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Romance › Re: Please Help A Confused Brother. by IceColdVeins(m):
tayo60:
Go and learn that fashion, especially male clothes. It's always lucrative!
Very soon, tailors go plenty pass us wey go wear cloth
Romance › Re: Please Help A Confused Brother. by IceColdVeins(m):
You are ambitious, I like you.
Firstly set aside about 150k-200k for the purchase of a foreign used laptop with atleast 8GB RAM & 256GB SSD.

Furthermore, talk to your folks (parents or guardians) to help secure a collateral worth of 3 million.
Then register at Decagon Academy with the collateral, Decagon is a boarding school of IT boot camp for software engineering, where you’d be housed, fed and clothed for 6 months with intense software engineering training for free till you land your first job(you only get to start paying after you secure a job in the IT field.)

Step 4: while still at the registration process, set aside 50k or less to purchase a POS machine (saturated market right?) POS is the only business in Nigeria where you don’t suffer much loss. Even if you have no customers, your cash is still your money and the machine can be sold and remapped to another user.

Just look for a suitable location, perhaps close to a busy estate gate, bus stop or cloth market.

If you are lucky to be taken in by decagon, you can get a rep for your POS stand so you can still earn while you are in the academy.

After your graduation, quote my moniker and say you are still not sure of making it in life, I’ll shamefully leave this app and never look back.

Caveat: The advice above is only valid if you are a graduate and your folks can pledge a collateral of 3 million.
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Forcing Me To Invest by IceColdVeins(m): 11:32pm On Dec 19, 2022
angry

Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by IceColdVeins(m):
I have a furnished self con in abule ijesha up for sale/let (close to Yabatech and Unilag)
The room has about 10 months valid rent and its equipped with 1 hp split A.C,
6*4.5 bed, 43 inches smart tv, dstv, cushion chair, wardrobe, shoe rack, rug, shelf, sound system and all.
I’m seeking to let the room all out and/or sell off while the new occupant boycotts all the Lagos agents wahala .
For working class alone. (Roommates are allowed)
Pm me for negotiations
You can also reach out to me @jeegsaw on telegram

POV: I am not an agent and this is one of my personal apartments.
Properties › Re: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by IceColdVeins(m):
I have a furnished self con in abule ijesha up for sale/let (close to Yabatech and Unilag)
The room has about 10 months valid rent and its equipped with 1 hp split A.C,
6*4.5 bed, 43 inches smart tv, dstv, cushion chair, wardrobe, shoe rack, rug, shelf, sound system and all.
I’m seeking to let the room all out and/or sell off while the new occupant boycotts all the Lagos agents wahala .
For working class alone. (Roommates are allowed)
Pm me for negotiations
You can also reach out to me @jeegsaw on telegram


Ssssoolld
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NLNG Announces 45 Vacancies For Experienced Hire positions by IceColdVeins(m): 11:41pm On Dec 16, 2022
OboOlora:
Make e nor just be like say dem nor publish am, pple wey go fill the position don get offer letter sef.

If u nor get money and u nor get connections for Naija, e better make u just relocate abroad where the system favours merit and nothing else
obo olora se wá jé. E sure me say na guy you be
Family › Re: Searching For My Biological Dad Or Family by IceColdVeins(m): 11:21am On Dec 15, 2022
shocked So I have a son
Romance › Re: Common Gaslighting Phrases by IceColdVeins(m): 3:43pm On Dec 14, 2022
"what have you ever done for me?"
"You tricked my pants off my waist, I regret falling for it."

grin
Family › Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by IceColdVeins(m): 10:17am On Dec 14, 2022
SavageBoy:
Baba na lie you dey cap

What year did this happen? I studied in UI. The school management had long curb the menace of cultism on campus.

Cultism is practically dead in UI. Maybe you're talking about another UI that I do not know of.
E fit be all those off campus hostels for agbowo
Family › Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by IceColdVeins(m): 10:06am On Dec 14, 2022
Agbowo?
BluntTheApostle:
My own worst sleepover (proposed overnight reading) was actually my first and last.

200 Level, second semester, lecture free week, a friend's friend organized a sleepover. The guy was in 400 level just like my friend, but my friend was doing a carryover course, and as I was good in that course, I became his tutor and we became close friends.

However, what he didn't tell me was that the hostel I was going for sleepover was practically a hostel of cultists.

Things went normal at first. We ate bread with suya, and after Ludo game, we settled down to read.

