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Lovely op... Is it only photoshop u used?

Demigods:
Dude simple server doesn't necessarily require root, it works perfectly on PC and laptops so don't say crap. Simple server still blazing and recommended. Why spend 6k to get your crap when I spend just 70naira to download over 6gb a day?

Bro I take God beg u... Aw can I use simple server on pc... I dont av modem tho buh i av an android phone I can use as hotspot

I did all
And i'v made a promise my kids won't attend any damn summer coaching... Dats y I love ma mum, my 3rd teem holidays were meant for ma hometown. This generation is all about books: no outdoor fun at all

God punish gays... I go dey dis kind place one madman go dey tok of gay rights

Na true... We get light... My only prayer be say make our 25.year old transformer no blow

bqlekan:
Asus, FE170CG..

Boss Abeg which cheat u dey use.... I use God beg u, tell me

Instead of buyin this, why not buy Fruits worth the price... N50 orange and N50 watermelon should do the trick. Its awesome

Almost in tears... Just textless

Friedplantain still remains the best

#iknowmtmumisaNigerian when I tell her the price of iphone 6 and she says... Does it spit out money?

If it was in Nigeria, the guy go die for jail ni

Lol

Kinda true sha... I'm independent and it helps a lot... And

Whataapp

You can't bro... Mine's 32mb as well... Had no choice but to continue using it... U can't do anything to it.

Oh how I love dah john wick movie... Kingsman also made gudt sense...

Idd' made my dea... Naija own go be like...
Judge: So u wantu break up after 13 years of marriage. How many years have you been married?
Man: This judge no get brain o

You're just learning photoshop right?

And... U don't buy all textbooks you see, download them!

Intrepid01:
With due respect....but this mindset is the reason why Africa is backward. Assuming that money will come after marriage. Assuming that God will provide for the child's needs when he arrives. Westerners are better off because they plan . Please lets make decisions with our heads not our hearts.

So u wait till u're as rich as dangote before getting married is the solution? C'mon this thing is psychology. If you're not faced with tougher challenges, u'll think your present challenge is the toughest

ladyF:
lol so because u are married, money will start coming abi? Op, abeg ehnn...., don't make plans based on this assumption.

Its actually the truth. Take a random survey of the couples you know

Time they say, waits for no man... I think that proverb applies more to women cos they reach menopause at an earlier age. My advise: u guys should get married as soon as possible. When u're married, money will come, its a natural phenomenon

Seun thanks a lot for this opportunity. I hope I can participate in the nearest future if possible at the next edition... Just boosted my morale towards the C i'm learning tho this challenge is object-oriented

If a Guy's expecting a girl, he'll chase all his friends away from the room 20mins before the girl's arrival.
He'll use all his money to buy suya and ice cream for the girl and then come back inside the hostel and be begging "guy I fit base one spoon?

azeezakande:
Wa sere lol

Nice one op... u neva hear scorpion, eyin ejo(snake teeth) kunle dagger, forifôgo(use head break bottle.

This is nice bro... Unlike some that will justtake pictures anyhow

Which mouth will i use to tell her that i forfeited the contract? She'll put my picture on my seat and continue with the marriage

To me, marriage is not about being ready, its about your ability to cope. Its just like a university, you don't say u need to be ready before you go.... If you go and you can't cope, you'll find a way to survive or get kicked out. Marriage is about coping. Once you are married, you tend to keep it going. Most marriages fail not because the couples weren't ready but because they couldn't cope again. The main reason marriages fail in Nigeria is the fault of the brides' friends.