange force had entered my house.

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Registered 2011 Porsche Panamera Turbo
Pre owned
Bought Brand New and shipped down to Nigeria
In perfect Condition
Price N25m
Location: Lagos

Bring a buyer!!!

Bmaster:
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Or whatever that means.
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🖕whatever this means too

olaboy33:
This begs the questions whether health conditions are a function of individual lifestyle or probably gene configuration.

I’ll go with the latter

Sucre6:
Op lemme burst your bubbles,

She ain't preganant, op you see the benefit of growing uup in the street, it teaches you a lot of sense that u can't even learn from oxforddd university

That girl is very smart, she aint pregnant, she just want a last huge bite of your money before waving your ass good bye,

See what u will do,
Invite her to your house, then tell her that u want to go to the hospital with her to confirm the pregnancy and watch her explode with anger, because she ain't pregnant and would never follow u to the hospital, just block her ass and move on, stop simping

I swear, she already knows there's no way his family will allow him marry a scum of a bag that she is...so the smooth b*tch wants to milk him for every penny that he's worth before she takes to her heels.

B*tch is hell bent on not losing in two ways.
alesa3341 please take my comment and the above importantly.
Very key.

Stevenbright:
You are being scammed!

I swear, she already knows there's no way his family will allow him marry a scum of a bag that she is...so the smooth b*tch wants to milk him for every penny that he's worth before she takes to her heels.

B*tch is hell bent on not losing in two ways.

Please copy and paste this on your comment to give better context.

lamboloosta:
Good Afternoon Everyone.
Pls I need your help and reviews on a credible Paint Shop in Lagos.
I own a 2005 Direct Toks Toyota Camry XLE V6, very clean and in a pristine condition but some few months back I had a fatal accident that caused damages on both Bumpers, Booth and Bonnet.
It's currently at the Panel Beater's shop and it's 80% done to be ready for a paint job.
Now I have issues getting a credible Car Paint Shop in Lagos with a budget of 100-150k. I've seen many car repaint jobs and I'm not impressed to be honest.
I know I can't get that factory touch again but pls can anyone give recommendations on any Car Paint Shop in Lagos that can give me something close to factory standard?
I saw one on Instagram @jdautoscenter, their office is on the Island but their price is killing.
About 300k to 400k to use premium products like Sikkens, that's way too much.
Checked another on the Mainland @brisk_autocare wasn't too impressed too.
I just need a Credible Car Paint Center that can give me something close to factory standard with an affordable service charge.
Thanks.

Connoil, Eric Moore Road, Surulere.
They do fantastic jobs there.
And I also have one painter in yaba, he's well travelled and offers affordable services.

That he's your favourite doesn't make him the GOAT.
Besides, nobody has heard of his most recent milestone since about a decade ago.

Nemesis0147:
you are not normal

I swear this your comment make me bust laugh

I don't know why y'all are doubting the fact that it's humanly feasible for a newbie with thorough dedication to build a project in three months.

And I'm sure a $400 gig must be a static website, so there's nothing unbelievable about op's claim.

How he got the job with zero portfolio should be the bone of contention.

I used to think having a brutal dog is a part of machoism until I saw a neighbour's rottweiler rip a poor child's belly open (she survived though). Dang! I had severe trauma, then I started hating dogs and could no longer trust my neapolitan mastiff, I had to give it out to a dog trainer and never looked back.
I'll never understand why people still keep domesticated beasts in their home.

Mayowa112:
boss it the anti bot spam

I cant type full text pls help anyone with solution so I can continue the story

Quote me with the story from another thread. I go help you post am werey

bened1t:
Interested in the apartment but it on telegram, can I text you on WhatsApp

sold out

bbeckky:
Thanks, i really appreciate. Will definitely give you a call. Pls are u also in Lagos

sure I’m in Lagos

bbeckky:
I must have missed it because I contacted all the numbers given, one Tosin even did more damage than good to the car. Pls can I have your number again? L

I’m not a mechanic/rewire. So I’m not asking for patronage like the “Tosin”.
It’s just good to have people who drive the same with you around, trust me useful information and their help can come in handy especially in situations such as this that you currently face. Thereby, saving you from spending unnecessarily cos mechs don’t give a fvck about what you are going through, they just give quotes and bills based on their own current financial needs.

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bbeckky:
Good morning my good people. Please I need your input on this.
I have a VW Passat cc 2012, for a while now it's been difficult to get it started in the morning, it will start and go off immediately. Now it doesn't even start again. We have used 3 different VW specialists but none seem to get why the issue is. The last person that was referred to us said there's an issue with the fuel pump, (meanwhile the previous mechanics changed the fuel pump o we've bought 3 different fuel pumps now) and below was the quote he gave us
Need to buy a new fuel pump(the original)-60k, 2 sensors in the engine-25k, and workmanship 65k===== 150k
After we agreed and he did all of these he now decided that he would need to tow the car to his workshop and get it properly checked as he was seeing some bypass in the engine or so. He towed the car and now he's giving us another quite that these things need to be worked on again. Pls I need your advice on this because I feel this guy is just taking advantage of my ignorance on this matter.

