₦airaland Forum

Wisdomkosi:
Waiting carry this come front page? How this thing take increase my spirituality this Sunday?

Have u heard of Spiritual Konji

Why is her teeth like that?

Pineapp:
Wow.
God works misteriously


God please do it for me this way,because I want 8children and my husband might want to object to it

8 children?

taofeektaiwo:
Did I here u say our oil! Chai u biafrans u Don come again

Whats ur biz with our oil?......U guyz should just mind ur biz and 4get abt anytin that involves Niger Delta. Busy body!

OP that ur number3 wont work o. I dey look for how i wan take fat u say make i nor loosen my belt.......Is dat fair?

This country sef eh!

mrpatozky:
Hope the baby go fine...

Why not? His mum is an angel

Honestly that guy is a shameless fellow.......Babe provide u with accommodation, things come cast nai she chase u. He come still go back to her bonk go steal her kesh. That guy fit person wey crowd dey gather panel beat

So that id!ot think say he don free shebi?.......E nor go beta for am, that little girl go torment am till he beg for death

Pidggin:
Ask your girlfriend if she likes Nkwobi, if she does, take a walk down to a nice restaurant in your area. Buy two plates of Nwkobi for N1,000 and Suya N500, buy drinks with the remaining money.

Happy birthday!

Madam he said he has only 1K.......Abi u wan dash am money?

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

Oga manager i troway salute o

Mtcwwwwww.......She looks like an alien to me

Short bread biscuit N450 and u will still av N50 change

I cant live in any part of the North even if given free accommodation.......Tufiakwa!

Nice one pastor!

Happy Married Life........See how u and ur husband fine like winch

Auctions2015:
PERSON WHEN BETTER SHlT DEY CATCH, NO DEY ASK STAMMERER FOR ROAD TO TOILET.

LORD LUGARD 1880

PASSENGER WEY BETTER SH!T CATCH NOR DEY ASK DRIVER FOR CHANGE

remember007:
the wife ,husband ,and the wife to be must all be muslims so its no news...still waiting for my hubby to be to think of a second wife..hell will be let loose

Your jealousy nor get part2........There's love in sharing o

They should release that guy found with Tramadol jor

prettyshy:
ladies be considerate! Are you saying women like sex more than the men fork's?

Yes! The annoying thing is that most of u pretend abt it

Make thunder fire Nigerian police! E nor go beta for una.......Useless beings!

onstelly:
I have seen it

K.

Warris dis?.......If they can pose like this while kissing i wonder the kinda style they will do during kerewalogy

onstelly:
Oya gimme your own email address

Lol, i thought as much.

onstelly:
Here hmmmm, here is a public forum nah. You know what try sending me one through my profile

Lol, it didnt work. I just tried it and the jokers are telling me av sent too many anonymous mails and its my 1st time sending since i joined Nairaland. Email isnt like mobile number, nobody will disturb u if thats what u scared of

onstelly:
Here hmmmm, here is a public forum nah. You know what try sending me one through my profile

Sumone said it doesnt work......Lemme try sha

SUPOL:
Na lie

Its like this bros is a policeman o!

Hahahahahahaha. These Yoruba/Igbo Nairaland tribalists dey alwayz make me laugh

U don die well be dat.....Nigerian police nai mumu pass for this earth. Dem go see say sumtin na white but before u blink open eye dem go say na red dem see

[quote author=onstelly post=38695716][/quote]Would u mind giving me ur email address?

suzzy16:
yeah,I can date and marry an ugly guy,what's wrong with dat,if he is responsible and ve good. Character,why not

Lol, ok

onstelly:
I didn't see it

Ok