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TV/Movies / Re: Top 3 Movies You Have To Watch With Your Girlfriend by icekream(m): 4:59pm On Jun 27, 2015
seunajai:
Bound and pleasure and pain? Will definitely check them out.
Pleasute OR pain
TV/Movies / Re: Top 3 Movies You Have To Watch With Your Girlfriend by icekream(m): 4:58pm On Jun 27, 2015
Tolzeal:




Which one go make GF ......
Both of them ni
TV/Movies / Re: Top 3 Movies You Have To Watch With Your Girlfriend by icekream(m): 7:10am On Jun 27, 2015
50shades of grey is way too overhyped. Goand download Bound. Another one is Pleasure or pain. I swear ur gf go..,............ Get the movies at .fm

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Phones / Re: This Is What I Call Fair Data Usage by icekream(m): 7:03am On Jun 27, 2015
Pictures speak

Romance / Re: The Story Of A R.ship I Saw N Crave For. by icekream(m): 10:34pm On Jun 26, 2015
Lovely story... Girls of nowadays...'my future husband must have a car before he proposes'
Education / Covenant University Produces 104 First Class As 1,315 Graduates by icekream(m): 11:03pm On Jun 25, 2015
Covenant University, Ota, Ogun, will during its 10th Convocation Ceremony graduate a total number of 1,315 students.

It was learnt that 104 of these students will be bagging first class.

This was made known by the Vice Chancellor of the University, Prof. Charles Ayo during a press briefing ahead of the convocation ceremony.

According to him, 610 others would be graduating in the Second Class Upper Division, 510 will be graduating in the Second Class Lower Division while a total of 91 others would be graduating in the Third Class Division.

He further stated that the institution will also be graduating about 135 postgraduate students.
Culled from www.brainbuildersedu.com
Phones / Re: Are You Using A Screen Protector? by icekream(m): 10:59pm On Jun 25, 2015
niceguy7:

Same here.
Aw mich did u get it
Education / Lautech Important Notice To Students by icekream(m): 10:49pm On Jun 25, 2015
The management of Ladoke Akintola University has released Sitting Arrangement for 2014-2015 Harmattan Semester Examination for CBT students.

Students are to adhere strictly to the batch time as stipulated. Any student who misses his/her batch will not be attended to as batch time will not be changed.

All 200 level- 500 level students who will be writing any CBT examination and are yet to capture their biometrics details are to ensure that they do so at the old ICT building between Wednesdays 24th – Friday 26th of June 2015.
Culled from www.brainbuildersedu.com

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Celebrities / Re: Python Eats Itself To Death By Swallowing Prickly Porcupine by icekream(m): 5:26am On Jun 25, 2015
Jonwesley:
How did it pass through the mouth with those spikes?
porcupines spikes are like muscles which harden when under attack. Ar u okay with the explanation?
Politics / Re: Ajimobi Clashes With Journalists Over Questions On Unpaid Salaries by icekream(m): 5:12am On Jun 25, 2015
McLove:
na you the statement can pain, people living in his state are used to his foolish utterances.


Journalist: You are yet to wish people happy Ramadan, why?

Ajimobi: Father Christmas (Arisekola Alao) is dead
Lovely punchline
Romance / Re: Write Me A Luv Message by icekream(m): 11:12pm On Jun 24, 2015
But here's one... I'm a computer scientist so u sud understand
Ever before I met you, my love bits neva had a meaning. The moment you bypassed my firewall, the bits skipped byte and jumped to kilobytes. Got to know you better and the kilobytes got to be megabytes. The megabytes progressed to the gigabyte stage before I realised I was in love. Baby i wish you could decipher it so our love story would take a terabytic leap forward. Love me and no trojan horse would penetrate pur firewall.
You are the only core in my CPU, the only ram on my motherboard, the only cooling fan in my system.
{Printf "I love you\n"};
Romance / Re: Write Me A Luv Message by icekream(m): 10:58pm On Jun 24, 2015
Just that I feel nothing
Crime / Re: See The Escape Route Of The Ikorodu Robbers (photo) by icekream(m): 10:51pm On Jun 24, 2015
I kuku don't blame the people. How sure are you that they'll run forensic tests on the cars. Na For the policemen to repaint sure pass. I sure say the police sef go dey vex say dem burn the cars. E for don fetch dem good money for market
Education / How To Improve Your Life Personality by icekream(m): 4:52pm On Jun 24, 2015
1. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

2. Don't have negative thoughts of things you cannot control.Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.

3. Don't over do; keep your limits.

4. Don't take yourself so seriously; no one else does.

5. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.

6. Dream more while you are awake.

7.Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need..

8. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner of his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness..

9. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.

10. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.

11. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

12. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn.Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.