I am not one of those who do late night readings. I cherish my night rest. So, I dozed off.

All I remembered was hearing a loud noise and then glass breaking. It took me a while to remember that I was not in my own room. By then, loud gunshots were already sounding left, right, centre.

As a soldier man's child, I had already thrown myself flat on the ground to avoid getting hit by stray bullets.

Then after what seemed like hours, the gunshots stopped. Then I was hearing siren in the distance.

My friend crawled to me and was like, "No worry dem don go. No so the thing be for here."

I was like "Jesus, so you know sey dis place na warzone, you sey make we come do overnight reading here? You mad?"

To cut the long story short, we could not come out until the day was bright. And come and see blood everywhere on the wall, floor, staircase. I saw three human brains sef.

Anyone who went to UI may know the hostel I am talking about.
Family › Re: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by IceColdVeins(m): 4:16pm On Dec 13, 2022
omo
Romance › Re: I Have 800k, What Profitable Business Can I Venture Into by IceColdVeins(m): 1:54pm On Dec 13, 2022
Jennyclay:
Come and use the money to take me out this festive season. Thank you.
I'm just worried about the dimwits that liked this comment
Romance › Re: I Have 800k, What Profitable Business Can I Venture Into by IceColdVeins(m):
Demogorgon:
How profitable is it setting up a shop selling pet supplies?
lol no try am.

My advice...The funds isn't huge, so logically, your only way out of the mystery is to invest in a business with no fixed cost and little or no variable costs. This is because you can't afford to let these costs sporadically eat into your capital.
Better put, invest in business that you won't have to rent a shop or pay high recurring bills to sustain, if not you may fold up within the first year.

Examples of the businesses with little or no total cost captioned above:

- Foreign used High-end Phone sales( you can start with the 3-5 units of mid-level iphones(X, XR, 11 and 11 pro...) : all pablo richies will like to get one for themselves after cashing out 300 dollars itunes card and their queens could gobble a thousand dicks to own an iphone without a home button grin no need to rent a shop, you also need to build connections and customer base digitally and organically)
-Driving school (no need for an office, just look for a rugged car and parking space )
- POS Stand in the right location.
Programming › Re: Quiting My Job To Venture Into Tech At 28 - Advice Needed. by IceColdVeins(m): 9:48am On Dec 13, 2022
Techstar:
they are all remote I.e you learn online, although I'm not so sure about decagon which is in lagos. Google them for more details
Decagon isn't remote and you need a collateral.
Crime › Re: Is This A Set Up, Or Murder Case Or Mob Action by IceColdVeins(m): 7:57pm On Dec 10, 2022
You mussi bloodcaat mad
Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Stole Phones, Not Newborn Babies In Anambra Hospital by IceColdVeins(m): 7:52pm On Dec 10, 2022
Dem nuh know say, demma countrymen evil.
Me swear Somali evil nuh fih bloodclaat.
Politics › Re: Photo: Seyi Tinubu Visits President Buhari In Daura by IceColdVeins(m): 7:41pm On Dec 10, 2022
Nigerians dem ah nuh fih tell!!
Technically, this breddaman ah fih rule and loot Nigeria coz him popman old and sick.

APC mussi blooodclaat mad.
Romance › Re: "After All This Package”: Reactions As Curvy Influencer, Ashmusy Visit Don Jazzy by IceColdVeins(m): 1:44pm On Dec 10, 2022
Me likey how sluts dem ah fih post dem receipts selflessly after dem ah bang don jay.
Man bad fi real.
Politics › Re: Cursed Ipob Criminals Has Set Enugu On Fire. by IceColdVeins(m): 8:07am On Dec 10, 2022
CoronaVirusRelo:
When people decide to be foolish, the best thing you can do is to encourage them.

Time will tell….


The cub they fed has grown into a Lion!
Oh I get the sarcasm now
Politics › Re: Cursed Ipob Criminals Has Set Enugu On Fire. by IceColdVeins(m): 8:00am On Dec 10, 2022
undecided
CoronaVirusRelo:
Biafra or Death!

If it’s for the emancipation of Biafra, then it is welcomed.

A message needs to be sent to Buhari in Abuja, and that they are doing.
by killing their own people?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Salary Range Can Make You Remain In Nigeria? by IceColdVeins(m): 3:05pm On Dec 09, 2022
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QuinModah:
Anyone who will stay in Nigeria because of a higher salary is quite confused about the logic and purpose of their japa. This is basic maths, but nobody pays attention in maths class these days.

