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FamilyRe: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by IceColdVeins(m): 10:06am On Dec 14, 2022
Agbowo?
BluntTheApostle:
My own worst sleepover (proposed overnight reading) was actually my first and last.

200 Level, second semester, lecture free week, a friend's friend organized a sleepover. The guy was in 400 level just like my friend, but my friend was doing a carryover course, and as I was good in that course, I became his tutor and we became close friends.

However, what he didn't tell me was that the hostel I was going for sleepover was practically a hostel of cultists.

Things went normal at first. We ate bread with suya, and after Ludo game, we settled down to read.

I am not one of those who do late night readings. I cherish my night rest. So, I dozed off.

All I remembered was hearing a loud noise and then glass breaking. It took me a while to remember that I was not in my own room. By then, loud gunshots were already sounding left, right, centre.

As a soldier man's child, I had already thrown myself flat on the ground to avoid getting hit by stray bullets.

Then after what seemed like hours, the gunshots stopped. Then I was hearing siren in the distance.

My friend crawled to me and was like, "No worry dem don go. No so the thing be for here."

I was like "Jesus, so you know sey dis place na warzone, you sey make we come do overnight reading here? You mad?"

To cut the long story short, we could not come out until the day was bright. And come and see blood everywhere on the wall, floor, staircase. I saw three human brains sef.

Anyone who went to UI may know the hostel I am talking about.
FamilyRe: Let's Hear Your Worst Sleepover Experience by IceColdVeins(m): 4:16pm On Dec 13, 2022
omo
RomanceRe: I Have 800k, What Profitable Business Can I Venture Into by IceColdVeins(m): 1:54pm On Dec 13, 2022
Jennyclay:
Come and use the money to take me out this festive season. Thank you.
I'm just worried about the dimwits that liked this comment
RomanceRe: I Have 800k, What Profitable Business Can I Venture Into by IceColdVeins(m):
Demogorgon:
How profitable is it setting up a shop selling pet supplies?
lol no try am.

My advice...The funds isn't huge, so logically, your only way out of the mystery is to invest in a business with no fixed cost and little or no variable costs. This is because you can't afford to let these costs sporadically eat into your capital.
Better put, invest in business that you won't have to rent a shop or pay high recurring bills to sustain, if not you may fold up within the first year.

Examples of the businesses with little or no total cost captioned above:

- Foreign used High-end Phone sales( you can start with the 3-5 units of mid-level iphones(X, XR, 11 and 11 pro...) : all pablo richies will like to get one for themselves after cashing out 300 dollars itunes card and their queens could gobble a thousand dicks to own an iphone without a home button grin no need to rent a shop, you also need to build connections and customer base digitally and organically)
-Driving school (no need for an office, just look for a rugged car and parking space )
- POS Stand in the right location.
ProgrammingRe: Quiting My Job To Venture Into Tech At 28 - Advice Needed. by IceColdVeins(m): 9:48am On Dec 13, 2022
Techstar:
they are all remote I.e you learn online, although I'm not so sure about decagon which is in lagos. Google them for more details
Decagon isn't remote and you need a collateral.
CrimeRe: Is This A Set Up, Or Murder Case Or Mob Action by IceColdVeins(m): 7:57pm On Dec 10, 2022
You mussi bloodcaat mad
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Stole Phones, Not Newborn Babies In Anambra Hospital by IceColdVeins(m): 7:52pm On Dec 10, 2022
Dem nuh know say, demma countrymen evil.
Me swear Somali evil nuh fih bloodclaat.
PoliticsRe: Photo: Seyi Tinubu Visits President Buhari In Daura by IceColdVeins(m): 7:41pm On Dec 10, 2022
Nigerians dem ah nuh fih tell!!
Technically, this breddaman ah fih rule and loot Nigeria coz him popman old and sick.

APC mussi blooodclaat mad.
RomanceRe: "After All This Package”: Reactions As Curvy Influencer, Ashmusy Visit Don Jazzy by IceColdVeins(m): 1:44pm On Dec 10, 2022
Me likey how sluts dem ah fih post dem receipts selflessly after dem ah bang don jay.
Man bad fi real.
PoliticsRe: Cursed Ipob Criminals Has Set Enugu On Fire. by IceColdVeins(m): 8:07am On Dec 10, 2022
CoronaVirusRelo:
When people decide to be foolish, the best thing you can do is to encourage them.

Time will tell….


The cub they fed has grown into a Lion!
Oh I get the sarcasm now
PoliticsRe: Cursed Ipob Criminals Has Set Enugu On Fire. by IceColdVeins(m): 8:00am On Dec 10, 2022
undecided
CoronaVirusRelo:
Biafra or Death!