---Parts for d engine , set of ballacer 45k engine oil seal 10k chains with adjuster 25k water pump 10k engine oil 20k oil filter 5k ,gear transmission oils 25k tank intake 18k total parts 158k labour 40k

I drive the same car and I don’t get billed this much while my car has never spent 24 hrs with my mechanic/rewire before. I even remember telling you in one thread to contact me. You never did!

onlinediva:
Kindly Whatsapp 0 8 0 5 0 8 4 4 0 3 3 or come over to 71a Shyllon Street. Palmgrove, Lagos

okay thanks

IceColdVeins:
I have a furnished self con in abule ijesha up for sale/let (close to Yabatech and Unilag)
The room has about 10 months valid rent and its equipped with 1 hp split A.C,
6*4.5 bed, 43 inches smart tv, dstv, cushion chair, wardrobe, shoe rack, rug, shelf, sound system and all.
I’m seeking to let the room all out and/or sell off while the new occupant boycotts all the Lagos agents wahala .
For working class alone. (Roommates are allowed)
Pm me for negotiations
You can also reach out to me @jeegsaw on telegram
POV: I am not an agent and this is one of my personal apartments.

TV, shelf, Sound System are out
Apologies to those I couldn’t meet up for inspection. A busy week at work it is.

I’m now available.

Regards

IceColdVeins:
I have a furnished self con in abule ijesha up for sale/let (close to Yabatech and Unilag)
The room has about 10 months valid rent and its equipped with 1 hp split A.C,
6*4.5 bed, 43 inches smart tv, dstv, cushion chair, wardrobe, shoe rack, rug, shelf, sound system and all.
I’m seeking to let the room all out and/or sell off while the new occupant boycotts all the Lagos agents wahala .
For working class alone. (Roommates are allowed)
Pm me for negotiations
You can also reach out to me @jeegsaw on telegram

TV, shelf, Sound System are out
Apologies to those I couldn’t meet up for inspection. A busy week at work it is.

I’m now available.

Regards.

royalair:
how can I contact you please??

just replied your dm

royalair:
Hope this thread is still active. I just got a vw passat 2007 fsi 4 plug

me too oo. I’ve been cruising my volkswagen Passat cc 2012 for a couple of months now. It’s a solid car.

onlinediva:
The Colour black depicts power and wealth, and it won't make
sense for cars with such charisma not to always look clean
and sharp. Unfortunately, black cars quickly reveal scratches
and specks of dirt, doing regular cleaning and detailing are
paramount for guaranteed shining and dazzling.

To achieve that, you must regularly wash your black car with
quality liquid soap and dry it with soft clothes that absorb
water quickly. Aside from that, you need to buff your black
vehicle every three months and wax it every month.

To learn more about buffing, please click here => https://www.autosandcartalk.com/threads/what-is-buffing.259/.
For waxing, it requires applying waxing cream on the body
of your car, leaving it to dry on its body and then gently
rubbing a soft dry clean cloth against its body.

That is it, and please don't hesitate to use the comment
box below to contribute, ask questions, etc., as per the subject matter.

How and where can I get my car waxed ?
I’m in Lagos

tayo60:
Go and learn that fashion, especially male clothes. It's always lucrative!

Very soon, tailors go plenty pass us wey go wear cloth

You are ambitious, I like you.
Firstly set aside about 150k-200k for the purchase of a foreign used laptop with atleast 8GB RAM & 256GB SSD.

Furthermore, talk to your folks (parents or guardians) to help secure a collateral worth of 3 million.
Then register at Decagon Academy with the collateral, Decagon is a boarding school of IT boot camp for software engineering, where you’d be housed, fed and clothed for 6 months with intense software engineering training for free till you land your first job(you only get to start paying after you secure a job in the IT field.)

Step 4: while still at the registration process, set aside 50k or less to purchase a POS machine (saturated market right?) POS is the only business in Nigeria where you don’t suffer much loss. Even if you have no customers, your cash is still your money and the machine can be sold and remapped to another user.

Just look for a suitable location, perhaps close to a busy estate gate, bus stop or cloth market.

If you are lucky to be taken in by decagon, you can get a rep for your POS stand so you can still earn while you are in the academy.

After your graduation, quote my moniker and say you are still not sure of making it in life, I’ll shamefully leave this app and never look back.

Caveat: The advice above is only valid if you are a graduate and your folks can pledge a collateral of 3 million.

I have a furnished self con in abule ijesha up for sale/let (close to Yabatech and Unilag)
The room has about 10 months valid rent and its equipped with 1 hp split A.C,
6*4.5 bed, 43 inches smart tv, dstv, cushion chair, wardrobe, shoe rack, rug, shelf, sound system and all.
I’m seeking to let the room all out and/or sell off while the new occupant boycotts all the Lagos agents wahala .
For working class alone. (Roommates are allowed)
Pm me for negotiations
You can also reach out to me @jeegsaw on telegram

POV: I am not an agent and this is one of my personal apartments.

I have a furnished self con in abule ijesha up for sale/let (close to Yabatech and Unilag)
The room has about 10 months valid rent and its equipped with 1 hp split A.C,
6*4.5 bed, 43 inches smart tv, dstv, cushion chair, wardrobe, shoe rack, rug, shelf, sound system and all.
I’m seeking to let the room all out and/or sell off while the new occupant boycotts all the Lagos agents wahala .
For working class alone. (Roommates are allowed)
Pm me for negotiations
You can also reach out to me @jeegsaw on telegram


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OboOlora:
Make e nor just be like say dem nor publish am, pple wey go fill the position don get offer letter sef.

If u nor get money and u nor get connections for Naija, e better make u just relocate abroad where the system favours merit and nothing else

obo olora se wá jé. E sure me say na guy you be

So I have a son

"what have you ever done for me?"
"You tricked my pants off my waist, I regret falling for it."

SavageBoy:
Baba na lie you dey cap

What year did this happen? I studied in UI. The school management had long curb the menace of cultism on campus.

Cultism is practically dead in UI. Maybe you're talking about another UI that I do not know of.

E fit be all those off campus hostels for agbowo