To be honest, alot of Nigerian's leaving the country is for a better life standard, and not necessarily money, people are seeking for safety, good health care system, quality education system etc. Trust me with your money in this country you can't afford those, you can't buy safety (ask some generals in the army why their kids are abroad & why they relocate after service and you get the answers you seek) , these are functions of government responsibilities, which they have failed without any form of remorse.

Nigerians are no longer safe in their country, you have a good job, you are prone to be kidnapped, you drive a good car, you can be robbed and killed, kids are spending close to a decade in public universities for a 5years program. The exodus campaign out of the country is based on having quality lifestyle, Nigerians are simply tired of not been safe in their country anymore. The good Job comes with its inherent risks of been killed, robbed, or kidnapped, so trust me is beyond the salary to stay back in a system designed to shorten your life span. fix the country and Nigerians will stay back.

it is not a salary issue. Are you aware there is no middle class in Nigeria again?, a good number of Nigerians are one chronic disease away from poverty. Have we not seen someone that returned back to Nigeria to work at the rate of same salary structure.

This case here depends on the person skill-set, and how important such person is to the firm.

Average entry level salary in UK is

$32,500 = ₦14,428,050.00 yearly.

Let's break it down.

$32500/12 = $2,708 making ₦1,202,189.52 monthly. (Subjected to all statutory deductions)

In short there are many companies that can afford this in Nigeria depending on how skilled you are.

Note: it's not bad to japa and it's not bad to stay back, but it's depends on your purpose.

Let me stop here.
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Accomodation Needed by IceColdVeins(m): 12:40pm On Dec 07, 2022
KlassicJ:
Please house.
Still not heard from anyone.
Kindly help a brother
You got?
Investment › Re: FTX Hacked. Money In Accounts Stolen by IceColdVeins(m): 9:56am On Nov 29, 2022
feranmi143:
Yo fish, i dont want to get involved into anything fraudulent any more
Yo frog. I'm ethical.
Nothing fraudulent here, just tryinna show an unlettered man how dark the web can be.

I'm outta here though
Romance › Re: Female Roommate Needed in Surulere Lagos by IceColdVeins(m): 10:08pm On Nov 28, 2022
grin Olobuuku
Investment › Re: FTX Hacked. Money In Accounts Stolen by IceColdVeins(m):
IranianSea:
Ok I can provide that for you. How and where do you want it? Joker grin grin grin
. I have your time now
Please type a caveat that if anything happens to any of your accounts you will not hold icecoldveins responsible. Cos I know people like you, always quick to dare and when the chips are down, they’ll start pointing fingers.
Investment › Re: FTX Hacked. Money In Accounts Stolen by IceColdVeins(m): 12:13pm On Nov 28, 2022
IceColdVeins:
lol bro you know nothing swears.
To hack your media acct.
You only need to drop one thing:
The phone number you used to register the acct (just provide that one whether active or not)

Then the hacker only need two tools:
- A password dictionary
- I won’t mention the other so fraudsters don’t harness the opportunity.

Feranmi143 can be the witness
You can only escape falling victim of the above exploits unless your password mad strong.

You can try me if you want.
Investment › Re: FTX Hacked. Money In Accounts Stolen by IceColdVeins(m): 12:12pm On Nov 28, 2022
IranianSea:
Close your mouth. Ode! Take my Gmail and work on it. 14 years old my foot.
lol bro you know nothing swears.
To get your media acct hacked.
You only need to drop one thing:
The phone number you used to register the acct (just provide that one whether active or not)

Then the hacker only need two tools:
- A password dictionary
- I won’t mention the other so fraudsters don’t harness the opportunity.


You can only escape falling victim of the above exploits if your password mad strong.

The only reason why no one has hacked your acct is because your social media acct is of no value and these tools cost about 300$ - 750$ on the dark web.

You can try me if you want, feranmi143 can be the witness.
Family › Re: My Mother Wants To Remarry by IceColdVeins(m): 2:46pm On Nov 25, 2022
Greattestman:
Guy I can't be foolish. Leave so that she and her stupid husband will birth rodents to take my father's house? Lissen, if my mother doesn't back down on this then it will be a war between us.
Walai if you leave, I fit find you come give you proper janetting wey coward like you deserve.
Na she suppose pack go her new husband house naa.

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