If it’s for the emancipation of Biafra, then it is welcomed.

A message needs to be sent to Buhari in Abuja, and that they are doing.
by killing their own people?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Salary Range Can Make You Remain In Nigeria? by IceColdVeins(m): 3:05pm On Dec 09, 2022
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QuinModah:
Anyone who will stay in Nigeria because of a higher salary is quite confused about the logic and purpose of their japa. This is basic maths, but nobody pays attention in maths class these days.

To be honest, alot of Nigerian's leaving the country is for a better life standard, and not necessarily money, people are seeking for safety, good health care system, quality education system etc. Trust me with your money in this country you can't afford those, you can't buy safety (ask some generals in the army why their kids are abroad & why they relocate after service and you get the answers you seek) , these are functions of government responsibilities, which they have failed without any form of remorse.

Nigerians are no longer safe in their country, you have a good job, you are prone to be kidnapped, you drive a good car, you can be robbed and killed, kids are spending close to a decade in public universities for a 5years program. The exodus campaign out of the country is based on having quality lifestyle, Nigerians are simply tired of not been safe in their country anymore. The good Job comes with its inherent risks of been killed, robbed, or kidnapped, so trust me is beyond the salary to stay back in a system designed to shorten your life span. fix the country and Nigerians will stay back.

it is not a salary issue. Are you aware there is no middle class in Nigeria again?, a good number of Nigerians are one chronic disease away from poverty. Have we not seen someone that returned back to Nigeria to work at the rate of same salary structure.

This case here depends on the person skill-set, and how important such person is to the firm.

Average entry level salary in UK is

$32,500 = ₦14,428,050.00 yearly.

Let's break it down.

$32500/12 = $2,708 making ₦1,202,189.52 monthly. (Subjected to all statutory deductions)

In short there are many companies that can afford this in Nigeria depending on how skilled you are.

Note: it's not bad to japa and it's not bad to stay back, but it's depends on your purpose.

Let me stop here.
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Accomodation Needed by IceColdVeins(m): 12:40pm On Dec 07, 2022
KlassicJ:
Please house.
Still not heard from anyone.
Kindly help a brother
You got?
InvestmentRe: FTX Hacked. Money In Accounts Stolen by IceColdVeins(m): 9:56am On Nov 29, 2022
feranmi143:
Yo fish, i dont want to get involved into anything fraudulent any more
Yo frog. I'm ethical.
Nothing fraudulent here, just tryinna show an unlettered man how dark the web can be.

I'm outta here though
RomanceRe: Female Roommate Needed in Surulere Lagos by IceColdVeins(m): 10:08pm On Nov 28, 2022
grin Olobuuku
InvestmentRe: FTX Hacked. Money In Accounts Stolen by IceColdVeins(m):
IranianSea:
Ok I can provide that for you. How and where do you want it? Joker grin grin grin
. I have your time now
Please type a caveat that if anything happens to any of your accounts you will not hold icecoldveins responsible. Cos I know people like you, always quick to dare and when the chips are down, they’ll start pointing fingers.
InvestmentRe: FTX Hacked. Money In Accounts Stolen by IceColdVeins(m): 12:13pm On Nov 28, 2022
IceColdVeins:
lol bro you know nothing swears.
To hack your media acct.
You only need to drop one thing:
The phone number you used to register the acct (just provide that one whether active or not)

Then the hacker only need two tools:
- A password dictionary
- I won’t mention the other so fraudsters don’t harness the opportunity.

Feranmi143 can be the witness
You can only escape falling victim of the above exploits unless your password mad strong.

You can try me if you want.
InvestmentRe: FTX Hacked. Money In Accounts Stolen by IceColdVeins(m): 12:12pm On Nov 28, 2022
IranianSea:
Close your mouth. Ode! Take my Gmail and work on it. 14 years old my foot.
lol bro you know nothing swears.
To get your media acct hacked.
You only need to drop one thing:
The phone number you used to register the acct (just provide that one whether active or not)

Then the hacker only need two tools:
- A password dictionary
- I won’t mention the other so fraudsters don’t harness the opportunity.


You can only escape falling victim of the above exploits if your password mad strong.

The only reason why no one has hacked your acct is because your social media acct is of no value and these tools cost about 300$ - 750$ on the dark web.

You can try me if you want, feranmi143 can be the witness.
FamilyRe: My Mother Wants To Remarry by IceColdVeins(m): 2:46pm On Nov 25, 2022
Greattestman:
Guy I can't be foolish. Leave so that she and her stupid husband will birth rodents to take my father's house? Lissen, if my mother doesn't back down on this then it will be a war between us.
Walai if you leave, I fit find you come give you proper janetting wey coward like you deserve.
Na she suppose pack go her new husband house naa.
RomanceRe: "Our Men Don’t Find Nigerian Women Attractive" - South African Lady Says by IceColdVeins(m): 10:55am On Nov 18, 2022
Folawealth090:
This guy knows to much we must silence him
grin
PropertiesRe: Drop A Picture Of Your Sitting Room by IceColdVeins(m): 6:38pm On Nov 14, 2022
Am I late ?