13. Smile and laugh more.

14. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

15. Learn to Share Knowledge with others, when you do, they respect you more.

Note: 15 is a practical test of personality

Culled from: www.brainbuildersedu.com

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Phones / Re: Infinix Hot by icekream(m): 4:46pm On Jun 24, 2015
I guess you stream on youtube, instagram, and the likes.
Aw data no go finish
Politics / Re: Incredible, I Have Light 24 Hours Today. by icekream(m): 4:37pm On Jun 24, 2015
gebest:
e be like say na my area u dey stay o, i was afraid of the light i ran out to meet my neibours sayin am afraid cos the consequence na die o. a whole month light no go dey be that o.
E be like say na d same nepa dey give us light
Sports / Re: Showtime!!!!!. Name Your Favorite And Most Disliked Football Club by icekream(m): 4:31pm On Jun 24, 2015
Fav club Barcelona...
I hate Cheskey with passion
Phones / Re: This Is What I Call Fair Data Usage by icekream(m): 4:19pm On Jun 24, 2015
Here's mine

Phones / Re: JUMIA Has Done It Again!!! Gave Me A Wrong Phone!! by icekream(m): 3:41pm On Jun 24, 2015
Larryfly:


its the megapixel I noticed..its 8mp rear, 2mp front...and it was writtrn x551
Its hot note pro... Check d internal memory to confirm
Phones / Re: JUMIA Has Done It Again!!! Gave Me A Wrong Phone!! by icekream(m): 8:31am On Jun 24, 2015
Whats the internal memory of the phone? If its 25gb, then its hot note pro. They did not change the pack
Phones / Re: This Is What I Call Fair Data Usage by icekream(m): 5:15am On Jun 24, 2015
Last month i used 101gb. This month, i'l upload later
Jokes Etc / Re: I'm Having A Huge Problem. Need Your Help. by icekream(m): 10:04pm On Jun 23, 2015
Its a joke
Education / Deciding And Building For Yourself A Bright Future As A Student by icekream(m): 10:01pm On Jun 23, 2015
What are you doing when there are vacant seats at the top?

Do you have hope for a bright and rewarding future or are you only concerned about the present?

If you will become great in life,it is in your hands. It is a pity that so many people have handed over their lives to friends. So many people can't make decisions on their own,they give in to what other people say or instruct them to do.

They can't identify what is good for them so they allow peer presure to toss them around like a dice.

You don't have to put in for everything,always take your stand. "20 friends they say can never play together for 20years."

The life of your friend is different from yours,when you make it in life,you will be surrounded by them but when you end up otherwise,they will never attach themselves with you. This is why you should be careful of the friends you keep.

There are some friends that does not see beyond their nose. All they know and want to enjoy is the present,they have no hope for the future. Do you know that a time is coming when you will remember today but the question is, WILL YOU REMEMBER IT FOR GOOD OR IN REGRETS?

You need to make up your mind today and admit that you own your life and determines what it will be in the nearest future. Do you have an idea of the plans that those you are moving with have for their lives? You need to grow up,some are planning big for their lives but pretend to be innocent when they are with you.

For you to become great in life,you must make an uncommon move. Never settle for low standards,create a space for yourself at the top,be among the generals that move and shake the world.

So many people today so much wish that they can reverse time so that they can make corrections but what a pity,it is no longer possible. As I have always said, WHO GAVE BIRTH TO YOU, WHERE YOU WHERE BORN, AND HOW YOU WHERE BORN can never be the reason for your failure in life because we have seen people with poor backgrounds make it in life.

A time will soon come when you will have no strength but the only thing that will sustain you is that which you have been able to do now that you are young and vibrant.

Take charge of your life,never give up and together we will get to the top.
Culled from www.brainbuildersedu.com

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Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: Brand New Batman Game Cd For Sale by icekream(m): 8:43pm On Jun 23, 2015
I have the p.c version. I also have wwe 2k15, mortal kombat x and gva v(pc version only).
Contact me if u need any for a reasonable price... I reside at Ibadan.
Politics / Re: Incredible, I Have Light 24 Hours Today. by icekream(m): 8:31pm On Jun 23, 2015
The punishment might be no light for a whole week.
If something like that happens in our area, we know say we don jonz b that. So if light don dey pass 10 hours, we go dey pray make dem take am ni or else... The one wey dem bring on Saturday, we still dey suffer the consequence
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Student / Intern Recruitment At Oracle by icekream(m): 8:48am On Jun 21, 2015
sleeknick:
Location
Lagos State
Jobs/Vacancies / Student / Intern Recruitment At Oracle by icekream(m): 8:09am On Jun 21, 2015
Oracle provides the world's most complete, open, and integrated business software and hardware systems, with more than 370,000 customers including 100 of the Fortune 100 representing a variety of sizes and industries in more than 145 countries around the globe. Oracle's product strategy provides flexibility and choice to our customers across their IT infrastructure. Now, with Sun server, storage, operating-system, and virtualization technology, Oracle is the only vendor able to offer a complete technology stack in which every layer is integrated to work together as a single system. In addition, Oracle's open architecture and multiple operating-system options gives our customers unmatched benefits from industry-leading products, including excellent system availability, scalability, energy efficiency, powerful performance, and low total cost of ownership.

Position: Student / Intern

Detailed Description and Job Requirements
This job code is utilized for the majority of our temporary hires. The individual is performing hourly job duties as defined under the Fair Labor Standards Act.

Job: Pre Sales
Location: NG-NG,Nigeria-Lagos
Job Type: Student/Intern Hire
Organization: Oracle



How to Apply

To apply for this role, click https://oracle.taleo.net/careersection/2/jobdetail.ftl?job=15000QH5&lang=en
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Family / Re: Is It True That All First Born Are Dumb? by icekream(m): 7:47am On Jun 21, 2015
I'm the firstborn and am not dumb.... So the firstborn that told u that, maybe its his inheritance.
The problem just be say na we dey suffer pass

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