RomanceRe: How Is This Possible? Someone Stole My Dad’s Money by IceColdVeins(m):
There are many ways that they could have moved your dad's funds.
But I won't be stating them on a public forum, potential criminals could read my contents and actualize them on the real.

Your best bet is to always have your sim code activated and have your banker's number on speed dial should you ever need your acct to be urgently placed on "No debit" status.
FamilyRe: How Can I Reduce The Hatred I Have For My Cousin Brother? by IceColdVeins(m): 12:19pm On Nov 07, 2022
colonelwealth:
As for you OP....I will be harsh and direct on you.

You are a disgrace and disappointment of a man and elder brother.
You are an imitation of a first born child.
Except this your story isn't true in any way but if true you deserve several punches to the face.

It is irritating to read the rubbish excuses you vomit with your mouth...how can somebody be molesting your siblings( younger females for that matter) you are making excuses, seeking for validation from your parents on the right things to do..?
Are you normal at all...or your brain is twisted.?

This is a case you should stamp your authority as a son&first born and deal with that guy ruthlessly without your parents permission.
How can you fail to protect your sisters from a molester or potential rapist....are you normal..?
There is always a limit to every juvenile stupidity.

Solutions..
1) Educate all your sisters on sexual education and the need to NEVER allow molestation or sexual predactors, to always protect themselves by saying no to such abomination.
Tell them the dangers in such and if need be use force to input these orientations into their heads.

2) time for talking or warning has been over since, create some urgent reasons(possibly setup) to brutalize and publicly shame the idiot....mess him up so much that he will either run&leave your home or change&behave.
That he will always be sacred of you or to go close to your sisters.(in doing this put aside family feelings and corrct his brain).

3) while doing no 2 above.....change it for your parents (dad&family) if any of them tries to rebuke you or make excuse for him&his mother.
Like someone said act like a "mad man" when dealing with the situation..

4) after doing no 2&3....involve neighbors, respected elders of the community &the police by making a police compliant(it will only cost you little, which you can sacrifice for your sisters safety)...your aim must be to publicity deal, shame the idiot and get him to sign an undertaken.

5) while at that try to get some level of tangible admissible evidence against him.
If your parents(especially your dad) or his mother or your rubbish uncle tries to intervain , embarrass&change it for them publicly too.
Make sure the boy's mother is not left out in the embarrassement, let her get the lion share.
And if your sisters are compleciet (party to his stupidity) deal with them to reset their brains by force.

Finally, if you don't stamp your authority as an elder brother& man in that house, then you will be a loser for life....then anybody can rubbish your family.
If that guy succeeds to molest or commit abomination with your sisters, you will have yourself to blame for the rest of your sorry life.

Stand up and defend your sisters, defend your family's honor and your prestige as a man.
(This will help you to prevent committing murder because of built up hatred one day and going to jail because of your inability to man up on this)

I suspect there is more your family are not telling you, else nothing more can explain their unborthered attitude.

I wonder how your will protect your future family(wife,sons&daughters) with this your uninspiring behavior.
Better man up before it's late.
@bolded.
They are only after the cousin mother’s inheritance from her late oil worker husband.
FoodRe: He Cooked A Colored Chicken Stew. by IceColdVeins(m): 12:15pm On Nov 06, 2022
Magnoliaa:
This is too vivid. You no get any other analogy? undecided



Where is the lie? The same way people who bear some tough sounding monikers on here aren't shit. King, Zeus, Centaur, Ragnorak, LordBaby, IceColdVeins. grin.
Wetin I do you nau? undecided
RomanceRe: My 1-week Girlfriend Is About To Turn EX. by IceColdVeins(m): 12:05pm On Nov 04, 2022
Tit4Tat1:
If u do a thorough background investigation, she might likely be from a very poor home...
Definitely
CrimeRe: Blank Pistols/Pepper Pistols For Self Defense by IceColdVeins(m): 10:08am On Oct 23, 2022
I think this business is a very risky one in this country.
Robbers can even purchase from you to scare their victims. And if they are ever arrested, they’ll definitely point fingers at you being their supplier (unknowingly)
FashionRe: What Can I Apply On My Hair To Make It Grow Faster? (Pics) by IceColdVeins(m): 10:59pm On Oct 19, 2022
Chenult:
Wasted spérm.

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